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Out There - Monday, May 12, 2008 [[ It's early in Miriam's shift at the bar. Miriam is sitting down, resting her head on her arms as if she's taking a nap. ]] / [[ James walks in, smiling. ]] / [[ James notices Miriam, stops, and frowns. ]] / James: Wake up, Red. Ya'll got a customer. / [[ Miriam opens eyes, looks peeved. ]] / Miriam: A TIPPING customer? / James: Not lookin' likely at this point.
Out There - Tuesday, May 13, 2008 Miriam: I'm exhausted, James. This schedule is catching up with me. / Miriam: I need to stop coming over to see your roommate at 5:30 in the morning. / James: I didn't know you were doing that. / Miriam: You must be a sound sleeper. / James: Or, whatever you're doing, you're doing very quietly. / {{ Miriam has fallen asleep }} / James: I must be a sound sleeper.
Out There - Wednesday, May 14, 2008 [[At the bar]] / Miriam: I need to find a second job, I'm not making enough money here. / Miriam: But if I do that, I'll have even less time to see my boyfriend. / James: Some people don't have jobs, or boyfriends or girlfriends, or places to live, nothin'. You don't hear them complainin'. / Miriam: Um, I'm pretty sure a lot of them DO complain. / James: Okay, I don't hear them complaining. / Miriam: YOU probably aren't LISTENING.
Out There - Thursday, May 15, 2008 [[ Miriam and James are in the bar. James is holding a pool cue. Miriam looks like she's snoozing. ]] / James: C'mon, Red. A rousing game of 8-ball will lift your spirits. / Miriam: I'm WORKING, James. / James: No you ain't, Red, you're sitting on your ASS. 'Sides, ain't nobody here but US. / Miriam: Oh, all right, rack 'em. / James: Shall we make it INTERESTING? / Miriam: I'm not sure that's possible. / James: C'mon, man, let's play for beers or shots or somethin'. / Miriam: Hope you brought a lot of money. / James: If I had a lot of money, you think I'd be HERE? / Miriam: Money can't buy this kind of excitement.
Out There - Friday, May 16, 2008 [[Miriam and James are playing pool.]] / Miriam: See, I knew as soon as we got started someone would show up. / James: Do whatcha gotta do, Red. / Miriam: Clayton, you just saved James from a *humiliating* defeat. / James [[in background]]: Dream on, sister. / Clayton: Please don't trouble yourself on *my* account, my good woman. I'm perfectly capable of serving myself. / Miriam: Um, I don't think so, dude. Trusting *you* with unsupervised access to Sherry's booze is about like... like... / Clayton: --trusting *you* with it. / Miriam [[drinking]]: True enough. But some of us are born luckier than others.
 
Out There - Saturday, May 17, 2008 Clayton: Aside from the obvious visual appeal of the bartender continuously bending over, the lure of this game escapes me. / James: Sssh, man, I need to concentrate. Ive got a beer riding on this. / Clayton: Really? Hey, Miriam, I want some of James' action. / James: That's a lousy bet, man. I'm losing. / Clayton: If you lose, then she'd get two beers, correct? / James: Right. I don't see how that helps you. / Clayton: The sooner she's drunk, the sooner she's pouring free shots for the rest of the night. / Miriam: You live a rich and vibrant fantasy life, Clayton. / Clayton: All the richer for YOUR part in it, my dear.
Out There - Monday, May 19, 2008 Miriam: *thinking* Looks like I fell asleep in my clothes last night. / Miriam: *thinking* I barely even had anything to drink. I guess I was so tired I didn't have the energy to get undressed. / Miriam: *thinking* I think I might have enough energy now to get undressed. / *Miriam takes off one boot* / Miriam: *thinking* Maybe I'll work on the other boot in an hour or so.
Out There - Tuesday, May 20, 2008 [[Miriam is asleep. There is a knock at the door.]] / Miriam: Entre / [[John peaks his head through the door with a steaming mug in hand. ]] / John: May I come in? I brought you a cup of tea? / Miriam: Mmmm... / [[Miriam drinks the tea while John waits.]] / Miriam: How did you know I woke up with a sore throat? / John: You're usually up by now, so I thought you might not be feeling well. / Miriam: If you were this perceptive of my needs when I met you, things might have turned out differently for us. / John: I brought you a lemon too.
