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Allan - Day 3 I haven't been able to not think about sex all day. / [[Picture of Allan sat at desk]] / Desk? / Boobs. / And I'm stuck in class / [[Teacher stood in front of board]] / Teacher: And this makes sense... / Teacher: Allan! Can you stand up and tell us why? / Oh. And I have an erection. / Allan: I... I'd rather sit...
Allan - Day 3 I haven't been able to not think about sex all day. / [[Picture of Allan sat at desk]] / Desk? / Boobs. / And I'm stuck in class / [[Teacher stood in front of board]] / Teacher: And this makes sense... / Teacher: Allan! Can you stand up and tell us why? / Oh. And I have an erection. / Allan: I... I'd rather sit...
Day 3 Allan (Narrator): I haven't been able to not think about sex all day. / Allan (Narrator): AND I'm stuck in class. / Teacher: And this makes sense... / Teacher: Allan! Can you stand up and tell us why? / Allan (Narrator): Oh. And I have an erection. / Allan: I...I'd rather sit.
Allan - Day 4 Narrator:I'm going to Medieval Times today...I've never been before. / [[Headshot of a knight]] / Knight: Rrrrrr!! / Narrator:I heard they have good food... / [[Waving flags and blaring horns]] / Narrator:but my parents are going to see the horses. / Narrator:Personally, I hate horses. / Allan's Parents: Ooooh!! Look how pretty!! Wow...check out those flanks! / Narrator:...And I'm pretty sure they hate me. / Allan: That brown one's looking at me funny...
Allan - Day 4 Narrator:I'm going to Medieval Times today...I've never been before. / [[Headshot of a knight]] / Knight: Rrrrrr!! / Narrator:I heard they have good food... / [[Waving flags and blaring horns]] / Narrator:but my parents are going to see the horses. / Narrator:Personally, I hate horses. / Allan's Parents: Ooooh!! Look how pretty!! Wow...check out those flanks! / Narrator:...And I'm pretty sure they hate me. / Allan: That brown one's looking at me funny...
Day 4 [[Close-up of a knight, wearing plate mail and wielding a sword.]] / Narration: I'm going to Medieval Times today... I've never been {{there}} before. / Knight: Rrrrrr!! / [[A backdrop of bugles and banners.]] / Narration: I heard they have good food... / <> / Narration: but my parents are going to see the horses. / [[Black, blank background.]] / Narration: Personally I {{underlined}}hate horses. / Allan's Mom: Ooooh!! look how pretty!! / Allan's Dad: Wow... check out {{underlined}}those flanks! / [[Allan sits, with a suspicious, wry look on his face.]] / Narration: ...And I'm pretty sure {{underlined}}they hate {{underlined}}me. / Allan: That brown one's looking at me funny...
Allan - Day 5 Narration: So I went to Medieval Times yesterday... / Allan: Go Blue Squire! / Narration: It was fun. Why am I yelling squire, you ask? / Narration: There was a drunk guy behind us yelling "Go Blue!!" --until our knight was "injured" (we didn't lose) and they took him offstage. The dunk guy was at a loss for words... until he realized there was still a squire... / Drunk: GO BLUE SQUIRE!! / Narration: My family and I thought it was hilarious. / Allan: Go Blue Squire!! / Off screen people: Yay!! / Off screen people: Blue Squire! / Off screen people: Blue! / Off screen people: Squire! / Off screen people: Go! / Off screen people: BLUE WINS!!
Allan - Day 5 [[Allan joyously waves a flag.]] / Narration: So I went to Medieval times yesterday... / Allan: Go Blue Squire! / Narration: It was {{underlined}}fun. / Narration: Why am I yelling {{underlined}}squire, you ask? / Narration: There was a drunk guy behind us yelling "Go Blue!!"-- until our knight was "injured" (we didn't lose) and they took him offstage. / Narration: {{Part of the same text box.}} The drunk guy was at a loss for words... / [[Close-up of the drunk guy, in a desperate panic.]] / Narration: until he realized there was still a {{underlined}}squire... / [[Allan shouts excitedly, hands cupped around his mouth.]] / Narration: My family and I thought it was {{underlined}}hilarious / Allan: Go Blue {{underlined}}Squire!! / Announcer: BLUE WINS!! / Person 1: Yay!! / Person 2: Blue squire / Person 3: Blue! / Person 4: {{underlined}}SQUIRE! / Person 5: Go!
