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Kimono's Townhouse #1 [[Standing in front of new house]] / Kimono: Hello. I am Kimono, and this is my new house. / [[Inside the living room]] / Kimono: As you can see, I'm still unpacking, Please excuse the mess. / [[A bathroom. The toilet has been knocked over]] / Kimono: This house was built for humans, so I have to do a...
Kimono's Townhouse #2 [[looking through the fridge]] / Kimono: Oooooh... cheesecake. / <> / <> / [[turns head away from fridge]] / Kimono: What on earth is that? / [[at foot of stairs, looking up]] / Kimono: It sounds like it's coming from upstairs... / <> / <> / [[In the computer room,...
Kimono's Townhouse #3 [[The kitchen. Minty has made a sandwich, and Kimono is watching.]] / Kimono: Ooh! A veggie sandwich? That's one of my favorites! / [[Minty opens the fridge]] / Kimono: Did you put the lettuce in the crisper? It gets nasty if you don't put it in the crisper. / [[Kimono now has antennae and wings, and...
Kimono's Townhouse #4 [[In the kitchen. Fluttershy and Kimono are having tea.]] / Fluttershy: You were right! This is so much better than the apar- / <> / [[Fluttershy looks up at the ceiling]] / [[From above]] / Minty: I'M ALL RIGHT! / Fluttershy: So...what does Minty do, anyway? / Kimono: She works in technical...
Kimono's Townhouse #5 [[standing in the living room with a futon between them]] / Kimono: Hey, Minty! Would you help me move this upstairs? / Minty: What is this? / Kimono: This is a futon, and the mat below it is called a tatami. It's the traditional bedding used in Japan. / [[an image of Kimono's bed]] / Minty (off screen):...
 
Kimono's Townhouse #6 [[Kimono's room. Minty stands with an action figure at her feet. A book, tissues and a glass of wine are by Kimono's futon.]] / Minty: Squee! Kimono, look what I got! I finally found Man-Bat! / Kimono: Um... that's great! What is a Man-Bat? / Minty: Man-Bat is, like, the best Batman character ever! He's...
Kimono's Townhouse#7 [[In the computer room, Minty and Kimono are assembling a pool table. Kimono has the tool box and Minty has the instructions.]] / Kimono: Okay. Now what? / Minty: Um... put the round thingies in the holes on the box thingy. / [[they stare at each other]] / Kimono: Remind me why you are reading the...
Kimono's Townhouse #8 [[In the kitchen. Minty and Sparkleworks are at the table, drinking Coca-Colas and eating cookies.]] / Minty: Thanks for coming over to stay the night, Sparkleworks! / Sparkleworks: What are friends for? I know I'd be scared if my house had a ghost! / Minty: It's just so creepy! I'll be doing things around...
Kimono's Townhouse #9 [[Kimono is standing in her office. She has an Easter basket with chocolate bunnies, lollipops, and Raisenettes at her feet]] / Kimono: Today, I would like to discuss one of my very favorite things – chocolate. / Kimono: Chocolate is a wonderful mixture of compounds. Its theobromine and caffeine stimulate...
Kimono's Townhouse #10 [[Kimono is at her home computer, talking to tech support on her phone.]] / Kimono: Yes, I can't seem to access my POP3 account. / Minty: I am very sorry for your problem. I hope I can be of assistance. / Minty: First, may I ask, is your computer turned on? / Kimono: Yes.... I see Pinkhost changed its...
 
Kimono's Townhouse #11 [[Minty is at the kitchen table, drawing, while Kimono watches]] / Minty: Hey, Kimono, look at what I'm drawing! It's a picture of you! / Kimono: Why, I... / [[The camera turns to face Minty, who has a pink dot on her nose.]] / [[The camera zooms in on the dot]] / [[The camera zooms to an extreme...
Kimono's Townhouse #12 [[Minty is standing in the front hallway with a pet store box]] / Minty: Okay... the coast is clear. Need to get this upstairs before Kimono... / [[Kimonon enters]] / Kimono: Oh, hey, Minty! / Minty: Eep! / Kimono: I got some drapes for the den. Could you help me put them up? / [[Minty stands in front...
Kimono's Townhouse #13 [[Minty speaks to something hidden under her bed]] / Minty: I'm sorry that I've had to hide you. It's just that I'm not supposed to have you. / Minty: But don't worry! I'm gonna tell Kimono about you soon, and I know she'll like you. / Minty: Now, you stay here, and I'll bring you some popcorn. Okay? / From...
Kimono's Townhouse #14 [[kitchen, Minty at open refrigerator, Kimono at laptop. Minty is wearing big, pink antennae.]] / Kimono: Blast it! / Minty: What's the problem? / Kimono: I have to make this webpage about Japanese pottery for my class, and it won't work! / [[Minty and Kimono at laptop]] / Minty: Hmm... Well, you've...
Kimono's Townhouse #15 [[Kimono and Minty are standing in the hallway.]] / Kimono: Minty! I'm going to the bakery to get cookies. Want to come along? / Minty: Squee! Let me get my things! / [[Minty turns to head upstairs]] / Minty: I'll be right back! Oh, and um... Don't look under the stairs. / [[Kimono looks at the reader.]] / [[Kimono...
 
