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| Allan - Day 301 - A Look Back | Over the past few weeks I've made a story-line including Izzy, Jen & Ricky. / However, not all of the details were included & since then approx 3 weeks have passed. / Let me sum it up... / Jen & I haven't talked in weeks. / Nothing has happened with Izzy... It's pretty awkward around her. / Ricky had been coming to my site & was threatening me for a week or so. / Since then he's stopped. / I should be happy there were no... / repercussions... / ...but I kinda feel like I didn't get something I deserved. http://allancomic.com/301 |
| Allan - Day 301 - A Look Back | Narration: Over the past few weeks I've made a storyline including Izzy, Jen, and Ricky.
/ [[Izzy, Jen and Ricky Standing]]
/ Narration: However, not all of the details were included and since then approx 3 weeks have passed. / Narration: Let me sum it up... / Jen and I haven't talked in weeks.
/ [[Jen and Allan with mouths sewn shut]] / Narration: Nothing has happened with Izzy... it's pretty awkward around her.
/ [[Izzy looking at ground with Allen infront looking back at her]] / Narration: Ricky had been coming to my site and was threatening me for a week or so...
/ [[Ricky and Allan looking angrily at each other]]
/ Narration: Since then he's stopped / Narration: I should be happy there were no... repercussions...
/ [[Allan in a jail cell holding onto bars]]
/ Narration: ...but I kinda feel like I didn't get something I deserved. http://allancomic.com/301/ |
| Allan - Day 301 - A Look Back | Narration: Over the past few weeks I've made a storyline including Izzy, Jen, and Ricky.
/ [[Izzy, Jen and Ricky Standing]]
/ Narration: However, not all of the details were included and since then approx 3 weeks have passed. / Narration: Let me sum it up... / Jen and I haven't talked in weeks.
/ [[Jen and Allan with mouths sewn shut]] / Narration: Nothing has happened with Izzy... it's pretty awkward around her.
/ [[Izzy looking at ground with Allen infront looking back at her]] / Narration: Ricky had been coming to my site and was threatening me for a week or so...
/ [[Ricky and Allan looking angrily at each other]]
/ Narration: Since then he's stopped / Narration: I should be happy there were no... repercussions...
/ [[Allan in a jail cell holding onto bars]]
/ Narration: ...but I kinda feel like I didn't get something I deserved. http://allancomic.com/301/ |
| Allan - Day 302 - I am Piano Man. | [[Piano in a living room]] / [[Allan sitting at piano]]
/ Allan: Hey Dad... Listen to this. / [[Allan playing piano]]
/ < http://allancomic.com/302/ |
| Allan - Day 303 - Most Pretentious Movie-Watcher | Narration: Every year I make a note to see every movie nominated at the Oscars.
/ [[Allan at a podium holding a trophy. Sign in background says "MOST PRETENTIOUS MOVIE-WATCHER"]]
/ Allan: Firstly, I'd like to thank The Academy for this! I never ex-
/ Narration: So far I'm approx. 1/2 way through this year's list. / Allan: Ok... next on the list... "Elizabeth: The Golden Age"... UG.
/ Narration: Why do I do this? / [[Two men in suits talking with Allan in background]]
/ Man 1: I tell you what, Simmons, I recently TiVo'd "Elizabeth: The Golden Age" and I must say, it's robust historical fiction calls out for us to toss aside our dusty history books & join the fun!
/ Man 2: I agree ravenously. / Allan: -I find that it pauses too long to admire its own beauty... in fact, its overall "message" is about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the temple. / Narration: Obviously it's so I can seem intelligent while the adults are talking. ...isn't that why everyone does anything? http://allancomic.com/303/ |
| Allan - Day 303 - Most Pretentious Movie-Watcher | Narration: Every year I make a note to see every movie nominated at the Oscars.
/ [[Allan at a podium holding a trophy. Sign in background says "MOST PRETENTIOUS MOVIE-WATCHER"]]
/ Allan: Firstly, I'd like to thank The Academy for this! I never ex-
/ Narration: So far I'm approx. 1/2 way through this year's list. / Allan: Ok... next on the list... "Elizabeth: The Golden Age"... UG.
