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| Allan - Day 330 - Moving, Maybe | A day ago I found out there is a good chance that I will be moving out of Northern California.
/ Allan:You want to move?! Why? Where? When? WHO? / Gotta admit: I'm not too happy about it...
/ Allan:I can't find ANY of my POWER RANGERS!! / I have only moved 1 other time in my life & I didn't like it...
/ (I... http://allancomic.com/331/ |
| Allan - Day 332 - Death (in Age of Conan) | I stayed up really late last night, thinking about life (& death) & I believe it had something to do with me playing Age of Conan...
/ Allan:...and you die...aaand you die...and you, and you, and you...ooh...& you too! / Just recently I made a character specifically to "gank other players.
/ (Note: "gank... http://allancomic.com/332/ |
| Allan - Day 333 - Angry Allan | Today, instead of playing Age of Conan (which is what I was planning on doing, I mixed it up a bit...
/ [[Allan glares at a weed]]
/ Allan: You're not getting away from me, WEED...!
/ For example: I gardened / ... then I did the dishes.. / [[Allan holds a plate angrily]]
/ Allan: OUT damn spot!
/ < |
| Allan - Day 333 - Angry Allan | Today, instead of playing Age of Conan (which is what I was planning on doing, I mixed it up a bit...
/ [[Allan glares at a weed]]
/ Allan: You're not getting away from me, WEED...!
/ For example: I gardened / ... then I did the dishes.. / [[Allan holds a plate angrily]]
/ Allan: OUT damn spot!
/ < |
| Allan - Day 334 - Around Noon... | Narration: Today was a pretty good day!
/ [[Allan waking up]]
/ Narration: I mean... it started out a littel rough... / [[Clock says 10:02]]
/ Allan: I'm awake... I'm up...! / [[Clock says 11:02]]
/ Allan: zzzz... / [[Clock says 11:22]]
/ Allan: Ok... this time I'm up for real... / [[Allan sleeping, clock... http://allancomic.com/334/ |
| Allan - Day 336 - Misheard | [[Allan on phone]]
/ Allan: So you know... I might be moving. / Rob: Yeah. That's too bad.
/ Allan: Really? / Rob: Huh? Really what?
/ Allan: You just said it was too bad that I'm moving. / Allan: That's the nicest thing you've said in a-
/ Rob: No, I was reading about Tim Russert. He died. That's too... http://allancomic.com/336/ |
| Allan - Day 336 - Misheard | Allan: So you know...I might be moving. / Rob: Yeah. That's too bad.
/ Allan: Really? / Rob: Huh? Really what?
/ Allan: You just said it was too bad that I'm moving. / Allan: That's the nicest thing you've said in a ---
/ Rob: No, I was reading about Tim Russert. He died. That's too bad. / Rob:... http://allancomic.com/index.php?strip_id=336 |
| Allan - Day 337 - Musak | Narration: Yesterday I was surfing around some dumb forum when I realized it had a music section... ...and in that music section: A cover thread.
/ Allan: Finally! My chance to break into the public eye! / Narration: So I made a cover of a song...
/ Allan: Woah. I MUST MAKE MORE.
/ Narration: ...which... http://allancomic.com/337/ |
| Allan - Day 337 - Musak | Narration: Yesterday I was surfing around some dumb forum when I realized it had a music section... ...and in that music section: A cover thread.
/ Allan: Finally! My chance to break into the public eye! / Narration: So I made a cover of a song...
/ Allan: Woah. I MUST MAKE MORE.
/ Narration: ...which... http://allancomic.com/337/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://allancomic.com/338/">http://allancomic.com/338/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Allan - Day 339 - Music Spelunking | Narration: With my latest spelunking into music... (PS. I know that doesn't make sense.)
/ [[Allan hanging from a rope, spelunking]]
/ Allan: ...lower me down more! I think I can see the treble clef! / Narration: ...I've decided I want to make a 10-song album.
/ [[Allan writing]]
/ Allan: Hm. Queer and... http://allancomic.com/339/ |
| Allan - Day 340 - Social Interaction? | Narration: My friend (Ryan) told me about his friend who is having a birthday on the 21st of June (this month.) I am invited.
/ Ryan: Yeah here is some stupid invite ticket or something. / [[Allan sitting on couch with Dr. Pepper]]
/ Allan: (I wonder what anyone anywhere is doing right now...)
