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Kimono's Townhouse #59 [[Kimono stands at her computer in the Government Documents section of the library. Fluttershy stands beside the desk, looking at some books and papers.]] / Fluttershy: Ooh, new stuff! What did we get? / Kimono: Well, we've got two Mackin bound collections and three new maps. / Fluttershy: Neat! We don't have enough maps. / Kimono: I'll just enter them in the system, and we can shelve them. Computer: File, Open. / Fluttershy: Hmm. The voice program's not working. / Kimono: Bah! I hate to use the mouse! / [[Kimono has her front feet on the desk, with one clicking on the mouse.]] / <> / Kimono: Nothing. It must be frozen. / Kimono: Maybe it's the... / [[The computer begins to make strange noises]] / <> / <> / <> / Kimono: What have I done?! / Fluttershy: Sounds like you fried the hard drive, ol' girl. / Kimono: I smell a day off work. / Fluttershy: I smell smoke.
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-05-23
Kimono's Townhouse #60 [[Kimono and Fluttershy stand in the Government Documents section around a pink cart with Kimono's broken computer on it.]] / Fluttershy: Okay, I've got the computer all ready to go for repairs. / Kimono: I have to use the pink cart? / Fluttershy: It's all we had. / [[Kimono pushes the squeaky pink cart to the computer lab]] / Kimono: <> / <> / [[Kimono finds Brightly in the computer lab]] / Kimono: Um, hi Brightly! / BrightlyL Oh, hey, Kimono! What seems to be the problem, here? / Kimono: Well, the hard drive's fried. The files on it are important. We need you to work your magic on it, haha. / Brightly: ...You know, just 'cause I'm a unicorn, doesn't mean I have magical powers. / Kimono: <> OH! Oh, gee. I didn't mean it that way. / [[Always & Forever comes to talk with Brightly]] / Always & Forever: Hey, Brightly? We've got an abuse complaint, but we can't get the log files off #5. Think you can conjure up something for us? / Kimono: Um...I'm gonna go now...
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-05-30
Kimono's Townhouse #61 [[Kimono is cleaning windows in the living room, hair tied back]] / Kimono: Minty! I'm having friends over tonight, so I want to get everything clean. / [[Kimono picks up craft supplies left by Minty on the kitchen table]] / Kimono: That means no socks in the oven! / [[Kimono washes the floor of the kitchen]] / Kimono: And no challenging anyone to a Mario Party duel. / [[Kimono scrubs the bathtub]] / Kimono: And no telling anyone they've been "pwned." / [[Kimono looks up the stairs in the entryway]] / Kimono: ...And no caffeine. / [[Minty falls from the upper story of the house]] / Minty: Ack! NO!! / [[Minty lands in a box of things Kimono was putting away, sending them flying]] / Kimono: Minty! / <> / Minty: Oof...could this be the end of Batmint? Tune in next week... same Bat-Time, same Bat-Channel. / <> / [[Kimono and Minty stare at each other]] / Kimono: Just go get a broom.
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-06-06
Kimono's Townhouse #62 [[The kitchen. Kimono is digging in the fridge, and Minty is at the table, using her laptop computer.]] / Minty: Uh oh. / Kimono: Is something wrong? / Minty: I've been Slashdotted. / Kimono: You've been who-whatted? / [[Kimono walks over to look over Minty's shoulder at the computer screen.]] / Minty: Slashdotted. I made an entry in my blog about the new backend we use at Pinkhost. Someone linked to it at Slashdot. / Kimono: Is that bad? / Minty: Well, no. It brings in a lot of attention. / Minty: But the extra traffic is hard on the server. / Kimono: And what does that do? / [[The last panel appears to be a 408 timed out error message. It has a Pinkhost logo and a "try again" button.]] / Message: This Panel Unavailable. This site is experiencing technical difficulties and this panel is currently unavailable.
