( searching 1515 episodes of Overcompensating!)

• Internet Fluid

  Jeffrey: God danged Internet won't stay on! We need Internet to be on _all the time!_ Weedmaster P: Did you check the Internet Fluid Jeffrey: You ignorant dick-ass! There's no such thing as Internet Fluid! You -- you're trying to trick me! Weedmaster P: No you know how like car brakes need brake fluid even though it seems like fluid would make the brakes get all slippery Jeffrey: Oh. That makes sense. [[Weeks later at Vermont Pete's Computer Hut]] Jeffrey: _This_ is Internet Fluid? Vermont Pete: Yeah... Why do you want Internet Fluid? Jeffrey: I dunno...? To put in the Internet? Vermont Pete: No, man... Internet Fluid is what comes _out_ of the internet. Jeffrey: I was _lied_ to. {{tagline: Internet Juice is probably what comes out of Tubgirl}} {{roll-over text: Weedmaster P's advice is still quite a bit better than what I have been getting from Verizon.}}
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=1045

• Twitternet

  Jeffrey: G?D of Internet, why have you summoned me? G?D of Internet: LOL im grantin u 1 wish 4 NEthing u want on eth whole in3ertubez d00d #'_' Jeffrey: _Anything?_ Can you make the Twitter go away? G?D of Internet: Y? Cuz u h8 it? Jeffrey: Yeah, I kinda do. G?D of Internet: lol mebbe u dont h8 twitter #mebbe G?D of Internet: Maybe Twitter just makes u realize u h8 ur friends Jeffrey: Augh! [[Jeffrey wakes]] Whoa! [[Screen of Jeffrey's phone, as he Tweets]] OMG you guys i just had a dream #weirddream {{tagline: #obviouslyi'mnottalkingaboutyoufriendwhoisreadingthinbecauseyourtweetsarealwaysinteresting}} {{roll-over text: G0d of InterNet and the Glistening Genitals }}
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=1124

• Internets

  Weedmaster P: Man this is bullshit - I just heard a old lady say "Internets" on purpose Jeffrey: Yeah, calling the internet weird little variations of "internet" is the new calling something "the new hotness." Weedmaster P: Well what the hell are we supposed to do now Jeffrey: I guess we'll have to start calling it "internet" again. Jeffrey: or just stop talking about the internet Weedmaster P: Wait a minute what are we supposed to call something that's not old and busted then Jeffrey: "Big Willlie Style"
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=696

• Brilliance in the Age of Internet

  Jeffrey: Joanna I have discovered that prolonged usage of Internet causes people to forget what the words "irony" and "brilliant" mean. Voice from computer: J3FFR3Y R0WL4ND5 Jeffrey: *gasp* The God of Internet! God of Internet: J3FFR3Y UR 0LD 1D3A5 R R3D1CULU5!!!!1 7H3 W3B 2.0 ST4ND4RD5 CH4NG3D TH3 D3F1N1710N OF T3H W3RD "BR1LL14N7" T0 M3AN "K1ND 0F CL3VER." Jeffrey: What about "irony?" God of Internet: 1R0NY M34N5 N3V3R HAV31NG 2 4DM17 U R WR0NG!!! {{Title text: Is 'brilliant' the new 'awesome?' I hope not.}}
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=726

• TV on (the) Internet

  TV: Today on the blogosphere the Twitterverse Youtubeosphere iTwitter buzz bluzz Googa feed burno versasphere Jeffrey: Man why does teevee even talk about internet? It's like a celebutante teaching shop class. Jeffrey: And why does teevee even need to talk about internet? They're givin' free advertising to the very thing that is going to destroy them Tallahassee: I'm sorry, did you say something? I was updating my internet blog about my teevee programs!
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=1232

• Making It Harder

  Jeffrey you've been up all night hacking! Go to bed! Look I'm sorry! I'm just tryin' to make internet harder to use, like how it was back in the day. What? Part of the reason everything is so terrible nowadays is that just about anybody can figure out how to use internet, even olds and "celebutantes." The other day I seen a dang old cat that had a twitter. Whatever. As long as I can still get on the Facebook. Augh I cant log into the facebook! Just go the AOL main menu and click "internet connect" but make sure nobody's using the phone first. What's a "phone"?
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=1143

• WILL YOU HELP ME BUY A NEW CAMERA

  Jeffrey: Well, I've been stalling for over a week so it's prob'ly time to explore my haunted basement! Jeffrey: ...but it's dark down there... and I'm poor now and I don't have a camera... If only the internet would buy a camera for me! Baby: Jeffrey, it's just an old basement why do ye a camera to go into a basement? Jeffrey: So I can get a free camera and show the internet pictures I take with it. {{Mouseover text: help me internet you're my only hope}}
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=190

