( searching 1515 episodes of Overcompensating!)

• The Secret Life of Doctor Monkey

  [[Doctor Monkey is seen walking home]] THE SECRET LIFE OF DOCTOR MONKEY [[Doctor Monkey arrives at home and hangs up his hat]] [[Doctor Monkey pours himself some scotch]] [[Doctor Monkey is changed out of his doctor clothes and into a red and white striped shirt. Doctor Monkey looks at his glass of scotch.]] [[With scotch in-hand, Doctor Monkey walks to his computer]] <<TAP TAP>> [[Doctor Monkey uses the computer]] [[Doctor Monkey is becoming visibly upset]] <<TAP TAP TAP>> [[Doctor Monkey continues to angrily type]]
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=377

• Who Killed Olof Palme?

  Jeffrey: ...now that fuckin' butt-cat owes me over $300! Weedmaster P: Hey why don't you watch your mouth there's a little kid right here Jeffrey: Hey who are you to tell me who I can't say cuss words near? Weedmaster P: My momma taught me two things -- don't cuss around kids and kill on sight the true assassin of Olaf Palme [[There's a suspicious-looking man at the water fountain]] [[Weedmaster P has zeroed in on him]] [[The suspicious-looking man sure looks suspicious. And nervous.]] {{tagline: Nothing against home schooling but in this case, this is the result of 12 years of it}} {{roll-over text: Weedmaster P is getting a lot done today as the entirety of his 12 years of home-schooling is playing out right here.}}
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=1056

• Guarding Angels

  The Sweaty Detectives: Mailbag Jeffrey: Sometimes people send mysteries by mail. Mailsteries! [[A stained printed letter in all-caps green Comic Sans.]] Letter: dear sweety mistery dectivtives, MY CUZIN GOT IN A CAR WRECK AND AT THE LAST SECOND HER GUARDIEN ANGELL GRABBED HER OUT OF HARM. HOW COME? [[broken image link]] BRANGELINA, PLANTSVILLE CT [[Jeffrey and Weedmaster P outside a mobile home in trademark Sweaty Detectives garb with trademark sweatstains. Weedmaster P: We're at the source to figure out the answer to this mystery Jeffrey (yelling through window): Hey, YHWH! You home, YHWH? I got a question! [[We see God the Father from behind, sitting in a golden armchair with YHWH engraved on the back.]] Jeffrey: How come Guarding Angels only seem to help out at the last possible second? [[God pushes his chair back a bit. We see a lit joint in his hand.]] <<creeeak>> God: <<Phoo>> [[He turns around. He is as high as the Space Shuttle.]] God: Whaaat?
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=1217

• Go For Itl Superman!

  Narrator: What if Superman was one of us? Narrator: Just a slob like one of us? George W. Bush: Strategerficratin' Narrator: Just a stranger on the bus? Narrator: Tryin' to make his way home? {{Mouseover text: superman doesn't take shit from anybody}}
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=66

• A Brand New Pen!

  Jeffrey: My new $50 brush pen! Jeffrey: I gotta get to Home Depot so I can build something for my pen! Jeffrey: Let's see what this little bastard can do. [[A closeup of the paper, Jeff's shaky hand writing "SATAN IS MY MASTER"]] Jeffrey: NOO! {{Mouseover text: IT IS LIKE DRAWING WITH THE FISTS OF SATAN}}
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=95

• Fourth of July 2010

  Deathmole Jacques: They say the Tree of Liberty has to be moistened from time to time with the blood of patriots. Jeffrey: They also say "git-r-dun" and "full of win." Granulac: No, I think they mean that tree, back there... Jeffrey: But Home Depot's closed today! Where are we supposed to get Patriot Blood? Granulac: This website says you can just use "Mtn Dew."
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=1219

• Giant-Footed Whorez

  Giant-Footed Whorez Jeff: Um excuse me... Blonde: ...and then Brandon and Justin and Tyler and Zach and Josh and Jacob all slept over at my house... Brunette: We're not skinny enough. Blonde: Oh I know... Jeff: Excuse me... Jeff: What kind of birds are you guys? Seriously they look like bird people I'm like a bird / I'll only fly away / I don't know where my soul is / I don't know where my home is
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=495