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-06-13
Kimono's Townhouse #63 [[In the Kimono's room. Kimono is laying down, working on her laptop. Minty is wearing a surgical mask.]] / Minty: Hey, Kimono! I'm heading off to work. / Kimono: Okay. Um...why are you wearing a mask? / Minty: Well, I was talking to Sunny at work yesterday, and she said she has gladioli. / Minty: I don't know what that is, but she said since it's been warm, it has started to grow. It's even turning different colors! / Minty: Well, I'll see ya tonight! / Kimono: Alright, then. Have fun. / [[Minty leaves. Kimono turns to face the fourth wall]] / Kimono: Should I have told her gladioli are flowers?
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-06-20
 
Kimono's Townhouse #64 [[Minty is in the living room, watching a severe storm warning on television. A large red section is near Ponyville on the radar's map.]] / Minty: Uh oh. That's not good. / [[Kimono's bedroom. Kimono is asleep, surrounded by books. Minty is wearing a helmet.]] / <> / Minty: Kimono! Wake up! We've gotta get to the basement. / Kimono (asleep): Mmm. / <> / Minty: Wake up! There might be a tornado! / [[Spackles shows up, also wearing a helmet.]] / Minty: KIMONO! WAKE UP!! / Kimono (asleep): Oh, come on. It's just a pig. mumble mumble / [[Minty grabs onto Kimono's futon and starts to drag it. Spackles pushes on the other end.]] / <> / <> / Minty: Gonna have to do this the hard way. / Spackles: Peep! / [[Downstairs in the basement. Minty is asleep on a pile of pillows, and Spackles is in a laundry basket. Kimono is off to the side, futon and all.]] / Kimono: (Yawns) / [[Kimono looks around]] / Kimono: Hmm... did I miss something?
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-06-27
Kimono's Townhouse #65 [[Kimono and Minty are in the kitchen. Minty is looking for something in the fridge, and Kimono is at the kitchen table with a pink and white teapot and a matching cup of tea.]] / Kimono: I got a call from Sweetberry this morning. / Minty: Yeah? How's she doing? / Kimono: Great! She's finished moving into her new condo. / Minty: Wow, that was really quick! / Kimono: Indeed! I mean, you're still moving in here. / [[Minty returns to the table with a can of Coca Cola.]] / Minty: What are you talking about? I moved in about a year ago. / Kimono: Ah... well, you do still have those boxes. / [[The basement. A suitcase, a small gold statue, a microphone on a stand and a pile of boxes labelled: 'Socks', 'Bad Comics', 'Good Comics', 'Holiday Socks', 'M:TG' and 'Misc.' are in a pile.]] / Minty (offscreen): Oh, yeah. Those....
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-07-04
Kimono's Townhouse #66 [[Kimono stares up at a crack in the ceiling above her desk]] / Kimono: <> / [[Minty walks in, wearing her pink antennae]] / Minty: Hey, have you seen my red socks? I've got... Whatcha lookin' at? / Kimono: There's a crack in the wall. / Minty: Huh. So there is. / Kimono: We're going to have to level the house now. / Minty: Omigod! NO!! I know the house has a few problems, but that doesn't mean we should tear it down! / [[Kimono and Minty stand regarding each other for a moment]] / Kimono: I meant "level the foundation." / Minty: Oh... aheh! I knew that.
