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Allan - Day 634 - The Packening Allan (narrating): I love camping. / There are a few cons, though. / ... but only one really bugs me. / Parent: Okay! Let's get this all back in the car. / Allan: It's... The Packening.
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Allan - Day 639 - Seventeen Again Tomorrow, August 16, is my 18th birthday. / [[Allan has an itch]] / Meh.
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Allan - Day 640 - Eighteen Today was my 18th birthday. / I am 18 now. / [[Hey, he even put 18 candles...I think...]] / I got some cards. & some calls from some friends, wishing me a happy birthday. / Allan:Hello? Rob! Hey!- oh thanks! What? oh, OK. Bye. / & a lot of e-mails...in fact... / Computer: Creeper:Hey so your legal now rite? so I can show you these pictures of me finally <3 / <> / ...maybe one or two too many e-mails. / [[Fear of which are best not described]]
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Allan - Day 639 - Technical Difficulties I was hit by a car while riding my bike on the way home from school. / Might miss a few updates.
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Allan - Day 641 - The Bike 1 (Guest Artist: DCS) {{The following is completely true}} / Recently I started up my first semester of college at a small Community College in Redlands. / My first classes were on Tuesday the 18th. / I worked out my schedule so I only have to go to school two days a week(Teusday, Thursday),save for one additional Saturday a month for an Anthropology class. / This will save me money on transportation. / Part of my transportation budget involved me taking the bus to school, then riding back home on my bike afterwards. / I'd done this, three or four times before, and it seemed rather doable. / Come this past Tuesday, however, after a nice long Geology (5hrs) and Yoga (1 1/2hrs), I was ready to go home. / I passed a girl I had been talking to in class saying, / Allan:If I had a bell on this bike, I'd ring at you!<> / Girl:ha ha / and continued down the road. / A red Jeep drove by me and began to pull into a parking spot in front of me. / Suddenly the Jeep slammed on it's brakes, realizing it must've overshot it's parking spot or something. / This is where I grab onto my brakes, squeezing them so as not to crash face-first into this 4x4 Jeep- / <> / [[Allan slams into the Jeep]] / [[Allan falls off his bike]] / [[Allan hits the ground face-first]] / -but unfortunately, thanks to physics, I could not stop in time, and crashed, face-first into the Jeep, my bike careening out sideways away from me, and me face-planting into the hard asphalt below. / People say time slows down when you crash or fall, but I believe that only happens when you're scared. / I wasn't scared-I knew what wasw going to happen. / As I fell, I let out a slow, / Allan:Ruuuuuuuugh. / which I assume translates into, "I know exactly how this will feel, and it won't be nice" / I landed on the back of my shoulder. / The guys, two college dudes, got out of the Jeep and jelped me up, to sit on the curb. / Luckily, astaff of the college had seen the whole thing, and was able to Campus Police, who, after questioning us, called an ambulance. / While waiting, I called my parents and told them I would be unable to bike the rest of the way home.
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Allan - Day 642 - Bike 2 {{All of the following is true}} / A firetruck showed up, as did an ambulance, and with those, and a police car, there were plent of rubberneckers driving by. / [[The Girl is watching what is happening]] / [[Allan is staring back]] / The firemen got there a little earlier than the ambulance, so they were the ones checking on me. / At the time I was still really shaken up, but because of the adrenaline, nothing hurt too badly. / [[Allan is shaking and rubbing his chin]] / My parents showed up, shocket at my current predicament- / [[Allan's parents are shocked at what happened to him]] / -apparently they didn't realize I had been hurt, but rather thought I had damaged the Jeep. / The guy who was driving the car jokingly said, / Guy:Well at least you're not, like, repeating things and stuff, right? / to which I replied, / Allan:What? / The ambulance offered me a ride but my parents decided it would be better(and most likely cheaper) to drive to the hospital ourselves. / We got there, and I actually met a few familiar faces from school. / Allan:Oh hey man! / Friend:Hey man. What happened? / Allan:Oh, I got hit by a car-you know, the usual! / Allan and his friend:HA HA HA HA HA HA / I got in and out to see a few nurses, got a few x-rays taken, and probably retold the story of what happened 25 times. / Allan:A Jeep pulled out in front of me...blah blah blah... / I was also really scolded for not wearing a helmet. / I won't make that mistake again. / And of course, becausee I didn't wear a helmet... / Doctor:Oh, by the way, Allan. We're going to be sending you to another hospital tonight. / Allan:Oh? / Doctor:Yes...you see...You have BLOOD IN YOUR BRAIN(maybe) / [[Allan's heart is in his throat by that, probablynot the best idea you know...]] / I definitely won't make that mistake again.
