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Kimono's Townhouse #119 {{Kimono is on a date with Breezie at the movies. They are watching a bad romantic comedy.}} / Movie character 1: You did what?! / Kimono (whispering): This movie's really awful. / Breezie (whispering): I know. I am so sorry. / {{The camera pans back to show Kimono, Breezie and the other movie goers in silhouette against the movie screen.}} / Movie character 1: We've got to get that package! / Movie character 2: What's in that package that's so important? / Kimono: My girdle! / Breezie: Pfff hahaha! / Audience: SSSHHHHH! / Movie character 1: Come on, girls! We've got a wedding to save!! / {{Back at home, Minty talks to Kimono in her room.}} / Minty: YOU were shushed in a movie? / Kimono: Yeah. And it was awesome! / {{MST3K, Mystery Science Theater 3000, chick flicks}}
Kimono's Townhouse #120 [[Minty's Dreamscape - there is a crate in the background. A green lantern sits atop the crate. A green hammer on the floor. Minty is dressed as Batmint.]] / Minty: Crates, weapons, Hal's lantern... This must be Manbat's lair! / [[Enter another Minty with black bat wings and ears]] / Batmint: Aha! I have found you, er... Mintbat! I've got you cornered! Surrender! / Mintbat: Think again, Bats! This time, I've teamed up with... / [[Enter yet another Minty with white fuzzy bunny ears]] / Mintbat: Dumb Bunny! / Dumb Bunny: Nyahaha! / Minty: Whoa, wait. Time out! / [[Minty's dream fairy, a little brown pony, appears among the three Mintys]] / <> / Dream Fairie: Problem? / Minty: Where do I start? 1) Dumb Bunny is ridiculously obscure. / Minty: 2) She is a good guy. C) That doesn't even look like her costume. And 4) Why I am playing every character? / Dream Fairy: I couldn't find any actors. / Minty: There's not even a strike! / Dream Fairy: I know. But I've had this saved as a back-up story. / {{Inferior Five}}
Kimono's Townhouse #121 [[A Wolverine statue is standing in a vegetable garden behind the townhouse, acting as a scarecrow. This is unsuccessful, as a crow sits on the statue's shoulder.]] / [[Drumming starts, and the bird flies away.]] / <> / [[Kimono is in the kitchen, cleaning up after one of Minty's craft projects.]] / <> / [[Kimono stuffs some of the craft project pompoms into her ears.]] / <> / [[Spackles is lying in Minty's bed, wide awake.]] / <> / [[A closup shot of Minty holding drumsticks, playing on a kit with customized bass drums that match her mint candy markings.]] / [[A wider shot, this time showing the full drum kit and Minty wearing a pink cowboy hat. She is playing in the basement, next to the washing machine.]] / Thank you! Thank you!
Kimono's Townhouse #122 [[Kimono is standing in the front door of the house with a gift bag.]] / Kimono(exclaiming): I have a boyfriend! / [[Kimono finds Minty in the kitchen. Minty is working on her laptop, Coke and candy nearby.]] / Kimono: It's official! I have a boyfriend! / Minty: Hey, that's great! / Kimono: We went to the museum today. And look! He gave me a gift. / Minty: Chocolate?! / [[Kimono produces a fancy, pink pillow from the gift bag. It is decorated with a cherry blossom print and has a pink bow at each end.]] / Kimono: It's a pillow! / Minty: A pillow? / Kimono: Yes! The last time we went out, I mentioned my neck hurting. This means he listens to me! / Minty: A pillow. / Kimono: A pretty pillow! Breezie has good taste. / [[Minty looks at the pillow, ears back.]] / Kimono: It's a practical gift. / Minty: Chocolate can be practical!
Kimono's Townhouse: #123 [[Kimono is behind her desk at the Government Documents section of the library.]] / Kimono: I am so glad to be back in school! I'm in shape, I have a boyfriend, and I'm a senior! This'll be the best year EVER! / Fluttershy: We'll be out of here! / Kimono: Yeah! / Fluttershy: Out into the world! / Kimono: ...Yeah! / Fluttershy: No more tests... no more overpriced books! / Kimono: No more lectures and labs... / Fluttershy: We'll be off to our careers! What do you think you'll do, Kimono? / Kimono: Career? I... I don't know. / [[Closeup of Kimono leaning on her desk, distraught.]] / Kimono: This will be the worst year ever.