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-08-01
Kimono's Townhouse #67 [[Kimono is in the kitchen, preparing udon soup]] / <> / Minty: Hey, something smells really good! / Minty: Whatcha got there, Kimono? / Kimono: Oh, I made myself a traditional lunch. / Minty: Mmm! Guacamole! I love this stuff! / Kimono: Huh? No! Wait!! It's not guacamole! It's... / [[Minty sniffs the dish]] / [[Minty's pupils contract]] / Kimono: wasabi. / Minty: ... / [[Minty zips across the room]] / Minty: Omigod! / [[Kimono looks up at Minty, who is hanging from the ceiling]] / Minty: MY NOSE! IT BURNS! How do I make it stop?! / Minty (sobbing): Why would someone do such a thing? / <> / [[Minty comes to a stop, sprawled out on the floor]] / Kimono: Minty, are you okay? / Minty: I can't feel my toes. / Kimono: You don't have any toes. / {{This episode has an extra page with gag reel-type outtakes.}} / Narrator: After mistaking Kimono's wasabi for guacamole, Minty pitches a fit of historical proportions. Once the dust settles, Kimono asks if she is okay. What was Minty's reply? You decide! / [[The same panel is repeated for each reply. Minty is on the kitchen floor and Kimono is looking down on her.]] / Minty: There is no Minty, only Zuul. / Minty: How long does it take to regrow nose hairs? / Minty: ...I bent my wookiee. / Minty: I can see the edge of FOREVER. / Minty (eyes glowing green): The sleeper has awakened! / {{Ghostbusters, Simpsons, Star Wars, Dune, spice agony.}}
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-08-08
Kimono's Townhouse #68 [[Minty is in her bedroom, putting on socks. She speaks to herself in bubble-less macro speech]] / Minty: AWESOMESOCKS! / [[Minty heads to the kitchen and opens the fridge]] / Minty: IM IN UR FRIDGE EATIN UR FOODZ / [[Minty leaves the fridge, with an ice cream tub balanced on her nose]] / Minty: I CAN HAS ICE CREAM NOW / [[Minty bothers Kimono while she is working. Minty wears a clock around her neck, like Flava Flav]] / Minty: OMGLOLBBQ!!1! / [[Minty is now in her office, and Kimono, Sparkleworks, Sunny Daze and Spackles come in to perform an intervention]] / Kimono: Minty, we think you need to take a break from the message boards. / Minty: OH NOES ITS TEH INTERVENSHUNS
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-08-15
 
Kimono's Townhouse: #69 [[Superman's kitchen on the set of his TV show, Cooking With Superman]] / Superman: Hello, and welcome to "Cooking With Superman." This week, our special guest is Batman, who will show us how to make his famous Batmuffins. / Superman: So tell us, Bruce, where did you get the inspiration for this recipe? / Batman: Well, I... whoa, wait. Did you just call me Bruce? ...CLARK? / [[Superman raises a fist.]] / Superman: AUGH! That's not cool, man. I've still got parents to protect. Wait, I didn't mean... Oh, fudge. / Batman: SON OF A...! That's it. I'm telling Lois about Diana. / [[Superman looks toward the camera.]] / Superman: Um...folks, we're going to take a little commercial break. We'll be right back. / [[Kimono and Minty's living room, Minty sitting in front of TV]] / Kimono: I don't know why you watch that program. You don't learn anything. / Minty: Oh, I beg to differ!
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-08-22
Kimono's Townhouse #70 [[Minty's bedroom is viewed through a Samus Aran-style visor]] / Viewing Screen: LOCATION: SHIP / OBJECTIVE: LOCATE KIMONO / [[The viewscreen zooms in on Spackles]] / Viewing Screen: CREATURE: SPACKLES / STATUS: NEUTRAL / [[The screen shifts to a sock in the hallway]] / Viewing Screen: LOCATION: HALLWAY / ITEM: SOCK / STATUS: FILLED WITH MICROSCOPIC CREATURES / [[Now it focuses on Kimono, who is working on her laptop on her futon]] / Viewing Screen: SUBJECT: KIMONO / STATUS: NOT AMUSED / [[The viewing screen frame disappears, though the camera still shows Minty's first-person view]] / Minty: VROOONT! PA-DOW! PA-DOW!! / Kimono: <> / [[Minty is revealed wearing a pink helmet]] / Minty: I am Mintus Aran, interplanetary bounty hunter! / Kimono: If I buy you this new Metroid game, will you leave me alone?
