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| Z A P ! | {{title text: Fixed}} / [[Kasey finally catches up to the gang.]] / Robot: Woman, what are you doing back there? / Kasey: Oh, nothing, Sparky. / Robot: Don't call me that. / < http://zapinspace.com/d/20050819.html |
| Z A P ! | [[Gunner lies (or hangs?) shirtless, his purple hair loose and draping downward. On his fingers are strings stretching downward and forming a web that ensnares doll-like versions of Zap and Reona, which lie prone on an iceberg.]] / {{title text: Master of Puppets}} http://zapinspace.com/d/20050822.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #252 No Robots!}}
/ [[Monkey man in blue coveralls leaning against a railing beside a weapon detector; there's a chicken man in the same coveralls on the other side of the detector]]
/ Monkey man: Okay, people, listen up. / [[Close up of monkey man looking stern]]
/ Monkey man: No firearms are allowed beyond this point.
/ Also, please note that due to maintenance difficulties, the amusement park will be closed for the time being. / [[Crew shown in varying degrees of awkwardness and disinterest]] / [[Monkey man smiling]]
/ Monkey man: However, the casino and any of out luxury cruise-cruisers are at your disposal, which we hope will be at one of our eight-star hotels. / [[Monkey man looking up, thinking]]
/ Monkey man: Did I forget anything? / [[Reona, Zap, and Robot look confused; Reona looks at Zap and shrugs]]
/ Zap: Uh...? / [[Monkey man smiling]]
/ Monkey man: Oh, yeah... / [[Monkey man is angry, pointing at Robot, who is surprised]]
/ Monkey man: NO ROBOTS! http://zapinspace.com/d/20050824.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #252 No Robots!}}
/ [[Monkey man in blue coveralls leaning against a railing beside a weapon detector; there's a chicken man in the same coveralls on the other side of the detector]]
/ Monkey man: Okay, people, listen up. / [[Close up of monkey man looking stern]]
/ Monkey man: No firearms are allowed beyond this point.
/ Also, please note that due to maintenance difficulties, the amusement park will be closed for the time being. / [[Crew shown in varying degrees of awkwardness and disinterest]] / [[Monkey man smiling]]
/ Monkey man: However, the casino and any of out luxury cruise-cruisers are at your disposal, which we hope will be at one of our eight-star hotels. / [[Monkey man looking up, thinking]]
/ Monkey man: Did I forget anything? / [[Reona, Zap, and Robot look confused; Reona looks at Zap and shrugs]]
/ Zap: Uh...? / [[Monkey man smiling]]
/ Monkey man: Oh, yeah... / [[Monkey man is angry, pointing at Robot, who is surprised]]
/ Monkey man: NO ROBOTS! http://zapinspace.com/d/20050824.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #253 Robot to Man-bot}}
/ [[Reona, smiling, nudges Zap aside, monkey man in foreground, Robot in background]]
/ Reona: Hold on ONE second while I confer with my friends. / [[Monkey man makes a confused face]]
/ Monkey man: ...? / [[The crew is huddled together, Gunner is off to the side looking exasperated]]
/ Reona: Okay... / [[Reona is to the right of Casey]]
/ Reona: What are we gonna do? / [[Grontar, brows furrowed, is to the right of Robot]]
/ Grontar: Let's just leave him with the ship. / [[Kasey is to the right of Zap, looking very enthusiastic]]
/ Kasey: I'll stay on the ship with Sparky!! / [[Robot lifts a finger and is panicked in between Zap, who is surprised, and Grontar's arm]]
/ Robot: Do NOT leave me alone with her! / [[Close-up on Zap smiling]]
/ Zap: Don't worry, Robot. / [[Close-up on Robot who looks dubious]]
/ Zap: I have a PLAN... http://zapinspace.com/d/20050826.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #253 Robot to Man-bot}}
/ [[Reona, smiling, nudges Zap aside, monkey man in foreground, Robot in background]]
/ Reona: Hold on ONE second while I confer with my friends. / [[Monkey man makes a confused face]]