• Funny Jokes

  [[Jeffrey is sitting on a box, Weedmaster P is standing with his arms spread]] Jeffrey: Man, if there's one thing I learned from internet, it's that pedophilia is hi-larious! Weedmaster P: YEAH MAN THEY GOT THAT LITTLE CARTOON BEAR THAT MAKES IT EVEN HILARIOUSER [[Tallahassee stand behind Weedmaster P, arms outstretched. Weedmaster P is bent over, hand in front of his mouth]] Tallahassee: Ha ha oh my God, don't even get me started on how hilarious rape is! Weedmaster P: I ALMOST PEE MYSELF WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT RAPE BECAUSE I CRACK UP SO HARD [[The God of the Internet stands behind Weedmaster P who is covering his mouth and laughing. Jeffrey is looking up at the God of the Internet]] God of Internet: srsly R U guyz srs or RU j/k cuz dis iz mportnt 2 me :| Jeffrey: Of course we're serious, G0d of Internet! Weedmaster P (smothering laugh): PFFT {{tagline: God of Internet loves her children and wants them to be able to think female circumcision is funny}} {{roll-over text: At the risk of justifying the opinions of the seven people who vote every single OC comic NOT FUNNY on isitfunnytoday.com I present this comic that is not funny on purpose.}}
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=1151

• Misspent Leisure

  Weedmaster P: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT THE INTERNET JEFFREY WHY Jeff: I'm locking my messageboard because people are being too obnoxious Weedmaster P: MAN SOME OF THEM USED TO BE YOUR FRIENDS YOU PRETENDED THEY DIDN'T IRRITATE YOU Jeff: They changed. Jeff: They've gone from wasting all day on the internet liking me to wasting all day on the internet not liking me. Weedmaster P: MAYBE THEY'LL LET ME BE THEIR NEW FRIEND
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=303

• Inter Nets

  Jeffrey: Computer! Take me to the inter-net. Computer: ALL RIGHT. [[Jeffrey is flying into the inter-nets]] Jeffrey: Whoa, I didn't mean that literally. God of Internet: I AM G0D OF INTERNET. NOW SEE MY GENITALS, WHICH ARE HUMAN. Jeffrey: SHIT! Jeffrey: Computer, initiate self-destruct sequence. Computer: HANG ON {{Mouseover text: HwTwMwL THE GOD OF THE INTERNET}}
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=63

• Stalking. Simplified.

  [[The La1R of the G0d of internet]] G0d of internet: 4T L45T TH3 MY5P4C3 IN5TANT M355AG3 CL13NT 15 R3ADY. G0 F0RTH, 5P3LL_CH3CK_G0BL1N 4ND T34CH TH3M TH3 WAY5 OF G00D3R 5P3LL1NG! 5PELL_CH3CK_G0BL1N: oh dear. <<Wat ^_^ <3~~Br!t@ny~~< cuz your rediculous ThAnkS 4 tHa ADD *~h&#9829;ll0~ HyPhy xoxo ShYt hey..............gUrl>> 5PELL_CH3CK_G0BL1N: oh dear. oh...oh my. Dear me. [Soon] 5PELL_CH3CK_G0BL1N hangs himself G0D of Internet: HA HA HA HA HA {{~~xOx____jeffrey____@}-,-`-}}
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=429

• Title: Pretty Nice Haircut

  {{Title: Pretty Nice Haircut}} [[Jeffrey Rowland is dreaming, the God of the Internet looms over him]] The God of the Internet: J3FFR3Y R0WL4ANDZ Jeffrey Rowland: Gasp! The God of the Internet! The God of the Internet: U N33D A H4IRCUT Jeffrey Rowland: I know... [[Jeffrey is getting a haircut]] Narrator: SOON [[The haircut is finished, Jeffrey is thinking to himself]] Jeffrey Rowland: This is the absolute best that this person thinks I am capable of looking. [[Jeffrey sits alone in the hairdresser's chair, looking melancholy]] {{title text: IT'S BAD WHEN PERVERTED DEITIES HAVE TO STEP IN BECAUSE YOU'RE CHOKING ON YOUR OWN HAIR WHEN YOU SLEEP BUT YOU DON'T CAREP (sic)}} {{alt-text: That was the longest my hair ever was, except for when I was twelve and had a rat tail that could almost touch my butt crack.}}
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=943

• Epic FailURE

  Baby: Jeffrey, y'know I ehn't too good at English on account of bein'... English, but I just can't figger somethin' out. Jeffrey: What's that, Baby? [[Labels are stuck to the wall with internet catchwords such as "fail" and "win"]] Baby: How come on th' Internet, th' word "fail" is a noun... Baby: But in th' actual, real, functionin' world, that word is a verb? Jeffrey: Internet emits hidden waves that make it impossible for people to not behave like total Jackasses.
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=748

• Evil is Subjective

  Weedmaster P: Americans can't build a car that stays together or a shoe that costs less than ten thousand dollars but boy howdy we sure can build one hell of an internet huh Jeffrey: Yeah. Jeffrey: America invented the internet because they were afraid Russia would drop bombs on us from outer space. [[A bomb falls]] Weedmaster P: Maybe some hype shit will get made because of the global war on terrors Jeffrey: A vast computer network that believes in "evil", costs a billion dollars an hour and says the same 5 phrases over and over. {{Underneath}} Instead of showing you pictures of cats Internet 5.0 will question your patriotism
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=657

• Sold!

  Jeffrey: I've got amazing news, everyone! I've just sold Topatoco to Snorg Tees, the internet's biggest t-shirt company! Jeffrey: Imagine! Your favorite internet comic superstars... Jeffrey: And I won't have to make comics ever again! So long, suckers! {{tagline: See ya wouldn't wanna be ya}} {{rollover text: I have to be honest, it is just gonna be all our current designs with the phrase I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE printed on it.}}
  
  

  http://overcompensating.com/oc/index.php?comic=976