 
Kimono's Townhouse #124 [[Minty is seen cleaning around the kitchen. She's wearing a face mask and is cleaning out the refrigerator, food piled on the floor next to a bucket of soap water.]] / [[Minty is wearing goggles, cleaning the oven with a spray bottle and paper towels.]] / [[Minty is wearing a helmet, sweeping the floor.]] / [[Minty finishes up with a dust cloth.]] / Minty: whew! / [[Kimono walks in.]] / Kimono: Wow, what a surprise! You cleaned the whole kitchen! And you did a GREAT JOB! / Kimono: Wait... what did you break?
Kimono's Townhouse #125 Spackles the Duck (thinking): Hello. My name is Spackles, and this is my town house. / [[Spackles looks up to a cabinet in the kitchen.]] / Spackles the Duck (thinking): I had a good lunch, but I could really use a snack. My treats are way up there, so I need help. / [[Spackles goes to Minty's room. She is wearing pink socks and antennae while she works on her laptop.]] / Minty: Hey, Spackles! What are you doing here? / Spackles the Duck: Peep. / Minty: Oh, you want to play?! / Spackles the Duck: Peep PEEP! / Minty: Okay, you can be Scarecrow! / [[Spackles goes to the living room, where Kimono and Breezie are snuggled on the couch, watching television.]] / Spackles the Duck: Peep! / Breezie: Oh, hello little, duck. Want to watch TV? / Spackles the Duck (thinking): Argh! / Spackles the Duck (thinking): I'm not sure what happened, but I think me and Kimono broke up.
Kimono's Townhouse: #126 [[Minty brings a stack of letters into the kitchen where Kimono is having tea]] / Minty: Mail call! / Minty: Let's see... bill, letter, bill, "current resident," a couple for me, a note from Wysteria... / Minty: And one for Kimono C. Vale! Hey, what's the "C" stand for? / Kimono: My middle name. / Minty: What's your middle name? / Kimono: C. / Minty: Oh! Are you named after your mom? It's Chochin, isn't it? / Kimono: Nope. / [[Kimono is now on a computer.]] / Minty: Cheerful? / Kimono: No. / Minty: Crystal? / Kimono: No. / Minty: Candy? / Kimono: No. / [[Komono appears to be attempting to take a nap.]] / Minty: Coco! Cupcake! Charisma! Currant! / [[The two are back in the kitchen, by the fridge.]] / Minty: Kookaburra! / Kimono: That starts with a "K." / Minty: A minor technicality!
Kimono's Townhouse #127 [[Superman and Green Lantern in a kitchen]] / Superman: Hello! Welcome to "Cooking with Superman." This week, we're making an omelette with our special guest, Green Lantern. / Superman: So, what do you do, GL? / Green Lantern: Well, with this ring I can create any object though willpower. Some say I'm the most powerful superhero. / Superman: Hey, that's great! I forgot to bring the onions. Can you make onions with that? / Green Lantern: Um... not ones you could eat. / [[GL holds up his ring and make a knife from hard light.]] / Green Lantern: I can make a knife. / Superman: I don't need a knife. / Green Lantern: I can make a hammer! / Superman: I don't need a hammer! What I need are some flippin' onions! / [[Green Lantern storms off the set.]] / Green Lantern: Well, I guess you don't need me then! I'll be in my dressing room. / Superman: Fine. / Superman: Don't go nuts and kill everyone! Again! / [[Kimono and Minty's living room; the two ponies are watching the TV]] / Minty: He'll do it, too. / {{Hal Jordan}}
Kimono's Townhouse #128 Minty: Guess what! I just ordered my costume for the party. This will be my best Halloween costume ever! / Kimono: That's great, but I don't think we're having a party this year. / Minty: What? Why?! / Kimono: Well, I don't think Breezie likes parties very much. And I really don't want to plan one this year. I have too much work. / Minty: Oh. I could plan it. You wouldn't have to do a single thing! / Kimono: Really? / Kimono: Not one thing? Because I can't bail you out later. I'm too busy to work on any of this. / Minty: Even better! / Minty (out of panel): <> / Kimono: I think I just wrote a blank check.
