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Z A P ! {{title text: Fixed}} / [[Kasey finally catches up to the gang.]] / Robot: Woman, what are you doing back there? / Kasey: Oh, nothing, Sparky. / Robot: Don't call me that. / <> / [[Kasey has a look of pure joy while Robot's eye is huge in surprise. Two maintenance workers rush past them.]] / Maintenance: HURRY! The greet-bot at dock 362 just exploded! / Robot: What did you DO to that robot, you PSYCHO!? / Kasey: Hee... I FIXED her.
Z A P ! [[Gunner lies (or hangs?) shirtless, his purple hair loose and draping downward. On his fingers are strings stretching downward and forming a web that ensnares doll-like versions of Zap and Reona, which lie prone on an iceberg.]] / {{title text: Master of Puppets}}
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #252 No Robots!}} / [[Monkey man in blue coveralls leaning against a railing beside a weapon detector; there's a chicken man in the same coveralls on the other side of the detector]] / Monkey man: Okay, people, listen up. / [[Close up of monkey man looking stern]] / Monkey man: No firearms are allowed beyond this point. / Also, please note that due to maintenance difficulties, the amusement park will be closed for the time being. / [[Crew shown in varying degrees of awkwardness and disinterest]] / [[Monkey man smiling]] / Monkey man: However, the casino and any of out luxury cruise-cruisers are at your disposal, which we hope will be at one of our eight-star hotels. / [[Monkey man looking up, thinking]] / Monkey man: Did I forget anything? / [[Reona, Zap, and Robot look confused; Reona looks at Zap and shrugs]] / Zap: Uh...? / [[Monkey man smiling]] / Monkey man: Oh, yeah... / [[Monkey man is angry, pointing at Robot, who is surprised]] / Monkey man: NO ROBOTS!
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #252 No Robots!}} / [[Monkey man in blue coveralls leaning against a railing beside a weapon detector; there's a chicken man in the same coveralls on the other side of the detector]] / Monkey man: Okay, people, listen up. / [[Close up of monkey man looking stern]] / Monkey man: No firearms are allowed beyond this point. / Also, please note that due to maintenance difficulties, the amusement park will be closed for the time being. / [[Crew shown in varying degrees of awkwardness and disinterest]] / [[Monkey man smiling]] / Monkey man: However, the casino and any of out luxury cruise-cruisers are at your disposal, which we hope will be at one of our eight-star hotels. / [[Monkey man looking up, thinking]] / Monkey man: Did I forget anything? / [[Reona, Zap, and Robot look confused; Reona looks at Zap and shrugs]] / Zap: Uh...? / [[Monkey man smiling]] / Monkey man: Oh, yeah... / [[Monkey man is angry, pointing at Robot, who is surprised]] / Monkey man: NO ROBOTS!
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #253 Robot to Man-bot}} / [[Reona, smiling, nudges Zap aside, monkey man in foreground, Robot in background]] / Reona: Hold on ONE second while I confer with my friends. / [[Monkey man makes a confused face]] / Monkey man: ...? / [[The crew is huddled together, Gunner is off to the side looking exasperated]] / Reona: Okay... / [[Reona is to the right of Casey]] / Reona: What are we gonna do? / [[Grontar, brows furrowed, is to the right of Robot]] / Grontar: Let's just leave him with the ship. / [[Kasey is to the right of Zap, looking very enthusiastic]] / Kasey: I'll stay on the ship with Sparky!! / [[Robot lifts a finger and is panicked in between Zap, who is surprised, and Grontar's arm]] / Robot: Do NOT leave me alone with her! / [[Close-up on Zap smiling]] / Zap: Don't worry, Robot. / [[Close-up on Robot who looks dubious]] / Zap: I have a PLAN...
