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Allan - Day 530 - Ohio 8 {{10:22am}} / [[Allan is in bed, appears to be crying, suitcase is next to bed, clothes are all over floor]] / Narration: Today is the day that I am leaving back to California... / Mother: Allan! Ready for the plane? / Naration: ... it's gunna be a loong day. / {{11:15 am}} / [[Allan standing in frame, no background]] / Mother: We need to be out of here by 12. / Allan: I'm ready now. / Mother: Do you have all your stuff packed & ready? / [[Allan standing in frame, mouth corners drawn down]] / Allan: Oh. No. I forgot about that part. / {{12:10 pm}} / Allan: I thought we had to be out of here by 12? / Mother: Na. 1. / Allan: {{Thought bubbles}} Dammit. I could've slept in another hour. / [[Allan frowns]] / {{1 PM}} / Narration: Driving in the car. / <> / [[Car driving on road]] / Narration: All of Akron looks like Podunk. / Allan: {{Thought bubble}} Why is every building one story tall? / [[Allan looking out window at identical buildings. Allan's hat is the only part of him visible]] / {{2:15 pm}} / Narration: What a nice, famliar airport.... / [[Metal detector with Allan standing beside it]] / <> / Allan: Uh. / Security: Don't worry. That wasn't you! / [[Thumbs up and smile from security guard]] / Narration: & such nice security! / Allan: Well we have to wait an hour. / [[Allan looks dismayed]] / Narration: My mom thought our flight was at 3. / {{3:44}} / Narration: Hell yeah... / [[Allan wearing extremely cool sunglasses]] / Allan: 'sup / Narration: Wearin' sunglasses insiiiiide... / [[Guy with a tie looks at Allan weird as the guy walks past.]] / {{4:42 pm - on the plane}} / Narration: I'm totally gunna watch a movie. / Allan: I think I'm gonna order a movie. / Mother: K. / Allan: You know what looks good? A movie about a dude who invented.
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Allan - Day 531 - Back in Action It's been about 2 weeks since I went to Ohio. / Some things have changed... / ... most things have not. / [[Allan studies a can of Dr. Pepper]] / Allan: Dr. Pepper is still good... / Allan: This must be somehow symbolic.... / I expected to cry some time after... / y'nkow... / once it "sunk in"... / [[Allan shaped statue]] / Unfortunately I've been like this the whole time. / Regardless, now that I'm back & done with the "Ohio" storyline I can get everything back to normal. / [[Allan very excitedly holds a dandelion]] / Allan: These dandelions are amazing. / Feels good to be back.
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Allan - Day 531 - Back in Action It's been about 2 weeks since I went to Ohio. / Some things have changed... / ... most things have not. / [[Allan studies a can of Dr. Pepper]] / Allan: Dr. Pepper is still good... / Allan: This must be somehow symbolic.... / I expected to cry some time after... / y'nkow... / once it "sunk in"... / [[Allan shaped statue]] / Unfortunately I've been like this the whole time. / Regardless, now that I'm back & done with the "Ohio" storyline I can get everything back to normal. / [[Allan very excitedly holds a dandelion]] / Allan: These dandelions are amazing. / Feels good to be back.
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Allan - Day 532 - John/Joel Today I skipped school! / but here's the kicker: / my parents were ok with it! / [[Allan gives a thumps up with a sly grin]] / Allan: Totally not going to school tomorrow! / Parents: We know. / Allan: No, serious. Not going. / Parents: We KNOW. / We went to a Billy Joel/Elton John concert! / (the tickets were and xmas present from my dad) / [[Allan looks kinda less than thrilled]] / Allan: Cool... thanks! So when's the con- / Dad: March 30th / Allan: Well, Merry Christmas to me! / We had a good time- / [[Billy Joel's dad addresses the audience]] / Billy Joel's Dad: Hi, I'm Billy Joel's dad... Billy's out geting his hair styled. / - Personally, I liked Billy better, but Elton was terrific, too. / So. / In summary: / Good times.
