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Out There - Monday, August 6, 2007 [[In the car, Wally's voice on the radio.]] / Wally: Hi, I'm Wally Green, and when I need a really close shave -- / Sherry: So, are you thinking about stopping in you-know-where to see you-know-who? / Miriam: Oh, no WAY, Sherry! That was a HUGE mistake last time, and I'm GLAD I didn't get to see him!...
Out There - Tuesday, August 7, 2007 Miriam: Sherry, if you think I'm hung up on Walter, I'm not. Whatever feelings I used to have for him are long dead. / Miriam: It's just that, you know, once in a great while I think about him, and I remember how we were once really close. / Miriam: Aarrgghhh! I wasn't even thinking about it before...
Out There - Wednesday, August 8, 2007 Miriam: You know what, it's okay... Rebecca gave me her phone number. I could have called anytime I wanted to, and I never did -- because I'm OVER it. / Sherry: Yeah, you have HER number. But you don't have HIS. If you could call HIM without HER finding ou-- / [[Sherry covers her mouth with her hand.]] / [[Sherry...
Out There - Thursday, August 9, 2007 Sherry: When you and John were driving, did you argue as much as we do? / Miriam: John hardly ever argues at all. He usually doesn't even state his opinion. You kinda have to trick him into it. / Miriam: You and I know each other better, that's why WE argue. We don't even have to say anything to annoy...
Out There - Friday, August 10, 2007 [[Miriam (driving) and Sherry in car.]] / Miriam: I've been driving awhile. You wanna take a break and then switch? / Sherry: Sure. / [[Sherry resting in front seat.]] / [[Miriam at window.]] / Miriam: Here, I bought you a big chocolate bar because I love you THAT much. / Sherry: Miriam, you are SO sweet,...
 
Out There - Saturday, August 11, 2007 [[Sherry (driving) and Miriam in car.]] / Miriam: I say we check into a motel and hit it for the night. / Sherry: Okay. / [[Sherry regards Miriam.]] / Sherry: So, when you said "hit it", you meant -- / Miriam: "The sack." Let's hit "the sack." / Sherry: Okay, that's what I THOUGHT you meant. / [[In...
Out There - Monday, August 13, 2007 [[Sherry on phone in motel room.]] / Sherry: John! What's going on? / [[John on phone, stirring pot.]] / John: Hey, I was wondering about something. Have you ever thought of fixing up this kitchen and serving food? / Sherry: I've thought about it, but it's always sounded like a lot of work. Why? / John:...
Out There - Tuesday, August 14, 2007 [[In a motel room.]] / Sherry: Did you know that John can cook? / Miriam: How would I know THAT? That would require him telling me something about himself. / Sherry: Apparently he makes some pretty mean chili and he's been sharing it with everyone. He thinks people would pay for it. / Miriam: Really? / Sherry:...
Out There - Wednesday, August 15, 2007 Miriam: I think it sounds great, Sher. If we serve food too, you KNOW our business will increase. / Sherry: Probably. But it means taking out a loan to get the kitchen in shape, buying food and supplies, and getting whatever permits are needed, AND knowing how to manage the whole operation... / Sherry:...
Out There - Thursday, August 16, 2007 [[At the bar.]] / Chuck: John, this chili is AWESOME. You oughta be selling it. / John: Well, that's up to Sherry. I've made the suggestion. / Chuck: How'd you learn to cook? / John: I dunno, you just pick this stuff up when you live alone. / John: What about you guys? You're bachelors—haven't you learned...
 
Out There - Friday, August 17, 2007 [[At the bar.]] / John: I'm sorry, gentlemen, but we're all out of chili, and I don't have anything upstairs to make more with. / Chuck: Well, what do you need, man? I'll go grab some stuff at the market and come right back. / John: Well, sure, okay. I'll make a list. How much do you think I should...
Out There - Saturday, August 18, 2007 [[In a motel room.]] / Miriam: So that "storage room" in the bar is actually a kitchen? / Sherry: Sort of. Well, it used to be. / Sherry: It was in pretty sad shape when I took over, and serving food just seemed like one more thing that could go wrong, so I ended up using the kitchen for storage. / Sherry:...
Out There - Monday, August 20, 2007 [[ Morning. Sherry and Miriam are staying in a hotel. Sherry is asleep, Miriam has just gotten up. ]] / Miriam: Sherry, wake up. / Sherry: Huh? Whozzat-- / Miriam: I have an idea. I think we both need a bit of unwinding. So we should forget about driving, and just kick it in this cool hotel instead. / Miriam:...
Out There - Tuesday, August 21, 2007 [[ Miriam is in a hot tub, talking to an unnamed guy. ]] / Miriam: Actually, sport, I'm involved already, but my girlfriend is as free as a bird, maybe you should ask HER out. / Unnamed Guy: Uh oh, is this the old pawning-off-the-ugly-friend-on-the-loser trick? / Miriam: No way, dude. We're talking top-quality...
Out There - Wednesday, August 22, 2007 [[Sherry approaches hot tub, sees Miriam and a guy in the hot tub talking to each other, & thinks -- ]] / Sherry: (Uh oh, what's going on here? Who's that GUY Miriam's with?) / Sherry: (I swear, can't she turn it off even for a SECOND? For all she talks about wanting to be faithful to Chuck, she sure...
 