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Allan - Day 643 - Bike 3 [[Allan is going into a CAT scan]] / <> / Doctor: After reviewing your CAT scan...we're not sure if you have blood in your brain...so we're sending you to another hospital! / Allan:Yay. / I got to ride to another hospital in an Ambulance, which really wasn't as great as I had thought. / Allan:So where's the champagne and caviar? / Paramedic:That costs extra. / When I got to the next hospital, they put me in the Trauma Ward, which was entertaining, when they brought in a guy who was high on drugs and had no idea what the heck was going on. / Junkie:Where am I?! Auuugh! Get me out of here! What are you doing to me?! / Nurse:Alright, we're going to have to get some handcuffs on him. / Soon (actually, after like 3 hours of waiting) a Neurosurgeon came in and reviewed my CAT Scan. / Neurosurgeon:Yeah, I'm not seeing too much on here, so we'll just keep you overnight and see how you're doing in the morning! / Allan:K. / [[A nurse is taking Allan to a hospital bed so he can stay the night]] / Nurse:Morning...! / Nurse:I'm here to take you to your final CAT Scan. / Allan:Oh, okay. / [[The nurse who woke Allan up is taking him to the CAT Scan. / [[Allan goes into the CAT Scan]] / <> / Neurosurgeon:Okay Allan, after reviewing your newest CAT Scan I think you're okay to go home and I hope you'll be alright! / Allan:Thanks doc! / To be honest I don't even remember the ride home. / I was too exhausted. / [[Allan is asleep in his car]] / And then... / [[Allan is asleep in his bed]] / I embrace the loving arms of sleep. / The next morning: / [[Allan's right side is covered in scars]] / Allan:Ow. / ...stupid Jeep.
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Allan - Day 644 - Back to Drawing So my arm has healed up enough for me to draw again, it seems... / Allan(thinking):Good enough for government work! / However... / The bad news, though... / Allan:...am I the one with the round head or the square head...? / ...now I actually have to DRAW MY COMIC
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Allan - Day 645 - KING of the School First day of college: / Allan(thinking):Where do I go? Where is LADM? Who ARE all these people?! Are they LOOKING AT ME?! / Second day of college: / Allan(thinking):Alright. Cool. I know where my classes are. Good. / Third day of college: / Allan(thinking):Yeah man. Yeah. I am the KING of this school. I know this whole dang place perfectly. Nothing can stop me now! / [[Allan hit a car.]] / Allan:Whoops.
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Allan - Day 646 - PITA First day of Geology: / Teacher:And I don't want any of you to be on my PITA list. / Allan(thinking):...Pita? / Teacher:I don't want any of you to be a PAIN in the ASS. / Allan(thinking):Ha ha. He said "Ass." / Deduction: / College is high school except teachers can cuss.
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Allan - Day 647 - Yoga Shorts The night before Yoga class: / Allan:Dad, I need some yoga pants for class, tomorrow. / Allan's dad:hm? / Allan's dad:OK, well you can just use my old ones from when I was in better shape. / Allan:Oh / Allan:OK. / The class: / Who cares if they look basically like underwear? / [[We can see Allan's hairy legs]] / This is YOGA, dammit!
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Allan - Day 648 - It Hits Me Sometimes, late at night, it just hits me. / This is my life / And I can do whatever I want.
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Allan - Day 649 - Two Girls, One Cup of Worms Narrator: So I face two dilemmas, simultaneously. / There are two girls that I like in my yoga class. / Narrator: ... & now that I've said that, / Narrator: I can't show this comic to either of them.
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Allan - Day 650 - Jaw Correction Since I was around twelve or thirteen, I have noticed that my teeth in the front of my mouth don't touch. / (in, fact, technically, the only teeth that do touch are my molars.) / This makes it hard/embarrassing to bite through just about anything. / Allan's mom:Allan! Jeez. / Allan:Sry. / Over the past few years, we've been looking into how I will get my bite fixed. / First step: Braces. / Allan:NOW I'm cool!! :D / The next step is jaw surgery... / Doctor Jaws:OK, Allan, hold still. I am a professional. / Allan:<> / And then more braces!!! / Allan:EVEN COOLER! :DDD / So yeah. / ...I'm looking forward to these next 10 months.
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Allan - Day 651 - Meet Jeremy Narrator: This is Jeremy. / [[A guy that looks a little like Al from Home Improvement but with more hair and less fat stairs blankly at the audience]] / He's in my Yoga & Geology classes. / Narrator: Lately, between classes, we've been hanging out. / [[Jeremy and Allan sit staring at a school building]] / Alan: Whadda you wanna do? / Jeremy: I 'unno. / Whadda you wanna do? / Alan: I 'unno. Whadda you / Narrator: He's been a really cool guy the whole time I've known him... / Narrator: Only problem is / [[Alan surrounded by by various smoke gasses]] / Alan (thinking): & I thought the fires around here were bad! / Narrator: EVERY ONE of his friends smoke. / Narrator: ...good thing cigarette smoke doesn't bother me!