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-08-29
Kimono's Townhouse #71 [[Kimono stands in the doorway of Minty's room, talking to Minty]] / Kimono: Minty, we've got a little bit of a problem. / Minty: Uh-oh. What's wrong? / Kimono: Well, I was looking at the budget, and I think it will be a little tight this month. I've had to make some adjustments. / Minty: Um... what kind of adjustments? / [[View shifts to groceries on the kitchen table]] / Kimono (off-screen): I bought groceries today. We have a whole case of ramen noodles. / [[Back to Minty's room]] / Kimono: It only cost five dollars. / Minty: Hmm. / Minty: I've been saving up for an Xbox. Maybe we can put some of that toward expenses. / Kimono: Are you sure? That's very generous of you! / Minty: Well, I'm afraid you'll start buying generic soda pop.
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-09-05
Kimono's Townhouse #72 [[Minty stands in the kitchen, working on her laptop. Kimono calls from out of view.]] / Kimono: Hey, Minty? / Minty: I'm in the kitchen! / [[Kimono enters the kitchen]] / Kimono: Would you be able to pay rent today? I have to pay the mortgage Friday. / Minty: Yeah, that's no problem. / Minty: This stinks. I'm missing out on so much stuff! I haven't seen Transformers, or Pirates, or Harry Potter... / Minty: Sheesh, I even missed Fantastic Four. / Kimono: I'm sorry, Minty. / Kimono: I guess it's all part of being a grown-up. With great debt comes great responsibility. / Minty: Whoa! Did you just make a comic book joke? / Kimono: Why? What did I say? / {{Spider-Man, Uncle Ben Parker}}
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-09-12
Kimono's Townhouse #73 [[Minty is standing in a blank, white dreamscape]] / Minty: Hello! I'm asleep now! How come I'm not dreaming? / [[The Dream Fairy appears]] / <> / Minty: Oh, no. Not you again. Okay, what's wrong this time? / Dream Fairy: You had two sodas, a bag of jelly beans, and a pickle before bed. / Minty: That's it?! I want a new Dream Fairy. / [[A skunk appears]] / <> / Dream Fairy: Okay. / Minty (to the skunk): Are you my new Dream Fairy? / Skunk: I'm the Bureaucracy Fairy. You'll need to file Forms 856 A and B. / Skunk: You'll also need references from two Level 5 Fairies or higher. Here's a form you can use. / [[The skunk produces a form]] / <> / Minty: Um... That's okay. I'll stick with this one. / Skunk: Ah. Then you need to file Form 2060 to cancel the process. / Minty: Am I being charged for this?
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-09-19
 
Kimono's Townhouse: #74 [[Kimono stands at her position in the library, Government Documents]] / <> / Kimono: Hello? / Minty (on phone): Hi, Kimono. Um... I've got bad news. / Kimono: Oh, no, Minty! What happened? / Minty: I got a ticket. / Kimono: Minty! What on earth did you do?! / [[Minty stands in front of a surf shop, scooter parked]] / Minty: I don't know! I was going downtown to go to the costume shop. I was on Main Street and turned left on Maple... And then a cop pulled me over! / Kimono (on phone): Were the drivers going the other way giving you odd looks? / Minty: Yeah.... How'd you know? / [[Kimono stands in library]] / Kimono: Well, Maple is a one-way street.
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-10-03
Kimono's Townhouse #75 [[Minty sits in her cubicle]] / Minty: Okay, so this one time when I was a kid, I went to the store with my mom. I didn't feel too good, so I stayed in the lobby. / Minty: I was sitting there, trying not to get sick, when this old lady sat right next to me. / Minty: But then it hit me, and I knew I couldn't hold it in. I didn't want to throw up in front of the old lady, so I tried to hold it back while I ran outside. I didn't make it, and it spewed out of my nose. / Minty: It burned, and I could smell it all day, and for some reason, it was pink. / [[Sunny Daze is revealed standing in the cubicle with Minty]] / Sunny Daze: Eew! Omigod, stop! Why are you telling me this?! / Minty: You said that nothing could be worse than working here. / Sunny Daze: That wasn't a challenge, Minty.