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Allan - Day 532 - John/Joel Today I skipped school! / but here's the kicker: / my parents were ok with it! / [[Allan gives a thumps up with a sly grin]] / Allan: Totally not going to school tomorrow! / Parents: We know. / Allan: No, serious. Not going. / Parents: We KNOW. / We went to a Billy Joel/Elton John concert! / (the tickets were and xmas present from my dad) / [[Allan looks kinda less than thrilled]] / Allan: Cool... thanks! So when's the con- / Dad: March 30th / Allan: Well, Merry Christmas to me! / We had a good time- / [[Billy Joel's dad addresses the audience]] / Billy Joel's Dad: Hi, I'm Billy Joel's dad... Billy's out geting his hair styled. / - Personally, I liked Billy better, but Elton was terrific, too. / So. / In summary: / Good times.
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Allan - Day 533 - A New Beginning I've decided to turn my comic experimental
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Allan - Day 534 - A Few Things Different Lately, I've been doing a couple things different... / ...the first, most notable difference, is I have been spending a lot of my freetime working on my RPG... / (which I will explain better in an upcoming strip) / Allan: FIVE OUT OF SIX HITS!! / ROLL TO DODGE!! / OH SHIT YOU GOT A 2!! / OH SHIT I GOT A ONE?! / Another this is I have been hanging out with Nick more... / Nick: Dide... Michael QUIT?! / How can he QUIT?? / Allan: he / he / I got him hooked on THE OFFICE & he's never been more fun to talk to!
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Allan - Day 535 - Greg House Narrator: I've recently become obsessed with watching House (MD) / Mom or Dad: Allan... anna eat dinner with us? / Allan: Eh. I would but Greg wants to insult some people for me! / Narrator: I try to watch it with EVERY MEAL / Narrator: Lately I've even been watching it while drawing my strip / Narrator: The problem is this. / Narrator: The show gets a little repetitive after a while... / Allan: Oh. House didn't get it right the first time. Surpriiiiiise...
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Allan - Day 536 - Taco Bell Man I've done a pretty good job breaking ties with everyone from the whole "Ashley" fiasco. / ...maybe "fiasco" is a little hars...? / Allan:(thinking):Don't talk to me don't talk to me don't talk to me don't talk to me don't talk... / [[Ashley and her friend are walking in the back round]] / I've also found a pretty cool friend in Neck(who recently got into the office). / I guess I've made some sacrifices, though... / Nick:You wanna hit Del Taco after this? / Allan:Hell ye-ah, boyeee! / ...I'm more of a Taco Bell man myself.
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Allan - Day 537 - Rivalry I've created my own RPG over the past month or so... / ... it's called Rivalry / [[Nude tattooed people run at a screaming teenager]] / Teen: You are attacked by COMPLETELY NUDE TRIBALS!! / (it is a lot of fun) / It's actually something I've been working on, on &off, for a good two years. / [[Allan excitedly talks to a bored Rob]] / Allan: So there's the Balnorians & the Yalekians who are at war! / Rob: Uh huh. I don't care. / We play it in an IRC room where I am the GM... / And that is... / ...well... / ...fun. / [[Two game characters gesture angrily.]] / Allan: THE FINAL WEAK MOB COLLECTS ALL THE DUST OF HIS FALLEN BRETHREN & INCREASES IN STATURE BY 100!! / Character 1: WHAT?! / Character 2: SHIIIIIII
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Allan - Day 538 - Taco Bell! [[Super excited Allan]] / Nick: Wanna head to Del Taco? / Allan: HELLLL YEE-AH! / In the car: / [[Nick drives as Allan's face lights up.]] / Nick: Whoa... I think that's a Taco Bell! / Allan: TACO BELL?! / At Taco Bell: / [[Allan happily considers his Crunchwrap Supreme]] / Allan: Crunchwrap Supreme / [[Nick drives a satisfied Allan]] / Nick: Dude, we should meet my friend at ARCO. / Allan: K, cool. / [[Nick gets a sly look]] / Nick: You two should totally date. / Allan: Well... beggers can't be choosers, I guess!