Out There - Thursday, August 23, 2007 [[In a hot tub.]] / Miriam: That's HER, see? I TOLD you she was hot! / Guy: Hey, yeah, you were right. / Guy: So what's the story, then? If she looks like THAT, why does she need YOU fixing her up? Why can't she find her OWN dates? / Miriam: Oh, she COULD, she just doesn't seem to WANT to. But I think...
Out There - Friday, August 24, 2007 [[Hot tub. Miriam getting out.]] / Miriam: I'm gonna try to score some more wine. Can I trust you two kids alone for a while? / Sherry: Aww, crap! I get it, she's trying to set us up. / Guy: Well... yeah, pretty much. / Guy: Your friend seems very concerned about you. / Sherry: My friend just doesn't...
Out There - Saturday, August 25, 2007 [[Hot tub.]] / Miriam: Too bad, Sher. That one might have been interesting. 'Course, you COULDA acted a little more interested. / Sherry: Miriam, why is this so hard to understand? I'M NOT LOOKING FOR ANYONE RIGHT NOW. Not a fling, not a "friend with benefits," not a life partner, NOTHING. / Sherry:...
Out There - Monday, August 27, 2007 [[Miriam & Sherry enter their motel room in swimsuits.]] / Miriam: Iccchhh, too much chlorine. I'm gonna take a bath! / Sherry: I'm just gonna take a shower. / Miriam: You go first then. I'm gonna go get us some ice cream! / Sherry: Ice cream AGAIN? / Miriam: Well, you hassle me when I drink too much,...
Out There - Tuesday, August 28, 2007 [[Sherry in the shower, Miriam sitting eating ice cream.]] / Miriam: Okay, that girl DID look like me, but she didn't look EXACTLY like me. / Sherry: Well, it's not like *I* couldn't tell you apart. / [[Miriam ponders while taking another spoonful of ice cream.]] / Miriam: What do you think would happen...
 
Out There - Wednesday, August 29, 2007 [[Sherry and Miriam, both wrapped in towels.]] / Miriam: Are you saying I'm getting fat?! I'm not getting fat! / Sherry: Ughhh, I know you're not. I'm sorry. / Sherry: I don't know what's wrong with me lately, I keep saying stupid things. Maybe you should adopt a strict "ignore Sherry completely" policy. / Sherry:...
Out There - Thursday, August 30, 2007 Sherry: I can't believe Miriam hasn't figured out by now that I'm attracted to her boyfriend... I act like a complete idiot every time his name is brought up. / Sherry: The thing is, I don't think about him all the time, it's mostly just when she brings him up. So it's not like I'm head-over-heels in...
Out There - Friday, August 31, 2007 [[Miriam in the bathtub, drinking and smoking.]] / Miriam: Something isn't adding up here... Sherry and I used to talk about whoever we were dating all the time. / Miriam: But now she cuts me off immediately if I start to say anything. And I can't see why she'd do that unless she was jealous that I'm...
Out There - Saturday, September 1, 2007 [[Sherry lies on bed looking worried.]] / [[Miriam gets out of bathtub looking worried.]] / [[Miriam enters bedroom. Neither looks very happy.]] / Sherry: Hi. / Miriam: Hi. / [[Each on a bed, each gazing moodily into space.]] / [[They face each other and smile.]] / Sherry: Aren't you glad we took the...
Out There - Monday, September 3, 2007 [[ Sherry and Miriam are in a restaurant. ]] / Sherry: You're quiet this morning. / Miriam: Mmm-hmmm. / Miriam: I've just been going over some scenarios. / Sherry: Do tell. / Miriam: Can I mention John without you accusing me of harboring non-platonic feelings about him? / Sherry: No, but go ahead. I'm...
 
Out There - Tuesday, September 4, 2007 [[ Sherry and Miriam are in a restaurant. ]] / Sherry: I like your timing, luv. After convincing me it would be okay to leave John in charge of my bar, NOW you start questioning what kind of a guy he is. / Miriam: No, you're missing the point, Sher. I KNOW what kind of a guy he is. He's honest and...
Out There - Wednesday, September 5, 2007 [[ Sherry and Miriam are in a restaurant. ]] / Miriam: What's wrong with wanting to improve myself? Shouldn't we ALWAYS be looking to become better people? / Sherry: Sure, I guess. / Sherry: I'm just suspicious of your motivation. Would this have anything to do with wanting John to like you? / Miriam:...
Out There - Thursday, September 6, 2007 Sherry: When I look at John, I don't see a troubled past... I just see, I dunno... serenity, I guess. / Miriam: Mmm-hmmm. / Sherry: The idea that he might be hiding something troubling scares me, because if he IS, he's awfully GOOD at hiding it, which make me question why I should trust him at ALL. / Miriam:...
Out There - Friday, September 7, 2007 [[ Sherry and Miriam are in a restaurant, drinking coffee and discussing why John is the way he is. ]] / Miriam: I think John either did some bad things and decided to turn his life around, or had some bad things happen to him, like a bad relationship. / Miriam: Which would explain why he has no interest...
Out There - Saturday, September 8, 2007 Miriam: So you really don't think John's attractive? I know everybody's tastes are different, but-- / Sherry: I never said that. / Miriam: You didn't? But I thought you-- / Sherry: I think what I said was that I don't think about him in that way. / Miriam: Isn't that the same-- / Sherry: I just meant...
 

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