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Z A P ! Not Dead Yet [[William slumps over]] / [[William lands on the floor while Gunner and Naveed watch]] / <> / Naveed: Uh! You killed him? / [[Naveed turns to Gunner]] / Naveed: After you told me I couldn't? / Gunner: He's not dead, Naveed. But if you're patient, I'll let you have him when I'm done. / [[Naveed and Gunner...
Z A P ! {{Title: Toy Soldier}} / [[Will starts to get up]] / Naveed: What did you DO to him? / Gunner: I sealed his mind. / Gunner: We need someone to maintain regular contact with the GEF while I finish mobilizing the army. / Gunner: With me puppeteering General Verbatim's favorite toy soldier... / Gunner:...
The First Ship Gunner: Naveed / Gunner: do you have those coordinates I gave you? / Naveed: Yeah... somewhere. / Gunner: They'll lead you to the first ship. I want you to bring it back to me. / Gunner: You can take the Satellites if you want. / {{Naveed speaks from off panel.}} / [[Gunner types on a keyboard.]] / Naveed:...
Z A P ! [[Naveed walks up behind Gunner.]] / Naveed: Zap this... / [[Naveed embraces Gunner.]] / Naveed: Zap that. / [[Naveed puts her head on Gunner's shoulder.]] / Naveed: It's always about him now. / Naveed: It's like suddenly he's more important than me. / Gunner: Naveed. Don't be ridiculous. / Gunner:...
Z A P ! {{Crowded}} / Gunner: Bring me his ship. / Gunner: Oh. / Gunner: And don't worry about the trip back. / [[Naveed is at the door and stops to turn around]] / Gunner: It won't be as crowded / [[Naveed is glaring back at Gunner furiously]] / Naveed: ... / <>
 
Who Done It? [[Gunner stands before Zap. Zap is still laying on the ground.]] / [[Gunner uses telekinesis to grasp Zap's neck.]] / <> / [[Gunner lifts Zap upright.]] / [[Gunner grabs Zap's collar and slams Zap against the wall.]] / {{Gunner speaks from off panel.}} / <> / Gunner: I know it was you,...
Emo Zap Is Emo Zap: Why did you kill him? / {{Gunner speaks from off panel.}} / Gunner: The old man? He was a nuisance. / [[William stands passive in the background.]] / Gunner: He saw every move we made. / {{Gunner speaks from off panel.}} / Gunner: I couldn't leave an oracle that powerful to predice our movements. / Zap:...
Emo Zap Is Emo Zap: Why did you kill him? / {{Gunner speaks from off panel.}} / Gunner: The old man? He was a nuisance. / [[William stands passive in the background.]] / Gunner: He saw every move we made. / {{Gunner speaks from off panel.}} / Gunner: I couldn't leave an oracle that powerful to predice our movements. / Zap:...
Z A P ! [[ Zap is up against the wall, still being held there by Gunner ]] / Zap: Why did you kill him? / Gunner: The old man? He was a nuisance. / [[ Side profile of Gunner's face. Will is standing up against the wall facing Gunner in the background. ]] / Gunner: He saw every move we made. / [[Zap again, looks...
Nauseating [[Zap struggles to use his psychic power.]] / <> / Zap: Nngh! / [[Zap sinks to the floor.]] / <> / Zap: Uh... / Gunner: You can't attack while wearing a suppressor. / Gunner: You should know that. You designed them. / Gunner: When you attempt to release the energy, it closes your circuit and...
Trust [[Zap is still kneeling in the floor, bound and wearing a suppressor crown.]] / Zap: I won't help you. / Gunner: Don't flatter yourself by thinking that I'm giving you options. / Zap: Even if I get my memories back. / [[Gunner runs his hand through his hair.]] / {{Zap speaks from off panel.}} / Zap: I won't. / Gunner...
Trust [[Zap is still kneeling in the floor, bound and wearing a suppressor crown.]] / Zap: I won't help you. / Gunner: Don't flatter yourself by thinking that I'm giving you options. / Zap: Even if I get my memories back. / [[Gunner runs his hand through his hair.]] / {{Zap speaks from off panel.}} / Zap: I won't. / Gunner...
Rude Awakening [[Reona sleeps in a strange room. Various objects are stored there.]] / [[Reona wakes.]] / Reona: Nn... / [[Robot looks down at Reona.]] / Robot: Hey!! / Robot: You awake? / [[Reona startles.]] / Reona: Gah! / Reona: Robot?
 
