Of Draculas and Frankensteins
Weedmaster P: Jeffrey man I need somebody to be straight with me Is there such a thing as Draculas or not
[[Jeffrey is rather Dracula-looking, dressed in black, with fangs and widow's-peak hair]]
Jeffrey: There used to be Draculas, back in the olden days. Back when there was Frankensteins.
Weedmaster P: Wait are you tellin me there used to be real Frankensteins _too_
Jeffrey: Oh there's still Frankensteins. Pretty much wherever you see a dungeon there's a Frankenstein nearby.
Jeffrey: Dracula is actually based off a dude called Vlad the Impaler that kiled dudes by ramming sticks throught their guts, but everything was so terrible back then that they had to make up all that Dracula stuff so people would be afraid of him.
{{tagline: Dracula evolved into a weird lizard-man and then got a fancy beehive hairdo and today is a sparkling wuss}}
{{roll-over text: Those mysterious lights in the sky were caused by extremely high-velocity spinning in Vlad the Impaler's grave. We'd use it as a power supply but nobody can get closer than ten miles to it.}}