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Z A P ! Zap: Well, then it's settled! / Zap: We'll kill this thing no problem! / Gravik: You don't understand! / Gravik: This thing killed three trained bounty hunters! You spacers don't stand a chance! / Zap: Yeah, but I'm an uber psychic. / Gravik: Fine, go commit suicide! / Gravik: I'm staying right here. / Zap:...
Plenty of Time Reona: I guess Zap has called it a night... / Grontar: But don't we need him for the hyperjump? / [[Grontar grits his teeth.]] / Grontar: Not that he helped much before. / Reona: No... he's been through a lot today. / Reona: Besides, he may not be able to work it anyway. / [[Kasey and Robot look on.]]...
Z A P ! [[This is the Chapter cover for Volume 4. Dressed to the nines, albeit a pathetic powder-blue tuxedo for our dimwitted hero, Zap and Reona sit at a casino table with three face-down cards and five stacks of red, blue, and yellow chips. Zap grins as he holds up an ace of hearts.]] / {{Comic title: ZAP!...
Z A P ! [[This is the Chapter cover for Volume 4. Dressed to the nines, albeit a pathetic powder-blue tuxedo for our dimwitted hero, Zap and Reona sit at a casino table with three face-down cards and five stacks of red, blue, and yellow chips. Zap grins as he holds up an ace of hearts.]] / {{Comic title: ZAP!...
Z A P ! {{Title: A Different Kind of "ZAP!"}} / [[William stands in a brick-red cell with a trollish guard named Serjak.]] / William: Why don't you just make it EASY on yourselves... and TELL us where the PSYCHIC is. / [[Justin and Jason are bound and on their knees.]] / Justin: NEVER, you G.E.F. DOG. / William:...
Z A P ! {{Title: A Different Kind of "ZAP!"}} / [[William stands in a brick-red cell with a trollish guard named Serjak.]] / William: Why don't you just make it EASY on yourselves... and TELL us where the PSYCHIC is. / [[Justin and Jason are bound and on their knees.]] / Justin: NEVER, you G.E.F. DOG. / William:...
Z A P ! [[With Justin and William looking on, Serjak continues torturing Jason with an electric prodding stick.]] / <> / Jason Wilkins: To be, or not to be! / <> / Jason Wilkins: A rose by any other name... / <> / Jason Wilkins: Oh, happy dagger! / Justin Smith: Stop it! He's not...
Z A P ! [[With Justin and William looking on, Serjak continues torturing Jason with an electric prodding stick.]] / <> / Jason Wilkins: To be, or not to be! / <> / Jason Wilkins: A rose by any other name... / <> / Jason Wilkins: Oh, happy dagger! / Justin Smith: Stop it! He's not...
 
Z A P ! [[William folds his arms and stands aside.]] / William Haskins: This is pointless. The officer can't be broken and the other is an idiot. These two are totally useless to us. I see no reason to torment them further. / [[He walks away.]] / William Haskins: I'm finished with this. Schedule them both...
Z A P ! [[William folds his arms and stands aside.]] / William Haskins: This is pointless. The officer can't be broken and the other is an idiot. These two are totally useless to us. I see no reason to torment them further. / [[He walks away.]] / William Haskins: I'm finished with this. Schedule them both...
Z A P ! [[Vitale appears, a small but majestic creature who seems to glow. / Vitale: Was public execution really necessary? That's so unlike you... / William Haskins: Unfortunately, Vitale, those orders were not FROM me, they were GIVEN to me. It is my duty as a soldier of the G.E.F. to follow my orders. / Vitale:...
Z A P ! [[Vitale appears, a small but majestic creature who seems to glow. / Vitale: Was public execution really necessary? That's so unlike you... / William Haskins: Unfortunately, Vitale, those orders were not FROM me, they were GIVEN to me. It is my duty as a soldier of the G.E.F. to follow my orders. / Vitale:...
Z A P ! [[Williams office, William stands behind his desk about to take his seat. Vitale sits in front of William's desk. William's uniform is sitting unused in it's right place, helmet and shoulder pads on their stand.]] / William Haskins; So my old friend... I'm sure the thrill of interrogation did not bring...
Z A P ! [[Vitale uses his psychic power to gather the liquid William has just sputtered. William watches in wonder as the blob of glowing liquid floats past him and goes back into his cup.]] / William: Heh. I'll never get used to you PSYCHICS and your tricks / William: Which is why I think this appointment...
Z A P ! [[Vitale uses his psychic power to gather the liquid William has just sputtered. William watches in wonder as the blob of glowing liquid floats past him and goes back into his cup.]] / William: Heh. I'll never get used to you PSYCHICS and your tricks / William: Which is why I think this appointment...
Z A P ! Archives [[The cover page for Zap! #4. The temptress Demonica, dressed in a slinky red dress slit so high up it shows a the black strap of her panties, beckons to the audience with lithe, enticing hands and black, deadly long nails. Her eyes gleam almost as brightly as her earrings, and her lips pout as voluptuously...
 
