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Allan - Day 664 - Geology Trip 8;Nerds Allan:Hey guys.Sup? / Guy1:Chess. / Allan:PFFT. NERDS. / Guy1:Check. / Guy2:Hmm... / [[Allan:ping]] / Guy2:Well- / Allan:NO DON'T MOVE THERE. / Allan:Uh. I mean. / [[Allan put on some shades]] / Allan:NERDS.
Allan - Day 665 - Geology Trip 9; Sticky [[Dark]] / [[More Dark]] / Allan(thinking):Wh-Wait. / Allan(thinking):Why am I sticky... / [[The Dark that covers Allan is covering him]]
Allan - Day 666 - Geology Trip 10; 666 The Packening Person:Okay everybody! It's time to pack up! / [[Allan exits his tent]] / Allan:Wh-What? / [[Allan is shock with realization]] / Allan:No...NO! / Bearded friend:Allan? What's wrong- / Allan:IT'S HAPPENING! / Bearded friend:What? Allan! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!? / [[close-up on Allan's face]] / Allan:The Packening.
Allan - Day 667 - Geology Trip 11; My Iron Jay Lung Z Driving home from the trip, / Allan:Dude, you're going to love this. / Jeremy:What is it? / Allan:Okay, imagine Radio Head's "My Iron Lung" guitar part, plus Jay S. / [[Jeremy gets an epiphemy]] / Jeremy:Do it. / Allan&Jeremy(singing):By bitch a choosey lover! Never fuck witout a rubber!! / The best ride home.
Allan - Day 668 - Geology Trip 12; A girl from yoga Jeremy:Hey wanna go see Zombie Land with a friend & I? / Allan:Yeah! / Jeremy:You should invite a girl from Yoga. / Allan:Uh, K. / And so: / Yoga Girl:Well that was a lot of fun, cya at school! / Allan:bye / Allan(thinking):She's nice. / A month later: / Allan:Ug. I give up. / Yoga Girl(text):It takes me more than 2 months to know if I like a guy. / {{And so he gave up}}
 
Allan - Day 669 - Amanda Jeremy:So how are things goin' with Yoga Girl? / Allan:Eh. I gave up. / Jeremy:Oh. Well why not keep- / Allan:I met another girl. / Jeremy:Oh, well there you go! / Jeremy:See, it's importrant to try out other thing, &- / Allan:She lives in Washington. / [[I think Jeremy's mad]] / Jeremy:FUCK ALLAN / [[Jeremy's mad]] / Allan:She's like a female me. / [[Jeremy seems grossed out]] / Jeremy:Gross. / [[Jeremy is grossed out]]
Allan - Day 670 - A Trip Amanda: Ug. I wish you were here... / Allan: ...me too.... / Amanda: God it's a freakin' 22 hour drive.... / Allan: ! / Allan: Hey I'm gonna buy a plane ticket / Amanda holy shiiit??! / (Allan Clicks) / Allan: K done. / Amanda: omg omg omg omg omg / Allan: (thought bubble) omg omg omg omg omg
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Allan - Day 672 - Blood Drive My dad's birthday was the 25th... / Allan:So what do you want? / Allan's dad:Uh... / Allan's dad:How about you donate some blood? / Allan:Uh. / [[Allan isn't sure]] / I had never given blood before, but... / Doctor:I would use your one, good vein, but I alresdy punctured it right through! Doctor:Whoops! Looks like I missed your vein, again, since it's so small. / ...I figure I got every bad possibility out of the way the first time!
Allan - Day 673 - Her Own Thing {{Allan just had his hair cut}} / Allan:Ug. / Allan's mom:What? / Allan:She cut my hair all wrong...! / Allan:She didn't even adk me how I wanted it! / Allan:She just did her own thing! / Allan's mom:WEll how did you want it? / Allan:I'unno... / Allan:...I was just goingto tell her to do her own thing.
 