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-10-10
Kimono's Townhouse #76 [[Kimono looking into her refrigerator.]] / Kimono (singing): And on the radio, you'll hear "November Rain," that solo's awful long, but it's a good refrain. You listen to it twice, 'cause the DJ is aslee... / [[Kimono looks over her shoulder.]] / Kimono: EEK! / [[The kitchen table with a scary looking mummy figure on it.]] / Kimono: Minty! / [[Kimono looking at figure on table and Halloween shopping bags on floor under table, Minty standing next to her.]] / Minty: Oh hey! You found my Halloween stuff! / Kimono: ... / [[Minty holds up a plastic bag of fake rats in her mouth.]] / Minty: I got this mummy guy, and a candle, and these cool rats... / Kimono: We can't use these. They're, um, in poor taste. / Minty: Omigod! This stuff scares you, doesn't it? / Kimono: No! I just don't like it. / Kimono: I... think that thing just moved.
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-10-17
Kimono's Townhouse #77 [[A mock horror movie trailer. Two ponies are cuddling in bed.]] / Narrator: Rainbow Swirl had it all. A loving marriage: / Husband: I love you, Rainbow Swirl. / [[Rainbow Swirl is sitting in a cubicle, looking at a computer screen.]] / Narrator: An exciting job: / Rainbow Swirl: Wow! This is really exciting! / [[An underground bunker, where an evil pony laughs maniacally into the camera.]] / Narrator: But on October 31st, she will meet... a KILLER. / Crystal Lake: Mwahaha! / [[A big explosion.]] / Narrator: He won't stop until she's dead. / [[A dark view of Rainbow Swirl in a tunnel, chest-deep in water.]] / Narrator: She won't stop until she's soaking WET. / Rainbow Swirl: Gasp! / [[The view switches to Kimono's living room, where she and Minty are watching the preview on TV.]] / Narrator: She is the BLOOD PRIZE! / Minty: Ooh! Kimono! Can we go... / Kimono: No.
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-10-24
Kimono's Townhouse #78 [[Kimono and Minty are throwing a Halloween party. All their friends are there, dressed in costumes. Minty is dressed as a ladybug, Kimono as a bat, Spackles as a vampire, and Fluttershy as a butterfly. The room is decorated with haunted house posters, rats and mummies.]] / Minty: I think everyone's here! / Kimono: Oh, you all look so fabulous! / [[Sunny Daze walks up, dressed as Princess Jasmine.]] / Fluttershy: What should we do first? / Sunny: Let's tell ghost stories! / Minty: Careful, you guys! Kimono got scared last year. / Kimono: Oh, don't be silly. / Sunny: Heehee! / Kimono: Nothing is going to scare me this time. I've... / <> / Kimono: That's odd. I thought everyone was here. / Fluttershy: Oh! I invited someone else to the party. / [[A view of the doorway. Shenanigans, wearing a bunny costume, has opened the door. Brightly, dressed as Harry Potter, has arrived and is standing next to Sparkleworks, who is dressed as Minnie Mouse.]] / Brightly: Hey, everybody! Happy Halloween! Say, does anyone want to go see Blood Prize? / Kimono (off-screen): Eep! / [[Kimono stands behind a ghost decoration, shivering.]] / Kimono: Hide me! / Fluttershy: So much for not being scared. / Minty: Halloween-2, Kimono-0.