/ Monkey man: ...? / [[The crew is huddled together, Gunner is off to the side looking exasperated]]
/ Reona: Okay... / [[Reona is to the right of Casey]]
/ Reona: What are we gonna do? / [[Grontar, brows furrowed, is to the right of Robot]]
/ Grontar: Let's just leave him with the ship. / [[Kasey is to the right of Zap, looking very enthusiastic]]
/ Kasey: I'll stay on the ship with Sparky!! / [[Robot lifts a finger and is panicked in between Zap, who is surprised, and Grontar's arm]]
/ Robot: Do NOT leave me alone with her! / [[Close-up on Zap smiling]]
/ Zap: Don't worry, Robot. / [[Close-up on Robot who looks dubious]]
/ Zap: I have a PLAN... http://zapinspace.com/d/20050826.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #253 Robot to Man-bot}}
/ Later... / [[Monkey man is smiling with both fists clench, addressing the chicken man; both are in front of the weapon detector]]
/ Monkey man: You gotta get a load of this, Burt! / [[Robot is unimpressed with the following: a mop on his head, a fake eye on a spring attached to his normal eye, Zap's pants cinched tightly with belt, a red bow tie, and writing "I AM HUMAN" on his front]]
/ Robot: ... / [[Zap, overly happy, gesturing to Robot; monkey man is in foreground; Robot and Grontar look unimpressed; Reona and Kasey look slightly surprised]]
/ Zap: Hello, sir! We put away our robot and got our other crew member! / [[Monkey man looks stupefied, chicken man is scratching his head]]
/ Monkey man: Uh... / [[Monkey man and chicken man look unimpressed]]
/ Monkey man: Oh, Dear God. You're being serious. http://zapinspace.com/d/20050829.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #253 Robot to Man-bot}}
/ Later... / [[Monkey man is smiling with both fists clench, addressing the chicken man; both are in front of the weapon detector]]
/ Monkey man: You gotta get a load of this, Burt! / [[Robot is unimpressed with the following: a mop on his head, a fake eye on a spring attached to his normal eye, Zap's pants cinched tightly with belt, a red bow tie, and writing "I AM HUMAN" on his front]]
/ Robot: ... / [[Zap, overly happy, gesturing to Robot; monkey man is in foreground; Robot and Grontar look unimpressed; Reona and Kasey look slightly surprised]]
/ Zap: Hello, sir! We put away our robot and got our other crew member! / [[Monkey man looks stupefied, chicken man is scratching his head]]
/ Monkey man: Uh... / [[Monkey man and chicken man look unimpressed]]
/ Monkey man: Oh, Dear God. You're being serious. http://zapinspace.com/d/20050829.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #254 Plan "B"}}
/ [[Monkey man is angry with both fists clenched, Zap is trying to look innocent with a finger pointing at his own face]]
/ Monkey man: How stupid do you think I am?
/ Zap: Why, whatever do you mean? / [[Close-up of monkey man, angry, pointing]]
/ Man: You guys have a ROBOT with you. / [[Zap with wide eyes, gesturing with hands]]
/ Zap: Sir, I am not a robot! I'll have you know that I am a PSYCHO! / [[Reona is pissed and looks away from Zap; Zap is confused, looking at Reona]]
/ Reona: PSYCHIC.
/ Zap: --Huh?
/ Reona: Nevermind. / [[Monkey man is angry, pressing button on his wrist piece]]
/ Monkey man: Fine, then I'll just call security. / [[Zap, looking panicked]]
/ Zap (thinks): Uh-oh. Time for plan "B". / [[Close-up of Zap; his eyes glow green, he holds his forehead]]
/ Zap: Nng... http://zapinspace.com/d/20050831.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #254 Plan "B"}}
/ [[Monkey man is angry with both fists clenched, Zap is trying to look innocent with a finger pointing at his own face]]
/ Monkey man: How stupid do you think I am?
/ Zap: Why, whatever do you mean? / [[Close-up of monkey man, angry, pointing]]
/ Man: You guys have a ROBOT with you. / [[Zap with wide eyes, gesturing with hands]]
/ Zap: Sir, I am not a robot! I'll have you know that I am a PSYCHO! / [[Reona is pissed and looks away from Zap; Zap is confused, looking at Reona]]
/ Reona: PSYCHIC.
/ Zap: --Huh?
