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| Allan - Day 571 - Chopping Things (With Axes) | Yesterday was a "work day" wherein I had wake up at 9 am to do yard work.
/ The morning-of at 4am:
/ Allan: I CAN'T WAIT!! / My job was to dig holes in HARD GROUND 'till it wasn't HARD anymore;
/ Allan: I'LL FUCKING CHOP IT. / (I used an AXE / ...it wasn't ALL bad though...
/ Allan:RAAAAAAHAHAHA
/ Chopping things with axes makes me feel MANLY http://allancomic.com/571/ |
| Allan - Day 572 - A Young Forum Persona | Allan (narrating): When I was youunger I used to play EverQuest, and because of this I'd join EverQuest forums and post on them.
/ Young Allan: Whoa, a place where I can talk about EverQuest when I'm not on EverQuest?! SIGN ME UP!! / Allan (narrating): Now, I was always told (after I revealed my true age) that I acted much more mature in-game than most... (which I believed)
/ Young Allan: I'm 11!
/ User: ... whoa no way / Allan (narrating): ... but a few days ago I went back & read some old forum posts of mine...
/ Allan: Oh my god this is so awful...
/ Allan (narrating): If I met my internet-self then, now, I would PUNCH HIM. http://allancomic.com/572/ |
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| Allan - Day 577 - Muckin' Stalls | For the last five days I've been living at a horse barn with my mom...
/ Mom: Allan! Come help me muck Admiral's stall!
/ ...I really hate horse barns... http://allancomic.com/577/ |
| Allan - Day 577 - Muckin' Stalls | For the last five days I've been living at a horse barn with my mom...
/ Mom: Allan! Come help me muck Admiral's stall!
/ ...I really hate horse barns... http://allancomic.com/577/ |
| Allan - Day 578 - Life Lessons 101: Lesson 12 | Narration: Life Lessons 101 with Allan Wood!
/ Lesson 12: "That's what she said!" / Allan: Where are we going?
/ Driver: We're going home the back way. / Narration: Not yet. / Allan: It's awfully bumpy.
/ Driver: -An adventure! / Narration: Not yet. / Narration: Note: Awkward pauses help. / Allan: Oh.
/ I see where we are, now.
/ Driver: Yeah / Narration: Wait for it.... / Driver: ... we came in the back way.
/ Allan: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! / [[Allan laughs maniacally]]
/ [[Allan looks pleased]] / Narration: ...a job well-done. http://allancomic.com/578/ |
| Allan - Day 579 - Really Satisfied | Things are going well with the "mysterious internet girl."
/ We are taking it slow...getting to know one-another, etc.
/ Allan:So do you like stuff?
/ Internet girl:Yeah!
/ Allan:OH MAN ME TOO / I also got all my shirt orders in & am done drawing all the pre-order doodles.
/ Allan:Yay. Now I just have to package 70 shirts. Terrific. / ...I'm complaining, but really, I am actually really satisfied with life right now.
/ Also, graduation in like ONE WEEK OR SOMETHING. RIDICUROUS!! http://allancomic.com/579/ |
| Allan - Day 580 - Unpredictable | Allan: A lot of people ask me:
/ Allan: "Allan, what are you going to do after high school?"
/ Allan: "College?"
/ Allan: "A job?"
/ Allan: "A career in pornography?"
/ Allan: Unfortunately the answer is:
/ Allan: "I don't know."
/ Allan: I have a hard time planning ahead for things, so I just do what is here & now.
/ Allan: ...it makes my life more exciting, but also unpredictable. / Mom/dad: Allan! What is this circus of MEXICAN IMMIGRANTS doing outside our house?!
/ Mom/dad: ...With a big sign that says, "Hola Allan!"?!
/ Allan: Uh... / Allan: ...I kinda like it better this way...! http://allancomic.com/580/ |
| Allan - Day 581 - Liam Neeson | So I'm sitting here watching "TAKEN" and all I can think is: / Allan: Man...
/ ...I wish Liam Neeson was my dad! / ...I wouldn't even go to Paris if he didn't want me to! http://allancomic.com/581/ |
| Allan - Day 582 - Up! | I saw "Up!"
/ It was great...but those GOD DAMN 3D glasses KILLED my nose.
/ Allan:Ow! FUCK!
/ Kid:mommy! he said a BAD WORD. http://allancomic.com/582/ |
| Allan - Day 583 - Senior Prank | Allan: So what exactly is our senior prank?
/ Classmate: well. / Classmate: You know senior ditch day? It's coming up.
/ Allan: 'course. / Classmate: We're NOT HAVING IT. / [[People laugh hysterically]] / ...I hate my class. http://allancomic.com/583/ |
| Allan - Day 583 - Senior Prank | Allan: So what exactly is our senior prank?
/ Classmate: well. / Classmate: You know senior ditch day? It's coming up.
/ Allan: 'course. / Classmate: We're NOT HAVING IT. / [[People laugh hysterically]] / ...I hate my class. http://allancomic.com/583/ |
| Allan - Day 584 - Glockenspiel | [[Allan sweeps outside while whistling]]12:47 pm. I was outside today sweeping when it hit me. / Allan: ...glockenspiels... / It was all I could think of for the rest of the day.
/ [[Six drawings of Allan doing different activities while thinking, "glockenspiels"]] / Until:
/ Allan: Wait...
