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Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #112 Who You Callin' Lazy?}} / [[Zap is asleep, sitting on the purple couch in the spaceship's lounge]] / Zap: *ZZZ* / [[Robot enters the lounge, approaching Zap]] / <> / Zap: *ZNNN* / [[Close-up: Robot has a nightcap on and yawns]] / Robot: *YAWN* / [[Close-up: Robot's eye is wide open]] / Robot:...
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #113 Wakin' Up}} / [[Reona is in her large bed with her hand on one of two pillows, a purple blanket covering her; she is wearing a purple nightie]] / Reona: *ZZZZZZZZ* / [[Reona rolls over, reaches out to her other pillow]] / Reona: Znn... Efrem... / [[Reona wakes slowly, her eyes slightly...
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #114 The Both Said It...}} / [[Reona is sad, looking down]] / Reona: Why am I thinking about him? / [[Reona looks up and to the side]] / Reona: He's so clumsy and simple... / And he keeps making passes at me... / [[Circular window on her wall, showing a starry black sky]] / Reona: But there's something...
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #115 Too Funny to Miss}} / [[Reona is walking down the ship's hallway, Grontar comes around a corner behind her; Reona looks back at him]] / Grontar: Reona! / I've been looking all over for you. / [[Close-up of Grontar, looking serious]] / Grontar: I need your help on the observation deck. / [[Close-up...
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #116 Unplug Me}} / [[Zap is trying to get at Robot, Grontar is holding Zap and Robot apart]] / <><><> / Grontar: Okay, that's enough! / [[Reona is angry, pointing at Zap and Robot]] / Reona: You two need to apologize and hug. / [[Zap and Robot are glaring at each other, Reona is...
 
Bad Liar [[A domed space station is shown.]] / Narrator: Silnari Maintenance Station / Silnari docking officer (over radio): Silnari to Excelsior. You are cleared for docking. / [[Zap is at the controls. Reona is directing him. Grontar and Robot look on.]] / Reona: Easy! Easy!! Not too fast, Zap! / [[Reona...
Z A P ! {{Issue #118 Raise the Roof}} / [[Excelsior enters the docking station]] / <> / Command Station Guy: Excelsior you are cleared for dock 47. / [[Reona screams and points out the window while Zap looks at the screen]] / Zap: I've never seen THAT before... / Reona: Zap! Look out! You're gonna hit...
Z A P ! {{Issue #119 A Favor}} / [[Kasey is lying under a small spacecraft, surrounded by tools, oil, and small robots]] / Kasey: Oh, no Reona! / Kasey: That's horrible! / Kasey: Wrench. / [[Kaset is speaking into a headset]] / Kasey: No problem! I'll fix you up personally. / Kasey: You know I'll always help...
Z A P ! {{Issue #119 A Favor}} / [[Kasey is lying under a small spacecraft, surrounded by tools, oil, and small robots]] / Kasey: Oh, no Reona! / Kasey: That's horrible! / Kasey: Wrench. / [[Kaset is speaking into a headset]] / Kasey: No problem! I'll fix you up personally. / Kasey: You know I'll always help...
Sparky Zap: So who's this lady we're meeting? / Robot: It's Kasey! / Robot: She's a Stickle! / Robot: She's CRAZY! / Grontar: Not to mention she's head~over heels for ol' sparky here. / Zap: Sparky...? / Robot: Shut up. / <> / Kasey: Sparky! / Kasey: I missed you!
Z A P ! [[Still holding Robot high off the ground Kasey turns to notice Zap]] / Robot: Let go, woman! / Kasey: ? / [[Dropping Robot Kasey engages Zap with a sneer. Zap looks at her curiously]] / Kasey: Well, well, well... This must be the new captain. / <> / [[Kasey shakes Zap's hand rubs his hair]] / Kasey:...
 
Z A P ! Kasey: Good to see you're still jealous of my mechanic skills, Grontar. / Kasey: Have you realized twice the arms doesn't mean you're twice the mechanic? / Kasey: We Stickles have a natural affinity for the mecha technologies. / Zap: That would explain the infatuation with Robot. / Kasey: Oh yeah! / Kasey:...
Z A P ! [[Zap smirks at an irritated Robot while Kasey reminisces with sparkles in her eyes]] / / Zap: Why are you calling him "Sparky?" / Kasey: That was my name for him when we were an item... (heart) / [[Zap arches an eyebrow as Robot retorts]] / / Robot: Were an item! I'm with someone else now! / / Kasey:...
Z A P ! [[Reona cuts into the hostilities between Robot and Kasey]] / / Reona: Um... As much as I enjoy this... We are on a mission, and my arm still needs to be repaired. / / Kasey: Oh, sorry Reona! Let's get you fixed up. / [[Robot, Grontar, and Zap are stunned into silence as Reona takes a harsh tone with...
Z A P ! [[Zap, Grontar, and Robot stand at the ship dock on Silnari Station]] / / Grontar: Listen here, Vexler. / [[Grontar pokes at a frightened Zap]] / / Grontar: Robot an I are going to run a diagnostic check on Excelsior. / <> / [[Zap scowls dusts himself off as Grontor and Robot return to the Excelsior]] / /...
Z A P ! Gunner: Zap! / Zap: ? / Gunner: Zap Vexler, is that you? / Gunner: Talk about a small universe! I never thought I'd run into you here! / Gunner: Zap, old friend, it's been ages! / Zap: Oh, man! I totally missed you, man! / Zap: Who are you again?
 
