Tell Us the Truth About St Valentime's Day
[[Jeffrey sits at computer in foreground, Weedmaster P in background]]
Jeffrey: Okay internet, I get it. Sometimes ladies have weenies. I get it.
Weedmaster P: WHOA DID YOU COME BACK FROM YOUR SPIRIT JOURNEY
Jeffrey: I been back. Now git, I'm researchin' about Valentime Day.
Weedmaster P: BUT DON'T WE ALREADY KNOW EVERY THING ABOUT VALENTIME'S DAY
Jeffrey: Nope. Apparently the reason it's about love is to cover up for some mysterious, horrifically violent historic event.
Weedmaster P: LIKE HOW WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE I GOT TO LOOK AT A RICHARD SCARRY BOOK OR I START THROW-UP CRYING
Weedmaster P: JEFFREY DID YOU KNOW THAT I ONCE WENT ON A SPIRIT JOURNEY...
Jeffrey: No way.
Weedmaster P: ...THAT I AM STILL ON
{{Alt-text: STREET VALENTIME'S, when the streets ran red with BLOOD, STREET BLOOD flowing out of HEARTS -or- I wish Richard Scarry would have made a book explaining the Heat Death of the Universe, but maybe that's MY destiny...}}