/ Reona: Nevermind. / [[Monkey man is angry, pressing button on his wrist piece]]
/ Monkey man: Fine, then I'll just call security. / [[Zap, looking panicked]]
/ Zap (thinks): Uh-oh. Time for plan "B". / [[Close-up of Zap; his eyes glow green, he holds his forehead]]
/ Zap: Nng... http://zapinspace.com/d/20050831.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #255 A Psychic Suggestion}}
/ [[Zap, eyes glowing, arms outreached]]
/ Zap: There are no robots here. / [[Monkey man is hypnotized, chicken man looks confused]]
/ Zap: Let us pass. / [[Monkey man still dazed, Zap and Gunner in foregorund, looking at each other, communicating silently]]
/ Zap (thinking): How was that?
/ Gunner (thinking): Good. / [[Gunner smiling, Zap surprised]]
/ Gunner (thinking): Let's go. / [[Zap standing beside Gunner, addressing coverall men]]
/ Zap: So, can we go through now? / [[Monkey man looks bored]]
/ Monkey man: Pssh. Yeah. Why are you still here? http://zapinspace.com/d/20050902.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #255 A Psychic Suggestion}}
/ [[Zap, eyes glowing, arms outreached]]
/ Zap: There are no robots here. / [[Monkey man is hypnotized, chicken man looks confused]]
/ Zap: Let us pass. / [[Monkey man still dazed, Zap and Gunner in foregorund, looking at each other, communicating silently]]
/ Zap (thinking): How was that?
/ Gunner (thinking): Good. / [[Gunner smiling, Zap surprised]]
/ Gunner (thinking): Let's go. / [[Zap standing beside Gunner, addressing coverall men]]
/ Zap: So, can we go through now? / [[Monkey man looks bored]]
/ Monkey man: Pssh. Yeah. Why are you still here? http://zapinspace.com/d/20050902.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #256 He's Packin' Heat!}}
/ [[Grontar hunches his shoulders to get through the machine, looks uncomfortable]]
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20050905.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #256 He's Packin' Heat!}}
/ [[Grontar hunches his shoulders to get through the machine, looks uncomfortable]]
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20050905.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | After these messages
/ We'll be right back...
/ [[Reona is sitting in a chair behind a wall, one leg propped up on her chair; she looks sadly at her arm, which is resting on her knee. Zap is standing in the background]] http://zapinspace.com/d/20050908.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #257 Reona's Contact}}
/ [[Reona approaching Zap from behind, Zap quickly turning around]]
/ Reona: Zap! Wait! / [[Reona smiling widely]]
/ Reona: I can't believe your plan worked! You got us into the casino. / [[Reona, super happy, hugs Zap, who is not expecting it]]
/ Reona: You're a GENUIS! / [[Grontat and Robot are not impressed]]
/ Robot: In the LOOSEST sense of the word, I'm sure. http://zapinspace.com/d/20050912.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #257 Reona's Contact}}
/ [[Close-up of Zap]]
/ [[Close-up of Reona]]
/ [[Reona's hands are on Zap's chest; they both look surprised]]
/ [[The crew is in varying states of happiness and awkwardness]]
/ [[Reona and Zap look at crew, surprised]]
/ [[Reona and Zap look at each other, surprised]]
/ [[Reona and Zap turn away from each other, look embarassed]] http://zapinspace.com/d/20050915.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #257 Reona's Contact}}
/ [[Crew is gathered together amid various aliens]]
/ Reona: Um... Good job. / [[Reona, one hand on hip, one hand pointing up]]
/ Reona: Now we get down to business. / [[Close-up of Reona]]
/ Reona: When I worked here I knew a woman named DEMONICA.