 
Kimono's Townhouse #129 [[Kimono stands at a desk marked "Government Documents" reading a newspaper]] / [[Light above the desk burns out, Kimono looking up at it]] / <> / Kimono: Hey, Rose?! Can you call a janitor? / [[Janitor arrives with red tool box.]] / Janitor Rainbow Dash: Hello, miss! I'm here to fix the light. / Kimono: Oh, good! It's been flickering and finally burned out. / [[Janitor Rainbow Dash climbs up a ladder while Kimono looks on from her desk below.]] / Janitor Rainbow dash: Looks like the tube is fine. Probably need to replace the ballast. / [[Janitor Rainbow Dash is at the top of the ladder, only his tail is visible. Kimono is still looking on from her desk. The light is on again.]] / Janitor Rainbow Dash: I bet if I just jiggle it... Tada! Whoa... / Kimono: Hey, be careful up there! / [[Janitor Rainbow Dash falls off the ladder, landing upside-down on top of Kimono and the desk.]] / Rainbow Dash and Kimono: AAAACK!! / <> / [[Janitor Rainbow Dash is now standing up, looking at Kimono who is sprawled on the floor behind the desk.]] / Janitor Rainbow Dash: Sorry about... Hey, lady? I don't think your leg is supposed to be turned like that. / Kimono: Noticed that, did you?!? / {{"Kimono Breaks her Leg" storyline}}
Kimono's Townhouse #130 [[Kimono is in a hospital bed with a fresh cast/plaster on her leg. Fluttershy and Brightly are visiting her.]] / Kimono: Oh, hi! You came to see me! / Brightly: We got here as quick as we could. / Fluttershy: What did the doctor say? / Kimono: Well, she said my leg is broken in two places. She says they're clean breaks, and I shouldn't limp after they heal. But it will probably hurt when I'm older. / Kimono: And I'll have to use my left hoof for awhile. My sister, Wysteria, will be staying with us for a few weeks to help out around the house. / Brightly: That's good. / Fluttershy: Yeah, you'll need all the help you can get. Minty is trying to rent chainsaws for the Halloween party. / Minty [[offscreen]]: That was supposed to be a surprise! / {{"Kimono Breaks her Leg" storyline}}
Kimono's Townhouse #131 [[Kimono lies in bed, covered in a blanket with her front right leg in a cast.]] / Breezie: Comfy? / Kimono: Yes, thank you. I wish I didn't have to miss class. / Wysteria: You get to go back in a few days. / [[Breezie moves closer to Kimono as Wysteria looks on.]] / Breezie: Can I get you anything? Maybe something from The Soup Stone? / Kimono: Oh! Cream of barley would be lovely. / [[Breezie gives Kimono a kiss. Kimono's cast seems to have been signed by Minty.]] / <> / [[Breezie has left, Wysteria and Kimono look in his direction.]] / Kimono: Isn't he great? / Wysteria: He looks like Dad. / Kimono: ... / [[Kimono flops flat on the bed.]] / Kimono: Omigod, he does. No wonder Mom likes him! / [[Kimono is still flopped on the bed, clutching the covers.]] / Kimono: How did I not notice that before?! Wah! / From left, off camera: Knock, knock! / [[Fluttershy enters the room holding an envelope in her mouth, Wysteria is still by Kimono's bed. Kimono is now sitting upright again, still clutching the covers.]] / Fluttershy: Hey, Kim! How ya feelin'? / Kimono: I've been better. What do you have, there? / Fluttershy: They sent me from work to give this to you. / [[Fluttershy drops the letter on the floor.]] / Fluttershy: One accident report for Kimono C. Vale. / Fluttershy: Say, what's the "C" stand for? / {{"Kimono Breaks her Leg" storyline}}
