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| Genesis | IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS THE WORD.
/ Um, hello? / AND THE WORD WAS THE AUTHOR.
/ I'm ready to start my comic now. / THE PAGE WAS WITHOUT SHAPE OR LINE, A FEATURELESS VOID FILLED ONLY WITH POTENTIAL.
/ *Ahem.* / AND THE AUTHOR SAID:
/ Let there be art. / AND FROM HIS PENCIL FLOWED A PLETHORA OF LINE... http://teo.spiderspawn.com/index.php?comic_id=0 |
| 001: The World At Large | The place: Earth! The time: Soon! / Welcome to the future! A place where cold fusion has taken the place of the alkaline battery, robots take care of all menial labor, and every person on the globe lives a life of ease! / Or do they? / Meet Walter. Walter lives in the corporate-controlled dystopia... http://teo.spiderspawn.com/index.php?comic_id=1 |
| 002: Somewhat Close To Social | [Scene: Kuiper Terminal Bar And Lounge. WALTER is staring at an "alien" sitting a few stools away.]
/ LLOYD: You're looking at my conspicious lack of mouth, aren't you?
/ WALTER: Uh... / WALTER: No! No! Of course not! ...Well, yeah. What's up with that? Don't you, like, eat? / LLOYD: For the millionth... http://teo.spiderspawn.com/?comic_id=2 |
| 003: A Little Dream Of Me | WALTER: So there I was...
/ IAN: HEY! / WALTER: What's going on? Who are you?
/ IAN: Well, you're dreaming, for one thing. Cant' you tell by the cloudy white edges of the panels? / WALTER: The pan... Wait. That doesn't answer anything. What do you want from me? What's all this for?
/ IAN: Hm. Since this... http://teo.spiderspawn.com/?comic_id=3 |
| 004: Less Talk, More Rawk | WALTER: So I tried to forget my dream, but there was always... kind of a little voice in the back of my mind, telling me to do something different tfor once. I hated my job, I didn't have much of a social life, and I thought, well, might as well go to the moon, right? It's not as if I have anything better... http://teo.spiderspawn.com/?comic_id=4 |
| 005: One Sweet Ride | DEXTROSE: The name's Dextrose. Dextrose Vanguard. And yes, I realize that it's a weird name. Just call me Dexy for now.
/ WALTER: I'm Walter Jimenez. And this is Lloyd...
/ LLOYD: ...ah... Smith.
/ DEXTROSE: Charmed.
/ LLOYD: So, after that delightful stroll up five flights of stairs, through a service tunnel,... http://teo.spiderspawn.com/?comic_id=5 |
| 006: Kinda Like Summer Camp, Only No Bugs Or Vomiting | [Scene: On the Midnight Run.]
/ LLOYD: So where are we going?
/ DEXTROSE: Out to Allied Vectors HQ. I got a few things to take care of there.
/ LLOYD: You work for AV? What do you do?
/ DEXTROSE: Well, actually, I... it's kind of a... sort of... an all-over thing. It involves a lot of travel.
/ LLOYD: So... http://teo.spiderspawn.com/?comic_id=6 |
| 007: Not A Morning Person | [It's still night.]
/ RADIO: *CLICK* Hey hey hey! It's the top of the hour here at 102.8 WQXZ: Rock Central! Classic, heavy, punk, art, we got it! / RADIO: It's a beautiful day here on New Antwerp Trans-Tel, and we're gonna start our day off with an uninterrupted half-hour-long block of classics from... http://teo.spiderspawn.com/?comic_id=7 |
| 008: An Informal Reception | DEXTROSE: This is it, guys. Allied Vectors HQ. Situated right on top of the first nexus put into issue. It's a real thing of beauty. ...Okay, not really. It looks like a tire with a shoebox stuck in the treads. But it's the only way we're going to get out of this corner of the galaxy without becoming... http://teo.spiderspawn.com/index.php?comic_id=8 |
| 009: Now That's What I Call Character Development | [Dextrose returns.]
/ DEXTROSE: Hey. Did you get in?
/ WALTER: Yes. Yes, that's right. I'm only standing out here trying to make heads or tails of a ton of paperwork because I want to.
/ DEXTROSE: Really? Then you have blander tastes than I thought?
/ WALTER: No! I... look, you'll just have to talk to Mister... http://teo.spiderspawn.com/index.php?comic_id=9 |
| 010: Office Space | [Walter, Lloyd, Dextrose, and Ambrose walk into Ambrose's office/study.]
/ DEXTROSE: So, how's business?
/ AMBROSE: Not as good as it used to be. You'd think that I'd gain more experience as I got older, right?
/ DEXTROSE: I thought you were doing fine right now.
/ AMBROSE: Well, fine isn't good enough these... http://teo.spiderspawn.com/index.php?comic_id=10 |
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