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #253 Robot to Man-bot}} / [[Reona, smiling, nudges Zap aside, monkey man in foreground, Robot in background]] / Reona: Hold on ONE second while I confer with my friends. / [[Monkey man makes a confused face]] / Monkey man: ...? / [[The crew is huddled together, Gunner is off to the side looking exasperated]] / Reona: Okay... / [[Reona is to the right of Casey]] / Reona: What are we gonna do? / [[Grontar, brows furrowed, is to the right of Robot]] / Grontar: Let's just leave him with the ship. / [[Kasey is to the right of Zap, looking very enthusiastic]] / Kasey: I'll stay on the ship with Sparky!! / [[Robot lifts a finger and is panicked in between Zap, who is surprised, and Grontar's arm]] / Robot: Do NOT leave me alone with her! / [[Close-up on Zap smiling]] / Zap: Don't worry, Robot. / [[Close-up on Robot who looks dubious]] / Zap: I have a PLAN...
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #253 Robot to Man-bot}} / Later... / [[Monkey man is smiling with both fists clench, addressing the chicken man; both are in front of the weapon detector]] / Monkey man: You gotta get a load of this, Burt! / [[Robot is unimpressed with the following: a mop on his head, a fake eye on a spring attached to his normal eye, Zap's pants cinched tightly with belt, a red bow tie, and writing "I AM HUMAN" on his front]] / Robot: ... / [[Zap, overly happy, gesturing to Robot; monkey man is in foreground; Robot and Grontar look unimpressed; Reona and Kasey look slightly surprised]] / Zap: Hello, sir! We put away our robot and got our other crew member! / [[Monkey man looks stupefied, chicken man is scratching his head]] / Monkey man: Uh... / [[Monkey man and chicken man look unimpressed]] / Monkey man: Oh, Dear God. You're being serious.
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #253 Robot to Man-bot}} / Later... / [[Monkey man is smiling with both fists clench, addressing the chicken man; both are in front of the weapon detector]] / Monkey man: You gotta get a load of this, Burt! / [[Robot is unimpressed with the following: a mop on his head, a fake eye on a spring attached to his normal eye, Zap's pants cinched tightly with belt, a red bow tie, and writing "I AM HUMAN" on his front]] / Robot: ... / [[Zap, overly happy, gesturing to Robot; monkey man is in foreground; Robot and Grontar look unimpressed; Reona and Kasey look slightly surprised]] / Zap: Hello, sir! We put away our robot and got our other crew member! / [[Monkey man looks stupefied, chicken man is scratching his head]] / Monkey man: Uh... / [[Monkey man and chicken man look unimpressed]] / Monkey man: Oh, Dear God. You're being serious.
 
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #254 Plan "B"}} / [[Monkey man is angry with both fists clenched, Zap is trying to look innocent with a finger pointing at his own face]] / Monkey man: How stupid do you think I am? / Zap: Why, whatever do you mean? / [[Close-up of monkey man, angry, pointing]] / Man: You guys have a ROBOT with you. / [[Zap with wide eyes, gesturing with hands]] / Zap: Sir, I am not a robot! I'll have you know that I am a PSYCHO! / [[Reona is pissed and looks away from Zap; Zap is confused, looking at Reona]] / Reona: PSYCHIC. / Zap: --Huh? / Reona: Nevermind. / [[Monkey man is angry, pressing button on his wrist piece]] / Monkey man: Fine, then I'll just call security. / [[Zap, looking panicked]] / Zap (thinks): Uh-oh. Time for plan "B". / [[Close-up of Zap; his eyes glow green, he holds his forehead]] / Zap: Nng...
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #254 Plan "B"}} / [[Monkey man is angry with both fists clenched, Zap is trying to look innocent with a finger pointing at his own face]] / Monkey man: How stupid do you think I am? / Zap: Why, whatever do you mean? / [[Close-up of monkey man, angry, pointing]] / Man: You guys have a ROBOT with you. / [[Zap with wide eyes, gesturing with hands]] / Zap: Sir, I am not a robot! I'll have you know that I am a PSYCHO! / [[Reona is pissed and looks away from Zap; Zap is confused, looking at Reona]] / Reona: PSYCHIC. / Zap: --Huh? / Reona: Nevermind. / [[Monkey man is angry, pressing button on his wrist piece]] / Monkey man: Fine, then I'll just call security. / [[Zap, looking panicked]] / Zap (thinks): Uh-oh. Time for plan "B". / [[Close-up of Zap; his eyes glow green, he holds his forehead]] / Zap: Nng...