Day 5 [[Allan joyously waves a flag.]] / Narration: So I went to Medieval times yesterday... / Allan: Go Blue Squire! / Narration: It was {{underlined}}fun. / Narration: Why am I yelling {{underlined}}squire, you ask? / Narration: There was a drunk guy behind us yelling "Go Blue!!"-- until our knight was "injured" (we didn't lose) and they took him offstage. / Narration: {{Part of the same text box.}} The drunk guy was at a loss for words... / [[Close-up of the drunk guy, in a desperate panic.]] / Narration: until he realized there was still a {{underlined}}squire... / [[Allan shouts excitedly, hands cupped around his mouth.]] / Narration: My family and I thought it was {{underlined}}hilarious / Allan: Go Blue {{underlined}}Squire!! / Announcer: BLUE WINS!! / Person 1: Yay!! / Person 2: Blue squire / Person 3: Blue! / Person 4: {{underlined}}SQUIRE! / Person 5: Go!
 
Day 6 Allan (Narrator): So... I woke up sick. / ...at 1pm... / Thank you so much Medieval Times for the flu... I really appreciate it. / And thus my day consisted of this: / A: Watching all 3 Jurassic Parks / B: Listening to all my music on the Ipod. / C: Watching "The Devil Wears Prada?" / And D: Watching every episode of "The Office." / Again. / Allan: Do we have any Dayquil?
Day 7 [[A thermometer, vertically positioned lengthwise. "103.1" can be read on the LED screen.]] / Narration: Yeah... / Narration: It's still 103.
Allan - Day 8 [[A brachiosaurus is standing in a prehistoric landscape]] / Allan (narrating): So I have Tonsillitis coupled with Bronchitis. / Allan (narrating): The M.D. told me so. / Allan (narrating): But since I've watched "Jurassic Park", the only thing I can think of when I hear "Bronchitis" is...
Day 8 [[A prehistoric background, complete with clouds, jungle foliage, and volcanoes/rock formations. A brachiosaurus stretches its neck up to the middle of the page and gazes out with one eye.]] / Narration: So I have Tonsillitis coupled with Bronchitis. / Narration: The M.D. told me so. / Narration: But since I've watched "Jurassic Park", the only thing I can think of when I hear "Bronchitis" is... {{The image of the brachiosaurus concludes the page.}}
Allan - Day 9 [[Allan is standing in his bedroom]] / Allan (narrating): Today was the first day I've felt good enough to get out of bed...in about 5 days. / Allan: Woah. / Allan: ... / Allan: MOM! / Allan's Mom: Yes, hun? / Allan: The room stopped SPINNING! / Allan's Mom: I'm glad you feel better too, hun.
Day 9 [[Allan stands a ways away from his bed with a dumbfounded look on his face.]] / Narration: Today was the first day I've felt good enough to get out of bed... in about{{underlined}}5 days. / Allan: Woah. / [[Allan continues to stand in bewilderment.]] / Allan: ... / [[Allan cups his hands over his mouth and shouts from the right side of the panel.]] / Allan: MOM! / Allan's Mom: {{Off-panel.}}Yes, hun...? / [[Allan returns to his shocked stance. His jaw hangs open.]] / Allan: The {{underlined}}room stopped SPINNING! / Allan's Mom: {{Off-panel.}}I'm glad you feel better, too, hun.
Allan - Day 10 Allan (narrating): I, myself, love watching Comedy Central Presents... / Comedian 1: How 'bout that airplane food? / Allan (narrating): It's the best stand-up comedy show out there. / Comedian 2: What is the deal with airplane food? / Allan (narrating): There's one thing I've noticed, though... / Comedian 3: Did you catch that airplane food yesterday? / Comedian 4: So I was walking to the store yesterday... anyway - airplane food. / Allan (narrating): They all talk about airplane food.
Allan - Day 10 Allan (narrating): I, myself, love watching Comedy Central Presents... / Comedian 1: How 'bout that airplane food? / Allan (narrating): It's the best stand-up comedy show out there. / Comedian 2: What is the deal with airplane food? / Allan (narrating): There's one thing I've noticed, though... / Comedian 3: Did you catch that airplane food yesterday? / Comedian 4: So I was walking to the store yesterday... anyway - airplane food. / Allan (narrating): They all talk about airplane food.