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-10-31
 
Kimono's Townhouse #79 [[Fluttershy and Kimono are at the Government Documents desk at the university library.]] / Fluttershy: I saw Shenanigans yesterday. She said you had the best Halloween party ever. / Kimono: Well, it was definitely different. / Fluttershy: Oh... I'm sorry I invited Brightly. Please don't be mad at me. / Kimono: It's okay. I just wish you'd told me. / Fluttershy: So, should I tell you he's standing right there? / [[Kimono turns to see Brightly.]] / Brightly: Hi. / Kimono: ... Hi! / Fluttershy: I'll just go to my office. / [[Fluttershy leaves.]] / Brightly: I had a great time at your party last week. I didn't know you didn't invite me. I hope I didn't intrude. / Kimono: Oh, no! I didn't mind. It was just a surprise. / Brightly: That's good! I really did have fun with you. I'd like to visit again, if it's okay. / Kimono: I... dah... Fradooble gadoo slad! / Brightly: ... What? / Fluttershy (from the next room): I think that means, "yes!"
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-11-07
Kimono's Townhouse #80 [[Wysteria is calling Minty from her home. Her wall has a Hokusai Tsunami painting, a diploma, and a portrait of Wysteria, Kimono and Sakura (Cherry Blossom).]] / Minty (on the phone): Hello? / Wysteria: Hi, Minty? This is Wysteria. ...Kimono's sister? / Minty (on phone): Oh, yeah! Hi! / [[Minty is in her home office.]] / Wysteria (on phone): I was wondering if you could help me. Kimono's birthday is next week, and I don't know what to get her. / Minty: Oh! Um... she likes Japanese stuff. / Minty: Aaand, um... fancy things. Like little, pretty things, with big long names! And I don't know what they're for. Oh! And candles. She likes candles. A lot. / [[Back to Wysteria at her house.]] / Wysteria: (pause) Well. Thank you, Minty. ...Would you happen to have the number for her friend, Fluttershy?
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-11-14
Kimono's Townhouse: #81 [[Kimono is having a birthday party, all her friends are gathered around her in a decorated room]] / Minty: This one's from me! / Kimono: Why, it's a flash drive! Thank you, Minty. / Minty: Now you don't need all those floppy discs! / [[Wysteria walks up to the table with a ticket]] / Wysteria: Here's a present from me! Fluttershy helped me pick it out. / Kimono: Oh! What is it? / [[Everyone leans in to see]] / Minty: Gasp! / Kimono: Oh, my! / Kimono: It's a ticket to the week-long comic convention in Dream Valley. For Minty. / Minty: Hey, wait! I really appreciate this... but it doesn't make sense. You're supposed to give somethin' to Kimono, not me! / [[Everyone looks at Minty.]] / Minty: Right? / Fluttershy: Well, it's the thought that counts, Minty.... / Kimono: Oh, this definitely counts!
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-11-21
Kimono's Townhouse #82 Narrator: Once upon a time, a purple pony named Kimono had an annoying roommate named Minty. But Minty went on a long trip, and her pet duck went to a sitter. Now, Kimono was all alone... / [[Kimono soaks in a bubble bath, hair tied up into a bun.]] / Narrator: Day 1. / Kimono: Aah! / [[Kimono lays on her futon, wrapped up in a blanket, eating cookies and surfing websites.]] / Narrator: Day 2. / Kimono: Cookies, coffee and Cute Overload! Divine. / [[Kimono is in the kitchen, reading instructions. On the table beside her are her new rice cooker, a measuring cup and spoons, and a box of rice. Surrounding her are a wok and the rice cooker's box.]] / Narrator: Day 3. / Kimono: Hmm. / [[Kimono is on her futon, playing Solitaire on the computer.]] / Narrator: Day 4. / Kimono: Sigh. / [[Kimono is in Minty's room, looking around.]] / [[Kimono opens Minty's closet.]] / Kimono: What's she keep in here? / [[Kimono has put on a pair of Minty's fuzzy, pink socks.]] / Kimono: Say! These are quite cozy. / [[She adds Minty's pink antennae to the ensemble.]] / Kimono: Hi, my name's Minty! Squee! Comic books! HTML! / [[The doorbell rings.]] / <> / Kimono: Oh... please don't be Brightly. Please don't be Brightly! / [[Kimono answers the door, still dressed up, only to find Fluttershy. Fluttershy looks at Kimono in silence.]] / Fluttershy: Should I maybe come back later?