/ She ran an information business on the side, so she had tons of secret contacts all over. / [[Reona turned back to Zap and Robot]]
/ Zap: What DID you do when you worked here? / [[Reona, really embarassed; Robot talking behind his hand to Zap]]
/ Robot: FANNY you should bring that up. http://zapinspace.com/d/20050919.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #258 Cocktail, Not starring Tom Cruise}} / [[Reona looking awkward and pointing away; Robot in his bad human disguise looking quite bored]]
/ Reona: Well... Uh, you see, I... Heh... It was--
/ Robot: She was a COCKTAIL waitress. / [[Close-up of Zap thinking, looking away]]
/ Zap: Oh. / [[Zap with big grin, thinking about Reona in a sexy bunny suit in sexy poses; Reona from behind, looking back; Reona smiling widely, leaning forward with a tray of drinks; Reona with both arms behind her head]]
/ Zap: OOH! / [[Reona turns away looking upset, grabbing her arm; Zap looks at her]]
/ Zap: ...? / [[Silohouette of Grontar, pissed, smoke coming out of his nose]]
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20050922.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #258 Cocktail, Not starring Tom Cruise}} / [[Reona looking awkward and pointing away; Robot in his bad human disguise looking quite bored]]
/ Reona: Well... Uh, you see, I... Heh... It was--
/ Robot: She was a COCKTAIL waitress. / [[Close-up of Zap thinking, looking away]]
/ Zap: Oh. / [[Zap with big grin, thinking about Reona in a sexy bunny suit in sexy poses; Reona from behind, looking back; Reona smiling widely, leaning forward with a tray of drinks; Reona with both arms behind her head]]
/ Zap: OOH! / [[Reona turns away looking upset, grabbing her arm; Zap looks at her]]
/ Zap: ...? / [[Silohouette of Grontar, pissed, smoke coming out of his nose]]
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20050922.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #258 Cocktail... Not Starring Tom Cruise}} / [[Reona holding her arm, looking away; Zap lifting a hand, looking at Reona]]
/ Zap: Do you think you can tell me about it?
/ I don't have anything that I can remember and... / [[Zap looking Reona in the face; Reona still looking sad]]
/ Reona: Okay...
/ But just know that its a part of my life that I've left BEHIND me. / [[Robot holding gloves, raising index finger]]
/ Robot: Interesting you bring up your BEHIND! / [[Grontar grabs Robot from behind; Robot goes flying past Kasey and Gunner]]
/ Robot: YARG!
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20050926.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #258 Cocktail... Not Starring Tom Cruise}} / [[Reona holding her arm, looking away; Zap lifting a hand, looking at Reona]]
/ Zap: Do you think you can tell me about it?
/ I don't have anything that I can remember and... / [[Zap looking Reona in the face; Reona still looking sad]]
/ Reona: Okay...
/ But just know that its a part of my life that I've left BEHIND me. / [[Robot holding gloves, raising index finger]]
/ Robot: Interesting you bring up your BEHIND! / [[Grontar grabs Robot from behind; Robot goes flying past Kasey and Gunner]]
/ Robot: YARG!
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20050926.html |
| "Bad Hair Stay" | [[fan comic]]
/ Gunner: Man, the turndown service at this hotel is terrible. This has to be the worst mint I've ever tasted. Ever.
/ Zap: Um...I'm pretty sure that's one of the facial soaps.
/ Gunner: Whatever, I'm too psychic to care. / Zap: Oh God. Where are they? / Zap: My gels! My creams! My unugents! Gone! How am I supposed to have perfectly swirly hair forever IF I DON'T HAVE MY MATERIALS?!?
/ Gunner: Relax. There's, like, a Walgreens downstairs. / Zap: Jeez! Somebody's cleaned out the entire hair care products section! Except for some "White Rain". And that stuff gives me a rash. / Zap: 'Scuse me, but what happened to all your hair styling stuff?
/ Man-behind-the-register: Ooh, sorry, son. The Pan-Galactic Red Hats convention just cleaned us out. And our supplier won't be here for about a month. So you'll just have to do without. My apologies! / Zap: Ohhh-kay... Zap, get yourself under control....it's only hair... I mean, you've been through worse scrapes before...you can survive... ...right? / Narrator: Two days later...
/ Zap: Well, guys... how do I look?
/ Reona: Mmmm... Like a short Kurt Cobain. Short 'n' stumpy.
/ Robot: Really? Because I was thinking more along the lines of Courney Love. Yup. Imagine him with a $15 prom dress, smeared lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of Jack Daniels, and voila! The illusion is complete!
/ Gunner: YUUURP! http://zapinspace.com/d/20050928.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #259 Reona's Panties}}
/ Flashback in sepia, all Reona's dialogue. / [[Reona in cocktail waitress outfit, holding tray in fancy lounge]]
/ "I was a waitress at the Starline Lounge back then." / [[Reona is grossed out by cat- and dog-men that are howling at her]]
/ It was horrible / [[Reona grasps tray anxiously, other woman talks to bartender]]
/ I hoped EVERY day to escape. / [[Close-up of beautiful alien woman]]
/ I met another waitress named Demonica.
/ She always knew more than she let people know... / [[Reona makes exasperated face; bent over picking up a bottle; men are shouting and leering]]
/ Since I was determined to get OUT of there...
