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| Allan - Day 664 - Geology Trip 8;Nerds | Allan:Hey guys.Sup?
/ Guy1:Chess. / Allan:PFFT. NERDS. / Guy1:Check.
/ Guy2:Hmm... / [[Allan:ping]] / Guy2:Well-
/ Allan:NO DON'T MOVE THERE. / Allan:Uh. I mean. / [[Allan put on some shades]]
/ Allan:NERDS. http://allancomic.com/664/ |
| Allan - Day 665 - Geology Trip 9; Sticky | [[Dark]] / [[More Dark]] / Allan(thinking):Wh-Wait. / Allan(thinking):Why am I sticky... / [[The Dark that covers Allan is covering him]] http://allancomic.com/665/ |
| Allan - Day 666 - Geology Trip 10; 666 The Packening | Person:Okay everybody! It's time to pack up! / [[Allan exits his tent]]
/ Allan:Wh-What? / [[Allan is shock with realization]]
/ Allan:No...NO! / Bearded friend:Allan? What's wrong-
/ Allan:IT'S HAPPENING!
/ Bearded friend:What? Allan! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!? / [[close-up on Allan's face]]
/ Allan:The Packening. http://allancomic.com/666/ |
| Allan - Day 667 - Geology Trip 11; My Iron Jay Lung Z | Driving home from the trip,
/ Allan:Dude, you're going to love this.
/ Jeremy:What is it? / Allan:Okay, imagine Radio Head's "My Iron Lung" guitar part, plus Jay S. / [[Jeremy gets an epiphemy]] / Jeremy:Do it. / Allan&Jeremy(singing):By bitch a choosey lover! Never fuck witout a rubber!!
/ The best ride home. http://allancomic.com/667/ |
| Allan - Day 668 - Geology Trip 12; A girl from yoga | Jeremy:Hey wanna go see Zombie Land with a friend & I?
/ Allan:Yeah! / Jeremy:You should invite a girl from Yoga.
/ Allan:Uh, K. / And so:
/ Yoga Girl:Well that was a lot of fun, cya at school!
/ Allan:bye / Allan(thinking):She's nice. / A month later:
/ Allan:Ug. I give up.
/ Yoga Girl(text):It takes me more than 2 months to know if I like a guy.
/ {{And so he gave up}} http://allancomic.com/668/ |
| Allan - Day 669 - Amanda | Jeremy:So how are things goin' with Yoga Girl?
/ Allan:Eh. I gave up. / Jeremy:Oh. Well why not keep-
/ Allan:I met another girl. / Jeremy:Oh, well there you go! / Jeremy:See, it's importrant to try out other thing, &-
/ Allan:She lives in Washington. / [[I think Jeremy's mad]]
/ Jeremy:FUCK ALLAN
/ [[Jeremy's mad]] / Allan:She's like a female me. / [[Jeremy seems grossed out]]
/ Jeremy:Gross.
/ [[Jeremy is grossed out]] http://allancomic.com/669/ |
| Allan - Day 670 - A Trip | Amanda: Ug. I wish you were here...
/ Allan: ...me too.... / Amanda: God it's a freakin' 22 hour drive.... / Allan: ! / Allan: Hey I'm gonna buy a plane ticket / Amanda holy shiiit??! / (Allan Clicks) / Allan: K done. / Amanda: omg omg omg omg omg / Allan: (thought bubble) omg omg omg omg omg http://allancomic.com/670/ |
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| Allan - Day 672 - Blood Drive | My dad's birthday was the 25th...
/ Allan:So what do you want?
/ Allan's dad:Uh... / Allan's dad:How about you donate some blood?
/ Allan:Uh.
/ [[Allan isn't sure]] / I had never given blood before, but...
/ Doctor:I would use your one, good vein, but I alresdy punctured it right through! Doctor:Whoops! Looks like I missed your vein, again, since it's so small.
/ ...I figure I got every bad possibility out of the way the first time! http://allancomic.com/672/ |
| Allan - Day 673 - Her Own Thing | {{Allan just had his hair cut}}
/ Allan:Ug.
/ Allan's mom:What? / Allan:She cut my hair all wrong...!
/ Allan:She didn't even adk me how I wanted it!
/ Allan:She just did her own thing! / Allan's mom:WEll how did you want it?
/ Allan:I'unno...
/ Allan:...I was just goingto tell her to do her own thing. http://allancomic.com/673/ |
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| Allan - Day 676 - Cool Hands | Allan: Whoa. Tus manos est?n fr?as / Allan: O... Deber?a decir... Freeeeeeeescas... http://allancomic.com/676/ |
| Allan - Day 677 - The Pok? Masters | At Amanda's bowling class:
/ Amanda:Man, we need to win this match for free pizza... / Plowman:Someone should yell something when this next girl bowls... / [[Allan is staring into space]] / [[The next girl came up]] / [[She's getting ready to bowl]] / Allan:SUCK A DICK! / [[Humorus laughters]] / Allan[[serious face]]:Gotta suck 'em all. http://allancomic.com/677/ |
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| Allan - Day 679 - Sad Idaho | So here we are...grocery shopping in Idaho.
/ [[sad face blocks screen]] / [[sad faces behind Allan]]
/ And all I can think is...
/ [[sad faces in front of Allan]] / Allan:Why does everyone in Idaho look so unhappy? http://allancomic.com/679/ |
| Allan - Day 680 - Unbearably Cute | [[A slide-show of pictures that resemble the photos from photo-booths]] / Allan:My GOD.
