The Truth About Chubacabras
[[ Weedmaster P and Jeffrey appear to be outdoors in front of an arched walkway. Weedmaster P wears a red cape, whereas Jeffrey is seated and seems to be naked. ]]
Weedmaster P: HEY JEFFREY DO CHUPACABRAS LAY EGGS
Jeffrey: Of course not. What do you think they are, mutant dogs?
[[ Jeffrey stands before a lectern in a darkened room. A slide depicting a black and white drawing of a large eyed, fanged and clawed beast is projected beside him. ]]
Narrator: MOMENTS LATER...
Jeffrey: I've called this emergency meeting to clear up some of the lies being spread by the liberal media regarding el Chupacabra.
[[ Jeffrey gestures to a new slide, which is a more photorealistic rendition of el Chupacabra. ]]
Jeffrey: The liberal media wants you to believe el Chupacabra is some kind of mutant dog-like thing. This is ludicrous to the point of insanity.
[[ The slide projection is gone, and now Jeffrey holds up a small white piece of paper in his left hand. ]]
Jeffrey: In reality, a group of visiting grey aliens accidentally left some of their pets here on Earth, and that's what Chupacabras are: abandoned alien pets, just tryin' to make their way home.
Jeffrey: Any questions?
[[ Weedmaster P and Baby raise their hands to ask questions. ]]
Weedmaster P: I HEARD THAT CHUPACABRAS CAN FLY ALSO IS THAT TRUE
Baby: I thought th' lib'ral medias was s'posed t' lie about ev'rything that happens in th' news t' undermine th' troops.
[[ Jeffrey rests his arms upon the lectern and says nothing.]]