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| Z A P ! | {{Issue #286 The Virus Appears}} / [[Verbatim stands over the desk, talking with G.E.F. Technician through a monitor]]
/ Verbatim: I'm in charge until he returns.
/ G.E.F. Technician: General, please listen! / [[All monitors show red 'error' message, G.E.F. Technician is leaning over his desk]]
/ G.E.F.... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060323.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Issue #286 The Virus Appears}} / [[Verbatim stands over the desk, talking with G.E.F. Technician through a monitor]]
/ Verbatim: I'm in charge until he returns.
/ G.E.F. Technician: General, please listen! / [[All monitors show red 'error' message, G.E.F. Technician is leaning over his desk]]
/ G.E.F.... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060323.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Issue #287 The Army of Living Weapons}}
/ [[Planet and night skyline]] / [[William is walking down a hallway]]
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20060327.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Issue #287 The Army of Living Weapons}}
/ [[Planet and night skyline]] / [[William is walking down a hallway]]
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20060327.html |
| Z A P ! | {{comic title: The Army of Living Weapons (Part 2)}} / [[William and Vitale stand on a balcony overlooking the psychic training facility]] / William: This is just another military complex.
/ William: Why would the G.E.F. need MORE military?
/ William: What is going to happen to these people? / Vitale:... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060330.html |
| Z A P ! | Galaxy Fair
/ Spacial edition
/ Zap's naked hotties
/ April fool's day 2006 http://zapinspace.com/d/20060401.html |
| Z A P ! | {{fan comic}}
/ ZAP! / Zap: THE HEART OF THE SERPENT'S LAIR! THERE HE IS!
/ Reona: OH DARLING! BUT WHO IS HE?
/ Naveed: TO LEARN THAT YOU WILL HAVE TO DO BATTLE WITH HIM, ZAP! / Reona: OH DARLING! DON'T TRUST HER! SHE'S NOT WEARING A BRA!
/ Naveed: IT'S THE ONLY WAY, ZAP! A DUEL.. TO THE DEATH!
/ Zap: I... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060403.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Issue #288 Be Ready}}
/ [[Vitale looking serious; shadowed figures standing on a hill]]
/ Vitale: Very soon the galactic earth federation will be transformed...
/ ...and all that is wrong with it will be all that it is. / [[William looks surprised]]
/ William: Is that what this army is for? / [[Psychics... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060406.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Issue #288 Be Ready}}
/ [[Vitale looking serious; shadowed figures standing on a hill]]
/ Vitale: Very soon the galactic earth federation will be transformed...
/ ...and all that is wrong with it will be all that it is. / [[William looks surprised]]
/ William: Is that what this army is for? / [[Psychics... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060406.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Title: Space Racists}} / [[Zap, Reona, Robot and Grontar are standing outside a fancy restaurant, speaking to the robot maître d']] / Maître D': I realize you have zee pass, sir. / Maître D': But zees establishment eez formal attire only. / Zap: And I told you we don't have any!
/ Zap: We just want... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060410.html |
| Z A P ! | [[Outside a large yellow building]]
/ Zap Vexler; So... how do I put these things on? / [[Reona and Zap stand in a tuxedo store]]
/ Reona Lightstar; You've never worn a tux before? / Zap Vexler; Maybe... but never that I can remember. / Reona Lightstar; Oh, right. Have Grontar and Robot show you. / [[... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060413.html |
| Z A P ! | [[Robot stands looking through bow-ties of different colors. The dressing room are located directly behind him.]]
/ Robot (xr-743-9q); HMPH. / [[Robot now holds a bow-tie by its... ties. He looks disdainful of the idea of ever wearing such a thing.]]
/ Robot (xr-743-9q); I'll never understand the need... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060417.html |
| Z A P ! Issue # 292 Not Enough Sleeves | Issue # 292 Not Enough Slaves / [Grontar is walking into the hall]
/ Grontar : Erg! / [Grontar is wrestling with his jacket]
/ Grontar : You'd think they'd have ONE jacket big enough for four arms! / [Robot making comments]
/ Robot : Yeah? Well at least you're wearing a jacket.
