Yo Mama Jokes: Astrophysics Edition
[[ Panel: Calamities of Nature Presents... *Yo Mama Jokes: Astrophysics Edition* ]]
Ferdinand: Yo Mama is so repulsive that's she's been identified as the Dark Energy that's pushing the Universe apart!
Ferdinand: Yo Mama has such bad acne that she gets mistaken for Jupiter's moon, Io!
Ferdinand: Yo Mama is so fat and hairy that she single-handedly disproves the Black hole no-hair theorem!
[[ Panel: Stephen Hawking called: He wants to study your mom! ]]
{{alt-text: Yo mama jokes for astrophysicists, astronomers, and physicists. Stephen Hawking would be proud...maybe. }}
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