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| Allan - Day 602 - Graduation 14 | Ashley: So. Are you coming to the party? / Rob: ...and I rolled a natural 20! / Allan: Guys. Want to go to a party?
/ Rob: No.
/ Ryan: YES! http://allancomic.com/602/ |
| Allan - Day 603 - Graduation 15 | Allan:Mom. Dad. I am going to the after grad party. There will be alcohol, & maybe drugs, sex, & maybe multiple persons to do it with. I will be wild & crazy & I might get arrested, tonight.
/ Allan:Okay? / [[Allan:T_T]] / Allan's mom:Just don't wake us up when you get home.
/ Allan's dad:Wear a condom.
/ [[Allan: D8 http://allancomic.com/603/ |
| Allan - Day 604 - Grad Party 1 | Allan: Woo! At the party!
/ Rob: *sigh* / Ryan: 'Scuse me, dudes.
/ [[Ryan escorts an unknown girl between Allan and Rob]] / [[Allan stares, speechless]] / Allan: How-
/ Rob: Allan. It's RYAN. / Allan: Oh right.
/ Rob: He's already made out with 3 girls, TODAY. http://allancomic.com/604/ |
| Allan - Day 605 - Grad Party 2 | *sigh* / Alcohol is gross. http://allancomic.com/605/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://allancomic.com/606/">http://allancomic.com/606/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Allan - Day 607 - Grad Party 4 | [[Rob is talking with a random girl. Allan is watching]]
/ Allan (thinking): Aw, lookit Rob flirting with that girl. / [[Only Allan is shown]]
/ Allan (thinking): Ha ha... he's probably talking about how big his warrior's dic-- / [[Rob is now making out with the girl]]
/ Allan (thinking): WOAH HEY WHAT. / Allan (narrating): Real life character development is always so much more spooky than in comics... http://allancomic.com/607/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://allancomic.com/608/">http://allancomic.com/608/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Allan - Day 609 - Grad Party 6 | Girl's want Allan's penis. Allan turns into a black box. http://allancomic.com/609/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://allancomic.com/610/">http://allancomic.com/610/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Allan - Day 612 - Grad Party 9 | [[Rob with some kind of fuzzy outline on him]]
/ Rob: Allan!
/ We're coming in. / [[The door slams open with unnecessary force]]
/ < http://allancomic.com/612/ |
| Allan - Day 613 - Grad Party 10 | [[Allan caught between two girls, the head of his penis sticking out the bottom]] / [[Ryan is stunned]]
/ Ryan: Dude.
/ Nice. / [[Allan in a very very nervous state, as shown by his epic facial expression]]
/ Allan: UH WELL I GUESS WE SHOULD LEAVE NOW,
/ HUH GUYS? / [[A close up of Allan's pants]]
/ Allan: HMMYEP! I GUESS I'LL JUST ZIP THIS UP! / [[Allan looking more and more like the lovechild of Bizarro and Mr. Fantastic]]
/ Allan: YESSIRREE TIME TO GET OUT OF DODGE AH HA HA HA! / [[Both girls stare at him with some well-placed concern]]
/ Allan: Uh. / [[Ryan turns to leave while Rob simply stares. Allan looks blankly towards the girls]] / [[Both girls stare at him with some well-placed concern]]
/ Allan: Well / [[Allan gives a pedofile-eske concerned smile]]
/ Allan: bye http://allancomic.com/613/ |
| Allan - Day 616 - Grad Party Epilogue | [Dark background]
/ "The next morning:"
/ Voice; Allan! / [Allan slowly opens his eyes, first person view] / [He looks around his room, and there's someone sleeping in a bed and someone else on the ground] / Voice; Allan! You left your gown out here and Scotty got it. It is covered in hair. / [Allan looks disappointed] / Allan; Well shit. http://allancomic.com/614/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://allancomic.com/615/">http://allancomic.com/615/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://allancomic.com/616/">http://allancomic.com/616/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://allancomic.com/617/">http://allancomic.com/617/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://allancomic.com/618/">http://allancomic.com/618/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Allan - Day 619 - College Classes | Counselor:So what do you want to major in?
/ Allan:Uh / Allan:Well I'm not sure. I like art, & music, & acting, & science, & psychology...
