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| Allan - Day 430 - Status Quo 1 | Last night I told myself I was going to make some "friends" even if it killed me.
/ [[Allan is lifting weights to get muscles]]
/ Allan:LET'S DO THIIIIIISS!! / The next day, after a totally intense workout...
/ [[There is a gap between two guys]] / [[Guy, gap, guy]]
/ [[Allan goes into the gap]]
/ [[Guy, Allan, guy]]
/ I am FUCKING UP that status quo. http://allancomic.com/430/ |
| Allan - Day 431 - Status Quo 2 | [[In class, with some guy watching Allan]] / Guy:Hey, you drawing?
/ Allan:HUH WHAT?! / [[Nervous Allan]]
/ [[gaining confidence]] / Allan:...I mean, yes. Yes I draw. You might even call me a..."draw-er"...Here. Look.
/ Guy:Cool! http://allancomic.com/431/ |
| Allan - Day 432 - Status Quo 3-The "What"? | Allan:Hey Nick.
/ Nick:Sup. / Allan:Nick this is Alejandro.
/ Nick:Sup Alex.
/ Alejandro:Hi. / [[nothing happens]] / Allan:So... / Allan:How do you guys feel about The Office?
/ Alex:The "What"?
/ Nick:Huh? http://allancomic.com/432/ |
| Allan - Day 433 - Status Quo 4-Steve Carell | Allan:You know. The show. It has Steve Carell in it. / [[Nick&Alex: :l ]] / Allan:He was the 40-year-old-virgin. Anchorman? Brick? / [[Nick&Alex: :l ]] / Allan:< http://allancomic.com/433/ |
| Allan - Day 434 - Status Quo 5-Old friends | [[Awkward moments]]
/ I miss my old friends. http://allancomic.com/434/ |
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| Allan - Day 442 - Chelsea | The other day I saw the most beautiful girl in the entire world (no joke)... / My mom & I were parked at a gas station when she pulled up in a beat-up, red Geo wearing a wife beater. / She stopped at a stop-light for roughly 20 seconds... / She looked like the kind of girl I'd respect & then kiss a lot / ... Then she drove away. / I will never see her again. http://allancomic.com/442/ |
| Allan - Day 443 - A Turn? | I think this is somewhat normal...:
/ [[Allan, looking haggard without his hat and with some manly stubble, regards his reflection]]
/ Allan: Ugh. I haven't showered or shaved all weekend...
/ When I am not dating anyone I usually take worse care of myself than compared to when I am. / Good news though- / With that in mind, I have both showered & shaved tonight. / ;) http://allancomic.com/443/ |
| Allan - Day 443 - A Turn? | Narrator: I think this is somewhat normal...:
/ Allan: Ugh. I haven't showered or shaved all weekend...
/ Narrator: When I am not dating anyone I usually take worse care of myself than compared to when I am. / Narrator: Good news though-- / Narrator: With that in mind, I have both showered & shaved tonight. / Narrator: ;) http://allancomic.com/index.php?strip_id=443 |
| Allan - Day 444 - Chivalry Shtick | I was talking to a girl the other day...
/ [[Clouds in the sky]]
/ ... she was complaining about how she is alwas being hit on. / [[Pretty girl with impressive cleavage looks unhappy in front of some buildings and perhaps a bush]]
/ Girl: And, like, guys are always, like, telling me how beautiful I am and, like, how much they, like, wanna, like, date me. I'm just, like, sick of it. / [[Allan looks incredibly annoyed, complete with Bulgy Eyes of Irritation]] / I will gladly take some of those "being hit-ons" by members of the opposite sex if she's had her fill. / No, really. http://allancomic.com/444/ |
| Allan - Day 445 - A Date | I had a date with this girl / We were going to go to lunch & then back to my place to play GHIV
/ [[Girl is on the microphone in a dream bubble]]
/ Girl: Oh Allan what a delightful idea this was! I LOVE playing "Hot for "Teacher" after tea...!
/ Allan: Me too! / Of course, then my ride fell through.
/ Luckily I got another one.
/ However it was laready 3 pm & this girl seemed to be getting cold feet...
/ so this was the rest of my evening:
/ [[Allan sits with chips and a remote]]
/ Allan: ... this will probably make a good comic... http://allancomic.com/445/ |
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| Allan - Day 447 - Zoloft | Narrator: I think I'm depressed... ...like clinically. I don't know why I'm depressed...
/ Allan: Life is good...!
/ Narrator: I have nothing to be depressed about... But everything in my life seems so unimportant. School. Friends. Art. Games. I don't know if I need a girlfriend or a hug. But something needs to happen... http://allancomic.com/447/ |
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| Allan - Day 455 - Lack of Direction | [[Allan looks sad]] / [[A floating ghost-type thing with vaguely heart shaped eyes (Lack of Direction) floats up to sad Allan]] / [[Allan talks to Lack of Direction]]
/ Allan: Oh. Hey, Depression. Back so soon? / [[Only top of Lack of Direction's head is visible]]
/ Lack of Direction: Allan, I am not Depression... I am simply your lack of direction... Because of me you feel unmotivated- you're slacking in school... starting projects & then losing interest... ... I am the reason you think you are depressed. / [[Allan looks perplexed]]
/ Allan: I don't understand... / [[Allan and Lack of Direction way zoomed out]]
/ Lack of Direction: You are a dude who likes instant gratification, Allan... You set up websites super fast & also new projects so you can get feedback NOW. Allan, you don't see your future now, so your motivation is slowly drifting away. / [[Allan looks angry]]
/ Allan: So then... you are Lack of Direction & not Depression?...
/ Lack of Direction: Yep.
/ Allan: Well then why don't you get outta here?! / [[Lack of Direction looks sheepsih]]
/ Lack of Direction: I... / [[Close up of Lack of Direction looking distraught]]
/ Lack of Direction: ... I don't know WHERE TO GO!! / [[Allan pulls an extremely disturbing face]] http://allancomic.com/455/ |
| Allan - Day 455 - Lack of Direction | Oh. Hey Depression. Back so soon? / Allan, I am not Depression... I am simply your lack of direction... Because of me you feel unmotivated- you're slacking in school... Starting projects & then losing interest... ...I am the reason you think you are depressed. / I don't understand... / You are a dude who likes instant gratification Allan... You set up websites super fast & also new projects so you can get feed back NOW. Allan, you don't see your future now, so your motivation is slowly drifting away. / So then... you are Lack of Direction & not Depression?...
/ Yep
/ Well then why don't you get outta here?! / I... / ...I don't know WHERE TO GO!! http://allancomic.com/index.php?strip_id=455 |
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