Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Header: How Science Reporting Works:
Scientist: "We destroyed ten percent of cancer cells in a lab rat's tail."
[ Newspaper headline reads "Cancer cured" ]
Scientist: "We didn't CURE cancer. We're just moving faster toward a future treatment."
[ Newspaper headline reads "Time travel discovered" ]
Scientist: "F**k you!"
[ Newspaper headline reads "Scientist rapes reporter" ]