Out There - Wednesday, May 21, 2008 Miriam: Do you need to go back to work? / John: No, but i was thinking of heading down anyway. / Miriam: Fine, i understand. You'd rather hang out with your girlfriend than me... / John: Sherry's not my girlfriend. / Miriam: Well, then just stay here for a little bit... / John: Okay. / Miriam: Thanks for the tea. / John: You're welcome. / Miriam: Actually tastes pretty good, even without any brandy or something in it. / John: It's a special recipe: tea, and water.
Out There - Thursday, May 22, 2008 Miriam: I'm burning the candle from both ends, John. I really need a break. / Miriam: Wouldn't a vacation be fun? / John: What would you do on the vacation? / Miriam: I dunno, hang out and drink, gamble, stay up late, fool around, stuff like that. / John: Isn't that pretty much what you do here? / Miriam: Pretty much. Maybe we could go dancing too. / [[John rolls his eyes.]] / John: Sounds relaxing. / Miriam: Well, ya gotta have the right shoes for it.
 
Out There - Friday, May 23, 2008 [[ Miriam and John are sitting on the couch in the apartment. Miriam is trying to convince John to go on a road trip. ]] / Miriam: Traveling with people helps you to get to know them better. / Miriam: You see Sherry going through the same routines every day, with the same challenges and the same reactions. / Miriam: Get her in a car and a strange town and you'll see a whole other side of her. You owe it to yourself and to her to see that side. / Miriam: And we don't have to all be together the whole time, Chuck and I can go off on our own, and leave you and Sherry alone. / John: Well, that won't be necessary, unless you and Chuck are going to want-- / Miriam: Duhhh!
Out There - Saturday, May 24, 2008 *Miriam trying to convince John to go on a trip* / Miriam: Just think about it, John... It'll only be for a couple of days, and you might be glad you went. / John: Okay. / *Miriam sips her coffee* / Miriam: Travelling with me wasn't so bad, was it? 'Cause you know, you could have gotten out of the care at any time. / John: It was fine, Miriam. / *John starts to leave and Miriam looks up from her spot on the couch* / Miriam: Thank you for not getting out of the car at any time. / John: You're welcome.
Out There - Monday, May 26, 2008 *Chuck and Miriam discussing the trip to Oceanic City in Sherry's bar* / Chuck: Oceanic City, huh? I dunno. It's not my favorite place in the world. / Miriam: Really? Why not? / Chuck: Well, I'm not much of a gambler. I don't like throwing my money away. / Miriam: Well, there are other things to do there, aren't there? / Chuck: Sure, when the weather's nice. This isn't really the best time of year to be hanging out on the beach. / Miriam: No, it's not. / *Chuck looks at Miriam who has her head down and pouting* / Chuck: Is that a real pout, or a "For comic effect" pout? / Miriam: Depends. Which type works best on you?
Out There - Tuesday, May 27, 2008 *Sherry and John discussing going to Oceanic City in the bar* / Sherry: So, this Oceanic City idea of Mir's—do you really want to go? / John: I'll go. / Sherry: That's not what I asked. / John: Well, as I said earlier, this particular destination doesn't hold much appeal for me. / Sherry: Well, then are you going because Miriam wants you to, or because you think— *cuts off* / *John finishes sentence* / John: —you want me to? / *Sherry and John stare at each other* / Sherry: That @#$% set this whole &$#@! thing up just to force us to have this conversation. / John: Heh, That sounds like something SHE would say.
Out There - Wednesday, May 28, 2008 [[Chuck and Miriam at the bar.]] / Miriam: It's frustrating that work has to get in the way of doing stuff. I think the four of us going away somewhere would be a lot of fun. / Chuck: Yeah, I'm sure it would. But you bar people and your crazy schedules screw everything up. / Miriam: Well, I think it's you nine-to-five people who screw everything up. / Chuck: Well, YOU would. / Miriam: Hey, listen to us. We're actually FIGHTING. / Miriam: We could go somewhere and make up if I wasn't working. / Chuck: Well, if you worked nine-to-five...
 
Out There - Thursday, May 29, 2008 *Sherry and John sitting outside drinking coffee* / Sherry: You know how Miriam's all touchy-feely with everybody? / John: Yeah, I've observed a bit of that. / Sherry: Well, I'm not really like that. I feel more comfortable with a little bit of distance between myself and others. / Sherry: Unless it's Miriam. We're so close, she doesn't count. Or, if it's somebody else I feel really close to. / *Sherry leans against John and puts her head on his shoulder* / *Sherry, sitting up and looking away from John* / Sherry: Or if I'm cold. And it's $%#@& cold out here. / *John giving Sherry a look* / John: We could go inside.