/ Allan:We are...Unbearably Cute. http://allancomic.com/680/ |
| Allan - Day 681 - Sharing Germs | [[Allan and Amanda are making out]] / [[Allan and Amanda are making out more]] / Allan:< http://allancomic.com/681/ |
| Allan - Day 682 - Goodbye, Washington | So I've been up here in Washington for six days.
/ The first night:
/ Amanda:I can't believe you're actually here.
/ Allan:Me either! / And I can honestly say they have been the best six days of my life.
/ [[Allan and Amanda are watching a movie]]
/ Allan:Ug. How can you stand watching movies on these awful speakers? / Driving out to RadioShack to pick up speakers for her...
/ Car radio:Oh yeah we poppin' champagne like we won the champion ship game.
/ Listening to Gilrtalk & Bohemian Rhapsody... / [[At RadioShack]]
/ Amanda:Which should we get?
/ [[$20 Crap! $40 BAD!]]
/ Allan:Price is no object! / Buying the most expensive set...
/ Allan:Hey what's your return policy?
/ Employee:uh
/ ...with only the intention to return them. / Allan:That's more like it! / & when we finally got the speakers to watch movies...
/ Movie:SHOW ME TH MONEYYY!! / [[Allan and Amanda are kissing]]
/ Movie:YOU'RE MY MOTHER FUCK
/ We didn't "watch" a single one... / Then there was the meeting her friends which was a HUGE success...
/ Allan:OH GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
/ Amanda's friends:NOODLEY ARMS! / As well as convincing her mom that I didn't kill her
/ every
/ day.
/ Amanda:I texted her & told her I'm still alright.
/ Allan:Good, cool. / < http://allancomic.com/682/ |
| Allan - Day 683 - Epilogue: I Missed You | Allan:Mom! Dad! I'm home! / [[no one is greeting Allan]] / [[Allan gets on the computer and calls Amanda]] / Amanda:Hey. <3 / Allan:I missed you. http://allancomic.com/683/ |
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| Allan - Day 685 - Lost Forever | Allan:Oh man I need to put this picture on my phone, but to do that I need my SD card adapter! / Allan:I know I took it with me to Washington(just in case), but luckily I put it somewhere where I would never loose it! / Allan:& that place is... / [[His room is a mess]] / [[Pissed faced Allan]] http://allancomic.com/685/ |
| Allan - Day 686 - How Artists Work | How artists work:
/ Guy:Hey you're that artist, right??
/ Artist:Heh, yeah.
/ Guy:I LOVE your stuff!
/ Artist:Hey, thanks! / Guy:You know, I, uh, I draw sometimes too...[[has picture]]See? / Artist:Hey, cool. Keep at it. / Short guy:Hey, did you draw that?
/ Tall guy:That's really good!!
/ [[Guy is shocked]] / [[A crowd gathered around Guy]]
/ Crowd:Hey cool! Wow! I wanna see! No me first!! Whoa! Oooh! Holy moly!
/ [[Artist is watching them]]
/ Artist:eh.
/ [[Artist is alone]]
/ Artist:I mean, I could draw that. http://allancomic.com/686/ |
| Allan - Day 687 - More Each Day | Amanda:I swar...every day you say something to make me love you even more... / Allan:It's part of my 9452-day plan. / [[Allan has a list and his glasses on]]
/ Allan:Day 1 through 9452: "Say something to make Amanda love me more." / Amanda:What happens on day 9453 / Allan:...I fart really loudly in bed. http://allancomic.com/687/ |
| Allan - Day 688 - Thanks for Thanks | I think if I had to pick a favorite holiday I'd pick thanksgiving.
/ Allan:I'm thankful for Dexter...! / I mean the holiday's foundation is bullshit as we all know...
/ Indian:Hi there--
/ Pilgrim:< http://allancomic.com/688/ |
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| Allan - Day 691 - A Different Life? | Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I hadn't moved...
/ [[Allan is on a couch]] / Rob:Hey, Allan.
/ Allan:Oh hey, Rob.
/ [[Allan is watching the office]] / Ryan:Sup, dude?
/ Allan:Oh hey, Ryan. / [[Everyone is standing around]] / Allan:So. What do you guys wanna do? / Rob:Eh.
/ Ryan:Whatever. / [[a slight smile comes across Allan's face]]
/ ...I kinda miss it. http://allancomic.com/691/ |
| Allan - Day 692 - Zelda is a Noob | So I play videogames, sometimes.
/ Allan:Yeah, EAT IT, Zelda!!
/ Zelda:Link noooo!
/ I do occasionally "pwn" some "noobs" / Whe I was a kid I used to play games on msdos...
/ Like "Hugo" / Game:YOU ARE IN A JUNGLE WHAT DO YOU DO?
/ Allan:'Look around'
/ Game:YOU DIE / & "commander keen"
/ [[comander keen in a room with an alien]]
/ [[super impose on teh alien]]
/ [[closer]]
/ [[ >O ]]
/ Alien:Fuck you / But as of recently, I have been playing more modern games when I have the time.
/ Allan:Woops, I died.
/ Like TF2 / Allan:Woop, died again.
/ & L4D. / & a steam friend named Tyler was nice enough to gift me L4D2...
/ Allan:Hey cool now to just boot it up...and... / Allan:OH COME ON!
/ Game:Woops. You died. http://allancomic.com/692/ |
| Allan - Day 693 - The Heavy-Hitter | [[Red Heavy Allan]] / [[pile of dead Blus]] / [[Red Heavy Allan's Sasha just cooled down]] / [[Red Heavy Allan: 'v' ]]
/ I guess I'm a little better at this game than I thought! http://allancomic.com/693/ |
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