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Allan - Day 538 - Taco Bell! [[Super excited Allan]] / Nick: Wanna head to Del Taco? / Allan: HELLLL YEE-AH! / In the car: / [[Nick drives as Allan's face lights up.]] / Nick: Whoa... I think that's a Taco Bell! / Allan: TACO BELL?! / At Taco Bell: / [[Allan happily considers his Crunchwrap Supreme]] / Allan: Crunchwrap Supreme / [[Nick drives a satisfied Allan]] / Nick: Dude, we should meet my friend at ARCO. / Allan: K, cool. / [[Nick gets a sly look]] / Nick: You two should totally date. / Allan: Well... beggers can't be choosers, I guess!
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Allan - Day 539 - Comics About Life I WAS UP UNTIL 6 AM LAST NIGHT WRITING AN ENGLISH PAPER. / AND TOMORROW I HAVE TO WAKE UP EARLY & GO TO THE DOCTORS. / [[Allan stands]] / Allan: LOL LIFE, RITE? / SORRY ABOUT THIS CRAPPY STRIP. / LIFE GETS IN THE WAY OF MAKING COMICS SOMETIMES.
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Allan - Day 539 - Comics About Life I WAS UP UNTIL 6 AM LAST NIGHT WRITING AN ENGLISH PAPER. / AND TOMORROW I HAVE TO WAKE UP EARLY & GO TO THE DOCTORS. / [[Allan stands]] / Allan: LOL LIFE, RITE? / SORRY ABOUT THIS CRAPPY STRIP. / LIFE GETS IN THE WAY OF MAKING COMICS SOMETIMES.
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Allan - Day 543 - The Last Tree [[A tree sitting in a yard with a black background]] / Narrator: At my old house in Cali. I had a tree in my front yard... / Narrator: A short, curved tree, ideal for climbing. / [[Allan standing in front of tree with stairs]] / Narrator: We installed "Stairs" on it for easier access to our "Fort". / Allan: Now we can get up there easy! / [[Wide angle scene with a silhouette of Allan sitting on a branch high up in the tree]] / Narrator: I would stay up on a branch for hours -- sometimes all day-- & while I was up there... / Narrator: I was the bravest person in the world. / [[Winds blowing in an empty panel, except for narration]] / Narrator: One day / Narrator: at school / Narrator: The Santa Anna winds were coming in... / Narrator: (or maybe it was El Nino.) / Narrator: Either way, the winds were so bad that school was cancelled. / Narrator:... My mom came & brought me home. / [[Allan standing in front of an overturned tree]] / Narrator: When I arrived, my eyes didn't believe themselves. / Allan: Oh no. / Narrator: I haven't climbed a tree since
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Allan - Day 548 - Best Days [[Allan is shown in bed. The clock reads 1:12 pm]] / Allan (narrating): Today I did nothing of any importance. / Allan (narrating): Truly these are the best days.
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Allan - Day 548 - Best Days [[Allan is shown in bed. The clock reads 1:12 pm]] / Allan (narrating): Today I did nothing of any importance. / Allan (narrating): Truly these are the best days.
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Allan - Day 551 - Shirt Sucks Allan:Hey. / Allan's dad:Hey, Allan. / Allan's mom:Hey, hun. / Allan:You guys wanna buy a shirt I made? / [[pensive waiting]] / Allan's dad:No thanks. / Allan's mom:Got enough shirts, thanks. / Sometimes my parents suck.
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Allan - Day 551 - Shirt Sucks Allan:Hey. / Allan's dad:Hey, Allan. / Allan's mom:Hey, hun. / Allan:You guys wanna buy a shirt I made? / [[pensive waiting]] / Allan's dad:No thanks. / Allan's mom:Got enough shirts, thanks. / Sometimes my parents suck.