Z A P ! [[We see the shadowy exterior of the G.E.F. Capitol building. A tall, banded tower rises into the night, where deep plans are formed.]] / President: Gentlemen... / [[Inside, President Billings sits at the far end of a long table with Fenix and Maximus facing him.]] / President: Have we captured the...
Z A P ! [[We see the shadowy exterior of the G.E.F. Capitol building. A tall, banded tower rises into the night, where deep plans are formed.]] / President: Gentlemen... / [[Inside, President Billings sits at the far end of a long table with Fenix and Maximus facing him.]] / President: Have we captured the...
Z A P ! {{title text: A Very Feonix Flashback}} / [[Maximus examines his wine glass.]] / Maximus: So, when is this blasted VIRUS supposed to start? / [[Feonix gazes thoughtfully out the window at the night sky.]] / Feonix: You must have patience, Maximus. EVERYTHING is falling into place. / [[Feonix's solid...
Z A P ! {{title text: A Very Feonix Flashback}} / [[Feonix's sepia-toned flashback continues. We see a younger Feonix bowed before three GEF soldiers. One soldier hands his a piece of paper.]] / Feonix: I realized a group like the G.E.F. had to be taken down from the INSIDE. So I seemingly BETRAYED my people... / [[Feonix...
Z A P ! {{text title: His Brain May Need To Be More Advanced...}} / [[Zap is in his ship, blindfolded.]] / Zap: Why am I BLINDFOLDED again? / Gunner: Okay, Zap. This is the LAST time I'm explaining. / Gunner: For the past two days I've taught you the basics of controlling your powers. Today we begin your...
Z A P ! {{title text: We're Having A Baby!}} / [[Zap is blindfolded in his quarters while Gunner tries to teach him (God help him!)]] / Zap: Gunner, I can't see. / Gunner: Good. Now focus your mind. Project your being AWAY from your body. / Zap: 'Kay... / [[Zap strains in his chair.]] / Zap: Herg! Nng!...
 
Z A P ! [[The entire cast stand on a beach looking up at the camera. From back to front, left to right, there are the Galilean Satellites, the Serpent, Maximus, Feonix, President Billings, Grivak and the Holarans, Efrem, William, Vitale, Grontar, Naveed, Gunner, Justin, Jason, Kasey, Reona, Robot, and Zap stands...
Z A P ! {{text title: For The Love Of God, Focus!}} / [[Zap, still blindfolded, practices in his quarters with an increasingly impatient Gunner.]] / Gunner: All right, Zap. I really need you to FOCUS. / Zap: Right. / Gunner: Now I need you to think about the ROOM. Be aware of what you can't SEE. Then shift...
Z A P ! {{title text: For The Love of God, Focus!}} / [[Gunner has his gun pointed right at Zap's head.]] / <> / [[Gunner pulls the gun back.]] / Gunner: (thinking) No... that would be a waste. / [[He looks to his gun, then to Zap, then flips the gun back and down with a sly smile.]] / Gunner:...
Z A P ! {{title text: Anger}} / [[Holding the barrel of his gun, Gunner faces blindfolded Zap.]] / Gunner: Let's try this a DIFFERENT way, Zap. / Zap: Um... okay. / Gunner: I want you to think back to a time when something made you ANGRY, so angry your skin felt like it was on FIRE. / Zap: I'll try... / [[Zap...
Z A P ! {{text title: Anger}} / [[Gunner's pistol swings down.]] / <> / [[Blindfolded yet seeing with mental clarity, Zap grabs Gunner's wrist.]] / <> / [[Zap rises from his chair, catches Gunner in the stomach, and flip him over his head.]] / <> / <> / [[Gunner lands...
 