/ Narration:... http://allancomic.com/340/ |
| Allan - Day 341 - The Delicatessen | Narration: I've been thinking about working this summer...
/ Narration: ...the job at the Deli is still available and they'd gladly take me...
/ Narration: (I'm sure Scott misses me)
/ Allan: I'm back!
/ Scott: I quit. / Narration: ...but I really don't feel comfortable going back to work when I am pretty... http://allancomic.com/341/ |
| Allan - Day 342 - wat. | [[Allan on phone with Ryan]]
/ Allan: Hey Ryan. Psyched for the party?
/ Ryan: Party? / Allan: The party. On the 21st.
/ Ryan: You mean the 27th? / Allan: wat. / Ryan: Yeah, it's the 27th. Sorry if you misheard me, dude.
/ Allan: Ug. / Ryan: Sorry...
/ Allan: No it's ok. I guess I'll just go hang out... http://allancomic.com/342/ |
| Allan - Day 343 - Bew Wew... dikka Bew Wew | Narration: Today was the first day I picked up my guitar in moths.
/ [[Allan holding guitar]]
/ Allan: This thing is heavier than I remember... / Narration: I rememeber now why I stopped...
/ Allan: WHAT? The E string 7th fret to the D string's 19th?! ...Can't I just fingertap? / Narration: Anyway. I... http://allancomic.com/343/ |
| Allan - Day 344 - Summer Movies | Narration: Lately there have been quite a few movies I've wanted to see in theaters. Kung Fu Panda (because of Jack Black), The Love Guru (Mike Meyers), Get Smart (Steve Carell), The Happening, You don't mess with the Zohan, Indiana Jones, Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, WALL-E, Hancock, All the popular... http://allancomic.com/344/ |
| Allan - Day 345 - Kung Fu Technique: Moving | Narration: Today I went out to see "Kung Fu Panda" with Ryan.
/ [[Ryan on the phone with Allan and sitting by a girl]]
/ Ryan: Yeah man. I'll go. I got nothing else to do... Sorry babe. Bros before hos. / Narration: It was a pretty good movie...
/ Panda: I am a PANDA.
/ Allan: Haha! Awesome.
/ Narration:... http://allancomic.com/345/ |
| Allan - Day 346 - This is For Real | Narration: Well: it's final.
/ Allan: So I guess it is for real this time?
/ Allan's Parents (off-strip): Yep. Uh huh.
/ Narration: We're moving. / Narration: I've never been to the house before...
/ Allan: What is it like?
/ Allan's Parents: It's nice.
/ Narration: ...and we're moving / Narration: I have... http://allancomic.com/346/ |
| Allan - Day 347 - Yeah, Packing | Narration: I don't really know what stuff to pack...
/ [[Allan holding Scrabble]]
/ Allan: Well I could pack this... but what if I WANT to play Scrabble? / Narration: Most of the stuff I own I use...
/ [[Allan talking to computer]]
/ Allan: I will never leave you.
/ Narration: I don't really wanna pack my... http://allancomic.com/347/ |
| Allan - Day 348 - Tom Cruise Fix | [[Allan watching TV]]
/ Allan's Parents (off-panel): Allan!
/ Allan: Yeah? / Allan's Parents: Why don't you go pack up the DVDs?
/ Allan: What?!
/ [[Allan drops remote]] / Allan: But what if I want to watch Shrek again?! What if I need to get my TOM CRUISE fix?? / Allan's Parents: If you don't want to... http://allancomic.com/348/ |
| Allan - Day 349 - Vanilla What? | [[Allan sitting on couch watching TV]]
/ TV: Open your eyes... / [[Allan watching]] / [[Close up of Allan's knit brow]]
/ Allan: Man... / [[TV reads "Vanilla Sky"]]
/ Allan: ...what a fucking weird movie... http://allancomic.com/349/ |
| Allan - Day 349 - Vanilla What? | [[Allan sitting on couch watching TV]]
/ TV: Open your eyes... / [[Allan watching]] / [[Close up of Allan's knit brow]]
/ Allan: Man... / [[TV reads "Vanilla Sky"]]
/ Allan: ...what a fucking weird movie... http://allancomic.com/349/ |
| Allan - Day 350 - The Wrong Day 1 | [[Allan holding phone]]
/ Allan's Dad: Ready to pick up some pizza?
/ Allan: Yeah just a sec Dad, calling Ryan to see what we're doing for the party tomorrow.
/ Allan's Dad: K. / [[Allan calling Ryan]]
/ <<..ring..>> / Ryan: Sup?