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-11-28
Kimono's Townhouse #83 [[Minty is in the front hallway, just arrived home. The door is ajar, and she is surrounded by bags and luggage. A Salacious Crumb doll is poking out from one bag.]] / Minty: I'm home! / [[Minty goes to Kimono's room, where Kimono is on her futon, playing Solitaire.]] / Kimono: Minty! / Minty: Hi, Kimono! I'm home! / [[Kimono gets up and the two hug.]] / Kimono: I'm so glad you're back. How was your trip? / Minty: It was great! / Minty: I got some comics and action figures, and I saw the new Iron Man trailer. I got Paul Dini's autograph, and I almost got Jim Lee's autograph. / Kimono: Almost? / Minty: Yeah! I was waiting in line, like everyone else, and some little, self-important guy named Bob Wayne kicked me out because he thought the line was too long. / Minty: Oh! But I got something for you! / Kimono: At the convention? / Minty: Nah. I know you don't read comics. Come look! / [[Minty and Kimono go into the office, where Minty has set up a large, bright pink, tinsel Christmas tree.]] / Kimono: Wow. It's... It's... wow. / Minty: I know, right? It's the most awesome thing ever!
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-12-05
 
Kimono's Townhouse: #84 [[Kimono and Minty's kitchen, Minty working with laptop while wearing pink antennae. She is reading the W3C website.]] / Kimono (narrating): Minty likes to make websites in her spare time. She's good at it, and it lets her make extra money. But when she works on these projects, she gets a little weird. / [[Minty has Notepad open, a CD-ROM nearby and several spent cans of soda pop.]] / Kimono (narrating): I think it taps into some other, hidden part of her brain, perhaps. And when it awakens, the other parts go into a slumber. / Minty (voice commanding the laptop): Div class equals quote menu quote... / Kimono (narrating): It's more efficient that way, after all. / [[Minty has an FTP program open, yet another empty soda can by her side.]] / Kimono (narrating): While her productivity is certainly admirable... / Minty (voice commanding the laptop): Command: chmod 755, enter. / Kimono (narrating): ...I'm not sure it's worth the trade-off. / [[Kimono enters the room, walking toward the refrigerator.]] / Kimono: Did you want to decorate the Christmas tree today? / Minty: Tree. ...Tree? Trees are pretty. / Kimono: Ah, you're code-drunk again, aren't you? / {{HTML, CSS}}
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-12-12
Kimono's Townhouse #85 [[Kimono and Minty are in the kitchen, surrounded by pie tins, baskets of berries, and other ingredients. Minty is digging through a box of recipes.]] / Minty: Found it! My grandma's blackberry pie! / Kimono: Fantastic! These pies will be perfect for the party. / Minty: I know! Grandma was the best cook ever. / [[Minty reads the recipe card.]] / Minty: Okay. 4 cups of blackberries, 1 cup white sugar, 1/2 cup maple syrup. / Kimono: Check. / Minty: 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract, 2 tablespoons ground cinnamon. ...Oooh. Scratch that last one. / Kimono: What? Why?! / [[Minty leans back.]] / Minty: Booby traps. / Kimono: <> What?! / Minty: Grandma and all her brothers' wives were great cooks. But they were really competitive, and Grandma didn't want them to steal her recipes. So when she wrote them down, she'd change little things. / Kimono: All the recipes your grandmother left behind... they were sabotaged? / Minty: Yep! All of 'em except Stinkberry Surprise. Turns out that was her blueberry cobbler.