Day 10 [[A comedian hangs off of a microphone stand and jokes through the microphone.]] / Narration: I, myself, {{underlined}}loved watching Comedy Central Presents... / Comedian 1: How 'bout that airplane food? / [[A second comedian grins as he works his humor.]] / Narration: It's the best stand-up comedy show out there. / Comedian 2: What is the {{underlined}}deal with airplane food? / [[A third comedian is deadpan as he tells a joke.]] / Narration: There's one thing I've noticed, though... / Comedian 3: Did you catch that airplane food yesterday? / [[A fourth comedian stands in the limelight and looks disinterested as he cracks a punchline.]] / Comedian 4: So I was walking to the story yesterday... / Comedian 4: ...anyway-- {{underlined}}airplane {{underlined}}food. / Narration: They all talk about {{underlined}}airplane {{underlined}}food.
 
Allan - Day 11 [[Picture of Allan and Rob stood facing each other]] / [[Picture of Allan and Rob stood facing each other]] / [[Picture of Allan and Rob stood facing each other]] / Allan: Wanna go see a movie? / [[Picture of Allan and Rob stood facing each other]] / Rob: Meh / [[Picture of Allan and Rob stood facing each other, Allan looking sad]]
Allan - Day 11 [[Picture of Allan and Rob stood facing each other]] / [[Picture of Allan and Rob stood facing each other]] / [[Picture of Allan and Rob stood facing each other]] / Allan: Wanna go see a movie? / [[Picture of Allan and Rob stood facing each other]] / Rob: Meh / [[Picture of Allan and Rob stood facing each other, Allan looking sad]]
Day 11 [[Allan and Rob stand there blankly looking at each other for two panels.]] / Allan: Wanna go see a movie? / [[Another blank panel.]] / Rob: Meh
Allan - Day 12 Forum post: I want more Allan! / Allan (narrating): I haven't been around DD for a few days. / Allan (narrating): I had some stuff go on in life. / [[An angry man yells]] / Allan (narrating): ...but I'm back for now... / [[Allan slumps in an armchair with a remote control]] / Allan (narrating): Who knew that making an autobiography would take such a toll on my life?
Day 12 [[A website is shown, where a comment from a reader can be read "I want more Allan!" with a rating of a 5/5 next to it.]] / Narrator: I haven't been around DD for a few days. / Narrator: I had some stuff go on in life. / [[Rob is shown angrily gesturing at something or someone.]] / Narrator: ...but I'm back for now... / Narrator: Who knew making an autobiography would take such a tool on my life?
Allan - Day 13 [[A calligraphy pen draws a wavy line]] / Allan (narrating): I wrote this poem yesterday. / Allan (narrating): It was awesome. / [[A spiral-bound book lies on a table, open to what looks like Day 7]] / Allan (narrating): It had to with comics and art. / [[A snowman stands in a snowy landscape]] / Allan (narrating): It also had to do with snow... / [[Blazing sunshine]] / Allan (narrating): Too bad it doesn't snow in California.
Day 13 Narrator: I wrote this poem yesterday. / [[A panel is shown with a pen writing a squiggly line.]] / Narrator: It was awesome. / Narrator: It had to do with comics are art. / [[The panel displays a notebook with a comic drawn on it]] / Narrator: It also had to do with snow... / [[In the foreground there is a snowman with a corn-cob pipe looking into the distance.]] / [[A sun is visibly seen with a few clouds to the bottom left and right.]] / Narrator: Too bad it doesn't snow in California.
Allan - Day 14 Narrator: 5 years ago I invented a word... / Allan: Xum. / Narrator: It's pronounced "zum" / Narrator: It means "excuse me" or "excuse you" and is just there because there aren't enough abbreviations in the world anymore... especially for "excuse me." / Narrator: I still occasionally use the word today... / Allan: Xum. / Narrator: ...and when I do nobody seems to notice. / Narrator: The world needs more abbreviations. / Crowd: xum xum xum xum xum / Narrator: ...And more words that start with "x."
Allan - Day 14 Narrator: 5 years ago I invented a word... / Allan: Xum. / Narrator: It's pronounced "zum" / Narrator: It means "excuse me" or "excuse you" and is just there because there aren't enough abbreviations in the world anymore... especially for "excuse me." / Narrator: I still occasionally use the word today... / Allan: Xum. / Narrator: ...and when I do nobody seems to notice. / Narrator: The world needs more abbreviations. / Crowd: xum xum xum xum xum / Narrator: ...And more words that start with "x."