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #255 A Psychic Suggestion}} / [[Zap, eyes glowing, arms outreached]] / Zap: There are no robots here. / [[Monkey man is hypnotized, chicken man looks confused]] / Zap: Let us pass. / [[Monkey man still dazed, Zap and Gunner in foregorund, looking at each other, communicating silently]] / Zap (thinking): How was that? / Gunner (thinking): Good. / [[Gunner smiling, Zap surprised]] / Gunner (thinking): Let's go. / [[Zap standing beside Gunner, addressing coverall men]] / Zap: So, can we go through now? / [[Monkey man looks bored]] / Monkey man: Pssh. Yeah. Why are you still here?
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #255 A Psychic Suggestion}} / [[Zap, eyes glowing, arms outreached]] / Zap: There are no robots here. / [[Monkey man is hypnotized, chicken man looks confused]] / Zap: Let us pass. / [[Monkey man still dazed, Zap and Gunner in foregorund, looking at each other, communicating silently]] / Zap (thinking): How was that? / Gunner (thinking): Good. / [[Gunner smiling, Zap surprised]] / Gunner (thinking): Let's go. / [[Zap standing beside Gunner, addressing coverall men]] / Zap: So, can we go through now? / [[Monkey man looks bored]] / Monkey man: Pssh. Yeah. Why are you still here?
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #256 He's Packin' Heat!}} / [[Grontar hunches his shoulders to get through the machine, looks uncomfortable]] / <> / <> / [[Reona walks through machine, looks at machine]] / <> / [[Zap walks through machine, looks at machine]] / <> / [[Kasey walks through machine, looks uneasy]] / <> / [[Robot walkes through machine, looks bored]] / <> / [[Gunner walked through machine, looking exasperated with eyes closed]] / Gunner: Ugh. How annoying... / <><> / [[Close-up of monkey man, angry]] / Monkey man: Sir, you cannot bring weapons into the casino. You'll have to leave them-- / [[Close-up of Gunner's glowing yellow eyes, angry]] / <> / [[Monkey man is dazed]] / Monkey man: I'm sorry, sir. There must have been a mistake... / [[Gunner passes through the machine, back turned; alarms are still going off]] / Gunner: No problem. Just see that it doesn't happen again. / <><>
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #256 He's Packin' Heat!}} / [[Grontar hunches his shoulders to get through the machine, looks uncomfortable]] / <> / <> / [[Reona walks through machine, looks at machine]] / <> / [[Zap walks through machine, looks at machine]] / <> / [[Kasey walks through machine, looks uneasy]] / <> / [[Robot walkes through machine, looks bored]] / <> / [[Gunner walked through machine, looking exasperated with eyes closed]] / Gunner: Ugh. How annoying... / <><> / [[Close-up of monkey man, angry]] / Monkey man: Sir, you cannot bring weapons into the casino. You'll have to leave them-- / [[Close-up of Gunner's glowing yellow eyes, angry]] / <> / [[Monkey man is dazed]] / Monkey man: I'm sorry, sir. There must have been a mistake... / [[Gunner passes through the machine, back turned; alarms are still going off]] / Gunner: No problem. Just see that it doesn't happen again. / <><>
Z A P ! Archives After these messages / We'll be right back... / [[Reona is sitting in a chair behind a wall, one leg propped up on her chair; she looks sadly at her arm, which is resting on her knee. Zap is standing in the background]]
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #257 Reona's Contact}} / [[Reona approaching Zap from behind, Zap quickly turning around]] / Reona: Zap! Wait! / [[Reona smiling widely]] / Reona: I can't believe your plan worked! You got us into the casino. / [[Reona, super happy, hugs Zap, who is not expecting it]] / Reona: You're a GENUIS! / [[Grontat and Robot are not impressed]] / Robot: In the LOOSEST sense of the word, I'm sure.