Kimono's Townhouse #132 [[Kimono and Minty are in the living room, standing by an entertainment center with a TV and a Nintendo Wii. Minty is holding a Mario Kart steering wheel. Kimono's leg is in a cast/plaster]] / Minty: All you gotta do is hold this thing like a steering wheel. / Kimono: I don't know... / Kimono: I've never played a video game before. / Minty: This one is really easy! / Wysteria [[offscreen]]: Minty! Package! / [[Minty meets Wysteria downstairs at the front door.]] / Wysteria: Were you expecting a package? / Minty: Ooh! Yeah! It's my Halloween costume. / [[Minty starts to open the box]] / Minty: I found this great Terminator costume online. It has a jacket and a silver eye piece that glows red. So cool! / Minty: I got it just in time to... / [[Minty puts on a flower headdress. Both ponies look at it in silence.]] / Wysteria: I'm not sure what a Terminator is, but I'm guessing that's not it. / Minty: I have the worst luck with the mail. / {{"Kimono Breaks her Leg" storyline}}
Kimono's Townhouse #133 [[Minty, wearing a headdress that makes her look like a flower, stands with Sparkleworks looking at a small round table with Halloween tableaux, spaghetti with grapes, a bottle of red liquid, and a bowl of broccoli. On the wall is a spooky castle paper cutout. Spackles the duck is wearing butterfly wings nearby.]] / Minty: Okay, we got the bottle of blood, the brains with eyeballs, and... I forgot what that one is. / [[Kimono enters wearing her leg cast but also wrapped in gauze like a mummy. Breezie is also wrapped in gauze and Fluttershy is dressed like the fairy, Tinkerbell. Minty can be seen in the background still talking to Sparkleworks.]] / Kimono: Hey, nice costume! / Fluttershy: You, too! / Breezie: She raided my first aid kit. / [[Shenanigans, wearing a sombrero and pirate armband, and Sunny Daze, dressed as Snow White.]] / Shenanigans: I thought this party would be more... / Sunny Daze: Scary. We thought it would be scary. / Minty: Wysteria wouldn't let me, 'cause Kimono gets scared every year. / [[Wysteria enters, dressed in a witch's hat. Brightly is in the background dressed as The Muppets' Swedish Chef. On the front door is a paper witch.]] / Wysteria: Who wants to bob for apples? / [[Brightly and Minty are talking in front of the small round table.]] / Brightly: Wysteria said that instead of ghost stories, we're having a sing-along. / Minty: Really? / [[Kimono and Fluttershy are talking to Minty. In the background, Breezie and Brightly look at each other.]] / Fluttershy: No, she definitely said we're watching a musical. / Minty: But... / [[Wysteria stands in front of a sideboard topped with food and a pumpkin on its lower shelf. A poster on the wall has a bat flying in front of a moon and the words "Happy Halloween" printed on it. Spackles is snuggling into Kimono's gauze-wrapped leg.]] / Wysteria: Hey, everyone! I'm replacing the candy with fruit! / [[Everyone is in a circle around Minty.]] / Minty: ACK!! No!!! What are you guys doing?! You... you're killing Halloween! / [[Everyone is still in a circle around Minty.]] / Everyone to Minty: Fooled you! / {{"Kimono Breaks her Leg" storyline}}
 
Kimono's Townhouse #134 [[Kimono is laying in bed, talking on the phone. Her leg is in a cast/plaster.]] / Kimono: So, do you think you'll be able to come visit? / Sakura (over phone): You know, not everything is about you, Kimono. / Kimono: What? / Sakura (on phone): You only think about yourself! It always has to be about you, and how everyone else hurts you. I bet you're glad your leg's broken! / [[Wysteria enters the room.]] / Wysteria: What's going on here? / Sakura (on phone): I'm sorry, Sis, but Kimono's playing the victim again. / Wysteria: "playing the...?" A guy broke her leg! / [[Wysteria is walking down the hallway, dragging the phone behind her. On the wall are photos of Kimono's parents, Minty with Spackles the Duck, Kimono with her sisters, and a young Minty with her parents.]] / Sakura (on phone): Hello? / Wysteria: I really don't want to discuss it, Sakura. Hey Minty! Call for you! / [[Minty is staring at the phone, sitting in the middle of her bedroom floor.]] / Minty: Um...hi. Who is this? / Sakura (on phone): Cherry Blossom. / [[View switches to Sakura in her studio, which is filled with cloth and fashion design sketches.]] / Minty (over phone): Oh! Hi, Sakura! Say, did you ever think Taco Bell could be Tinker Bell's more festive sister? / {{"Kimono Breaks her Leg" storyline}}