/ What the fuck is a glockenspiel?! http://allancomic.com/584/ |
| Allan - Day 585 - This Package... | "Yesterday I went around looking for bulk packadging to mail my shirts in..." / [ Allan looks at bulk packadging like a boss ] / Allan: "Hm." / ""Too expensive."" / "" Too few."" / "" Not big enough. "" / "" Too Big. "" / [ Big gap ] / "well..." / [ Big gap ] / "I'm going to end this comic here, since it's obviously going to turn into a dick joke." http://allancomic.com/585/ |
| Allan - Day 585 - This Package... | "Yesterday I went around looking for bulk packadging to mail my shirts in..." / [ Allan looks at bulk packadging like a boss ] / Allan: "Hm." / ""Too expensive."" / "" Too few."" / "" Not big enough. "" / "" Too Big. "" / [ Big gap ] / "well..." / [ Big gap ] / "I'm going to end this comic here, since it's obviously going to turn into a dick joke." http://allancomic.com/585/ |
| Allan - Day 586 - Next In Line | [[Allan is in a classroom.]]
/ Teacher: Alright guys. Today we're going to pick who we stand next to at the ceremony.
/ Student 1: Yes!
/ Student 2: Woo!
/ Student 3: Woo. / Teacher: Okay- Amanda Brown?
/ Amanda: Tyler S.
/ Teacher: K... Tyler?
/ Tyler: Uh, Ashley N.
/ Teacher: Alright...Ashley?
/ Ashley: Allan Wood. / [[Allan looks quite downtrodden as Ashley is seen sitting smugly behind him]]
/ Allan: Wat. / {{Title Text: Next in Line}} http://allancomic.com/586/ |
| Allan - Day 587 - ?Por Que? | [[Allan and Ashley stare silently at each other from across the room]] / Allan: ?Por.
/ Que?? http://allancomic.com/587/ |
| Allan - Day 588 - Friends | [[Allan is standing in front of Ashley, his expression that of anger and shock]]
/ Ashley: oh hey, allan.
/ Allan: ashley. wtf. / [[Ashley is looking at him kindly]]
/ Ashley: well. you're not a bad person... i figure we can just be friends, yeah? / Allan: Oh. / [[Allan says nothing for two panels his blank expression rns to a smile]] / Allan: OK. Cool. http://allancomic.com/588/ |
| Allan - Day 589 - Graduation 1 | Allan! Hurry up! / Pfft. I'm ready now. I've been waiting on you guys! / We'll meet you out front--
/ --don't get your gown hairy! / Ug. / I hope that's the last time I have to hear that for a few years... http://allancomic.com/589/ |
| Allan - Day 590 - Graduation 2 | At the ceremony:
/ Teacher:Alright guys & gals, we're starting in about an hour, so make sure you've welcomed all your guest, etc! / Allan (thinking):...guest...? I don't even know who my mom invi-
/ Mysterious character!:Hey Allan / Allan:HHHHHHOLY SHIT WHAT. / Rob:Sup?
/ Ryan:Hey. / [[Allan is happy]] http://allancomic.com/590/ |
| Allan - Day 591 - Graduation 3 | Ryan: AN INTERNET GIRL?! REALLY?!
/ Allan: Well yeah kinda.
/ Rob: That is so lame. / Allan: Hey shut up, Rob. How many e-lationships did you have, again?
/ Rob: Uh. / Rob: Like five.
/ Allan: Ha ha ha!
/ Ryan: Oh hey, question, dude. / Allan: Yeah, Ryan?
/ Ryan: How do you fuck her? / [[Allan looks at Ryan questioningly]] / [[Rob does the same]] / Allan and Rob: Shut up, Ryan. http://allancomic.com/591/ |
| Allan - Day 592 - Graduation 4 | *Allan is talking to Rob and Ryan.* / Allan: "-- And the whore will be sucked into a black hole!" / ?: (off panel) "Allan!" / Ashley: "Who're you're friends?" / Allan: "Oh, hey Ashley." / Allan: (off panel) " 's Rob, n' 's Ryan." / Rob: "Hey." / Ashley: (off panel) "Hi." / Ryan: "Sup?" / *Ashley looks at Ryan* / *Ryan looks at Ashley* / Ryan: "Hey Al--" / Allan: "NO. NO RYAN." / *Allan goes >:O" http://allancomic.com/592/ |
| Allan - Day 593 - Graduation 5 | Principal: Alright graduates! It's time to to line up! -- we're about to go in! Get your gowns & hats on! / Allan: Oh. That's us.
/ Ashley: Yeah. / Ashley: -- Hey, where's Tyler? --
/ Tyler: Hooray! I'm useful! / Tyler: Uh / Rob: Well I like him. http://allancomic.com/593/ |
| Allan - Day 594 - Graduation 6 | {{Allan is graduating}}
/ How I looked, standing/waiting to walk into the building:
/ [[Allan standing calmly, waiting to go inside the building]] / How I felt:
/ Allan(thoughts)HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM GRADUATING GOD WHAT AM I DOING NEXT SHIT I HAVE NO PLANS GOD I HAVE NO MONEY NO CAR NO JOB NO COLLEGE FUCK FUCK FUCK
/ [[Allan standing nervously, waiting to go inside the building]] http://allancomic.com/594/ |
| Allan - Day 595 - Graduation 7 | blah, blah, blah, inspirational speech, blah blah, do well
/ Alright! Thank you for that lovely speech... now it's time to call you CRAZY KIDS up here!
/ Hah
/ Come on up, guys!
/ Alright, I think we go that way..
/ Ha ha yeah.
/ Oh, allan?
/ Yeah?
/ I think
/ I
/ Love
/ You http://allancomic.com/595/ |
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| Allan - Day 601 - Graduation 13 | Narration: A few minutes before:
/ Allan: So I-
/ Ashley: Allan! Let's take a picture together! / Allan: Uh- be right back, guys. / Allan: Sup?
/ Ashley: Ha ha take off that hat, this will be a nice picture!
/ Allan: OK? / [[They pose, a photo is taken]]
/ < http://allancomic.com/601/ |
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