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Allan - Day 676 - Cool Hands Allan: Whoa. Tus manos est?n fr?as / Allan: O... Deber?a decir... Freeeeeeeescas...
Allan - Day 677 - The Pok? Masters At Amanda's bowling class: / Amanda:Man, we need to win this match for free pizza... / Plowman:Someone should yell something when this next girl bowls... / [[Allan is staring into space]] / [[The next girl came up]] / [[She's getting ready to bowl]] / Allan:SUCK A DICK! / [[Humorus laughters]] / Allan[[serious face]]:Gotta suck 'em all.
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Allan - Day 679 - Sad Idaho So here we are...grocery shopping in Idaho. / [[sad face blocks screen]] / [[sad faces behind Allan]] / And all I can think is... / [[sad faces in front of Allan]] / Allan:Why does everyone in Idaho look so unhappy?
Allan - Day 680 - Unbearably Cute [[A slide-show of pictures that resemble the photos from photo-booths]] / Allan:My GOD. / Allan:We are...Unbearably Cute.
Allan - Day 681 - Sharing Germs [[Allan and Amanda are making out]] / [[Allan and Amanda are making out more]] / Allan:<> / Amanda:<> / Allan:hm. / Allan:I'm sick. / Amanda:Me too!
Allan - Day 682 - Goodbye, Washington So I've been up here in Washington for six days. / The first night: / Amanda:I can't believe you're actually here. / Allan:Me either! / And I can honestly say they have been the best six days of my life. / [[Allan and Amanda are watching a movie]] / Allan:Ug. How can you stand watching movies on these awful speakers? / Driving out to RadioShack to pick up speakers for her... / Car radio:Oh yeah we poppin' champagne like we won the champion ship game. / Listening to Gilrtalk & Bohemian Rhapsody... / [[At RadioShack]] / Amanda:Which should we get? / [[$20 Crap! $40 BAD!]] / Allan:Price is no object! / Buying the most expensive set... / Allan:Hey what's your return policy? / Employee:uh / ...with only the intention to return them. / Allan:That's more like it! / & when we finally got the speakers to watch movies... / Movie:SHOW ME TH MONEYYY!! / [[Allan and Amanda are kissing]] / Movie:YOU'RE MY MOTHER FUCK / We didn't "watch" a single one... / Then there was the meeting her friends which was a HUGE success... / Allan:OH GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! / Amanda's friends:NOODLEY ARMS! / As well as convincing her mom that I didn't kill her / every / day. / Amanda:I texted her & told her I'm still alright. / Allan:Good, cool. / <> / Amanda:Oh. She texted back... / Allan:And...? / Amanda:She wants to know how she can be sure you didn't kille me, steal my phone, & are impersonating me via txt. / Allan:Ugh. / [[facepalm]] / & I think back on it now... / & even when we weren't making out or having sex, or waking up next to each other, I was completely content every minute I was there. / Allan:Hey, I like you.* / *Translation:"Hey, I love you" / Amanda:Hey, I like you, too.** / **Translation:"Hey, I love you, too." / & though I don't want to sound cliche & lame, I've never flet like this about anyone before. / & now, I'm sitting in an airport, leaving for who knows HOW LONG. / Amanda:I can't believe you're actually leaving... / Allan:me either... / And all I cant think is how I can't wait to do it all over again.
Allan - Day 683 - Epilogue: I Missed You Allan:Mom! Dad! I'm home! / [[no one is greeting Allan]] / [[Allan gets on the computer and calls Amanda]] / Amanda:Hey. <3 / Allan:I missed you.
 
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Allan - Day 685 - Lost Forever Allan:Oh man I need to put this picture on my phone, but to do that I need my SD card adapter! / Allan:I know I took it with me to Washington(just in case), but luckily I put it somewhere where I would never loose it! / Allan:& that place is... / [[His room is a mess]] / [[Pissed faced Allan]]
Allan - Day 686 - How Artists Work How artists work: / Guy:Hey you're that artist, right?? / Artist:Heh, yeah. / Guy:I LOVE your stuff! / Artist:Hey, thanks! / Guy:You know, I, uh, I draw sometimes too...[[has picture]]See? / Artist:Hey, cool. Keep at it. / Short guy:Hey, did you draw that? / Tall guy:That's really good!! / [[Guy is shocked]] / [[A crowd gathered around Guy]] / Crowd:Hey cool! Wow! I wanna see! No me first!! Whoa! Oooh! Holy moly! / [[Artist is watching them]] / Artist:eh. / [[Artist is alone]] / Artist:I mean, I could draw that.
Allan - Day 687 - More Each Day Amanda:I swar...every day you say something to make me love you even more... / Allan:It's part of my 9452-day plan. / [[Allan has a list and his glasses on]] / Allan:Day 1 through 9452: "Say something to make Amanda love me more." / Amanda:What happens on day 9453 / Allan:...I fart really loudly in bed.
Allan - Day 688 - Thanks for Thanks I think if I had to pick a favorite holiday I'd pick thanksgiving. / Allan:I'm thankful for Dexter...! / I mean the holiday's foundation is bullshit as we all know... / Indian:Hi there-- / Pilgrim:<> / ...but that doesn't mean I don't appreciate the sentiment of giving thatnks with family. / Plus, without giving gifts, it's not nearly as stressful & forced as other holidays. / Allan's mom:Allan! get your Aunt Marie a gift!! / Allan:But I don't know who that- / Allan's mom:ALLAN GET / I guess what I'm saying is...I'm thankful for Thanksgiving!
 
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Allan - Day 691 - A Different Life? Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I hadn't moved... / [[Allan is on a couch]] / Rob:Hey, Allan. / Allan:Oh hey, Rob. / [[Allan is watching the office]] / Ryan:Sup, dude? / Allan:Oh hey, Ryan. / [[Everyone is standing around]] / Allan:So. What do you guys wanna do? / Rob:Eh. / Ryan:Whatever. / [[a slight smile comes across Allan's face]] / ...I kinda miss it.
Allan - Day 692 - Zelda is a Noob So I play videogames, sometimes. / Allan:Yeah, EAT IT, Zelda!! / Zelda:Link noooo! / I do occasionally "pwn" some "noobs" / Whe I was a kid I used to play games on msdos... / Like "Hugo" / Game:YOU ARE IN A JUNGLE WHAT DO YOU DO? / Allan:'Look around' / Game:YOU DIE / & "commander keen" / [[comander keen in a room with an alien]] / [[super impose on teh alien]] / [[closer]] / [[ >O ]] / Alien:Fuck you / But as of recently, I have been playing more modern games when I have the time. / Allan:Woops, I died. / Like TF2 / Allan:Woop, died again. / & L4D. / & a steam friend named Tyler was nice enough to gift me L4D2... / Allan:Hey cool now to just boot it up...and... / Allan:OH COME ON! / Game:Woops. You died.
Allan - Day 693 - The Heavy-Hitter [[Red Heavy Allan]] / [[pile of dead Blus]] / [[Red Heavy Allan's Sasha just cooled down]] / [[Red Heavy Allan: 'v' ]] / I guess I'm a little better at this game than I thought!
 

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