Kimono's Townhouse #135 [[Spackles in a ghost costume]] / [[Spackles with a crown]] / [[Spackles in a sombrero]] / {{View pans out to show Kimono and Minty.}} / Kimono: What's going on, Minty? / Minty: The Halloween clearance just went to 90% off! / {{"Kimono Breaks her Leg" storyline}}
Kimono's Townhouse #136 [[Minty and Wysteria bring Kimono a large package that has arrived in the mail.]] / Wysteria: Look, Kimono! It's a birthday gift! / Kimono: Oh, from Grandma Hino! She sends the neatest things. / [[Kimono opens the package, revealing an odd machine. It is a clear sphere with wires inside, set on top of a blue base with a yellow knob. The three look puzzled.]] / Minty: What is it? / Kimono: I... I don't know. / Minty: Maybe it's a gumball machine! / Wysteria: ...It looks like a lamp. / Kimono: It's not a lamp. / Wysteria: Knowing Grandma, it's a kitchen appliance. / Kimono: Maybe a blender? / Minty: It's from Japan. I bet it plays games. / [[Minty peers in closely]] / Minty: Maybe she has one, too... And she can hear us right now. / [[The three contemplate the machine]] / The contraption: <> / Minty: HIT THE DECK!! / {{"Kimono Breaks her Leg" storyline, Girl Genius, Gilgamesh Wulfenbach's power source is not a lamp}}
Kimono's Townhouse #137 [[Kimono looking out the back door]] / Kimon:; Minty, come here! Someone is digging in our trash! / [[Minty enters and looks out door]] / Minty: Dang! She's really down in there, isn't she? I wonder what she's after.... / [[Kimono and Minty stare out the door]] / [[Wysteria enters and also looks out door]] / Wysteria; Wow!... Should I call the police or get the webcam? / All together: Webcam.
Kimono's Townhouse #138 [[Kimono and Minty are watching CNN on television.]] / Kimono: You know, the news only reports all the bad stuff. It's depressing. / Minty: Have you ever watched the Good News Network? / [[The view switches to a pony in the Good News Network's newsroom. There is a GNN logo and a news scroll at the bottom. The segment title is "'Pie' Minister?"]] / Kiwi Tart: ...and that's why the new prime minister says she likes pie! So, how is the weather this week, Island Rainbow? / News scroll: Dotty Donuts has a new flavor, chocolate rainbow berry! Sunlight / [[The camera switches to a meteorologist and a weather map, which is mostly covered in clouds with kawaii mischievous faces. The segment title is "Weather Update."]] / Island Rainbow: It looks like there will be sunshine on... Sunday! Back to you, Kiwi Tart. / News Scroll: Naps are a favorite activity of cats, researchers say. The stock market / [[The camera goes back to Kiwi Tart. An image in the corner says, "No Splodey!" The segment title is "Solid Buildings."]] / Kiwi Tart: And now, a list of buildings that didn't explode today. / News Scroll: did not go down today! Sales of tutus are up this quarter, thanks to / Kiwi Tart: AAA Scooter Rentals, Acme Plumbing, Acorn Learning Academy, Actuaries of Elder Grove... / News Scroll: movies. Great news for ponies with puppies! A new study reports / [[View goes back to Kimono and Minty on their couch, the litany continuing on the TV]] / Kiwi Tart: Adept Banking... / Kimono: On second thought, I think I'll stick with the regular news.