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-12-19
Kimono's Townhouse #86 [[Kimono and Minty's Christmas party. Sunny and Sparkleworks are looking at a pink tinsel tree decorated with mint candies and snowflakes. Sparky is wearing a Santa hat.]] / Sunny Daze: Well, it's certainly interesting, isn't it? / Sparkleworks: Yeah, but I like it! / [[Minty and Spackles are in the kitchen with Sweetberry. Minty is wearing her long ski cap, and Spackles is wearing a tiny Santa hat.]] / Minty: And I got the Umbrella Chronicles, an' a bag of mints, an' a Batman figure, an' a cape, an' a new helmet! / [[Kimono, Fluttershy and Brightly are standing in the front doorway. Kimono is wearing a halo, and Brightly is wearing a Santa hat.]] / Brightly: This is a great party! / Fluttershy: You did a lovely job, Kimono. / Kimono: Thanks! Minty and I worked on it all week. / [[Fluttershy looks up to see mistletoe over Brightly's head.]] / Fluttershy: Haha! Look who's standing under mistletoe. / Kimono: Oh. / [[Kimono demurely looks up to Brightly.]] / [[Kimono looks away quickly.]] / Kimono: Um, I should go get the pies... / [[Kimono zooms out of the room]] / <> / Fluttershy: <> / [[Shenanigans walks toward a dessert table, wearing a reindeer costume with antlers. She turns her head to see Brightly.]] / [[Brightly stands under the mistletoe, unaware he's been spotted.]] / [[Shenanigans turns toward him, excited and ready to leap.]] / [[Fluttershy leans over to Brightly.]] / Fluttershy: Run.
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2007-12-26
Kimono's Townhouse #87 [[Kimono has come into Minty's room. Minty is standing by her bed, wearing fuzzy, pink socks.]] / Kimono: Say, Minty... can we talk? / Minty: Sure. What's up? / [[A shot of the living room. Christmas stockings are hung over the chimney, and the floor is covered with wrapping paper and toys: a Toy Story alien, a house-shaped box of chocolates, a gorilla detector, an AT-AT, UNO, a magic 8-ball, and a large R2-D2 unit.]] / Kimono (off-screen): It's been a week since Christmas, and all your toys and wrapping paper are still in the living room. I hate to be a nag, but might you clean it up? / Minty: You got it! / [[Later, Kimono and Minty are in a cleaned-up living room.]] / Kimono: Wow! I'm impressed, Minty! The mess is gone, and you even dusted the shelves. / [[A view of Minty's bedroom, where her floor and bed are buried under her toys and wrapping paper.]] / Minty: Hey, you know me. Neat and clean!
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2008-01-02
Kimono's Townhouse #88 [[Minty and Kimono are in the kitchen, looking at a waffle iron on the kitchen table.]] / Minty: Hey! The waffle iron! Are we having waffles? / Kimono: Strawberry Swirl's coming from next door to borrow it. / Minty: Oh! I haven't seen her in awhile. / Kimono: Um, about that... she's trying something with her hair right now. Do try to be polite about it. / Minty: Sure. No problem. / [[Later, Minty and Kimono are in the hall, and Strawberry Swirl is standing in the doorway wearing pink plastic bangs.]] / Minty: Hi! We're so glad you could comb over! / Kimono (whispering): Minty! / Kimono: Yes... let's go look at that iron. / [[Minty and Kimono return to the kitchen with Strawberry Swirl.]] / Kimono: See? It's practically new. / Strawberry Swirl: It's really nice! Not like those cheap, plastic ones. / Minty: <> / Strawberry Swirl: Look at how sleek and shiny it is! I bet it's a breeze to clean. / Minty: <> / Kimono: Minty, perhaps you should go upstairs. / [[Just Kimono and Strawberry Swirl in the kitchen, looking at each other over the top of the waffle iron.]] / Kimono: I'm sorry. You really have to excuse hair... I mean her!
http://kimonostownhouse.com/comic/index.php?date=2008-01-09
 

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