/ Robot... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060420.html |
| Z A P ! | [[A grand yellow ballroom is shown. In the center is a window showing a blue planet.]]
/ Zap Vexler; ZUNIS! / [[A floor up shot of Zap taking in the wonder of the ballroom. Chandelier is shown.]] / [[Zap looks across the ballroom floor]]
/ Zap Vexler; Look at all the people dancing! / [[All the people... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060424.html |
| What's On the Menu? (page 2) | [[The robot waiter hands Grontar a menu.]]
/ Robot waiter: 'ello, zirs. I vill be your vaiter this evening. / [[Grontar and Robot sit at the table. Zap is turned around in his chair, looking over the back of it.]]
/ Robot waiter: Vhat shall vee start vith? / Grontar: I'll have this whole page... and... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060427.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Now Grontar Knows (Part 1)}}
/ [[Zap is standing on his knees on the chair]]
/ Zap: Hey, Grontar--! / [[A large arm grabs Zap from the behind]]
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20060501.html |
| Now Grontar Knows (page 2) | [[Zap answers Grontars question.]]
/ Zap: What? I used my powers to get us past the security at the dock. Reona said she thought I was a genious. / Grontar: We thought we got in because you dressed Robot up like a human. / [[Zap is pointing at robot.]]
/ Zap: Well, Robot had me use my powers to win at... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060504.html |
| Space Girl in a Space Dress | Zap: Ha Ha! You clocked him good that time, Grontar. / Reona: Ahem... / [[Reona is standing in a a formal, glittery dress]]
/ Reona: Hi, Guys. / [[Zap looks astonished at Reona]] / Reona: Well...? http://zapinspace.com/d/20060508.html |
| Zee Zpecial Pt 1 | Reona: What do you guys think? / Zap: I... Uh.. Buh-huh.... Ah... Zuh... / Reona: I guess that means you like it. / Zap: Oh. Uh, yeah, Reona! I mean, you look like an angel! / Reona: Zap, you aren't trying THAT old line on me again, are you? / Zap: No, no! It's nothing like that! / Zap: I just... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060511.html |
| "Zee Zpecial" (page 2) | [[Reona is blushing.]]
/ Reona: Oh Zap. I'm sorry. I didn't-- / [[A waiter interrupts.]]
/ Waiter: Ezcooze me, Zir... / Waiter: ... but your zpecial... / [[The waiter puts the plate on the table and removes the lid.]]
/ Waiter: ... eet ees ready. / [[A Space Squid is neatly arranged on the plate with... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060515.html |
| Space Seafood | [[Zap screams and pulls his fork out like a weapon. He's got murder in his eyes.]]
/ Zap: DIE SQUID! / [[Pieces of squid are flying towards Reona, Grontar and Robot. Reona and Grontar are grossed out, Robot looks shocked.]]
/ Zap: YAAAH!
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20060518.html |
| Grontar's Apetite | [[Reona looks over the table at Grontar.]]
/ Reona: Did you two order as well? / Grontar: Oh, yeah! Here comes mine! / [[Two waiters are pushing two serving trays full of food to the table.]] / [[Reona turns to Robot.]]
/ Reona: Wow. You guys must have been hungry to order all of that. / [[Robot turns... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060522.html |
| Care To Dance? (page 1) | [[Reona is sitting with her arms across her chest looking at Zap. Zap . Robot is having a sip of his drink. A planet is visible through the window.]] / [[Reona stands up from the chair with her hands on the table.]]
/ Reona: Well, Zap, I didn't put on a dress for my health. / [[Zap looks confused.]]
/ Zap:... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060525.html |
| Care to Dance? (part 2) | {{Author's note: (OMG, it's still almost 300!!11)]]
/ [[Reona extends her hand to Zap.]]