 
Kimono's Townhouse #139 [[Minty, Kimono and Wysteria are decorating a Christmas tree]] / Minty: Your cast is looking a bit grungy, Kim. / Kimono: Ugh, I know. It's itchy, too. I can't wait to have it off. / Minty: Hey! Did you ever see that movie where this kid broke his arm, and after they took off his cast, he could pitch baseballs really fast? Maybe you'll get a cool, new power! / [[Kimono and Minty separate the strand of lights]] / Minty: Maybe you'll be able to run really fast. / Wysteria: Or have super strength? / Minty: Ooh, yeah! / Minty: You could have a secret identity and fight crime in Ponyville with your super-powered kicks! / Kimono: I think I would be happy just to reach the TV remote before you do. / Minty: We're talking super powers, not god-like abilities. / {{"Kimono Breaks her Leg" storyline}}
Kimono's Townhouse #140 [[Spackles the Duck is in Kimono's room, talking to the mysterious contraption.]] / Spackles: Peep. / Contraption: <> / Spackles: Peep! / Contraption: <> / Minty: There you are! Whatcha doing, Spackles? Talking to that doodad? / Spackles: Peep! / Minty: You know, we never did figure out what that thing does. Hey... maybe it answers questions! / Minty: Okay, machine! I have some questions. Let's say one beep means "yes," and two beeps mean "no." / Contraption: <> / Minty: Is that an "okay?" / Minty: Alright, I want to know Kimono's middle name. Is it Clover? Canto? Cherub? How about Calliope? / [[Later, Minty passes Kimono in the kitchen.]] / Minty: Oh, hello, "Chickpea." / Kimono: Beg your pardon? / {{"Kimono Breaks her Leg" storyline}}
Kimono's Townhouse #141 [[Kimono is writing in her diary; Minty is writing in her blog.]] / Kimono: Dear diary, Today, I finally had my cast removed. / Minty: Sadly, she didn't get any cool super powers. / Kimono: I feel so liberated! / Minty: You should have SEEN the stuff that came out of her cast! / Kimono: I was touched to see a tear in Minty's eye. I didn't know she cared so much! / Minty: It smelled so bad, my eyes watered. / {{"Kimono Breaks her Leg" storyline}}
Kimono's Townhouse #142 [[Minty is writing a letter to Santa Claus]] / Minty's letter: Dear Santa, I know I usually write a long list of stuff I want. / [[Kimono is in the study, packing Wii Fit, a gift for Minty.]] / Minty's letter: And I wouldn't mind one bit if I got a cool movie or video game... or a customized Batman scooter. / [[Kimono and Wysteria are in the kitchen, making snacks with crackers, cream cheese and vegetables.]] / Minty's letter: But what I really want this year is for you to watch over my friend, Kimono. / [[A scene of the fireplace with three stockings, a dreidel on the floor. Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas plays on the television.]] / Minty's letter: I don't know if you can do that, but that is what I would like. / [[Minty places the letter with a plate of cookies under the Christmas tree.]] / Minty's letter: Love, Minty / [[A close-up of the letter and plate.]] / Minty's letter: P.S. I'm sorry I nibbled one of your cookies. / {{Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Saint Nick, Saint Nicolas, Kris Kringle}}
Kimono's Townhouse: #143 [[Kimono and Minty are at the kitchen table, eating pastries.]] / Minty: Wysteria's only been gone a day, but I really miss her! / Kimono: I do, too. I wish she could have stayed for New Year's. / Kimono: You know, I don't normally make New Year's resolutions, but I think I will this year. I'm going to correct others less. It's a really bad habit. / Minty: That sounds good! I want to work on my manners and learn to be more gratuitous. / Kimono: <> / Kimono: <> / Kimono: That uh...(cough) that sounds like a great idea!
 
Kimono's Townhouse #144 [[Kimono and Minty are in the study]] / Kimono: Are you feeling okay, Minty? You look tired. / Minty: It's my Dream Fairy again! Last night, she stopped that awesome pie dream I have. / Minty: Am I weird? What do you dream about? / [[Scene shifts to a blank dreamscape, where Kimono is surrounded by three creatures]] / Wallah, Fopah and Persay: We are Wallah, Fopah and Persay! Demons of speech mangling! SONS OF BOOCOO!! / Wallah: I cause misspellings, malaprops and poor grammar. / Fopah: I gift speakers with pretense. / Persay: ME PERSAY IN CHARGE OF CAPSLOCK! / [[Wallah comes in close to Kimono]] / Wallah: We've come to edit your term papers. / Kimono: NO!!! / [[Back with Minty in the study]] / Kimono: Oh, you know... normal things.