Out There - Friday, May 30, 2008 *Chuck leaving the bar* / Chuck: Good night, I'll talk to you soon. / Miriam: Okay, 'Night. / *Sherry talking to John, Araceli in the background is walking down the street to the bar* / Sherry: So, we're cool, right? / John: Sure.Good night, Sherry. / *Sherry goes inside bar and greets Miriam* / Sherry: Hiya. / Miriam: Hi. / *Miriam and Sherry stare down glumly**Araceli stares at them mopping* / Araceli: Oh, I get it. In this bar the customers try to solve the bartenders' problems. / Miriam: We're always breaking new ground in here.
Out There - Saturday, May 31, 2008 Miriam: Chuck's not into the Oceanic City thing... I don't wanna make him go if he's not gonna have any fun. / Sherry: Well, then we should let John of the hook too, because he's not really into it either. / Miriam: Do YOU still want to go? / Sherry: Sure, I WANT to... but that would mean leaving John here to work by himself, and we've already done that to him recently. So I don't know... / [[Miriam looks at Araceli, who is drinking]] / Miriam: Hey, Ari— / Araceli: I can be ready in an hour.
Out There - Monday, June 2, 2008 [[Throughout this strip Sherry wears a bathrobe, and Miriam is in her underwear, packing.]]{{Obviously it's late in the evening.}} / Sherry: I didn't realize you and Araceli had become such good pals. I guess I haven't been paying much attention. / Miriam: Well, we're not, really. We've hung out a couple of times after I've gotten off work. We're still getting to know each other. / Miriam: But she seems like a nice kid,and I really want to go to Oceanic City, and I don't want to go by myself, so... / Miriam: Oh, and I know she's not going to hit on me, because we've been through that already. / Sherry: She hit on you? / Miriam: No she DIDN'T hit on me. That's how I found out she's into girls. / Sherry: Please don't explain that. It's late and I'm too tired.
Out There - Tuesday, June 3, 2008 [[Miriam in her underwear, Sherry in a bathrobe. Miriam has finished packing. It's presumably late. They continue their dialog from last strip.]] / Sherry: I guess I just ASSUMED Araceli was straight—I always see her hanging out with James or Clayton. / Sherry: And then there was that cute guy she came in with. / Miriam: Well, I'm going to be asking her about THAT. Apparently they used to go out. / Sherry: I don't know if you should push it, Mir... it's really none of your business. / Miriam: Well, what ELSE are we gonna do? Talk about ME the whole time? / [[Panel: Blink, blink]] / Miriam: I DO need a vacation. That was the silliest thing I said in WEEKS. / Sherry [[smirking]]: I was about to ask if you were feeling okay.
 
Out There - Wednesday, June 4, 2008 Miriam: How are you and John getting along, Sher? / Sherry: Well... / Sherry: We're getting along fine. I'm really glad to have him as a friend, and we seem to be on the same page as far as remaining just friends. / Miriam: But... / Sherry: How do you know there's a "but"? / [[Cheesecake shot of Miriam]] / Miriam: There's always a "but." / Sherry: There's NOT always a "but." / Miriam: Maybe not. But there's a but this time. Tell Dr. Miriam about it. / Sherry: Shall I start self-medicating first, doctor?
Out There - Thursday, June 5, 2008 Sherry: I know that I just want to be friends with John, but... hugging him feels really -nice-. / Miriam: Ah, yes, those "stirrings". / Miriam: Look, Sherry. If something is bound to happen, it's going to happen whether you try to stop it or not. / Miriam: So stop trying to stop it! If you and John are only meant to be friends, you'll find that out. Either way, why not make finding out -enjoyable-? / Sherry: There's more to consider than just having fun, Mir. Although I don't know why I'd expect you to understand that. / Miriam: Sher, when did you become so @#%&! -cautious-? / Sherry: I had this friend who -wasn't-. Served as a pretty good negative role model. / Miriam: Did this friend not live to tell the tale? And the next tale, and the next one?