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Allan - Day 652 - What We've Been Waiting For Comics that I can do now that I'm eighteen years old: / MASTURBATION / I DO IT / IT HAPPENS / it. / happens.
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Allan - Day 653 - "I like him." These girls are friends with Jeremy... / Allan:Yeah so in a few months I'll have the surgery... / Allan:...& then I'll be handsome! / Girls:HA HA HA / [[The Girls are talking to Jeremy]] / Girl#1:I like him. / Girl#2:Yeah bring him around more. / [[Allan: [l:) ]] / Score.
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Allan - Day 654 - An Awkward Ghost [[Allan is at his bus stop.]] / Allan:Sigh / 3 minutes late / <> / [[Allan notices his bus]] / Allan(thinking):Yay the bus! / [[A bus approaches!]] / [[The bus ran away!]] / ... / [[Allan is disappointed]] / I need a car.
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Allan - Day 654 - An Awkward Ghost [[Alan waits in darkness, a single bus stop sign to keep him company]] / Alan: Sigh / [[Alan checks his watch, reading 10:03]] / Narrator: 3 minutes late / [[Something catches Alan's attention]] / <<*squeeeek*>> / [[Alan gives a tiny smile]] / Alan (thinking): Yay the bus! / [[The bus drives in total blankness towards Alan]] / [[However it drives right past him, obscure graffiti decorating its side]] / Bus: vroom / [[Only the corner of Allan's hat fills a white void]] / [[Allan with a very sad face]] / Narrator: I need a car.
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Allan - Day 655 - Soulless Narrator: Most people who read the comic probably don't know this... / [[Allan in sunglasses with a microscopic soul patch with some kind of light beams streaming off of him]] / ...but I've had a hint of a soul patch for a good 2+ years. / Allan: ...ladies. / Narrator: Today, though I felt like a change. / [[the menacing 4-blade shaver looms, a sparkle shining on the razor]] / Allan: Good bye... / ...old friend. / Narrator: To be honest I barely can tell it's gone... / [[Allan thinks about what his soul patch could have looked like]] / ...it's like I have phantom patch syndrome.
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Allan - Day 656 - Dexter, Dexter! Allan:Dexter! Dexter! / Allan:[[ [l:) ]] / Allan:FUCK YESSSSS.
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Allan - Day 657 - Geology Trip 1 Allan:Alright guys, I'll see you later! / Friend:Cya! / Friend:See you tomorrow, Allan! / Allan:Tomorrow? (thinking):...There's no school tomorrow... / Friend:Uh yeah? for the Geology field trip? / Allan:At 5AM? / Friend:At 5AM. / Allan:Of course. / [[Allan is nervous]]
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Allan - Day 658 - Geology Trip 2; The pinacle of knowledge On my trip we learned a lot of geological terms, went to plenty of sites & hiked up a few mountains, even! / Allan:Knowledge overload! / ...But really, going into too much detail about the trip would be lost on most readers. / So this sums up the educational portion of the trip rather nicely: / Teacher:These. Are rocks. [[The man is holding sedimentary rocks it seems...]]
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Allan - Day 659 - Geology 3; Mr. Sun is shining brightly to-day. [[it is bright]] / It's warm out, today. / [[Allan, like a cold-blooded lizard, is basking in the sunlight]] / I'm glad, because I didn't really bring a heavy coat... / Mr. Sun:No coat?? / Mr. Sun:You fucked. / <> / {{Mr. Sun is cold}}
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Allan - Day 660 - Geology Trip 4; The guitar guy So before I left... / Allan:Maybe I should bring my guitar? / Jeremy:Yeah, dude. Hughes is, so I don't see why you can't. / Allan:K. / Allan:...I just don't want to be that guy. y'know..."The guitar guy" / Jeremy:Yeah don't worry about it. / On the trip... / Allan[[with musical notes around his speech bubble]]:Demon eyes...through the fire / Bearded Guy:Dude nice. / Mustache(?) Guy:You wrote that? / Not bad for my first live performance!
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Allan - Day 661 - Geology Trip 5; The Men Who Stare at Sleep {{Allan is on a field trip for Geology}} / [[It's night and a campfire is set up]] / Bearded Guy:Dude, we're gunna go smoke. You wanna come? / Allan:Eh. Okay. / And then... / Allan (thinking):I would sleep...but I'm too busy moving my fingers...with my mind.
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Allan - Day 662 - Geology Trip 6; Trapped People told me I had to be up around 7am for the second day of the trip... / [[It's dark]] / I was a little worried, but they said not to worry about it---the sun would wake me up. / [[It is very dark]] / ...I guess that doesn't work if you sleep zipped-up in your sleeping bag...
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Allan - Day 663 - Geology Trip 7; Rocks rock! Ask yourself how many rocks you've seen... / [[scene of a mountain]] / Now ask yourself how many rocks you've actually thought about. / [[Allan is looking at a rock]] / What I'm saying is: / Rocks are pretty cool.
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