An Assortment of Saddest TurtleSaddest Turtle and the Huge Sandwich
[[Saddest turtle stands next to a glowing sandwich]]
Off-screen: Saddest Turtle! That sandwich is huge!!
Saddest Turtle: what can I say. I'm an emotional eater.
Jolly Octopus: Well, how are you feeling right now?
[[Saddest Turtle is huge now after having eaten the sandwich.]]
Saddest Turtle: Goooooooood
Saddest Turtle and the Millions of Dollars
Jolly Octopus: Saddest Turtle!! I heard you just made millions of dollars!!
[[Saddest Turtle wearing a crown]]
Saddest Turtle: yep.
[[Saddest Turtle is seen riding a shark while wearing royal clothing and being surrounded by bags of money and sea animals wearing sunglasses.]]
[[Jolly Octopus in awe with its eyes replaced with dollar signs]]
Saddest Turtle and the Tourist Trap
[[Turtle seen wearing a hat, glasses and mustache while a camera floats next to him.]]
Off-screen: Saddest turtle!! Welcome to New York! We hope you enjoy your stay!
Turtle: Oy, I not Zaddess Toydle, I Zaddess Toydle cousin, Ingv?r Toydle, from old country. How much for shirt.