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Allan - Day 552 - Blood [[Allan is on the toilet]] / [[Allan has hairy legs]] / Soon: / [[Allan checks his toilet paper]] / [[There is blood on his toilet paper]] / Allan:Wait-What? [[ D:>l] ]]
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Allan - Day 552 - Blood [[Allan is on the toilet]] / [[Allan has hairy legs]] / Soon: / [[Allan checks his toilet paper]] / [[There is blood on his toilet paper]] / Allan:Wait-What? [[ D:>l] ]]
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Allan - Day 555 - An Interview With Koltreg Allan (narrating): Last night I did an interview with a friend named "Koltreg". Or. Well. He interviewed me. ... I was the interviewee. / Koltreg: So what's it like being deviously attractive? / Allan: Incredible. / Allan (narrating): It's pretty amazing how fast an hour can fly by when all you're doing is talking about yourself... / Allan: --And that's that! / Koltreg: Okay, well-- / Allan: Oh wait... let me talk about my good-looks a little more. / Koltreg: Uh. / Allan (narrating): Interviews are also pretty hard-- you don't want to overuse "like" or "well" or "um..." too much. / Koltreg: So how often do you floss? / Allan: Well. Like... uh... um... / Allan (narrating): & they are often pretty stressful... So much so that you forget answers you wanted to bring up. / Koltreg: Well that's a rap! / Allan (thinking): Daaaammit... I wanted to emphasize how good-looking I am...! / Allan (narrating): Shoot. Maybe I should schedule a follow-up.
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Allan - Day 555 - An Interview With Koltreg Allan (narrating): Last night I did an interview with a friend named "Koltreg". Or. Well. He interviewed me. ... I was the interviewee. / Koltreg: So what's it like being deviously attractive? / Allan: Incredible. / Allan (narrating): It's pretty amazing how fast an hour can fly by when all you're doing is talking about yourself... / Allan: --And that's that! / Koltreg: Okay, well-- / Allan: Oh wait... let me talk about my good-looks a little more. / Koltreg: Uh. / Allan (narrating): Interviews are also pretty hard-- you don't want to overuse "like" or "well" or "um..." too much. / Koltreg: So how often do you floss? / Allan: Well. Like... uh... um... / Allan (narrating): & they are often pretty stressful... So much so that you forget answers you wanted to bring up. / Koltreg: Well that's a rap! / Allan (thinking): Daaaammit... I wanted to emphasize how good-looking I am...! / Allan (narrating): Shoot. Maybe I should schedule a follow-up.
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Allan - Day 557 - Michael Bubl Allan: Lately I've been feelin' really good. / Bird's flyin' high... / You know how I fee- / Teacher: ALLAN! STOP SINGING IN CLASS / Allan: but... / Allan: ...but- Michael Bubl
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Allan - Day 557 - Michael Bubl Allan: Lately I've been feelin' really good. / Bird's flyin' high... / You know how I fee- / Teacher: ALLAN! STOP SINGING IN CLASS / Allan: but... / Allan: ...but- Michael Bubl
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Allan - Day 559 - Life Lessons 101: Lesson 17 Allan (narrating): Life Lessons 101 with Allan Wood! Lesson 17: "How to Appear Intelligent." / Allan (narrating): Step 1: find some un-intelligent friends. / Allan: Sup guys. / Friend 1: Hey. / Friend 2: Sup. / Allan (narrating): Step 2: Watch any sort of documentary/Discovery Channel show where they state a lot of facts. / Allan: Guys, let's watch "Early Religions: A Dive Into the Beginning of Religion"!! / Friend 1: Ya. / Friend 2: K. / Allan (narrating): Step 3: Wait for a fact/statistic to appear that makes your friends go "Oooh." or "Whoa..." / [[Allan is shown waiting for such a fact]] / TV: --Is actually a rip-off from Ancient Egyptian literature! / Friend 1: Whoa. / Friend 2: Oooh. / Allan (narrating): Step 4: / Allan: Yeah. / Allan: I knew that. / [[There is a bonus panel]] / Allan (narrating): Optional Step 5: / Allan: I read it. In a book.