Kimono's Townhouse #16 [[Minty and Kimono face each other over the kitchen table, upon which Spackles the duck is sitting. Kimono is applying ice wrapped in a towel to her head.]] / Minty: Oh, Kimono! I'm so sorry about your head! I know he didn't mean to scare you! / Kimono: <> / [[Close up of Kimono and her ice...
Kimono's Townhouse: #17 [[Kimono and Minty are in their home office.]] / Minty: Hey, Kimono! Can we get a wireless router for the computer? / Kimono: Um... sure. What for? / Minty: I just bought Tetris DS, and it's the bestest thing ever!! It's got six different modes, and they're really crazy. / Minty: Omigod, some of the...
Kimono's Townhouse: #18 [[Minty is outside a store, next to a gumball machine.]] / Minty: <> / Minty: Ooh, gum! / <> / Minty: Hey! Give me my gum! / Minty: I give you money! You give me gum! / [Minty assaulting gumball machine] / Minty: Gimme! / Minty: Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! / <> / <> / [[Kimono...
Kimono's Townhouse: #19 [[Darkness, Kimono asleep in bed.]] / <> / <> / [[Kimono awakens, startled]] / Kimono: ACK!! / <> / Kimono: Erg... What the blazes is that?! / [[Minty and Kimono in the entry room, an opened package on the floor, and a gong set up.]] / Minty: Rise and shine, Sleepy Head! Guess...
Kimono's Townhouse #20 [[Kimono and Minty are at the kitchen table. Kimono has a calculator and is looking over bills.]] / Kimono: Cripes! Have you seen our electricity bill? Why is it so high?! / Minty: Well, the price of electricity is determined by market demand. As demand goes up, so does the price. / Kimono: Hmm......
 
Kimono's Townhouse #21 [[Minty is in her cubicle at work. It is decorated with posters and Star Wars figures.]] / Narrator: Deep within the PinkHost offices... / Minty: Hi, you've reached technical support. / Customer: My screen name has a virus!! / Minty: Do you have an antivirus program? / Customer: I think I'll just get a...
Kimono's Townhouse #22 [[Minty is in her work cubicle, which is decorated with Star Wars figures and posters about binary.]] / Minty: Pinkhost technical support. / Customer: Hi, I'm getting an error when I try to read my email. / [[Minty looks through her tech support handbook, under "Panicked Customers."]] / Minty: Okay. ...
Kimono's Townhouse #23 [[Close up on Minty's face. She is reciting.]] / Minty: Life is like a coin, Please tell me this joke. / Minty: Not appreciated for what you know, Innocent beauty scared, Miraculously sautéed. / Minty: I know who is responsible for most of my troubles, Mathematician anarchy, Stop ignoring me! / [[View...
Kimono's Townhouse #24 [[In the kitchen, Kimono and Fluttershy have a mixer, pie pan berries, milk and flour on a table.]] / Fluttershy: Okay, I think we have everything we need to make rainbowberry pie. / Kimono: Great! What's the first step? / Fluttershy: Um... first thing is to preheat the oven. / Kimono: Okay! That's the...
Kimono's Townhouse: #25 [[Kitchen, at the table, having tea.]] / Minty: I talked to Sweetberry today! Remember how she left Pinkhost to go work for Bell Computers? / Kimono: Yes! She's in IT sales now, right? / Minty: Did ya know she can get discounts for friends? / Kimono: No, I didn't. That's a nice perk! / Minty: It sure is! / Minty:...
 
Kimono's Townhouse #26 [[Minty's room. Minty is standing still, head down, with pink eyes.]] / Kimono: Hey, Minty! I just got back from the bakery, and i've got brownies! / Kimono: Oh, and some of your cartoon DVDs came in the mail. ...Minty? / Minty: Yeah, I can cover your shift. Don't worry. / [[silence]] / Kimono: How...
Kimono's Townhouse #27 [[Minty is standing at a rolltop desk; within the desk is a computer and mouse, and various accessories on small shelves: letters, ink bottles and books. On top of the desk is a purple candle in a dish, a set of books, a sparkly geode and a red phone.]] / Minty's mum, Joy (on the phone): Well, I'm so...
Kimono's Townhouse #28 [[Minty is curled up in bed, wearing a sleep mask and snuggling up to a plush bunny.]] / <> / [[Minty is in a blank, white dreamscape. A small, brown pony with big eyes appears before her, floating above the ground.]] / Minty: Hooray, I'm dreaming! I must finally be asleep! Who are you? / Little...
Kimono's Townhouse #29 [[Kimono is in the hallway, by the front door. There is a pink pot-plant on the left of the door and stairs to the right.]] / <> / Kimono: I'll get it! / [[Kimono stands in the doorway, and on the grass outside is a young turtle holding a white sack.]] / Turtle: Good afternoon! I'm with the...

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