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Out There - Monday, December 28, 2009 Sherry: You're doing quite well here, James. Maybe I should stick with you and kick Miriam to the curb. / James: Man, I don't want any part of ya'll's freaky incestuous weirdness. / Sherry: Oh, I was just kidding, James, I'm not going to fire my best friend. / Sherry [[putting her hands on James' shoulders]]:...
Out There - Tuesday, December 29, 2009 Sherry: I'm serious about giving you more hours, James. I think I'd like to have some more time off, and *somebody's* got to work those hours. / James: Right, I see how it works. Ya'll make sure I'm here so I don't walk in y'all. It's cool. It's like getting paid to give ya'll privacy. / Sherry: No,...
Out There - Wednesday, December 30, 2009 Sherry: James, I need to say something to somebody, and you're the only one here. / James: Lucky me. / Sherry: The thing is, I've made this bar my whole life the last few years, y'know? And in some ways that's okay, but ultimately, there's been something lacking. / Sherry: So part of this whole thing...
Out There - Thursday, December 31, 2009 James: I get it, Sherry. You played at being career girl for too long, found out there?s no "fulfill" in it, an' now you?re ready for "thrill." / James: Why you picked the straightest damn arrow in the quiver is beyon' me, but it's cool, I've got both your backs. / Sherry: Quiver? / James: It's that...
Out There - Friday, January 1, 2010 Sherry: There's nothing that's more important to me than my bar, James. No *thing* at least; of course certain *people* are more important. / James: Right, John, and Red, and I guess now Chuck. Maybe the lawyer chick. The rest of us can go hang. / Sherry: Is this some passive-aggressive tactic to force...
 
Out There - Saturday, January 2, 2010 James: All right, I'll admit it, Sherry. This place is all right. I'll take whatever hours I can get. / Sherry: I'm happy to hear that, James. I wasn't sure you'd be the best employee, but you've turned out to be pretty good. / [[The two sit in silence]] / James: Man, now I feel guilty. I sometimes...
Out There - Monday, January 4, 2010 Miriam: @%#&, I keep forgetting you're famous, Walter. / Wally: So? / Miriam: Well, you probably want to sit in some dark corner so you won't be recognized and fawned over by some annoying fanboy. / Steven: Whoa! *This* is your friend? The great Wally *Green?* / Rebecca: Welcome to Humility Centra...
Out There - Tuesday, January 5, 2010 Steven: So how do you two know each other? / Wally: We grew up together. Miriam was my next-door neighbor. / Steven: Wow, I can't believe you never told me that, Mir! This guy's a *legend!* / Miriam: Didn't know you were such a fan. Anyway, to *me* he's just my friend Walter. / Miriam: Besides, we never...
Out There - Wednesday, January 6, 2010 Wally: Why don't we give you two some privacy for now, and we can all hang out together in a little bit. / Miriam: Okay. / Rebecca [[walking away with Wally]]: Doesn't this kind of defeat the purpose of our being here? So we could step in if needed? / Wally: We have to give her a little space, Bec. We...
Out There - Thursday, January 7, 2010 Miriam: Okay, I believe you, Steven. I believe you didn't mean to desert me, I believe you thought I wanted you to kiss someone else, I believe everything. / Miriam: I also believe we shouldn't be together. / Steven: There was one other thing I forgot to mention. I quit the band so I could look for you. / Miriam:...
 
Out There - Friday, January 8, 2010 Rebecca: He's cute, but I don't like him. / Wally: That's what you used to say about *her.* / Rebecca: I did not. I would have *never* admitted I thought she was cute. / Wally: True, but your spiteful tone would give it away anyway. / Rebecca: Huh, wonder where that spite came from? Couldn't have been...
Out There - Saturday, January 9, 2010 Steven: Look, what were my choices? The band is on *tour.* We had *commitments* to fulfill. If I'm *in* the band, I *have* to go on with them to the next city. / Steven: But if it's a choice between you and the band, I choose *you.* / Miriam: You don't have to explain it, Steven. I just never imagined...
Out There - Monday, January 11, 2010 Miriam: I feel kinda bad now. / Steven: Why? / Miriam: Well, it was really nice of you to stick around for me, but the bottom line is, I still don't think we should be together. / Steve: Maybe you should think it over some more. 'Cause it you feel bad about it-- / Miriam: --Steven... / Miriam: Wait,...
Out There - Tuesday, January 12, 2010 Rebecca: Too bad Miriam never found someone to settle down with. / Wally: Maybe she's just not the settling down type. / Rebecca: In a way I kind of envy her, but I also pity her. I'm sure she has a lot of fun, but it's probably balanced out by some truly miserable patches. / Wally: *We* have fun, *too*,...
Out There - Wednesday, January 13, 2010 Steven: Well, okay, Miriam. I understand how you feel. Hey, we can still be friends, though, right? / Miriam: Yeah, of course, Steven. I *always* try to remain friends. Case in point, Mr. Baseball star over there. / Steven: You've *got* to tell me all about *that* one of these days. / Miriam: Sorry,...
 
Out There - Thursday, January 14, 2010 Miriam: So, what do you think you'll do now? / Steven: Go home I guess. I've rented a car. I was hoping *you'd* be riding in it too. / Miriam: Well, maybe I should. At least then I'm not relying on Walter and Rebecca to lend me air fare. / Wally: There ya go. / Miriam: I'll go ask them. / Steven: You...
Out There - Friday, January 15, 2010 Rebecca: Do whatever you think is best, Miriam... we're behind you either way. / Wally: Wait. Don't go with him. I don't trust him. / Miriam: I think you're right, Walter. I'll go tell him goodbye. / [[Miriam walks away as Wally and Rebecca smile approvingly]] / Rebecca: This is getting weird. I felt...
Out There - Saturday, January 16, 2010 Steven: Okay, Mir, if I can't change your mind, I guess I'll see you around Portstown eventually. / Miriam: Yeah... eventually. / Steven: What are you going to do now? / Miriam: Probably go back to their house, slip into my bikini, drink wine, and soak in their hot tub. / [[Miriam, perhaps unconsciously,...
Out There - Monday, January 18, 2010 Wally [[in the hallway, closing the door to his bedroom]]: Poor Rebecca just isn't used to drinking this much. / Miriam: Well, I'll be leaving soon, and taking my evil influence with me. / Wally: You going to bed now? / Miriam: Naah, I'm going to hit your jacuzzi. Care to join me? / [[Wally stands awkwardly,...

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