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Z A P ! {{Issue #286 The Virus Appears}} / [[Verbatim stands over the desk, talking with G.E.F. Technician through a monitor]] / Verbatim: I'm in charge until he returns. / G.E.F. Technician: General, please listen! / [[All monitors show red 'error' message, G.E.F. Technician is leaning over his desk]] / G.E.F....
Z A P ! {{Issue #286 The Virus Appears}} / [[Verbatim stands over the desk, talking with G.E.F. Technician through a monitor]] / Verbatim: I'm in charge until he returns. / G.E.F. Technician: General, please listen! / [[All monitors show red 'error' message, G.E.F. Technician is leaning over his desk]] / G.E.F....
Z A P ! {{Issue #287 The Army of Living Weapons}} / [[Planet and night skyline]] / [[William is walking down a hallway]] / <> <> <> / [[Something catches William's attention]] / Announcer: STEADY! / [[William looks through a doorway]] / Announcer: GO! / [[William looks down from railing]] / <><> / [[People...
Z A P ! {{Issue #287 The Army of Living Weapons}} / [[Planet and night skyline]] / [[William is walking down a hallway]] / <> <> <> / [[Something catches William's attention]] / Announcer: STEADY! / [[William looks through a doorway]] / Announcer: GO! / [[William looks down from railing]] / <><> / [[People...
Z A P ! {{comic title: The Army of Living Weapons (Part 2)}} / [[William and Vitale stand on a balcony overlooking the psychic training facility]] / William: This is just another military complex. / William: Why would the G.E.F. need MORE military? / William: What is going to happen to these people? / Vitale:...
Z A P ! Galaxy Fair / Spacial edition / Zap's naked hotties / April fool's day 2006
Z A P ! {{fan comic}} / ZAP! / Zap: THE HEART OF THE SERPENT'S LAIR! THERE HE IS! / Reona: OH DARLING! BUT WHO IS HE? / Naveed: TO LEARN THAT YOU WILL HAVE TO DO BATTLE WITH HIM, ZAP! / Reona: OH DARLING! DON'T TRUST HER! SHE'S NOT WEARING A BRA! / Naveed: IT'S THE ONLY WAY, ZAP! A DUEL.. TO THE DEATH! / Zap: I...
 
Z A P ! {{Issue #288 Be Ready}} / [[Vitale looking serious; shadowed figures standing on a hill]] / Vitale: Very soon the galactic earth federation will be transformed... / ...and all that is wrong with it will be all that it is. / [[William looks surprised]] / William: Is that what this army is for? / [[Psychics...
Z A P ! {{Issue #288 Be Ready}} / [[Vitale looking serious; shadowed figures standing on a hill]] / Vitale: Very soon the galactic earth federation will be transformed... / ...and all that is wrong with it will be all that it is. / [[William looks surprised]] / William: Is that what this army is for? / [[Psychics...
Z A P ! {{Title: Space Racists}} / [[Zap, Reona, Robot and Grontar are standing outside a fancy restaurant, speaking to the robot maître d']] / Maître D': I realize you have zee pass, sir. / Maître D': But zees establishment eez formal attire only. / Zap: And I told you we don't have any! / Zap: We just want...
Z A P ! [[Outside a large yellow building]] / Zap Vexler; So... how do I put these things on? / [[Reona and Zap stand in a tuxedo store]] / Reona Lightstar; You've never worn a tux before? / Zap Vexler; Maybe... but never that I can remember. / Reona Lightstar; Oh, right. Have Grontar and Robot show you. / [[...
Z A P ! [[Robot stands looking through bow-ties of different colors. The dressing room are located directly behind him.]] / Robot (xr-743-9q); HMPH. / [[Robot now holds a bow-tie by its... ties. He looks disdainful of the idea of ever wearing such a thing.]] / Robot (xr-743-9q); I'll never understand the need...
Z A P ! Issue # 292 Not Enough Sleeves Issue # 292 Not Enough Slaves / [Grontar is walking into the hall] / Grontar : Erg! / [Grontar is wrestling with his jacket] / Grontar : You'd think they'd have ONE jacket big enough for four arms! / [Robot making comments] / Robot : Yeah? Well at least you're wearing a jacket. / Robot...
 