/ Narration: Why do I do this? / [[Two men in suits talking with Allan in background]]
/ Man 1: I tell you what, Simmons, I recently TiVo'd "Elizabeth: The Golden Age" and I must say, it's robust historical fiction calls out for us to toss aside our dusty history books & join the fun!
/ Man 2: I agree ravenously. / Allan: -I find that it pauses too long to admire its own beauty... in fact, its overall "message" is about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the temple. / Narration: Obviously it's so I can seem intelligent while the adults are talking. ...isn't that why everyone does anything? http://allancomic.com/303/ |
| Allan - Day 304 - Like Wildfire | Ryan: So I hear you punched some dude in the head?
/ Allan: Yeah... ...it was an accident... / John: What happens in Fight Club sure doesn't stay--
/ Allan: Shut up, John. / Mandy: Allan, you're an animal.
/ Allan: What? No!- I just- / Person: How dare you?!
/ Allan: I don't even know you... / Izzy: So how hard did you hit him?
/ Allan: Not now, Izzy. / [[Allan sees Ricky]] / Narration: I have to do something now...
/ Allan: Ug.
/ Narration: ...and I really don't want to... ... but I need to. http://allancomic.com/304/ |
| Allan - Day 305 - Please | [[Ricky walking]]
/ Allan: Ricky! ...Ricky! / Allan: ...Ricky.
/ Ricky: WHAT. / Allan: eh-heh... / [[Allan looking awkward]] / Allan: Look, man. This... -uh- I didn't- ...well you did- uh... I didn't mean
/ Ricky: Ok. I get it... / Ricky: You can't say sorry, I get it. Oh well. / Allan: No. No Ricky. I am sorry. I just... / Allan: Just please don't tell anyone else about the strip
/ Ricky: Or what? -you'll hit me again? / [[Allan looking down and holding his head]] / Ricky: I'm going to be late. Just don't draw me anymore. / [[Ricky walks away]]
/ Allan: ...I can't do that... / [[Allan standing]] / Ricky: Whatever. http://allancomic.com/305/ |
| Allan - Day 306 - Not Mad | [[Rob standing]]
/ Allan (off-panel): Hey Rob! / Rob: Hey Hypocrite!
/ Allan: --what? / Rob: I'm just *kidding* you bastard.
/ Allan: About what. / Rob: Don't worry, I'm not mad you sonofabitch.
/ Allan: Rob... / Rob: Izzy, you idiot. You made out with Izzy.
/ Allan: Oh. / Allan: ...Well I'm sorr-
/ Rob: God dammit. I'm not mad! http://allancomic.com/306/ |
| Allan - Day 306 - Not Mad | [[Rob standing]]
/ Allan (off-panel): Hey Rob! / Rob: Hey Hypocrite!
/ Allan: --what? / Rob: I'm just *kidding* you bastard.
/ Allan: About what. / Rob: Don't worry, I'm not mad you sonofabitch.
/ Allan: Rob... / Rob: Izzy, you idiot. You made out with Izzy.
/ Allan: Oh. / Allan: ...Well I'm sorr-
/ Rob: God dammit. I'm not mad! http://allancomic.com/306/ |
| Allan - Day 307 - Prom Flashbacks | Narration: Prom is coming up soon
/ [[Allan standing]]
/ Narration: I don't have anyone to go with... / Narration: I could ask Izzy...
/ Izzy: I want you inside--
/ Narration: ...but I don't think I will... / Narration: ...I could ask Mandy...
/ Mandy: You are a horrible person.
/ Narration: ...but not only does she no longer like me... ...she'd definitely tell Jen all about it. / Narration: Maybe I will ask Izzy...
/ [[Izzy with demonic face]]
/ Narration: ...Maybe I won't go at all... http://allancomic.com/307/ |
| Allan - Day 308 - School is Cool! | Narration: Essays!
/ [[Allan with a bored expression sitting infront of a computer]] / Narration: Finals!
/ [[Allan taking a test with "Fill in the fucking blank" written at the top of it]] / Narration: Tests!