/ Allan: Hey Ryan. So we're still on for tomorrow?
/ Ryan: What're we doing... http://allancomic.com/350/ |
| Allan - Day 351 - The Wrong Day 2 | Narration: At the party...
/ Allan: Ryan... this party had better be awesome. I left pizza. / Ryan: Dude.
/ [[Ryan points to the right]] / [[Girls are there]]
/ Allan: Oh. / Allan: Oh ok. http://allancomic.com/351/ |
| Allan - Day 352 - The Wrong Day 3 | [[Allan looking at Dr. Pepper sittin on a counter]] / [[Allan looking at Rum sitting on a table]] / [[Allan standing thinking]] / [[Allan pouring Dr. Pepper and Rum into a glass]]
/ Allan: Best drink. Ever. http://allancomic.com/352/ |
| Allan - Day 353 - The Wrong Day 4 | Allan: Man I am SO BORED. / [[Allan sitting on couch next to a girl]] / [[Allan notices girl next to him]] / Allan: Hi. I'm Allan.
/ Girl: Hi http://allancomic.com/353/ |
| Allan - Day 352 - The Wrong Day 3 | Allan: Best Drink
/ Allan: Ever http://allancomic.com/index.php?strip_id=353 |
| Allan - Day 354 - The Wrong Day 5 | [[Allan on couch sitting next to/talking to a girl]]
/ Girl: Ha ha ha ha!! That was funny!
/ Allan: I know! / [[Drunk guy walks up behind couch]]
/ Drunk guy: Oh man... I am soooo drunk... / [[Drunk guy falls over couch between Allan and girl]]
/ Drunk guy: Ha haaa... / [[Drunk guy looking menacingly... http://allancomic.com/354/ |
| Allan - Day 354 - The Wrong Day 5 | Ha ha ha ha ha!!
/ That was funny!
/ I know! / Oh man...
/ I am soooo drunk... / Ha haaa... / By the way...
/ You can call me Mr. Cockblock. http://allancomic.com/index.php?strip_id=354 |
| Allan - Day 355 - The Wrong Day 6 | [[Allan sitting on couch looking frustrated]]
/ Drunk guy: Ha ha I'm so druuunk! Ha ha... I probably won't remember any of this tomorrow ha ha!! / Drunk guy (talking to girl): I just want to feel you up...! Oh, I am! Cuz I'm druuuunk!! Ha haaaa... / Drunk guy: Maybe we should make out or something...... http://allancomic.com/355/ |
| Allan - Day 356 - The Wrong Day 7 | [[Allan in pool]]
/ Allan: Ok guys. Jump in. / [[Drunk guy and girl are laying on a towel]]
/ Drunk guy: Naa. / Allan: (swearing)!! http://allancomic.com/356/ |
| Allan - Day 357 - Happy 4th of July | Narration: We interrupt this storyline to bring you a special report.
/ [[Allan typing on computer]]
/ < http://allancomic.com/357/ |
| Allan - Day 357 - Happy 4th of July | Narration: We interrupt this storyline to bring you a special report.
/ [[Allan typing on computer]]
/ < http://allancomic.com/357/ |
| Allan - Day 358 - The Wrong Day 8 | [[Allan talking to Ryan]]
/ Ryan: Hey dude. How's it going?
/ Allan: Some guy stepped in on my girl. / Ryan: Oh. Well. / Ryan: Don't worry about that...
/ Allan: Why not? / [[Girls standing in background]]
/ Ryan: ...she has a sister... .
/ Allan: ...snap. http://allancomic.com/358/ |
| Allan - Day 359 - The Wrong Day 9 | Allan: Hi. I'm Allan.
/ Girl: Hi. Long story short: I have a boyfriend. / Allan: Oh. Oh ok. / Allan: Well-
/ Ryan: That's not gunna stop you! Get in there! http://allancomic.com/359/ |
| Allan - Day 360 - The Wrong Day 10 | < http://allancomic.com/360/ |
| Allan - Day 361 - The Wrong Day 11 | [[Ryan standing outside bathroom door]] / Allan: Uhn-
/ Girl: Oh yeah! / Allan: Uhnshhh
/ Girl: Ah! <3
/ Allan: Ahhhh... / [[Silence]] / Allan: Ryan. Let us out. / Ryan: How stupid do you think I am...?
/ Allan: (damn) http://allancomic.com/361/ |
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