Pirate Ship [[Reona sits up.]] / Robot: You snore like a freight-hover-train, did you know that? / Reona: Where's Zap? / {{Robot speaks from off panel.}} / Robot: No Zap. / Robot: Or Grontar. / [[Reona stands up.]] / Robot: I haven't seen either of them since I rebooted in here. / [[Reona looks around.]] / Reona:...
Z A P ! {{Issue #397 Captain Saver}} / [[Reona in ship's cabin, wrapped in blanket]] / Reona: No! We don't have time for this! / [[Robot sitting on crate, Reona running to door]] / Robot: Oh, well I'm sure if you explained that to the pirates... / [[Reona grabs door handle]] / <> / Reona: You don't understand!...
Z A P ! {{Issue #397 Captain Saver}} / [[Reona in ship's cabin, wrapped in blanket]] / Reona: No! We don't have time for this! / [[Robot sitting on crate, Reona running to door]] / Robot: Oh, well I'm sure if you explained that to the pirates... / [[Reona grabs door handle]] / <> / Reona: You don't understand!...
Classy! Robot: Woah, wait! Gunner? Was he the guy with the hood and the force field? / Robot: That is so classy. I alwys liked that guy. / Reona: Shut up you stupid robot! He-- / [[A noise at the door is heard.]] / <> / {{Inman speaks from off panel.}} / Inman: Whoops! / [[The door is unlatched.]] / <> / [[The...
Looksee [[Reona flings the blanket from her shoulders.]] / <> / Reona: Stay right there! / [[Reona's arm cannon starts to deploy.]] / <> / [[Reona winces.]] / Reona: Augh! / {{Flashback to Do Unto Others.}} / [[Gunner restrains Reona by grabbing her arms.]] / {{Reona thinks from off panel.}} / Reona...
Much Better Narration: A little later... / [[Inman and Reona sit on the floor. Inman repairs Reona's prosthetic arm.]] / Inman: ...an' we was in lockdown at the casino with you. Firstly, we wanted yer robot. So we followed you out to the amusement park where ya got in that spot a' trouble. / <> / Inman:...
Much Better Narration: A little later... / [[Inman and Reona sit on the floor. Inman repairs Reona's prosthetic arm.]] / Inman: ...an' we was in lockdown at the casino with you. Firstly, we wanted yer robot. So we followed you out to the amusement park where ya got in that spot a' trouble. / <> / Inman:...
 
After You! [[Inman stashes his screwdriver in a inner vest pocket.]] / Inman: Well, we best be getting topside. / Reona: Uh, wait! / Reona: What kind of rescue mission? / Inman: I'm just the messenger, lass. I'll be lettin' Cap'n fill ya in on the rest. / [[Inman leads Reona and Robot down a hall.]] / Inman: This...
All Hands on Deck {{Double length comic}} / [[Reona and Robot continue on to the exit. Inman grins.]] / [[Reona approaches an ajar door. Light pours in from the opening.]] / [[Reona's shoes cast a long shadow from the bright light outdoors.]] / [[Reona shields her eyes from the light.]] / Reona: Nng! / [[Reona steps...
Prep Sails Inman: Welcome to Aquaria. / [[Scherzer shouts to the deck crew.]] / Scherzer: Prep sails! / [[Inman guides Reona away from the gunwale.]] / Inman: Best not to stand by the edge when we launch sails. / Reona: Oh? / [[Robot leans on the gunwale.]] / Robot: I'm still by the edge... / [[A telescoping mast...
Solar Sails [[Bright yellow sparks emanate from the masts.]] / [[The sparks start to form translucent sails.]] / <> / [[Three yellow, translucent sails appear on the masts.]] / [[Reona looks at the sails. Robot is covered in soot.]] / Reona: Sails? / Inman: Aye. Solar sails. / [[Robot grabs Reona's blanket.]] / [[Robot...
A Majestic Name [[Scherzer looms before Reona. Reona backs away.]] / [[Reona trips on Robot's foot.]] / <> / [[Reona falls back onto the ground.]] / <> / Reona: Nng! / [[Inman helps Reona up.]] / Inman: Easy there, lass. / Inman: It's just ol' Scherzer. / [[Inman motions towards Reona.]] / Inman: This here...
 