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Allan - Day 559 - Life Lessons 101: Lesson 17 Allan (narrating): Life Lessons 101 with Allan Wood! Lesson 17: "How to Appear Intelligent." / Allan (narrating): Step 1: find some un-intelligent friends. / Allan: Sup guys. / Friend 1: Hey. / Friend 2: Sup. / Allan (narrating): Step 2: Watch any sort of documentary/Discovery Channel show where they state a lot of facts. / Allan: Guys, let's watch "Early Religions: A Dive Into the Beginning of Religion"!! / Friend 1: Ya. / Friend 2: K. / Allan (narrating): Step 3: Wait for a fact/statistic to appear that makes your friends go "Oooh." or "Whoa..." / [[Allan is shown waiting for such a fact]] / TV: --Is actually a rip-off from Ancient Egyptian literature! / Friend 1: Whoa. / Friend 2: Oooh. / Allan (narrating): Step 4: / Allan: Yeah. / Allan: I knew that. / [[There is a bonus panel]] / Allan (narrating): Optional Step 5: / Allan: I read it. In a book.
http://allancomic.com/559/
 
Allan - Day 562 - Bad Day 1 Allan (narrating): Yesterday was the worst day I've had in months. EVERYTHING went wrong. The night before I had to write/finalize an English paper. / Allan: PIECE OF CAKE. IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GOING TO PROCRASTINATE 'TILL 3 AM. OR ANYTHING. / Allan (narrating): 3 AM-- / Allan: woops. / Allan (narrating): Then, because the printer would've awoken my parents, I had to get up early to print the paper. 9 AM-- / Allan: Hm... it's not... working. / Allan: I KNOW! I'LL RESTART MY COMPUTER-MACHINE. THAT WILL FIX IT, ASSUREDLY! / [[Allan's finger is shown coming down over three panels, on a button labelled 'Restart']] / <> / [[A huge explosion is shown, the force blowing the hat off Allan's head]] / Allan (narrating): "Boom." / [[Allan is shown looking very annoyed. In the last panel, he looks dumbfounded]]
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Allan - Day 562 - Bad Day 1 Allan (narrating): Yesterday was the worst day I've had in months. EVERYTHING went wrong. The night before I had to write/finalize an English paper. / Allan: PIECE OF CAKE. IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GOING TO PROCRASTINATE 'TILL 3 AM. OR ANYTHING. / Allan (narrating): 3 AM-- / Allan: woops. / Allan (narrating): Then, because the printer would've awoken my parents, I had to get up early to print the paper. 9 AM-- / Allan: Hm... it's not... working. / Allan: I KNOW! I'LL RESTART MY COMPUTER-MACHINE. THAT WILL FIX IT, ASSUREDLY! / [[Allan's finger is shown coming down over three panels, on a button labelled 'Restart']] / <> / [[A huge explosion is shown, the force blowing the hat off Allan's head]] / Allan (narrating): "Boom." / [[Allan is shown looking very annoyed. In the last panel, he looks dumbfounded]]
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Allan - Day 566 - Podcast With Dave {{Narration: Dave and I were mulling over the idea of doing a podcast for the past month or so.}} / Allan: We should do a podcast sometime. / Dave: K. / {{Narration: Well we finally made one!}} / Allan: - But making comics isn't THAT hard...! / Dave: Unlike SOME things..! / [[Random 'heh's are coming from Dave and Allan]] / {{Narration: ...Basically the whole thing is just one, long lead-up to an inevitable GAY joke. / ...Which is probably a good assessment of my life.
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Allan - Day 567 - Cell Troll [[Allan's phone goes off]] / <> / Phone: New voicemail / Allan: ? / Voicemail: Hi Greg, it's Judy-- listen: I just talked to Manuel about getting him his food license but Ricardo is having a hard time scooping ice cream without Mary so I'm going to tell Paul to step in for Richard on Thursday so we don't have to worry about any more people-- / Allan (narrating): ... Is... Is someone TROLLING me?
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Allan - Day 569 - New Best Friend Teahcer: ... & basically the two sides became even more dichotomus! / Allan (thinking): Heh. Dick-otomus... / Student: Hah! I've got a dick-otomus for you RIGHT HERE. / Teacher: Mr. Smith-- / Allan (thinking): OH. MY. GOD. / Teacher: --Principal's office. NOW. / Mr. Smith: eh. / Allan (narrating): ... I've found my new BEST. FRIEND.
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