/ Counselor:Hm. / Counselor:Well you should take transferable GE classes, then! Lots. / Allan:Oh OK. Cool. (thinking):MUSIC GEOLOGY YOGA ANTHROPOLOGY PSYCHOLOGY? http://allancomic.com/619/ |
| Allan - Day 614 - Grad Party 11 | Narrator: Outside the room / Allan: Well. You guys coming over to my place? / Rob: Bl / Ryan: :l / Allan: Rob, didn't I see you mackin' on some chick? / Rob: B( / Allan: <__< / Rob: >8( / Ryan: Dude,
/ Rob: I SAW YOUR DICK
/ Ryan: nice dick- http://allancomic.com/620/ |
| Allan - Day 615 - Grad Party 12 | {{after Rob & Ryan opened the door while Allan was "doing it"}}
/ Allan:heh. yeah. / [[Allan: [l:l ]] / Allan:So...my house, now? / Ryan:Yeah
/ Rob:OK. / Ryan:But seriously, dude.
/ Allan:Huh? / Ryan:Nice dick. / Allan:Jeez, Ryan. Just get in the car.
/ [[Allan is doing something with his hand, apparently an air slap]] http://allancomic.com/621/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://allancomic.com/622/">http://allancomic.com/622/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://allancomic.com/623/">http://allancomic.com/623/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://allancomic.com/624/">http://allancomic.com/624/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Allan - Day 627 - (Part of) The Ceremony | At my Grandfather's ceremony, 40 minutes before the commencement:
/ Person:All we have to do is move all these tables!
/ [[tables, lots of them]]
/ Allan:oh boy. / 20 minutes before:
/ Person Allan forgot:Hi Allan!
/ Allan: Hi!
/ Person Allan forgot:Remember me?
/ Allan:Of course!(Not.) / 5 minutes 'till:
/ Allan:So it's an open bar?
/ Person:Yeah.You can have something if you want.
/ Allan:Getting drunk around 70-year olds is fuuuun. / During...
/ Person:I'll try & be strong & not cry...
/ Allan:ojeez.people crying. / Also during...
/ Person:I used to bother Bob, but now you have me all to yourselves!
/ [[the room is full of laughter]]
/ Allan (thinking):oboy people laughing http://allancomic.com/625/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://allancomic.com/626/">http://allancomic.com/626/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Allan - Day 621 - Oh (hio) | Allan's mom:Allan- Grandma's having a ceremony for Granpa Bob on July 10. In Ohio. I want you to go.
/ Allan:Oh. / Allan (Thinking):Oh (hio)
/ TIME FOR AN AIRPLANE RIDE! http://allancomic.com/627/ |
| Allan - Day 622 - Guitar? Check. | Last time I went to Ohio was when my Grandfather died-he was really sick so we kinda went to say goodbye/take care of my Grandma.
/ However, when things calmed down I didn't have much to do, & I really missed my guitar.
/ This time, I brought it with me.
/ First impressions with taking a guitar on a plane?
/ Person A:That won't fit.
/ Person B: Where are you going to put that!
/ Person C:Why the hell didn't you check it.
/ Person D:Good luck...NOT
/ Person E:How SELFISH.
/ Person F:Jerk.
/ Everyone hates you for it. http://allancomic.com/628/ |
| Allan - Day 623 - Matthew Looks Nothing Like Zack | Sittin' on the plane for three hours...& they're showing "17 again" as the on-flight movie...
/ Movie: Character1:Oh zack you're so attractive!! Character2:BE RESPONSIBLE YOUNG ADULTS.
/ ...It's times like these I wish I owned a LAPTOP. http://allancomic.com/629/ |
| Allan - Day 631 - Camping? Camping! | Narration: So I got back from Ohio...
/ Narration: ...exhausted...
/ Narration: Only to arrive home to...
/ Off-Panel Person: Okay, ready to go camping? http://allancomic.com/631/ |
| Allan - Day 624 - I Could Use Photoshop, Too | I've been at my Grandmother's house for about 2 days now. / Tomorrow my cousins are flying in and we're all going to get together and hang out 'till it's time for my Grandfather's ceremony. / Y'know, I'm enjoying my time here, helping out Grams and my mom and her sister, etc., but I wish I had more to do. / Screw all those people on the airplane.
/ [[Allan whips out his guitar]]
/ I needed this guitar. http://allancomic.com/632/ |
| Allan - Day 624 - Cousin(s) | Allan's cousin:And then Borat goes... / [[Allan and his cousin are completely quiet for a moment]] / Allan & his cousin:NOT...! / < http://allancomic.com/633/ |
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