( searching 97 episodes of Chronillogical!)
It's The Skeleton Guy![[A skeletal hand erupts from the snowman's face.]] Jen: ZOMBIEEE! [[The snowman dissolves. Mr. Skeleton is revealed to be underneath.]] Milo: Criminy! It's ... MR. SKELETON! Mr. Skeleton: Aw jeeze, is dis a carrot nose? Oh, those goofy kids. Mr. Skeleton: Oh hey, well if it ain't my best customer, Mr. Milo! And ... his friend 'ere. You! Jen: Jen. Mr. Skeleton: That's the one! [[A blue shirt lies in the snow a small distance away]] Milo: What's with the snowman getup, Mr. S? Mr. Skeleton: Oh, sometimes I'll zonk out 'round 'ere, an' if it snows, the kids, they dress me up as Frahsty. All good fun, ya know. Couldja get me my shirt there? [[Mr. Skeleton starts putting on his shirt]] Jen: Why were you falling asleep outside in the freezing cold? Mr. Skeleton: Oh, you know how it goes. Jen: No, I don't. Mr. Skeleton: Sure ya do, Jane. [[Mr. Skeleton puts on his shirt. It reads: NOT A SKELETON]]http://chronillogical.com/2008/12/05/its-the-skeleton-guy/
It's The Skeleton Guy!
Bigotry For You And MeMr. Skeleton: OK guys, I better scoot 'n' skedaddle. Thanks for the help back dere. Milo: Any time, Mr. S! Bye! BYEEE! Milo: BYYYEEEEE!! Jen: He can't hear you anymore. Jen: I don't understand why you like that guy so much. Milo: How can you NOT? He's MISTER SKELETON! Jen: See, that's what I'm talking about. Is he... ACTUALLY a skeleton? Or what? Milo: Are you kidding me? Didn't you read his shirt? Jen: You know, Milo, people can wear shirts that don't--- Milo: And so what if he IS a skeleton? You wanna put him in a coffin? Is that it? Jen: Well... he should be DEAD. Milo: Oh, so NOW you want to KILL him! You want to KILL MISTER SKELETON. What, we should ROUND UP ALL THE SKELETONS and BURY THEM IN THE GROUND?! Jen: No, no, I never meant that! Wait, did I? Wait ... hold on.http://chronillogical.com/2008/12/09/bigotry-for-you-and-me/
Bigotry For You And Me
It's Mister Skeleton![Ext.: Mister Skeleton's restaurant] Milo: So why didn't you want to eat here? Jen: The manager just freaks me out. Roy: Oh, give the guy a break. So he has a skin condition. Jen: How can you have a skin condition without SKIN? Roy: I'm sure??? Jen: ... OR ANY OTHER ORGANS? Mr. Skeleton: Ahem [Mr. Skeleton and Jen stare at each other] Jen: Uhhh [Outside: Hibbard Laboratory explodes] [Jen and Roy behold the wreckage] Jen: We ... we should, umm ... we should leave.http://chronillogical.com/2008/06/20/its-mister-skeleton/
It's Mister Skeleton!
99 Decision StreetJen: Look, I'd rather not talk about my personal failings as a researcher and a human being. Roy: Jen, it's always sunshine and lollipops with you. You should dour up a bit before you crack a smile. Milo: This is all VERY INTERESTING, but shush now. Milo: Food beckons. Roy: Okay, so ... where to? Milo: I was thinking Mister Skeleton's. Jen: I don't really want to eat at Mister Skeleton's. [Milo scowls] Jen: What? Roy: Well, let's see ... what else is around here? [A series of restaurant signs:] Nemo Toad's Seafood Shack Relish 'n' Mayo Salad World! EAT Razor Burger ("A RAZOR in every BURGER!???") Milo: So. Mister Skeleton's, then? Jen: Fine.http://chronillogical.com/2008/06/17/99-decision-street/
99 Decision Street
It's Winter NowJen: Can you believe Roy wanted to toast in front of a warm fire nursing a hot cup of Earl Grey instead of SHREDDING the HILLS in a TUBULAR TOBOGGAN? Milo: Yes. Jen: But he's missing out on all this TOTALLY RAD scenery. DUDE. Like that FRIKKIN' SWEET SNOWMAN. YEAH! Milo: You are WAY too excited. Jen: Check this out! He's got an AWESOME hat and scarf! And a WICKED nose! Milo: Is that a bone? [[Milo yoinks the bone. The snowman speaks.]] Mr. Skeleton: Ow. [[Milo and Jen stare at the snowman.]] Mr. Skeleton: ... Could you give that back, please? Mr. Skeleton: Seriously. Give it back. Jen: Milo, I think you should give it back. To the max.http://chronillogical.com/2008/12/02/its-winter-now/
It's Winter Now
A Toast To Toast!Roy: Welcome back. You have fun freezing to death? Milo: It was OK until we bumped into Mr. Skeleton. That rocked pretty hard. Roy: How fortuitous! Everybody likes Mr. Skeleton. Milo: Not JEN. She thinks he's an ACTUAL SKELETON. Pffsh. Roy: What? Haven't you read his shirt? Jen: YES I READ HIS SHIR---look, let's talk about something else. Roy: Well, while you two were out cavorting with restauranteurs, I was busy ENHANCING my KITCHEN EXPERIENCE. [[Roy approaches a draped object.]] Milo: How d'ya mean? Roy: Behold... [[Roy pulls back the drape, revealing a convoluted contraption.]] Roy: The TOAST-O-MATIC BREAD ANNIHILATOR ULTIMO! Note the ergonomic Japanese design. [[The toaster's packaging makes many outlandish claims: OPTIMIZE YOUR TOASTING POTENTIAL. CERTIFIED SPACE TECHNOLOGY!! INVERSE SQUARE BUTTER GUN MECHANISMS!! CENTRIFUGAL MARGARINE APPLICATOR!! MICROPROCESSOR-CONTROLLED TORCH MATRIX!! TOAST UP TO 3 LOAVES IN 15 SECONDS!! SETTINGS INCLUDE: "CHAR," "TINGE," "DESSICATE," AND "HELLFIRE"!!! Jen: Really, Roy? This seems... elaborate. Roy: Jen. Dude's gotta have toast.http://chronillogical.com/2008/12/12/a-toast-to-toast/
A Toast To Toast!
Far Out Mantis MushJen: Are you guys alright? On the phone you sounded a little???uhh... Roy: [covered in goo] What? We're just spring cleaning. Milo: [covered in goo] By any chance, do you need a nine-foot-tall exoskeleton? Jen: For...? Milo: Body armor? Puppetry? Anyway, it's there if you need it. Hmm... [Milo licks the goo on his arm] [Milo starts tripping] Jen: I need to stay at your place. Indefinitely. Roy: Sorry, Milo was first. Two's company, but three's a crowd. And crowds???they're REALLY lame. Jen: YOU'RE lame. Roy: Yes, it sure is lame having a place to SLEEP. Roy: Now I'm sorry, but my hands are tied. What's important is that we're still friends, right? Also, I want you to leave. That's important, too. Milo: Jen???I can see the celestial lifeblood threaded through your scalp. Jen: Yeah ... I kind of want me to leave, too.http://chronillogical.com/2008/09/09/far-out-mantis-mush/
Far Out Mantis Mush
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