/ [[Allan taking a test with "Fill in the fucking bubbles" written on it]] / Exhaustion!
/ [[Allan laying on his bed (without his hat =O). There is a poster on the wall with a UFO on it and "I want to believe" written below it.]] http://allancomic.com/308/ |
| Allan - Day 309 - A Moment Late | Allan: Hey Stacey.
/ Stacey: Hey there! / [[Awkward (for Allan at least) silence]] / Allan: So wanna go to Pro-
/ Stacey: Oh man, this Friday I am so going to Vegas! / [[Allan looking depressed]] / Stacey: Exciting, huh?
/ Allan: Oh yeah. http://allancomic.com/309/ |
| Allan - Day 310 - Parker Prom | Narration: I was feeling pretty lonely, so I asked Izzy to the prom.
/ Allan: On one condition.
/ Narration: ...She'll be her own ticket. / Narration: What am I going to wear to it?
/ [[Two suits pictured]] / Narration: ...I know it may sound cheesy, but I want to go with the "Peter Parker" look from Spider-Man 3. / Narration: ...Maybe I'll even slap Izzy in the face?
/ [[Allan diisco-dancing]]
/ Narration: ...after doing an improv dance solo first- of course. http://allancomic.com/310/ |
| Allan - Day 310 - Parker Prom | I was feeling pretty lonely, so I asked Izzy to the prom.
/ Allan: On one condition. / She'll be buying her own ticket. / What am I going to wear to it? / I know it may sound cheesy, / but I want to go with the "Peter Parker" look from Spider-Man 3.
/ Maybe I'll even slap Izzy in the face? / ... after doing an improv dance solo first- of course. http://allancomic.com/index.php?strip_id=310 |
| Allan - Day 311 - Rob is Not Going | Allan: Rob, are you going to prom? / Rob: Allan. How long have we known each other. / [[Allan thinking]] / Allan: You're right. ...sorry I asked. http://allancomic.com/311/ |
| Allan - Day 312 - Matching Colors | Izzy: So I'm thinking blue.
/ Allan: What? / Izzy: Blue. ...for our matching colors. / Allan: We have to have matching colors?
/ Izzy: Haven't you ever been to a prom before? / Allan: No! ...have you?
/ Izzy: ...this'll be my 3rd prom! / Allan: this almost seems... ...unfair. http://allancomic.com/312/ |
| Allan - Day 312 - Matching Colors | Izzy: So I'm thinking blue.
/ Allan: What? / Izzy: Blue... for our matching colors. / Allan: We have to have matching colors?
/ Izzy: Haven't you ever been to a prom before? / Allan: No!
/ ... have you? / Izzy: ... this'll be my 3rd prom! :) / Allan: This almost seems... unfair. http://allancomic.com/index.php?strip_id=312 |
| Allan - Day 313 - Scotty's Curious | Off-Panel Voice (Parent?): Ok Allan, hold your tux up and hang it up!
/ Allan: K...
/ Parent?: Don't let Scotty shed on it!
/ Allan: Kay... / Allan: Scotty, no. / Allan: No! / [[Scotty looking up at Allan]] / Allan: Why?! Why are you only like this when I DON'T want you to be?! http://allancomic.com/313/ |
| Allan - Day 314 - The Prom | Narration: Friday
/ [[Allan looking in mirror]]
/ Allan: How you doin.
/ Narration: Prom night. / [[Allan getting his picture taken in his suit]] / [[Allan at Izzy's front door giving her a corsage]] / [[Allan and Izzy in a car]] / [[Allan handing person tickets]]
/ Allan: ...wait... ...do I even know how to dance...? http://allancomic.com/314/ |
| Allan - Day 315 - The Dance | [[Allan and Izzy dancing]]
/ Song: Drop it like its hot...! / [[Allan and Izzy dancing]]
/ Song: I like big butts!- and I...! / [[Allan and Izzy slow-dancing]]
/ Song: You have stolen... / [[Allan and everyone cheering]]
/ Song: Pool party baby... ...it was a cool party... http://allancomic.com/315/ |
| Allan - Day 315 - The Dance | (dancing at the prom)
/ Music: Drop it like its hot...! / I like big butts!- & I...! / You have stolen... / Pool party, baby...
