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| Allan - Day 493 - Feels good, man... | [[mountain shown]] / So how do you feel about sex? / um. / Good?
/ I mean
/ it feels good-
/ -err-
/ I mean I feel good-
/ about it? / Interesting... / [[Allan blushes]] http://allancomic.com/493/ |
| Allan - Day 494 - 4chan Causes Awkwardness | Teacher: Now class... what do you think of when you see this image...? / Teacher: Yes Allan / Allan: Combo Breaker! / Classmate 1: combo breaker?
/ Classmate 2: what?
/ Classmate 3: what did he say?
/ Classmate 4: combo?
/ Classmate 5: what's broken?
/ Classmate 6: why'd he say that?
/ Classmate 7: huh? / / Narrater: God DAMN you, 4chan. http://allancomic.com/494/ |
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| Allan - Day 501 - D.A.R.E. | Allan Narrating: I think I have solved my sleeping problem...
/ [[Allan holding up a bottle of Nyquil]]
/ Allan: ... ... So how many doses of this can I take without dying?
/ Allan Narrating: Hint: Drugs! http://allancomic.com/501/ |
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| Allan - Day 504 - Valentimes 1 | Allan: *narrating* Yesterday
/ Allan: So... tomorrow let's go bowling or something...! / [[Ashley looks distinctly unimpressed]] / Allan: What?! Don't look at me like that-- it's not for Valentine's Day, I was gunna ask you even if it wasn't Valentine's tomorrow! / [[Ashley looks at Allan quizically]] / Allan: Okay-- I know that doesn't make much sense... Still, let's go tomorrow & completely forget about V-day...? / [[Ashley thinks about it]] / Ashley: 'k! / Allan: *thinking* -wait-- Do I buy her flowers now, or what... / Allan: *narrating* ... shit. http://allancomic.com/504/ |
| Allan - Day 503 - Sticky Notes! (Also Valentine's Day) | [[Narrative Box.]]
/ Narrator: Today's comic is drawn on sticky notes!
/ [[Allan sits beside a wall plastered with sticky notes.]]
/ Allan: This is a great idea!
/ [[Narrative Box.]]
/ Narrator: Tiny post-its! / [[Narrative Box.]]
/ Narrator: Anyway, tomorrow is Valentine's day & I am confused...
/ [[Close-up of a smiling Allan.]]
/ Allan: So Ashley! / [[Allan looks lecherously at Ashley.]]
/ Allan: Valentine's day, huh? huuuuh... ?? / [[Ashley looks unimpressed.]]
/ Ashley: Pft. Valentine's day is dumb. ... & a waste of money. / [[Allan looks ahead angrily.]] / [[Narrative box.]]
/ Narrator: ... well shit. http://allancomic.com/index.php?strip_id=504 |
| Allan - Day 505 - Valentimes 2 | Allan: *narrating* Valentine's Day:
/ Allan: Mom, what would you get a girl who says she hates Valentine's Day? Anything? / Allan's Mom: Probably flowers & chocolates. Maybe a card, too. / Allan: I don't understand...?
/ Allan's Mom: Well, she is a girl, right?
/ Allan: Yeah... / Allan's Mom: Well there you go. http://allancomic.com/505/ |
| Allan - Day 504 - Valentimes 1 | [[Narrative Box]]
/ Narrator: Yesterday
/ [[Allan speaks to Ashley with a smile on his face.]]
/ Allan: So... tomorrow let's go bowling or something...! / [[Ashley looks unimpressed.]] / [[Allan attempts to dig himself out of a hole and has a patient, let-me-explain look on his face.]]
/ Allan: What? Don't look at me like that -- it's not for Valentine's day. I was gunna ask even if it wasn't Valentine's tomorrow! / [[Ashley looks unimpressed.]] / [[Allan looks slightly forlorn.]]
/ Allan: Okay -- I know that doesn't make much sense... Still, let's go tomorrow & completely forget about V-day...? / [[Ashley looks neutrally at Allan.]] / [[Ashley, who stands in front of a chain-link fence and tree, smiles and looks happy.]]
/ Ashley: 'k! / [[Allan looks down with a troubled brow.]]
/ Allan's thoughts: -- wait -- Do I buy her flowers now, or what... http://allancomic.com/index.php?strip_id=505 |
| Allan - Day 506 - Valentimes 3 | Allan: *narrating: Valentine's Day:
/ Allan: *narrating* The bowling alley:
/ Allan: Hay hay hay...!
/ Ashley: Hiiiiii...! / Allan: I got you something... / [[Ashley looks annoyed]] / Allan: ... cutie. / [[Ashley looks very cross]] / Allan: *holds up bowling shoes* ... you're a size 7, right? / [[Ashley smiles]] http://allancomic.com/506/ |
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| Allan - Day 511 - On His Face | Dammit Allan.
/ I am cranky because I haven't gotten any sex lately.... / Dave what about, just....
/ y'know
/ masturbating? / ALLAN I HAVE A ROOMMATE THAT IS GROSS. / Well then maybe wait 'till he is asleep-
/ He is asleep.
/ ...and then just... / just...
/ just cum on his face. http://allancomic.com/511/ |
| Allan - Day 511 - On His Face | Dammit Allan.
/ I am cranky because I haven't gotten any sex lately.... / Dave what about, just....
/ y'know
/ masturbating? / ALLAN I HAVE A ROOMMATE THAT IS GROSS. / Well then maybe wait 'till he is asleep-
/ He is asleep.
/ ...and then just... / just...
/ just cum on his face. http://allancomic.com/511/ |
| Allan - Day 512 - Valentimes 8 | [[Allan looks hurt]]
/ Ashley: Allan - I'm -
/ Allan: No! Don't, Ashley! It's too painful!! / [[Ashley looks confused, Allan sobs]]
/ Ashley: I - What? / [[Allan looks furious]]
/ Allan: You HAD to bring up those old
/ Allan: painful
/ Allan: memories!
/ Allan: DIDN'T YOU?! / [[Ashley is non-plussed]]
/ Ashley: Uh-
/ Allan{{off-panel}}: lol / [[Allan smiles]]
/ Allan: jk. / [[Allan and Ashley appear as stick-figures]]
/ Ashley: let's make out now
/ Allan: fine, ok / [[Allan and Ashley make out with glazed-over eyes and wildly flailing tongues]]
/ <<...makeoutmakeoutmakeout...>> http://allancomic.com/512/ |
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