Allan - Day 14 Narrator's note: 5 years ago I invented a word. / [[Allan is speaking to unknown person]] / Allan: Xum. / Unknown person: ? / Narrator's note: It's pronounced "zum." / Narrator's note: It means "excuse me" or "excuse you" and is just there because there aren't enough abbreviations in the world anymore...especially for "excuse me." / Narrator's note: I still occasionally use the word today... / [[Allan is off-panel, another unknown person is being spoken to - looks vaguely irritated]] / Allan: Xum. / Narrator's note: ...and when I do, no one seems to notice. / Narrator's note: The world needs more abbreviations... / [[crowd of people all sharing a speech bubble]] / Crowd: xum xum xum xum xum / Narrator's note: ...and more words that start with "x."
Allan - Day 15 Jenny: Hey Allan! / Allan: ? / [[Close-up on Jenny's face]] / Allan (narrating): This is Jenny. / Jenny: Hey / Allan (narrating): I call her Jen. / Allan (narrating): It's really nice around her... / Jenny: So, I'm having this party on Friday... / Allan: Huh? Oh. Yeah! Sure! / Jenny: See you then! / Allan: Definately! / Allan (narrating): This is gonna rock.
Allan - Day 15 [[Allan in foreground looking at girl in background]] / Girl: Hey Allan! / Allan: ? / [[close-up of girl's face]] / Narrator's note: This is Jenny. / Jenny: Hey... / Narrator's note: I call her Jen. / [[Jen off-panel]] / Narrator's note: It's really [["awkward" is half spelled out and scratched out]] nice around her... / Jen: So I'm having this party on Friday... / Allan: Huh? Oh. Yeah! Sure! / [[Jen leaving]] / Jen: See you then! / Allan: Definitely! / Narrator's note: This is gunna rock.
 
Allan - Day 16 [[Allan walks up to a tree]] / [[Allan sits under the tree, in silouhette. The sun shines from between wispy clouds]] / [[Allan lies back on the grass, smiling]] / [[Allan watches the clouds go by]]
Allan - Day 16 [[Allan walking up to a big, shady tree. Swirly clouds in the sky]] / [[Allan and tree are shaded out as he sits against tree - focus is on the swirly clouds and a sun in the sky]] / [[bird's eye view of Allan as he lies under tree looking contentedly up at the sky]] / [[worm's eye view of Allan's cap brim and swirly fluffy clouds]]
Allan - Day 17 [[Allan examines himself in a mirror]] / Allan (narrating): The party's tonight. / [[Allan holds up a t-shirt]] / Allan (narrating): Now I have to figure out... / Allan (narrating): ...why my parents hate me.
Allan - Day 17 [[Allan examines himself in a mirror]] / Allan (narrating): The party's tonight. / [[Allan holds up a t-shirt]] / Allan (narrating): Now I have to figure out... / Allan (narrating): ...why my parents hate me.
Allan - Day 17 [[Allan looking in mirror]] / Narrator's note: The party's tonight. / [[Allan holds up shirt on a hanger looking dazed or perplexed]] / Narrator's note: Now I have to figure out what to wear.
Allan - Day 18 [[Jen meets Allan with a smile at her front door]] / Allan (narrating): So I got to this party right at 6:00 / Allan (narrating): Jen seemed happy to see me. / [[A group of people are standing around, labelled "People I know"]] / Allan (narrating): God knows I was happy to be there. / [[Allan sits alone on a couch]] / Allan (narrating): Sometimes though... / Allan (narrating): ...I wish I was more Daring.
Allan - Day 18 [[Jen smiling as she opens door for Allan]] / Narrator's note: So I got to this party right at 6:00. Jen seemed happy to see me. / [[Other party guests milling around - arrow points to people saying "people I know"]] / Narrator's note: God knows I was happy to be there. / [[Allan alone on couch in background - focus on another party guest laughing/talking in foreground]] / Narrator's note: Sometimes, though...I wish I were more DARING.
Allan - Day 19 Voice: ...Allan... / Voice: ...Allan... / Voice: ...Allan... / Voice: ...Allan...! / Voice: ...ALLAN!! / Allan: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!? / Octopus Monster: Kiss me. / Allan (narrating): Holy shit...that was a weird dream.