/ ...I knew I had to get Demonica to help me do it. http://zapinspace.com/d/20050929.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #259 Reona's Panties}}
/ Flashback in sepia, all Reona's dialogue. / [[Reona in cocktail waitress outfit, holding tray in fancy lounge]]
/ "I was a waitress at the Starline Lounge back then." / [[Reona is grossed out by cat- and dog-men that are howling at her]]
/ It was horrible / [[Reona grasps tray anxiously, other woman talks to bartender]]
/ I hoped EVERY day to escape. / [[Close-up of beautiful alien woman]]
/ I met another waitress named Demonica.
/ She always knew more than she let people know... / [[Reona makes exasperated face; bent over picking up a bottle; men are shouting and leering]]
/ Since I was determined to get OUT of there...
/ ...I knew I had to get Demonica to help me do it. http://zapinspace.com/d/20050929.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #259 Reona's Panties (Don't actually show up in this comic. Oh well.}}
/ [[Flashback in sepia. Justin and 2 resistance fighters on the left, fists clenched; 3 G.E.F. soldiers on the right; Reona and Demonica, with one hand on Reona's should and one in the air, in the centre]]
/ Reona: So, I talked to her...
/ And she told me about the Galactic Resistance. / [[Lounge, lone man sitting at table with documents; Demonica gesturing to the table for Reona]]
/ Reona: But more importantly...
/ She introduced me... / [[Close-up of Efrem, smiling; his blue eyes are the only colour]]
/ Reona: ...to EFREM. / [[Reona looking off, sad; Zap looking at Reona's back]]
/ Reona: I lef the casino with Efrem soon after that and joined him in the resistance.
/ Demonica had eyes and ears all over the place. / [[Zap looks uneasily at Gunner, who is glaring back at Zap]]
/ Reona: If ANYONE knows where to find Naveed and Efrem, it would be HER. http://zapinspace.com/d/20051003.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #260 Kasey's Departure}}
/ [[Reona and Kasey; Kasey looks thoughtful]]
/ Reona: Well Kasey, I guess you can find a shuttle to Sticklebat Seven form here / [[Kasey glances back at Zap, who is holding his arm looking sad]]
/ Kasey: ...uh... / [[Kasey grabs Reona's hand, pulls her away from crew; Grontar is confused]]
/ Kasey: Reona, can I talk to you over here for a minute?
/ Reona: Yeah, sure Kasey. / [[Kasey and Reona by large fountain]]
/ Kasey: Listen, Reona. I know Efrem means a lot to you
/ ...And that you really want to find him. / [[Kasey and Reona, Reona looking sad]]
/ Kasey: But don't forget about Zap!
/ Reona: Forget what about Zap...? http://zapinspace.com/d/20051006.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #260 Kasey's Departure}}
/ [[Close-up of Kasey, full of emotion]]
/ Kasey: I know you want to be with him!
/ Why are you fighting it? / [[Reona pointing to herself, angry]]
/ Reona: I made a promise to Efrem!
/ I'm not giving up on him! / [[Kasey making two fists, yelling]]
/ Kasey: But Zap loves you!! / [[Close-up of Reona, shocked]]
/ Reona: It's not-- / [[Silohouette of Kasey, sad]]
/ Kasey: He loves you.
/ You didn't have to do anything... He just does. / [[Close-up of Kasey's hands]]
/ Kasey: I'm a Stickle. I work with my hands. / [[Close-up of Kasey's eye, teary]]
/ Kasey: I love machines... / [[Kasey turns around, both fists clenched, anguished]]
/ Kasey: But machines can't love back! / [[Reona, surprised, sad]]
/ Reona: Kasey... http://zapinspace.com/d/20051010.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #260 Kasey's Departure}}
/ [[Close-up of Kasey, yellow light shining on her face, smiling sadly]]
/ Kasey: It's funny... / [[Kasey looking up into yellow light, smiling]]
/ Kasey: I never noticed it until now.
/ No one's ever looked at me the way taht Zap looks at you. / [[Reona is looking down and away, clearly upset and uncomfortable]]
/ Reona: I can't change how I feel... / [[Kasey in foreground, eyes closed and annoyed; Kasey is walking away from Reona, who is shocked]]
/ Kasey: Well, see how you feel after you hurt Zap so badly that he leaves.