/ ... it was a cool party... http://allancomic.com/index.php?strip_id=315 |
| Allan - Day 316 - The Ex | Rob: Allan... Jen's here.
/ Allan: Rob! You came! / Allan: I thought you didn't want to come?
/ Rob: Yeah, well... Rebecca asked me so whatever / Allan: (Who...?) / Rob: You don't know her.
/ Allan: Ah. --so Jen? / Rob: ...Over there dancing with Mandy / Allan: Hm. http://allancomic.com/316/ |
| Allan - Day 316 - The Ex | Rob: Allan... Jen's here.
/ Allan: Rob! You came! / Allan: I thought you didn't want to come?
/ Rob: Yeah, well... Rebecca asked me so whatever / Allan: (Who...?) / Rob: You don't know her.
/ Allan: Ah. --so Jen? / Rob: ...Over there dancing with Mandy / Allan: Hm. http://allancomic.com/316/ |
| Allan - Day 317 - The Kiss | Izzy: Well I had a lot of fun Allan.
/ Allan: Yeah. I had fun, too. / < http://allancomic.com/317/ |
| Allan - Day 318 - Hair Today, More Hair Tomorrow | [[Opened bathroom medicine cabinet]] / [[Allan closes medicine cabinet]] / [[Allan has thick hair]]
/ Allan: OH GOD. / Narration: I think I need a haircut... http://allancomic.com/318/ |
| Allan - Day 319 - Age of Obsession | Narration: When I was younger I was obsessed with EverQuest, which really had my mom worried.
/ Allan's Mom (off-panel): Allan you are obsessed.
/ Allan: How do you know? / Allan's Mom: ...If the first thing you think about when you wake up is "EverQuest", then you are obsessed.
/ Allan: (Shoot...) / Narration: However, every time there is a new passion I remember what my mom said...
/ Allan: (Man. I'm hungry. ...I don't want to go to school... Oh! Age of Conan!)
/ Narration: Good news: Bodily functions still come before videogames! http://allancomic.com/319/ |
| Allan - Day 319 - Age of Obsession | Narration: When I was younger I was obsessed with EverQuest, which really had my mom worried.
/ Allan's Mom (off-panel): Allan you are obsessed.
/ Allan: How do you know? / Allan's Mom: ...If the first thing you think about when you wake up is "EverQuest", then you are obsessed.
/ Allan: (Shoot...) / Narration: However, every time there is a new passion I remember what my mom said...
/ Allan: (Man. I'm hungry. ...I don't want to go to school... Oh! Age of Conan!)
/ Narration: Good news: Bodily functions still come before videogames! http://allancomic.com/319/ |
| Allan - Day 320 - Age of Addiction | Narration: I didn't go to school today.
/ [[Alarm clock is shown. It is turned off]] / Narration: I'd like to say I had a good reason...
/ Allan: No! No! He took my kill!
/ Narration: ...but really I just wanted to level up my Guardian. / Narration: ...so much for that whole "I'm not obsessed" thing.... http://allancomic.com/320/ |
| Allan - Day 320 - Age of Addiction | [[An alarm clock is shown displaying 9:42 with the alarm set to "off"]]
/ Narrator Allan: I didn't go to school today. / [[Allan is sitting in front of his monitor]]
/ Narrator Allan: I'd like to say I had a good reason...
/ Allan: No! No! He took my kill!
/ Narrator Allan: ... but really I just wanted to level up my Guardian. / Narrator Allan: ... So much for that whole "I'm not obsessed" thing... http://allancomic.com/index.php?strip_id=320 |
| Allan - Day 321 - Tell Them! | Narration: When drawing a strip...