Allan - Day 19 [[Pitch black, a disembodied voice is speaking]] / Voice: ...Allan...Allan...Allan...Allan! ALLAN!! / [[Allan emerges in the corner sans hat, wearing only his skivvies]] / Allan: What do you WANT?!? / [[wall-eyed slobbering octopus with hair appears]] / Octopus: Kiss me. / Narrator: Holy shit...that was a weird dream.
Allan - Day 20 [[Allan sits on a bench, being pestered by someone]] / Allan (narrating): I told some of my readers I don't like showing people I know in real life my comic. / Randomer: Lemme see!! / Allan (narrating): This is because - as my readers assumed - when I do, they will want to be in it. / Allan (narrating): Currently, only Rob knows about the comic. / Rob: This doesn't look like me. / Allan (narrating): There, Rob. I drew you. HAPPY?!
Allan - Day 20 [[Allan holds sketchbook protectively while a mutated onlooker dances in anticipation]] / Narrator's note: I told some of my readers I don't like showing people I know in real life my comic. / Onlooker: Lemme see!! / Narrator's note: This is because - as my readers assumed - when I do, they will want to be IN it. Currently, only Rob knows about the comic. / [[Rob appears]] / Rob: This doesn't look like me. / Narrator's note: There, Rob. I drew you. HAPPY?!
 
Allan - Day 21 Jenny: Hey Allan! / Jenny: What happened to you last night? You left kinda quick! / Allan: Oh? / Jenny: Yeah. You left right before Truth or Dare. / Jenny: I was looking forward to playing with you. / [[Allan sits alone and grumpy on a park bench]] / Allan (narrating): "Maybe next time, then," she says. / Allan (narrating): I probably missed the Spin the Bottle contest, too.
Allan - Day 21 [[Jen peaking to Allan - see only Allan's hat]] / Jen: Hey Allan! What happened to you last night? You left kinda quick! / Allan: Oh? / [[Jen off-panel. Allan looking dazed/sad]] / Jen: Yeah. You left right before Truth or Dare. I was looking forward to playing with you. / [[Allan sitting on bench looking dejected, hanging head]] / Narrator's note: "Maybe next time, then," she says. I probable missed the Spin the Bottle contest, too.
Allan - Day 22 Allan (narrating): This is Ryan. / Allan (narrating): Ryan went to the party, too. / [[Close-up of Ryan, wearing a smirk]] / Allan (narrating): He had a good time. / Allan (narrating): A gooood time. / [[Ryan claps Allan on the shoulder]] / Ryan: We need to get you laid, man. / Ryan: Laid. / Allan (narrating): Now he thinks he's the king of the ladies.
Allan - Day 22 [[Ryan, complete with messenger bag and emo haircut, appears with Allan]] / Narrator's note: This is Ryan. Ryan went to the party, too. / [[Close-up of Ryan, huge grin]] / Narrator's note: He had a good time. A gooood time. / [[Ryan puts arm around a semi-scowling Allan. Ryan's messenger bag reads "MCR"]] / Ryan: We need to get you laid, man. Laid. / Narrator's note: Now he thinks he's the king of the ladies.
Allan - Day 23 Allan (narrating): I found out today my great aunt died. / Allan (narrating): She was 86. / Allan (narrating): I'd probably be more affected by it if I knew her. / Allan (narrating): But I know it is sad...which is good. / Allan (narrating): Only thing is her funeral is during Spring Break and we're going. / Allan (narrating): ...So now I need to have something to upload for the 12 days I'm gone...
Allan - Day 23 [[image of a coffin with a large cross on it]] / Narrator's note: I found out today my great aunt died. She was 86. / [[image of hill with tree, shaded out, focus on billowy clouds in sky]] / Narrator's note: I'd probably be more effected by it if I knew her. But I know it is sad...which is good. / Narrator's note: Only thing is her funeral is during Spring Break and we're going. ...so now I need to have something to upload for the 12 days I'm gone...
Allan - Day 24 [[Allan sits at his computer, in silouhette]] / Allan (narrating): So a friend gave me some advice the other day. / Allan (narrating): "Jen is totally into you." / Allan (narrating): He told me to buy Jen & I some tickets to a band she likes, then, afterwards, invite her out for something to eat or drink. / Allan (narrating): I think it's a very good idea. / Allan (narrating): So today I'm going to ask Jen what music she likes. Hopefully we have music in common. / [[Talking to Jen]] / Jen: Let's see...I like... / Jen: Everything! / Allan (narrating): This might be harder than I thought...