Z A P ! [[A grand yellow ballroom is shown. In the center is a window showing a blue planet.]] / Zap Vexler; ZUNIS! / [[A floor up shot of Zap taking in the wonder of the ballroom. Chandelier is shown.]] / [[Zap looks across the ballroom floor]] / Zap Vexler; Look at all the people dancing! / [[All the people...
What's On the Menu? (page 2) [[The robot waiter hands Grontar a menu.]] / Robot waiter: 'ello, zirs. I vill be your vaiter this evening. / [[Grontar and Robot sit at the table. Zap is turned around in his chair, looking over the back of it.]] / Robot waiter: Vhat shall vee start vith? / Grontar: I'll have this whole page... and...
Z A P ! {{Now Grontar Knows (Part 1)}} / [[Zap is standing on his knees on the chair]] / Zap: Hey, Grontar--! / [[A large arm grabs Zap from the behind]] / <> / Zap: UH?! / [[The panel shows the entire table, with Grontar standing up and scolding Zap and Robot just sitting]] / <> (Grontar's hand pushes...
Now Grontar Knows (page 2) [[Zap answers Grontars question.]] / Zap: What? I used my powers to get us past the security at the dock. Reona said she thought I was a genious. / Grontar: We thought we got in because you dressed Robot up like a human. / [[Zap is pointing at robot.]] / Zap: Well, Robot had me use my powers to win at...
Space Girl in a Space Dress Zap: Ha Ha! You clocked him good that time, Grontar. / Reona: Ahem... / [[Reona is standing in a a formal, glittery dress]] / Reona: Hi, Guys. / [[Zap looks astonished at Reona]] / Reona: Well...?
 
Zee Zpecial Pt 1 Reona: What do you guys think? / Zap: I... Uh.. Buh-huh.... Ah... Zuh... / Reona: I guess that means you like it. / Zap: Oh. Uh, yeah, Reona! I mean, you look like an angel! / Reona: Zap, you aren't trying THAT old line on me again, are you? / Zap: No, no! It's nothing like that! / Zap: I just...
"Zee Zpecial" (page 2) [[Reona is blushing.]] / Reona: Oh Zap. I'm sorry. I didn't-- / [[A waiter interrupts.]] / Waiter: Ezcooze me, Zir... / Waiter: ... but your zpecial... / [[The waiter puts the plate on the table and removes the lid.]] / Waiter: ... eet ees ready. / [[A Space Squid is neatly arranged on the plate with...
Space Seafood [[Zap screams and pulls his fork out like a weapon. He's got murder in his eyes.]] / Zap: DIE SQUID! / [[Pieces of squid are flying towards Reona, Grontar and Robot. Reona and Grontar are grossed out, Robot looks shocked.]] / Zap: YAAAH! / <> / <> / <> / [[Zap is holding his fork with...
Grontar's Apetite [[Reona looks over the table at Grontar.]] / Reona: Did you two order as well? / Grontar: Oh, yeah! Here comes mine! / [[Two waiters are pushing two serving trays full of food to the table.]] / [[Reona turns to Robot.]] / Reona: Wow. You guys must have been hungry to order all of that. / [[Robot turns...
Care To Dance? (page 1) [[Reona is sitting with her arms across her chest looking at Zap. Zap . Robot is having a sip of his drink. A planet is visible through the window.]] / [[Reona stands up from the chair with her hands on the table.]] / Reona: Well, Zap, I didn't put on a dress for my health. / [[Zap looks confused.]] / Zap:...
 
