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| Allan - Day 362 - The Wrong Day 12 | Allan: Why did you lock us in the bathroom, Ryan?
/ Ryan: I was trying to do a good thing man. / Allan: You realize what you were "aiming for" was pretty much rape.
/ Ryan: Ha ha! Not if you yell "Surprise" first! Hah! / [[Allan looking disgusted]] / Allan: I'm walking home.
/ Ryan: Allan come on-
/ Allan: Good bye... http://allancomic.com/362/ |
| Allan - Day 363 - The Wrong Day 13 | [[Allan walking home]] / [[Allan arrives home and is standing in front of the door]] / [[Allan in his room]]
/ Allan: *Sigh* / [[Allan laying in bed. Clock reads 5:21]]
/ Allan: What an awful party... http://allancomic.com/363/ |
| Allan - Day 364 - A New Chair | Narration: Today I went to Office Depot & bought a new chair.
/ Allan: I want one with a massage built in...
/ Parent: No.
/ Allan: Aw come on-
/ Parent: No. / Narration: My old one was kinda making me slouch...
/ Parent: Allan! Dinner!
/ Allan: I... ...cant'... ...move... / Narration: Luckily this new chair seems to have given me superpowers... / Narration: Now I'm "Atomic Allan". My superpowers include perfect posture. ...and comfort. http://allancomic.com/364/ |
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| Allan - Day 366 - A Band | Lately I've been trying to come up with a name for my band.
/ [[Allan sits with a pencil looking frustrated.]]
/ Allan: "Bird Eagle"? "Wheel Museum"? "Keyboard Lion"?
/ Note: I call everything I make "Allan" & am tired of that. / I had one I though was going to work wel...
/ "Me and What Army?"
/ (because it's a solo project, get it?)
/ [[Allan makes a happy face complete with "SUCCESS!" hands.]]
/ Allan: OH MAN! Myspace Music here I come!!
/ But some dude won't let me use it. / (I don't think he even makes music...) / Anyway.
/ ... back to the drawing board.
/ [[Allan looks forlorn]]
/ Allan: Well I guess I have to change my logo. Again.
/ Literally. http://allancomic.com/366/ |
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| Allan - Day 370 - Uh... Stacey? | [[allan lying in bed]]
/ allan/narrator: last night I was thinking about stacey / [[allan lying in bed]] / [[allan lying in bed
/ allan/narrator: man...
/ allan/ narrator: ...she was weird. http://allancomic.com/370/ |
| Allan - Day 370 - Uh... Stacey? | Allan: Last night I was thinking about Stacey... / Man... / She was weird.... http://allancomic.com/index.php?strip_id=370 |
| Allan - Day 371 - Diary 1 | I have been thinking a lot about my life lately. / I constantly feel alone, even though there are so many people I could call... / There's one girl who I think still loves me, / and another who would do anything for me, / yet here I am, missing updates to my comic which is actually becoming somewhat successful as a way of making myself feel even lonlier. / I've read in so many different places "live your life now & never wait for good things to happen"... / ...yet I can' help feeling like nothing good is going to happen until this move happens... http://allancomic.com/371/ |
| Allan - Day 371 - Diary 1 | I have been thinking a lot about my life lately. / I constantly feel alone, even though there are so many people I could call... / There's one girl who I think still loves me, and another who would do anything for me, yet here I am, missing updates to my comic which is actually becoming somewhat successful as a way of making myself feel even lonelier. / I've read in so many different places "live your life now & never wair for good things to happen"... / ...Yet I can't help feeling like nothing food is going to happen until this move happens.... http://allancomic.com/index.php?strip_id=371 |
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| Allan - Day 379 - Moving (Now) | Narrator: Well I'm back from Comic Con and pretty much: we are moving now. (That is why it took me 2 days to make a comic.)
/ Mom: Hi Allan welcome home!
/ Allan: Hi mom, it was-
/ Mom: START PACKIN'!! / Narrator: We are loading boxes into the car now. (I am lucky I even got this strip up.) / Narrator: I would've asked for guest comics but I didn't have enough time to prepare for that.
/ Allan: hopefully people won't forget me... / Narrator: You guys might have to deal with sporadic updates for a little while...Hopefully my computer will be the last thing we pack. http://allancomic.com/379/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://allancomic.com/380/">http://allancomic.com/380/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Allan - Day 381 - That About Sums It Up | Allan: Ug. This is Redlands? I hate it. / Allan: Ug...that's my school? Awful. / Allan: This is our street? Ug. Can you sat CRAP?! / Mom/Dad: Here's our house. Anything else you want to add? / Allan: Wow. http://allancomic.com/381/ |
| Allan - Day 382 - I Awake | [[Everything is pitch black]]
/ Narrator: I awake to darkness. This is not my home. / Narrator: Where am I? This seems so unfamiliar...I feel sick. / Narrator: I...I think I need to throw up. I think I'm going to vomit. / [[Allan is laying in bed. No more darkness.]]
/ Narrator: I awake to morning. http://allancomic.com/382/ |
| Allan - Day 383 - Oh--Wait | [[Alan is sitting in front of the computer]]
/ Narrator/Alan; Today is going to be a busy day...
/ My parents should be getting back to Sacramento with everything we didn't getthe first time.
/ Then we'll get to "finish" moving...
/ Alan: DIE You argonian scum!! {small text: Haha!} http://allancomic.com/383/ |
| Allan - Day 384 - Drunk On Cheese | [[Allan is thinking throughout the whole strip]]
/ Allan: Why aren't my parents back...? They should be back now. / Allan: What if they got in a car accident? Jesus...don't think like that...but... / Allan: Why hasn't anyone called me yet? / [[Allan's eyes look concerned. There are no more thought bubbles]] / [[Allan looks at a Pizza Hut ad thing with it's number on it]]
/ allan: Jeez. I need pizza. http://allancomic.com/384/ |
| Allan - Day 385 - The Parents Return | < http://allancomic.com/385/ |
| Allan - Day 386 - Unpacking | [[Allan's body is half inside of a box]]
/ Narrator: Unpacking boxes.
/ Allan: Dammit. Where did I put my toothbrush.
/ Narrator: Be back soon. http://allancomic.com/386/ |
| Allan - Day 387 - The Move Is Done | Narrator: Well...we're "done..."
/ Allan: Ok. Time to sleep forever.
/ Narrator: Gone from the other house like it never existed. / [[Heads of Rob, Ryan, and Izzy are seen]]
/ Narrator: Never going back. Probably won't see any of my old friends anymore...
/ Rob: You are awful.
/ Ryan: Wanna have sex with my girlfriend?
/ Izzy: I want you...inside me... / Narrator: ...For some reason that doesn't bother me as much as I thought it would.... http://allancomic.com/387/ |
| Allan - Day 387 - The Move Is Done | Narrator: Well...we're "done..."
/ Allan: Ok. Time to sleep forever.
/ Narrator: Gone from the other house like it never existed. / [[Heads of Rob, Ryan, and Izzy are seen]]
/ Narrator: Never going back. Probably won't see any of my old friends anymore...
/ Rob: You are awful.
/ Ryan: Wanna have sex with my girlfriend?
/ Izzy: I want you...inside me... / Narrator: ...For some reason that doesn't bother me as much as I thought it would.... http://allancomic.com/387/ |
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| Allan - Day 389 - Where's the Fun in Peace? | Mom/Dad: Allan, what do you want for your birthday...?
/ Allan: Hm. Peace on Earth. / Mom/Dad: Well what if I can't get-
/ Allan: SHHH! / Allan: I am watching DIE HARD. http://allancomic.com/389/ |
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