Out There - Friday, June 6, 2008 Miriam: I hate to see you denying yourself what you deserve, Sher. Although in this case, maybe it's impossible to attain anyway. / Sherry: Yeah, well, that's the other problem, of course. It's not like John is giving me any indication about *anything*. / Miriam: That being the "John Way". / Miriam: Well, if you can crack *that* nut, my hat's off to you. I tried, sort of. Of course, if I really I *had* been trying, maybe things would have been different. / Sherry: Well, I'm *not* trying, and I don't intend to *start*. I'll just stick with hugs for now. / Miriam: Sounds good. I'll see you in a few days. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. / Sherry: I don't *know* of anything you wouldn't do.
Out There - Saturday, June 7, 2008 Ari: Hey Mir! Are you still coming? I'm rarin' to go! / Mir: Actually, I'm getting out of my car now. I'll be at your doorstep in seconds. / Mir: Oh my God, Ari! What hit this place? / Ari: Uh, I haven't gotten around to cleaning much lately. / Ari: I usually clean for company, but I didn't know until a few hours ago you'd be coming over, so... / Mir: Looks like you're copying Clayton's decor. / Mir: [[holding up centerfold]] Wow, the attention to detail is staggering! / Ari: Okay, let's go!
Out There - Monday, June 9, 2008 [[Miriam and Araceli are in a car; Miriam is driving.]] / Miriam: I hope you're ready for some serious partying, Ari. You don't want to be shown up by an old lady do you? / Araceli: You're not that much older than me, Miriam. / Miriam: I know, but I feel a lot older. You're still single, and wild and irresponsible, and I'm attached- / Araceli: -and wild and irresponsible. / Miriam: Wanna see how fast this sucker can go? / Araceli: As your attorney, I'd advise you to put down your drink first.
 
Out There - Tuesday, June 10, 2008 [[In a car.]] / Araceli: It's funny that you think I'm wild. I'm usually very restrained, unless I'm at your bar. / Araceli: The rest of my time is spent working and worrying about work. But being around you and Clayton makes me think it's okay to cut loose. / Miriam: Then depending on how you look at it, I'm either a really GOOD influence or a really BAD one. / Araceli: Yeah, depending. / Miriam: I can't help how FUN I am, Ari. / Araceli: Oh, I'm sure you COULD, but I won't ask you to.
Out There - Wednesday, June 11, 2008 [[Miriam and Ari are in the car, with Miriam behind the wheel.]] / Miriam: You should be proud of yourself, Ari. You've accomplished a lot more than *I* ever will, and in a much shorter time. / Miriam: I guess I never had much ambition beyond having a good time. I don't think I ever thought I could be much more than a lowly bartender. / Ari: You *are* more than that, Miriam. And there's nothing lowly about you. / Miriam: You're nice, Ari. Thank you. / Miriam: Hey, could you take the wheel for a while? This road's *way* too bumpy for me to drive *and* avoid spilling my tequila. / Ari: Um, sure.
Out There - Thursday, June 12, 2008 [[Car interior: Araceli driving, Miriam in passenger seat.]] / Araceli: Oops, I almost forgot I need to put a call into work. / [[Araceli holding cellphone.]] / Araceli: Hey, Rod, I need a couple days off. Something came up. / [[Araceli listens to cellphone.]] / Araceli: No, the smart-ass redhead. / Miriam: Cool, he remembers me.
Out There - Friday, June 13, 2008 [[Car interior: Miriam and Araceli.]] / Miriam: So that was good timing, because I was going to grill you about that Rod guy. / Araceli: Why, are you interested in him? / Miriam: What? No, of course not. I was just inquiring for SHERRY. I'm taken, remember? One man is DEFINITELY enough for ME. / [[Araceli glances sideways at Miriam.]] / Araceli: Second thoughts about that? / Miriam: No, but it still sounds funny to me when I say it.
Out There - Saturday, June 14, 2008 [[Miriam and Araceli on their drive to Oceanic City]] / Araceli: Rod and I used to date. That was a few years ago. Didn't work out, but we're the best of friends NOW. / Miriam: So that was before you figured out you— / Araceli: - not exactly. I mean I always KNEW, but— / Miriam: Oh, so he was sort of an experiment? / Araceli: Yeah, you could say that. The LAST experiment, as it turned out. / Miriam: Hmmm. Not exactly a ringing endorsement of his, uh... / Araceli: I prefer to think of him as the exception that proved the rule.
 

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