/ Reona: C'mon Zap! It'll be fun. / [[Reona holds out her hand.]] / Zap: Well... / [[Zap takes Reona's hand.]] / [[Grontar is blue with shock. Robot points.]]
/ Robot: Well... who didn't see this coming? http://zapinspace.com/d/20060529.html |
| Z A P ! | [["And now, a recap... by Chris L. Zap! Vol. #1"]] / Zap: I'm being chased. / Reona: We need a captain. / Zap: I'll hide in this ship. / Robot: GEF are attacking. / Someone inside Excelsior: Let's leave. / < http://zapinspace.com/d/20060530.html |
| Z A P ! | [[Zap! Vol. 2!!1one by: Chris L.]] / [[A stick figure squid attacks the Excelsior. An indistinct stick figure (Zap) pokes it.]] / Squid: Weeeee / Reona: I still miss Efrem. / [[Meanwhile, Robot has an "unplug me" sign on his back. An arrow points to a city and reads "Silnari."]] / Kasey: I'm Kasey... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060531.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{ZAP! Vol. #3 Recap by Chris}}
/ Robot: We've got a distress signal.
/ Zap: I can't get the hyperjump to work :(
/ President Billings: wa ha ha ha ha
/ Verbatim and Yago: Serpent is bad!
/ Verbatim: But really we have a computer virus!
/ Naveed: I'm bored
/ Violence ensues
/ Naveed: I have to give up...
/ Reona:... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060601.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{ZAP! Vol. #3 Recap by Chris}}
/ Robot: We've got a distress signal.
/ Zap: I can't get the hyperjump to work :(
/ President Billings: wa ha ha ha ha
/ Verbatim and Yago: Serpent is bad!
/ Verbatim: But really we have a computer virus!
/ Naveed: I'm bored
/ Violence ensues
/ Naveed: I have to give up...
/ Reona:... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060601.html |
| Z A P ! | [[Zap Vol. #4 Part 1 by: Chris L.]] / William: Interrogations are sad... / Vitale: I'm wise and junk... / Feonix Yago: Flashback time for me. / [[Zap is blindfolded.]] / Zap: How's my training going? / Gunner: Ugh. / Reona: I miss Efrem... / [[The Excelsior heads toward the Rings of Luck. Robot... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060602.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Title: A Lot to Think About When Dancing (Pt 1)}} / [[We see an enormous, grandiose, red-carpeted staircase behind Reona and Zap, who has just been dragged down the stairs]] / [[Reona smiles happily at Zap, excited to get on the dance floor]] / [[Zap blushes in response]] / Zap: Reona, wait... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060605.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Title: A Lot to Think About When Dancing (Pt 2)}} / [[Reona is trying to take Zap onto the dance floor, but stops to look at him]]
/ Reona: What is it? / [[Zap looks away, ashamed]]
/ Zap: ... I...
/ ... can't remember if I know how to dance... / [[Reona looks surprised, then in the next panel smiles... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060608.html |
| Z A P ! | [[Reona yanks a rather bewildered Zap out onto the dance floor. While other dancers stop and stare, she takes his hand and assumes a "lead" position. A massive moon glitters off her dress as Zap stares at Reona in silent amazement. He glances to his feet with uncertainty, yet they seem to know the steps... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060612.html |
| Z A P ! | [[Suddenly confident in his dancing, Zap twirls Reona and brings her in to a moonlit embrace while she smiles encouragingly up to him.]] / Reona: You've really got it, Zap! I'm impressed! / Zap: (thinking) She's impressed! / [[Zap's eyes suddenly glow green, and he stares forward in shock. A ghostly... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060615.html |
| Z A P ! | [[Gunner appears as an apparition just be hind Zap as he dances with Reona.]] / Gunner: (telepathically) Now is the time to show her your power. / [[Zap's eyes glow green as he glances over his shoulder.]] / Zap: (telepathically) I don't think I need to. Didn't you hear? She's already impressed. / [[Reona... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060619.html |