Z A P ! [[The mysterious stranger tries to get Zap to remember him]] / / Stranger: Zap, it's me! / [[Zap stares blankly]] / / Stranger: Gunner. / [[Zap stares blankly]] / / Gunner: Gunner Stryfe! You're best friend! / [[Zap looks away sadly]] / / Zap: I'm sorry, Gunner. But... I just can't remember my past. / [[Gunner...
Z A P ! Archives [[Original sketch of Zap]] / June 13, 2004 was ZAP!'s one year anniversary. Wow, huh? So, at this time, I thought it would be fun to take a little look back at ZAP! for the first year. It's been a pretty interesting one. / [[Current sketch of Zap]] / Here's a good example! Look at this, friends! Above...
A Stickle Invention You're sure about this, Reona? / Yes, Kasey. / If I had been able to defend myself before, I wouldn't have this arm to begin with. / Well, okay then! / <> / Reona, when I'm finished... / <> / You won't worry about defense ever again! / I'm going to install this energy cell. / It's super-powerful. / I...
Z A P ! {{Issue #150 STICKLE SLEEPS WITH SPARKY}} / Reona: That's enough, guys. We need to figure out where everyone is going to stay. / Zap: What do you mean? / Reona: Well, there are only four cabins. Two people are going to double up. / Stickle: [[Excitedly]] I'm all for bunking with Sparky! / Robot:...
Z A P ! Zap: Okay, then Grontar and Gunner get their own rooms 'cause their names both start with a "G." / Zap: And... / Zap: ...Miss Angelface and I will bunk together. / Reona: Zap, my last name isn't "Angelface," it's Lightstar. / Zap: Oh, my bad. / Zap: Miss Lightstar and I will bunk together. / Reona: That's...
 
Z A P ! {{ZAP! Vol. 3 Every Good Deed Brings Trouble.}} / [[Zap's eyes are green; he is bring lifted up by his collar. The alien lifting his is silver and green with red dreds and a golden visor. Reona is watching from behind with her arm-canon out, clearly concerned.]]
Z A P ! {{ZAP! Vol. 3 Every Good Deed Brings Trouble.}} / [[Zap's eyes are green; he is bring lifted up by his collar. The alien lifting his is silver and green with red dreds and a golden visor. Reona is watching from behind with her arm-canon out, clearly concerned.]]
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #163 (She's been acting weird!}} / {{Later, on the bridge...}} / [[Robot is plugged into Excelsior, Kasey stands behind him, both looking mildly surprised]] / Robot: It seems to be some kind of DISTRESS signal... / The codes don't look G.E.F., though. / [[Close-up of Grontar]] / Grontar: It's coming...
Get used to him Reona: Nothing is WITH me! / Reona: I'm not the one who CHOSE Zap, you know! / Reona: He's the captain now. I can't change it! / Reona: You can't change it! We just... / Reona: ... have to get used to him... Efrem's gone... / Robot: Yeah... I guess you're right. / Zap: HE-E-Y! / Zap: Zap Vexler's...
Z A P ! Zap: So, what seems to be the problem up here? / Robot: Well, if you had gotten here on time you would know that we received a distress signal from a damaged cruiser. / Zap: Ok... so... / Zap: Let's go save them? / Grontar: It's not that easy! / Grontar: We're on a mission of extreme importance! We...
Z A P ! Narrator: Meanwhile, on Earth... / President Billings: ...Therefore, I hereby claim the Quarnax 4 system in the name of the Galactic Earth Federation. / President Billings: Thus, all sentient species are now official citizens of the G.E.F. and must obey all G.E.F. laws... / President Billings: ...including...
 
Z A P ! {{Issue #188 Something Contained}} / [[Reona speaks into her wrist communicator while Kasey gets Zap out of the machine]] / Reona: What is it, Robot?! / What did you find? / [[Robot is looking downwards]] / Robot: Well, according to the system here, half of the ship has been SEALED OFF. / The life-support...
Z A P ! {{Issue #189 In Your Scopes (Part 1)}} / [[Excelsior docks to the large ship]] / <> / [[Zap, Reona, Kasey, and Grontar enter the large ship, looking around, a bit wary]] / <> / [[Grontar and Kasey are standing at a closed metal door, Grontar scratching his head; Reona approaches Zap]] / Grontar:...
Z A P ! {{Issue #189 In Your Scopes (Pt 2)}} / [[Close-up of Zap, shocked, with a white background]] / Zap: Wha-? / [[Zap is standing in the new, black room, casting a long shadow from the light of the previous room]] / Zap: Zunis... / [[Grontar, Reona and Kasey also enter the room; Zap looks back slightly]] / Zap:...
Call Me Grivak Grivak: My name is Grivak. / Grivak: I'm a bounty hunter. I came to this ship with my team in search of a high-yield bounty. / Grivak: But the only things we found... / Grivak: Were the bodies. / Grivak: Quadrillian bodies. / Grontar: WHAT?!
Z A P ! Grivak: Don't you get it? I'm a trained bounty hunter and I couldn't kill it! / Zap: But I'm a captain. / Zap: My duty is to protect my crew. Killing this thing would do that. / Reona: Zap, you don't have to do this to prove yourself to me. / Reona: I know you're a good captain. / Reona: I just... / Reona:...
 

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