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Allan - Day 395 - HOW DARE-- DAMMIT. Allan: Hello? / Man on Phone: Hello is Mr. Wood there? / Allan: No he's not can I take a- / Man on Phone:<<*Clik*>> / [[Man hangs up on Allan]] / [[Allan has his upset face on]] / Allan: DID YOU JUST HANG UP ON ME?! YOU DID NOT JUST HANG UP ON- / Phone: <> / [[Allan has his even more intense upset face]] / Allan: ...I see how it is...dick. / Narrator: 4 hours later... / Allan: GOD WHAT A DICK!!
http://allancomic.com/395/
Allan - Day 395 - HOW DARE-- DAMMIT. Allan: Hello? / Man on Phone: Hello is Mr. Wood there? / Allan: No he's not can I take a- / Man on Phone:<<*Clik*>> / [[Man hangs up on Allan]] / [[Allan has his upset face on]] / Allan: DID YOU JUST HANG UP ON ME?! YOU DID NOT JUST HANG UP ON- / Phone: <> / [[Allan has his even more intense upset face]] / Allan: ...I see how it is...dick. / Narrator: 4 hours later... / Allan: GOD WHAT A DICK!!
http://allancomic.com/395/
Allan - Day 395 - HOW DARE-- DAMMIT. Allan: Hello? / Phone: Hello is Mr. Wood there? / Allan: No he's not can I take a- / Phone: *clik* / Allan: DID YOU JUST HANG UP ON ME!? YOU DID NOT JUST HANG UP ON / Phone: BEEP BEEP BEEP!! / Allan: ...I see how it is. / ...dick. / [[4 Hours Later]] / Allan: GOD WHAT A DICK!!
http://allancomic.com/index.php?strip_id=395
Allan - Day 396 - Talking to WHAT?! Narration: I have this rule... / [[A stern look from Allan]] / Allan: ONE RULE! / Narration: This rule i try to live by... / Narration: When I go to a new area, be it a school or city, I need to make new friends within 14 days. / Narration: That being the case tomorrow I am doing something durastic... (spelling on durastic Allan? :P) / [[Allan looks across to other persons desk with an enthusiastic grin. Allan is clutching a book, stranger is drawing.]] / Allan: Oh you draw? Hey look I draw, too. / Narration: I am talking to people.
http://allancomic.com/396/
Allan - Day 397 - GOOOOOOOOAL! [[Allan is looking at a guy to his right]] / Allan: Hey. / Other Guy: Sup. / [[Allan smiles with the words Mission Accomplished above him]]
http://allancomic.com/397/
Allan - Day 398 - Brutal Sarcasm Narration: Today was the first day I actually missed my friends... / Allan: Fu- / [[Allan looking angst]] / Narration: The first day I really felt alone. / Narration: Sure I have some people I know at this new school. / [[Nick and Allan not looking at each other]] / Allan: So what's your name? / Nick: Nick. You? / Allan: Allan. / Nick: K. / Narration: ...but when I'm not being brutally assaulted with sarcasm where is the love??
http://allancomic.com/398/
Allan - Day 398 - Brutal Sarcasm {{comic title: Brutal Sarcasm}} / Narrator: Today was the first day I actually missed my friends... / Allan: fu-- / Narrator: The first day I really felt alone. / Narrator: Sure I have some people I know at this new school... / Allan: So what's your name? / Nick: Nick. You? / Allan: Allan. / Nick: k. / Narrator: ...but when I'm not being brutally assaulted with sarcasm where is the love??
http://allancomic.com/index.php?strip_id=398
Allan - Day 399 - That's What SHE Said Allan (Thought Bubble): Ask that girl out. No, ask that girl out. What about that girl?...That girl is kind of cute. / Allan (Thought Bubble): This girl is sitting next to me. That means she likes me. I should ask her out... / Allan: Why is this so hard...? / Girl: That's what she said! / [[Allan looks up]] / Allan: ...What are you doing for lunch?
http://allancomic.com/399/
 
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Allan - Day 401 - Least I Can Do [[allan in bed]] / narator/allan: today is one of those days where I amsupposed to get up early... / allan: early bird gets the worm / narator/allan: because there are boxes to unpack. / [[allan looking sad, holding a book title "book o' work"]] / narator/allan: of course I have the best excuse in the world right now in the book not to help... / allan: I can't... / allan: ... I have homework / allan/narrator: ...but I think I will help anyway. / allan/narrator: "least I can do" etc.