Day 24 Narrator: So a friend gave me some advice the other day. / "Jen is totally into you." / He told me to buy Jen & I some tickets to a band she likes, then, afterwards, invite her out for something to eat or drink. / I think it's a very good idea. / So today I am going to ask Jen what music she likes. Hopefully we have music in common. / Jen: Let's see... I like... / Everything! / Narrator: This might be harder than I thought...
Allan - Day 25 [[Close-up of an iPod]] / Allan (narrating): Fridays are always so much fun... / iPod: I... should know... who I am... by now... / Allan (narrating): I awake to the sounds of my iPod... / [[Allan looking scared/nervous]] / Allan (narrating): Followed shortly by the sounds of hungry animals... / Allan: Nice doggies... / [[In a classroom]] / Allan (narrating): I then run off to class. / Allan (narrating): And sit by Jen the next 2 periods. / Allan: So I was thinking about gonig to a concert sometime soon...
Allan - Day 25 [[Close-up of an iPod]] / Allan (narrating): Fridays are always so much fun... / iPod: I... should know... who I am... by now... / Allan (narrating): I awake to the sounds of my iPod... / [[Allan looking scared/nervous]] / Allan (narrating): Followed shortly by the sounds of hungry animals... / Allan: Nice doggies... / [[In a classroom]] / Allan (narrating): I then run off to class. / Allan (narrating): And sit by Jen the next 2 periods. / Allan: So I was thinking about gonig to a concert sometime soon...
Allan - Day 25 Narrator: Fridays are always so much fun... / iPod: I... should know... who I am... by now... / Narrator: I awake to the sounds of my ipod... / Narrator: Followed shortly by the sounds of hungry animals... / Allan: Nice doggies... / Narrator: I then run off to class. / Narrator: And sit by Jen the next 2 periods. / Allan: So I was thinking about going to a concert sometime soon...
 
Allan - Day 26 [[Blank panel]] / [[Allan floats into the panel on a cloud]] / Allan (narrating): She / Allan (narrating): said / [[The cloud bears a flag reading "9"]] / Allan (narrating): Yes.
Allan - Day 27 Allan (narrating): I saw "300" today... / Leonidas: RAA! / Allan (narrating): It was awesome! / [[Close-up of a tennis ball and racquet]] / Allan (narrating): Afterwards we headed out and played tennis. / [[Allan and Rob play on a Wii]] / Allan (narrating): Inside. On my Wii. / Allan (narrating): It was hot outside.
Allan - Day 26 [[Blank panel]] / [[Cloud with Allan moves into sight]] / Allan:She / [[Cloud moves further]] / Allan:Said / [[Cloud is in full sight]] / Allan:Yes.
Allan - Day 28 [[Allan approaches Ryan]] / Allan: Ryan. Why are you emo? / [[Skulls float around Ryan]] / Ryan: Me? Emo? I'm not emo, dude... / [[Ryan strikes a pose]] / Ryan: ...I'm trendy. / Ryan: Ka-chow!
Allan - Day 28 [[Allan approaches Ryan]] / Allan: Ryan. Why are you emo? / [[Skulls float around Ryan]] / Ryan: Me? Emo? I'm not emo, dude... / [[Ryan strikes a pose]] / Ryan: ...I'm trendy. / Ryan: Ka-chow!
Allan - Day 27 Allan: I saw "300" today / Spartan: RAA! / Allan: It was awesome! / Allan: Afterwords we headed out and played tennis. / Allan: Inside. On my Wii. / Allan: It was hot outside.
Allan - Day 29 Allan (narrating): In one very cartoony dream... / Voice from a steamboat: Avast! / Lego Hook: I, Lego Hook, am here to kill you all! / Allan: Draw your sword, Hook! / Lego Hook: Huh? / Lego Hook: CAPTAIN ALLAN?! / Lego Hook: Oh no! My sword is a candy cane! / Allan: I win by default! / Allan (narrating): Yet another sleepless night.
Allan - Day 29 Allan: Ryan, why are you emo? / Ryan: Me? Emo? - I'm not emo, dude... / [[Ryan does the "Buddy Jesus"]] / Ryan: ...I'm trendy. Ka-chow!
Allan - Day 29 Allan: Ryan, why are you emo? / Ryan: Me? Emo? - I'm not emo, dude... / [[Ryan does the "Buddy Jesus"]] / Ryan: ...I'm trendy. Ka-chow!

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