Care to Dance? (part 2) {{Author's note: (OMG, it's still almost 300!!11)]] / [[Reona extends her hand to Zap.]] / Reona: C'mon Zap! It'll be fun. / [[Reona holds out her hand.]] / Zap: Well... / [[Zap takes Reona's hand.]] / [[Grontar is blue with shock. Robot points.]] / Robot: Well... who didn't see this coming?
Z A P ! [["And now, a recap... by Chris L. Zap! Vol. #1"]] / Zap: I'm being chased. / Reona: We need a captain. / Zap: I'll hide in this ship. / Robot: GEF are attacking. / Someone inside Excelsior: Let's leave. / <> / Zap: Hyper jump. / <> / [[An arrow points...
Z A P ! [[Zap! Vol. 2!!1one by: Chris L.]] / [[A stick figure squid attacks the Excelsior. An indistinct stick figure (Zap) pokes it.]] / Squid: Weeeee / Reona: I still miss Efrem. / [[Meanwhile, Robot has an "unplug me" sign on his back. An arrow points to a city and reads "Silnari."]] / Kasey: I'm Kasey...
Z A P ! Archives {{ZAP! Vol. #3 Recap by Chris}} / Robot: We've got a distress signal. / Zap: I can't get the hyperjump to work :( / President Billings: wa ha ha ha ha / Verbatim and Yago: Serpent is bad! / Verbatim: But really we have a computer virus! / Naveed: I'm bored / Violence ensues / Naveed: I have to give up... / Reona:...
Z A P ! Archives {{ZAP! Vol. #3 Recap by Chris}} / Robot: We've got a distress signal. / Zap: I can't get the hyperjump to work :( / President Billings: wa ha ha ha ha / Verbatim and Yago: Serpent is bad! / Verbatim: But really we have a computer virus! / Naveed: I'm bored / Violence ensues / Naveed: I have to give up... / Reona:...
Z A P ! [[Zap Vol. #4 Part 1 by: Chris L.]] / William: Interrogations are sad... / Vitale: I'm wise and junk... / Feonix Yago: Flashback time for me. / [[Zap is blindfolded.]] / Zap: How's my training going? / Gunner: Ugh. / Reona: I miss Efrem... / [[The Excelsior heads toward the Rings of Luck. Robot...
 
Z A P ! {{Title: A Lot to Think About When Dancing (Pt 1)}} / [[We see an enormous, grandiose, red-carpeted staircase behind Reona and Zap, who has just been dragged down the stairs]] / [[Reona smiles happily at Zap, excited to get on the dance floor]] / [[Zap blushes in response]] / Zap: Reona, wait...
Z A P ! {{Title: A Lot to Think About When Dancing (Pt 2)}} / [[Reona is trying to take Zap onto the dance floor, but stops to look at him]] / Reona: What is it? / [[Zap looks away, ashamed]] / Zap: ... I... / ... can't remember if I know how to dance... / [[Reona looks surprised, then in the next panel smiles...
Z A P ! [[Reona yanks a rather bewildered Zap out onto the dance floor. While other dancers stop and stare, she takes his hand and assumes a "lead" position. A massive moon glitters off her dress as Zap stares at Reona in silent amazement. He glances to his feet with uncertainty, yet they seem to know the steps...
Z A P ! [[Suddenly confident in his dancing, Zap twirls Reona and brings her in to a moonlit embrace while she smiles encouragingly up to him.]] / Reona: You've really got it, Zap! I'm impressed! / Zap: (thinking) She's impressed! / [[Zap's eyes suddenly glow green, and he stares forward in shock. A ghostly...
Z A P ! [[Gunner appears as an apparition just be hind Zap as he dances with Reona.]] / Gunner: (telepathically) Now is the time to show her your power. / [[Zap's eyes glow green as he glances over his shoulder.]] / Zap: (telepathically) I don't think I need to. Didn't you hear? She's already impressed. / [[Reona...
 

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