• So Awkward

  [[Jeffrey is in some sort of groovy-looking dance club. He sees a random woman.]] JEFFREY: Hi there, pretty lady. WOMAN: Aren't you the inter net's Jeffrey Rowland? JEFFREY: Yeah, about that... I'm probably gonna die in eight days. WOMAN: I heard. Do you wanna go home with me? JEFFREY: (Thinking) Now if I don't die she's gonna think I'm a liar. This is awkward.
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=111

• Jeffrey Burrito

  Zombie Jeffrey: Baby, I'm home! Is it cool if we have a cat? Baby: But... but... you're... you're DEAD! Zombie Jeffrey: Uh, that was just like a sort of clerical error. Zombie Jeffrey: Don't cats breathe? Baby: But I spent all morning cramming your corpse into the rubbish bin. Zombie Jeffrey: I always wondered how my feet would look pokin' out of that rug. {{Mouseover Text: Little Brown Jug.}}
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=75

• The Lord Is My Lens Flare

  [[ Shirtless Jeffrey with two angels restraining him by the arms ]] Jeffrey: Where am I? Who are you? [[ photo of a bright light among clouds ]] Almighty Father: YOU ARE HOME, JEFFREY. AND I AM KNOWN BY SO MANY NAMES. CALL ME ALMIGHTY FATHER. Jeffrey: Am I in trouble or something, Almighty Father? Almighty Father: ON SECOND THOUGHT, CALL ME BLAZE. THAT SOUNDS COOLER.
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=121

• So You Wanna Make a Website

  Vermont Pete: Hey Jeffrey. How do you like, make a website. Jeffrey: I'm glad you axed me, Vermont Pete! My new instructional DVD has a template on it so anyone can make a fun, profitable internet home page in minutes! Only $29.95 Vermont Pete: Ohhh! [[Picture of a computer screen: Website Name: (This should be a song lyric) Upload image: (It doesn't matter where you found it, as long as it's cute or funny or whatever)]]
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=843

• Cars That Go Boom

  Baby: Jeffrey, that guy just left that big red truck sitting there! Jeffrey: Oh my GOD. [[Jeffrey leaps toward a large truck with "DANGER EXPLOSIVES" stenciled on it.]] Baby: Jeffrey, NO! [[The light of an explosion lights Baby's face as she poses like the Home Alone kid.]] Baby: NOOOOO! Narrator: TRUCKS FULL OF EXPLOSIVES ARE DANGEROUS. DON'T JUST LEAVE THEM LYING AROUND. {{Mouseover Text: boom}}
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=35

• Rash Medicine

  Jeffrey: Ah, Weedmaster P... Your rash medicine seems to be working quite well... [[Empty chair at other end of table]] Jeffrey: Because you're invisible! Weedmaster P, with a snake body and rashes on his face: Do what now Jeffrey: AUGHH! {{Never trust a rash medicine that you buy from a man who first offers it for free if you can guess his name}} {{title text: SLITHINTHERIN'S HOME-MADE RASH MEDICINE: TOUGH ON RASHES, TURNS HUMANS INTO SNAKES}}
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=1246

• Brown Recluse Spiders and Tornadoes

  FRIG! Half the reason I moved outta Oklahoma was to get away from brown recluse spiders and tornadoes and now we got 'em both up here! What's the other half? Oh, right. Hmm... don't you think it's kinda funny that we didn't have brown recluse spiders and tornadoes up here before Wolfman Green moved up here from Oklahoma? Not really, no. TWO NIGHTS EARLIER Thanks for makin' me feel less homesick, magical bag of spiders. Now I just wish the weather felt more like home.
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=1337

• The Safest Emcee

  Jeffrey: Hey MC Frontalot, what's the "M.C." stand for? Jeffrey: "Mister . . . COOL?" MC Frontalot: M . . . Momma Cakes. Jeffrey: I too believe I have what it takes to be a nerdcore rap star! Jeffrey: Hello everyone I'm here to rap about fairness my name is M.C. Safety Awareness I'm known to argue with a cop but I'm not defiant my rhymes may be ill but they OSHA compliant Jeffrey: I stay home at night avoidin' dangerous capers I rock a SARS mask 'cuz of the gasoline vapors Jeffrey: <BLERG> [Jeffrey vomiting on the floor; a gold record pops out.]
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=701