http://allancomic.com/401/
Allan - Day 401 - Least I Can Do [[allan in bed]] / narator/allan: today is one of those days where I amsupposed to get up early... / allan: early bird gets the worm / narator/allan: because there are boxes to unpack. / [[allan looking sad, holding a book title "book o' work"]] / narator/allan: of course I have the best excuse in the world right now in the book not to help... / allan: I can't... / allan: ... I have homework / allan/narrator: ...but I think I will help anyway. / allan/narrator: "least I can do" etc.
http://allancomic.com/401/
Allan - Day 401 - Least I Can Do Narrator: Today is one of those days where I am supposed to wake up early... / Allan: Early bird catches the worm!! / Narrator: Because there are boxes to unpack. / Narrator: Of course, I have the best excuse in the book right now not to help... / Allan: I can't... / ...I have homework. / Narrator: ...but I think I will help anyway. / "Least I can do," etc.
http://allancomic.com/index.php?strip_id=401
Allan - Day 402 - Tropic Thunder Narrator: Last night, after I unpacked a bunch of boxes, My family & I headed out to the theatre to celebrate "what great work we'd done." / Off-screen parent: What good movies are in theaters? / Allan: Meh. / Narrator: We saw Tropic Thunder. It was good; better than expected. Loved the cast & the plot wasn't bad. Also loved all the awkward humor. / Movie: I'm just like a little boy; playing with his dick when he's nervous. / Allan: Hahaha! / Narrator: Looking around after the movie, though, made me pretty jealous. / [[Allan, amidst a crowd]] / Allan: Look at all those attractive people. Those couples. / Narrator: Just look at all those attractive couples.
http://allancomic.com/402/
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Allan - Day 413 - In The Couch Hm / ...no... / Dammit. / Where the HELL is my Sketchbook??
http://allancomic.com/413/
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Allan - Day 417 - Time For a New Plan {{Title: Time For a New Plan}} / [[Allan is drawing]] / Narration: Lately I've been taking my comics more seriously. / Allan: Now, would I REALLY say this or would I just THINK it...? / Narration: I actually want to succeed with them. / Narration: I want to go places with them. / Narration: I have devised a few plans on how to do this: / [[a piece of paper, with writing on it:]] / Paper: STEP 1: Wait to become FAMOUS!! / Paper: STEP 2: Profit!! / [[Allan stares at paper, smiling]] / [[Allan looks into space, still smiling]] / [[Allan continues to stare into space and smile]] / [[Allan looks down, his expression now neutral]] / [[Looking at the paper, Allan frowns]] / Allan: Dammit. / Narration: I think I need to rework some things.
http://allancomic.com/417/
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Allan - Day 419 - Lactose Intolerant {{Title: Lactose Intolerant}} / Allan's Parents, Off Panel: Allan. Do you want us to pick you up a milkshake from DQ? / [[Allan looks down]] / Allan:*sigh* / Allan: ...no... / Allan: ...I guess not.... / Narration: Being Lactose Intolerant SUCKS.
http://allancomic.com/419/
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Allan - Day 421 - Are You Looking at Me? [[Alan looking at guy in background talking to another guy]] / Alan thinks to himself: Is that guy looking at me? / Did he read my comic about him? / This is drivingme crazy. / [[Alan looking at guy in background talking to another guy]] / [[Alan looking at guy with a ezplanation piont above his head, Guy now looking back at Alan ]] / [[Guy stil staring at alan, Alan is turned around facing the reader]] / Alan thinks to himself: Abort. / Abort / Abort. / Last abort is underlined
http://allancomic.com/421/
 
Allan - Day 422 - What--? Sometimes I talk to Jen on AIM. / [[AIM]] / Jen:Hi / Allan:Hey / Jen:How are you? / Allan:Good... / Allan:You? / Jen:Good. / Allan:Cool. / Usually they are awkward conversations. / Last night was different, though. / Jen:ALLAN!!! / Allan:Hey there / Jen:I am soooo drunk!! lol / Allan: :p / Jen:Allan u r 2 cute!! / Allan:Am I?? / Jen:u r so hot!! I miss u so much. / Allan: :o / Jen:So tire! going to bed! ttyl <3 / [[Allan is about to send "Uh bye..."]] / Computer:"Jen has logged off. / [[Allan is sad]]
http://allancomic.com/422/
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