/ I'm going back to Sticklebat Seven. / [[Close-up of Kasey looking back at Reona]]
/ Kasey: If you need work on your arm, you can find me there.
/ Goodbye for now, Reona. / [[Kasey walks away down a long red carpet; there are other aliens present, but no one notices]] / [[Reona is looking at Kasey walk away, very sad]]
/ Reona: Goodbye, Kasey... / [[Close-up of one of Reona's eyes; teary but angry]] http://zapinspace.com/d/20051013.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #261 Tears of Sorrow and Joy}}
/ [[Reona from behind]]
/ Reona: *sniffle* *sniff* / [[Reona turns aroudn with tears in her eyes]]
/ Zap: Reona...? / [[Zap is standing in front of the water fountain]]
/ Zap: What are you crying? / [[Close-up of Zap looking concerned]]
/ Zap: Grontar sent me to see what was taking so long.
/ Are you okay? / [[Reona smiling, brushing the tears off her face]]
/ Reona: *sniff* Oh, yeah, Zap.
/ It's just that Kasey's gone home...
/ ...and I'm just being a silly girl. / [[Robot peaks his head beside Zap, who has one eyebrow cocked]]
/ Robot: What?
/ What's that she said? / [[Robot is happy, eye closed, hugging Zap's head; Zap's eyes are wide open]]
/ Robot: KASEY'S GONE!! / [[Robot in foreground, very happy, fingers clasped together; Zap and Reona both watching form behind, both looking awkward]]
/ Robot: OH, if I could cry TEARS OF JOY, I would! http://zapinspace.com/d/20051017.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | Kanji
/ S-I-L-E-N-C-E / Outline drawing of Zap holding Reona. / Orange and purple dots. http://zapinspace.com/d/20051020.html |
| Z A P ! | [[Robot is dancing in celebration]]
/ Robot: YEE-HE-HE / Gunner: Ugh… / http://zapinspace.com/d/20051021.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | Zap sits, spread eagle, dresses as Cloud. / Pumpkin shaped like Robot. / Trick or... http://zapinspace.com/d/20051031.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | [[Zap, sitting in prison, smiling down.]] / I'm Mr. Bright-Side http://zapinspace.com/d/20051117.html |
| Z A P ! | Reona: No sign of Demonica in there, either. / Grontar: Don't worry, Reona. If Demonica is here, we'll find her.
/ Grontar: Are you doing okay? I know being here is stressful-- / Reona: < http://zapinspace.com/d/20051121.html |
| Z A P ! | {{title:The Waiting Room}} / [[View down a long hallway. Zap and Robot are cuffed to the wall while sitting on little half-circle seats.]]
/ Zap:How did they see through your disguise?
/ Robot:Because it was HORRIBLE that's how! / [[Close in on Zap and Robot]]
/ Robot:And why didn't you use your POWERS to see those GOONS?
/ Zap:I was concentrating on your stupid game! What did you expect?
/ Robot:Yeah? Well, you got us caught and now we have to meet with the OWNER. / Zap:I'm not the one who wanted to cheat at gambling! I wanted to sit and watch the waitresses pick up things all day! / [[Close up of Zap and Robot faces]]
/ Zap: ...fairy-bot... http://zapinspace.com/d/20051124.html |
| Z A P ! | Zap: How much longer do we have to sit here? My arms are tired!
/ Helper Robot: Take a rest here, madame? / Robot: I don't know, but-- Ma'am?
/ Large Woman: Good idea. I need to rest my legs. / Robot: Ma'am! Ma'am! / Robot: Aaaa-AAHHHH! / Large Woman: Hm? / Large Woman: Why, you pervert!
/ Large Woman: I never! / [[Large Woman smacks Robot in the head.]]
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20051128.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Issue #271 Who's the Boss? Pt. 1}} / [[Large man in suit walks in with remote]]
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20051201.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Issue #271 Who's the Boss? Pt. 1}} / [[Large man in suit walks in with remote]]
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20051201.html |
| Z A P ! | Demonica: My, my, my...
/ Demonica: Where are my manners? / Demonica: We haven't been properly introduced. / Demonica: My name is Demonica,
/ Demonica: and I'm the owner of this fine establishment. / Zap: Demonica?! http://zapinspace.com/d/20051205.html |