Cap'n Reona: Well, Captain Scherzer, why did you bring us here? / [[Scherzer and Inman look at each other.]] / {{Scherzer and Inman share a speech bubble.}} / Scherzer and Inman: ...? / [[Scherzer and Inman laugh.]] / {{Scherzer and Inman share a speech bubble.}} / Scherzer and Inman: Ha ha ha ha! / [[Reona...
Scherzer: Entrance Ruiner [[Holly looks down at the deck.]] / [[Holly grins.]] / [[Holly runs down the railing.]] / [[Holly steps off the railing.]] / [[Holly's hat flies off as she falls.]] / [[Holly leaps off the railing.]] / [[Holly lands on the deck below.]] / <> / [[Holly reaches up for her hat.]] / [[Holly...
Cap'n Holly [[Holly puts on her hat.]] / Holly: Much better. / Holly: Now then. Where's me manners? / Holly: Holly Kidson's the name. / Holly: Holly to me friends. Cap'n Kidson to me enemies. / [[Holly puts her arms around Reona's and Robot's shoulders. Holly smiles deviously. Reona is uncomfortable.]] / Holly:...
Cap'n Holly [[Holly puts on her hat.]] / Holly: Much better. / Holly: Now then. Where's me manners? / Holly: Holly Kidson's the name. / Holly: Holly to me friends. Cap'n Kidson to me enemies. / [[Holly puts her arms around Reona's and Robot's shoulders. Holly smiles deviously. Reona is uncomfortable.]] / Holly:...
Code of the Pirates [[Reona pushes Holly's arm off from around her shoulder.]] / Reona: So Captain uh-- / Holly: Just Holly. / Reona: Um... Holly. / Reona: I'm Reona Lightstar. / Robot: And I don't want to be here. / Reona: Inman said you needed help? / Holly: Aye. / Reona: But... wait. If you needed help, why didn't you...
Z A P ! Issue # 412 Title: Can't Stay / Holly: Aye. That's quite the story. / Holly: It seems we did nick you off at a bad time, then. / Reona: That's why we can't stay and help you right now. / Reona: So can you please take us back to the casino? / Reona: If he's okay, Grontar is probably still there with...
 
Z A P ! Reona: In time for what? / Holly: We're breakin' into a temple. / Reona: Breaking in? No way! / Reona: We're not going to help you steal anything! / Holly: It's me dad... / Reona: Uh... / Reona: Huh? / Holly: They got 'im.
Z A P ! WHO'S GOT HIM? / THE AQUARIANS. / THIS BE THEIR PLANET, AFTERALL. WE HAD A DEAL WIT 'EM TO LET US USE THE FLOATING ISLANDS TO STASH OUR LOOT. / THEN G.E.F. SHOWED UP. / THEY CONVINCED THE AQUARIANS THAT WE WAS UP TO NO GOOD. ME DAD WENT TO TALK SOME SENSE INTO 'EM. / THAT'S WHEN THEY TOOK 'IM. / THEY...
Z A P ! Holly: Yar. Tell ya what, Reona. After we rescue me dad me an' the boys'll help ya get yer Zap fellow back, huh? / Reona: Really? / Holly: Aye! Why not? So, have we got a deal? / [[Holly and Reona shake hands]] / Reona: Aye! / Holly: Don't be tryin' ta talk like us, now. It be patronizing. / Reona: ...
Z A P ! Another Promise Reona: Hang on just a little longer. / Reona: I AM coming for you. / Reona: I promise.
Z A P ! I'm Back Zap: Excelsior! / Zap: I'm back.
 

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