/ [[Allan trying to draw a comic with no ideas]]
/ Narration: Sometimes it's hard to think up a good idea. So what do you do? What I do is draw a black panel first, and usually an idea comes to me / [[Person in front of computer that reads: "Making comics is hard lol -Allan Wood 5/30/08"]]
/ Person: Wow... this guy totaly gets me! / Narration: ...but if it doesn't it's always a safe bet to write about comics. Webcomic creators just eat it up... ...and webcomic readers simply nod and wait for the next "good" update. http://allancomic.com/321/ |
| Allan - Day 321 - Tell Them! | Narration: When drawing a strip...
/ [[Allan trying to draw a comic with no ideas]]
/ Narration: Sometimes it's hard to think up a good idea. So what do you do? What I do is draw a black panel first, and usually an idea comes to me / [[Person in front of computer that reads: "Making comics is hard lol -Allan Wood 5/30/08"]]
/ Person: Wow... this guy totaly gets me! / Narration: ...but if it doesn't it's always a safe bet to write about comics. Webcomic creators just eat it up... ...and webcomic readers simply nod and wait for the next "good" update. http://allancomic.com/321/ |
| Allan - Day 322 - Some Rob | I've known Rob since 4th grade.
/ ...and then the griffon flew up to me & then...
/ ...then he just stopped.
/ No way!
/ We became best friends when we discovered Everquest together. / He's always been the odd guy out, but he likes it because it makes him "unique."
/ Go and see a movie?
/ When I could just RENT IT in 6 months? / Sometimes I feel bad for him because he lives with his aunt & uncle, but he seems to like it.
/ Allan wants to take me to see Indiana Jones.
/ Why?
/ We could just RENT IT.
/ His aunt and uncle seem to enjoy him as well. / He's a little (a lot) sarcastic at times, but he is what he is! My BFF.
/ Stop making comics about me, Allan. http://allancomic.com/322/ |
| Allan - Day 323 - The Allan Show | Narration: When I was younger I watched "The Truman Show" and I really liked it.
/ Allan: Who is - oh wait! This is the guy from "The Mask"! Awesome / Narration: However, it also made me very, veeery paranoid.
/ [[Allan taking a shower]]
/ Allan: (Is... Is there a camera? ...in the shower?) / Narration: Eventually the idea that a television show was watching me 24 hours a day faded away... ...yet sometimes it still pops up in the back of my head.
/ [[Allan checking himself out in a mirror]]
/ Allan: Take it in adoring fans!
/ Narration: Usually when it does I'll just laugh... ...or I'll sit down and draw another autobiographical page in my art book. http://allancomic.com/323/ |
| Allan - Day 324 - Indiana Jones | I saw Indiana Jones the other day.
/ -The new one...
/ Allan: A FEW SPOILERS AHEAD. / ...and I enjoyed it / I liked how the Janitor from Scrubs was in it (aka Neil Flynn) for a 'lil...
/ Allan: OH MAN! That's the JANITOR from SCRUBS.
/ Crowd: SHHhh! / I didn't mind paying the 8 bucks for it, either...
/ [[Indiana Jones is in a refrigerator while an atomic bomb explodes]]
/ Indiana Jones: Weeeeeeee!! / ...Watching a man survive an atomic bomb in a refrigerator was worth the ticket price. / IMO they could've wrapped it up a bit better...
/ Indiana in Alzheimer's!
/ Indiana Jones: Eh?!
/ ...but maybe they're planning on another sequel in 20 years? http://allancomic.com/324 |
| Allan - Day 324 - Indiana Jones | Narration: I saw Indiana Jones the other day. -The new one...
/ Allan: A FEW SPOILERS AHEAD.
/ Narration: ...and I enjoyed it. / Narration: I liked how the Janitor from Scrubs was in it (aka Neil Flynn) for a 'lil...
/ Allan: OH MAN! That's the JANITOR form SCRUBS.
/ Movie goer: SHHhh! / Narration: I didn't mind paying the 8 bucks for it, either...
/ [[Nuclear explosion with fridge flying out]]
/ Fridge: Weeeeeeee!!
/ Narration: ...watching a man survive an atomic bomb in a refrigerator was worth the ticket price. / Narration: IMO they could've wrapped it up a bit better...