Kimono's Townhouse #145 [[Superman is standing in his kitchen with Sinestro]] / Superman: Welcome back to the show! It's Villain Week here at Cooking with Superman. Today's special guest is Sinestro. When he's not committing genocide, he makes a great banana pudding! / Superman: Sinestro, huh? That's your real name? / Sinestro: Yes... / Superman: Not an alias? / Sinestro: No. / Sinestro: The first thing you need is a pound of... / Superman: Your mom named you that?! / Sinestro: Yes! / Sinestro: As I was saying, the first thing you need is a pound of bananas. / Superman: Dude! / Superman: You didn't choose evil... evil chose you! / [[Sinestro raises his fists in frustration]] / Sinestro: I know, right? Can we just make pudding, already? / [[Cut to Kimono and Minty on their couch watching Superman and Sinestro on TV]] / Kimono: I'd like some pudding. How about you, Geeky-O? / Minty: Sure thing, Smarty-O! / Superman: How did Jordan not know you're evil?! / Sinestro: Because Jordan's an idiot! / {{Green Lantern Corps, Hal Jordan}}
Kimono's Townhouse #146 [[Minty and Sparkleworks are at Celebration Comics, talking to Shenanigans, the shop owner.]] / Minty: You know, I'm starting to think that comic fans don't actually like comics that much. / Shenanigans: What makes you think that, Minty? / [[Off screen, other customers can be heard.]] / Customer 1: Did you read the new Ion Girl?! / [[Two customers are seen standing in front of the back issue long boxes.]] / Customer 2: Ugh, I know! I can't believe they brought back Polaria. / Customer 1: Nobody stays dead in comics except Uncle Ben! / Customer 2: And what's up with all this clone stuff? I'm so tired of retcon. / Customer 1: And the art's horrible! / [[A third customer joins the conversation.]] / Customer 3: Oh, are you talking about Ion Girl? Yeah, that book stinks. / Customer 2: It's better than whatever crud you're reading! / [[Back to Minty, Sparkleworks and Shenanigans at the counter.]] / Shenanigans: If they hate comics so much, why do they buy two copies of every issue? / Minty: Touche.
Kimono's Townhouse #147 [[Kimono and Fluttershy are at the Government Documents desk at the Ponyville University Library. Brightly walks up to join them.]] / Fluttershy: Hey, Brightly! / Kimono: Oh, hi! How was your winter break? / Brightly: Oh, it was great! I got to see my family. / Brightly: I even got to see my grandma. Well, sort of. / Fluttershy: What do you mean? / Brightly: Ah! Well, I'm half unicorn, and I don't have any magic abilities. But my grandmother... she's invisible at six meters. You just walk along and boom! There she is. I got lost a few times as a kid, because I'd wander away from her, and then I couldn't see her. / Brightly: She wears lavender perfume, so we can tell where she is. Whenever I smell lavender, it makes me think of her. / Kimono: Oh, wow! All my grandmother does is ask why I'm not married yet.
Kimono's Townhouse #148 [[Scenes from Terminator are playing on a screen with bits of conversation between Kimono and Minty. Minty is explaining the movie to Kimono, who has never seen the film. The T-800 Terminator, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, is walking into a bar.]] / Minty: Okay, that guy is a Terminator. He's a robot. / Kimono: Like the ones in Star Wars? / Minty: No. / [[The scene shifts to Sarah Connor, played by Linda Hamilton. She is looking up and a laser scope is shining on her face.]] / Minty: And that's Sarah Connor. He's trying to kill her. / Kimono: Don't you mean "it?" / Minty: Sure, whatever. / [[Sarah Connor rides, terrified, in a car with Kyle Reese, played by Michael Biehn.]] / Minty: But Reese is there to save her! Sarah's son sent him back from the future. / [[A close up shot of Reese, talking to Sarah.]] / Kyle Reese: He turned it around, brought us back from the brink. His name is Connor. John Connor. Your son, Sarah. / Minty: This stuff is different now because of the TV show. / [[Camera pans out to Kimono and Minty, sitting on the couch, watching the movie on television.]] / Minty: See, now all these machines are coming back and setting up Skynet earlier. And they're all looking for John. / Kimono: If all these robots are looking for John, how'd he end up in the camps with Reese? Wouldn't they just kill him? / Minty: You're thinking about this too much. / {{Terminator, T2, Sarah Connor Chronicles, James Cameron}}
 

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