Z A P ! {{title text: One Test Later}} / <> / [[Gunner sits on the bed, reclined against the wall, while Zap sit in a chair in the center of the room.]] / Gunner: Zap, you have gone through your training very well. / Gunner: You almost have control of all your powers. / Zap: Yeah, but Gunner! I still...
Z A P ! {{title text: Friends or Foes?}} / [[Gunner glints at Zap.]] / Gunner: Why do you travel with these people, Zap? You used to be so POWERFUL. / Zap: They're my friends. / [[Gunner turns toward the mirror.]] / Gunner: The robot and Quadrillian don't seem like FRIENDS to me. They constantly make fun...
Z A P ! {{title text: A Lot of Information}} / [[We see the exterior of the Excelsior with Zap and Gunner in on of the portals.]] / <> / [[Back inside, Gunner pulls his cloak around and adjusts the clamp.]] / Gunner: As we speak, this spaceship is entering the ORATINAL system. / Gunner: Your precious...
Z A P ! {{title text: Psychic Solution}} / Gunner: Think about it, Zap. Reona loves Efrem, right? / Zap: Right... / Gunner: And what do you and Efrem have in common? / [[Zap points to his pants.]] / Zap: Well, I think I'm wearing his underwear. / Gunner: You're both PSYCHICS, you dolt! / Zap: Oh yeah!...
Z A P ! {{title text: Psychic Solution}} / [[Zap carefully thinks through Gunner's plan.]] / Zap: So what you're saying is... if I want Reona to forget about Efrem and be with me... / Gunner: Yes... / [[Zap punches his hand.]] / Zap: ... then I should flaunt my psychic POWERS to show her that I'm BETTER...
 
Z A P ! {{title text: Robot Like to Make a Point}} / [[The Excelsior glides by toward a blue planet and its large, green moon.]] / <> / [[Reona stands by the large main portal, gazing at the upcoming planet, while Robot stands at the control. Her hands are pressed up against the glass as she gazes...
Z A P ! {{title text: Metal is Hard}} / Reona: Listen, Scrap Head! / [[She leans on the main console and glares at Robot.]] / Reona: Tell everyone who wants to go off-ship to meet in the airlock. / [[Robot waves her off while Reona put a hand on her hip.]] / Robot: I'll get to it right after my nap. / [[Reona...
Z A P ! {{title text: Less Talk, More Dock}} / Location: Rings of Luck Casino and Amusement Park: Oratinal System / [[The Excelsior approaches the golden glowing Rings of Luck Casino. Set on what looks like a smooth half-moon in orbit around an aqua blue planet, the casino is a tall tower with a globe sitting...
Z A P ! [[The Excelsior docks in the Rings of Luck Casino docking portal 362. The crew stands in a room with advertisements and a scrolling sign.]] / Computer: Decompressing... please wait... / Reona: So, the great Gunner Stryfe decided to join us, I see. / Gunner: Why, my DEAR Miss Lightstar... / [[He glints...
Z A P ! {{title text: Stickle Vs. Robot}} / [[The crew of the Excelsior step out of the airlock and into the casino foyer. The black and white checkered floor sweeps up to a periwinkle and cerise wall. Green pillar rise up to the yellow-tiled ceiling. Fern-like plants grow from orange vases sitting on low cylindrical...
 

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