/ [[Old Indiana Jones]]
/ Movie: Indiana in: Alzheimer's!
/ Indiana Jones: Eh?!
/ Narration: ...but maybe they're planning on another sequel in 20 years? http://allancomic.com/324/ |
| Allan - Day 325 - Studying. More like Fuddy-Duddying. | Narration: I have finals this week in school...
/ [[Allan surrounded by word bubbles saying: "Test, Projects, Papers, Power Points, Presentations, P-word]]
/ Narration: (because it is my last week of school) ...and I dont' think I will study at all. / [[Allan deciding between Algebra 2 or Age of Conan]]
/ Allan: Hm...
/ Narration: Why? / [[Allan playing on computer]]
/ Allan: Die Stygian scum!! Let's see you cast magic with NO ARMS!
/ Narration: ...it's worked this well so far. http://allancomic.com/325/ |
| Allan - Day 326 - ZHWNUIH | [[Girl]]
/ Narration: A few weeks ago this moderately attractive girl came to my school... she was like most other girls... / [[Girl showing cleavage]]
/ Narration: ...only she wasn't wearing a shirt... ...or a bra... ...just a hoodie 1/2 way unzipped. / [[Allan taking notice]]
/ Narration: ...I could totally see all the way down her shirt. ALL THE WAY. / [[Allan smiling smugly and girl looking miffed]]
/ Narration: ...it was a good day. http://allancomic.com/326 |
| Allan - Day 326 - ZHWNUIH | A few weeks ago this moderately attractive girl came to my school... / She was like most other girls... / ...only she wasn't wearing a shirt...
/ ...or a bra...
/ ...just a hoodie 1/2 way unzipped. / Allan: !
/ ...I could totally see all the way down her shirt. ALL THE WAY. / ...it was a good day http://allancomic.com/326/ |
| Allan - Day 326 - ZHWNUIH | Narrator: A few weeks ago this moderately attractive girl came to my school...
/ She was like most other girls... / Narrator: ...only she wasn't wearing a shirt...
/ ...or a bra...
/ ...just a hoodie 1/2 way unzipped. / Allan: !
/ Narrator: I could totally see all the way down her shirt. ALL THE WAY. / Narrator: It was a good day. http://allancomic.com/index.php?strip_id=326 |
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| Allan - Day 328 - Finals are Final | Narration: My finals are pretty much final!
/ [[Allan standing]] / [[Allan still standing]]
/ Narration: (I mean they're pretty much over.) / Allan: Are you coming tomorrow?
/ Rob: No.
/ Narration: Since Thrusday's my last "real" day. / Narration: The friday isn't mandatory, but I think I'll go anyway to get my yearbook signed.
/ [[Allan looking at yearbook]]
/ Allan: Ug.
/ Narration: ...although then it (my yearbook) would be subject to tons of "i signed your crack lol!" aka. stupidity http://allancomic.com/328/ |
| Allan - Day 329 - End of the Year | Narration: Well... School's done...
/ Allan: Man. Time to sleep.
/ Narration: It was a good year... mostly. / Narration: I think I ended it on a high note.
/ Jen: ...can I sign your book...?
/ Allan: Uh. K.
/ Narration: ...minus a few awkward yearbook signatures. / [[Allan holding a final exam]]
/ Allan: a "D"?!
/ Narration: ... and a few bad grades. / Izzy: i no about ur comix
/ Allan: lol wat
/ Narration: ...and a few secrets got out I didn't want getting out... ...maybe it wasn't that great of a year... http://allancomic.com/329/ |
| Allan - Day 330 - Moving, Maybe | Narration: A day ago I found out there is a good chance that I will be moving out of Northern California.
/ Allan: You want ot move?! Why? Where? When? WHO?
/ Narration: Gotta admit: I'm not too happy about it... / Allan: I can't find ANY of my POWER RANGERS!!
/ Narration: I have only moved 1 other time in my life and I didn't like it... (I hated it in fact...) (I don't use the word "hate" too much... so when I do I mean it...) I just really don't want to leave. I dont' want to make new friends... ...from scratch... ... http://allancomic.com/330/ |
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