 
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #257 Reona's Contact}} / [[Close-up of Zap]] / [[Close-up of Reona]] / [[Reona's hands are on Zap's chest; they both look surprised]] / [[The crew is in varying states of happiness and awkwardness]] / [[Reona and Zap look at crew, surprised]] / [[Reona and Zap look at each other, surprised]] / [[Reona and Zap turn away from each other, look embarassed]]
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #257 Reona's Contact}} / [[Crew is gathered together amid various aliens]] / Reona: Um... Good job. / [[Reona, one hand on hip, one hand pointing up]] / Reona: Now we get down to business. / [[Close-up of Reona]] / Reona: When I worked here I knew a woman named DEMONICA. / She ran an information business on the side, so she had tons of secret contacts all over. / [[Reona turned back to Zap and Robot]] / Zap: What DID you do when you worked here? / [[Reona, really embarassed; Robot talking behind his hand to Zap]] / Robot: FANNY you should bring that up.
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #258 Cocktail, Not starring Tom Cruise}} / [[Reona looking awkward and pointing away; Robot in his bad human disguise looking quite bored]] / Reona: Well... Uh, you see, I... Heh... It was-- / Robot: She was a COCKTAIL waitress. / [[Close-up of Zap thinking, looking away]] / Zap: Oh. / [[Zap with big grin, thinking about Reona in a sexy bunny suit in sexy poses; Reona from behind, looking back; Reona smiling widely, leaning forward with a tray of drinks; Reona with both arms behind her head]] / Zap: OOH! / [[Reona turns away looking upset, grabbing her arm; Zap looks at her]] / Zap: ...? / [[Silohouette of Grontar, pissed, smoke coming out of his nose]] / <> / [[Robot goes flying past Kasey, thoughtful, and Gunner, bored]] / <> / Robot: AACK!
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #258 Cocktail, Not starring Tom Cruise}} / [[Reona looking awkward and pointing away; Robot in his bad human disguise looking quite bored]] / Reona: Well... Uh, you see, I... Heh... It was-- / Robot: She was a COCKTAIL waitress. / [[Close-up of Zap thinking, looking away]] / Zap: Oh. / [[Zap with big grin, thinking about Reona in a sexy bunny suit in sexy poses; Reona from behind, looking back; Reona smiling widely, leaning forward with a tray of drinks; Reona with both arms behind her head]] / Zap: OOH! / [[Reona turns away looking upset, grabbing her arm; Zap looks at her]] / Zap: ...? / [[Silohouette of Grontar, pissed, smoke coming out of his nose]] / <> / [[Robot goes flying past Kasey, thoughtful, and Gunner, bored]] / <> / Robot: AACK!
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #258 Cocktail... Not Starring Tom Cruise}} / [[Reona holding her arm, looking away; Zap lifting a hand, looking at Reona]] / Zap: Do you think you can tell me about it? / I don't have anything that I can remember and... / [[Zap looking Reona in the face; Reona still looking sad]] / Reona: Okay... / But just know that its a part of my life that I've left BEHIND me. / [[Robot holding gloves, raising index finger]] / Robot: Interesting you bring up your BEHIND! / [[Grontar grabs Robot from behind; Robot goes flying past Kasey and Gunner]] / Robot: YARG! / <>
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #258 Cocktail... Not Starring Tom Cruise}} / [[Reona holding her arm, looking away; Zap lifting a hand, looking at Reona]] / Zap: Do you think you can tell me about it? / I don't have anything that I can remember and... / [[Zap looking Reona in the face; Reona still looking sad]] / Reona: Okay... / But just know that its a part of my life that I've left BEHIND me. / [[Robot holding gloves, raising index finger]] / Robot: Interesting you bring up your BEHIND! / [[Grontar grabs Robot from behind; Robot goes flying past Kasey and Gunner]] / Robot: YARG! / <>
"Bad Hair Stay" [[fan comic]] / Gunner: Man, the turndown service at this hotel is terrible. This has to be the worst mint I've ever tasted. Ever. / Zap: Um...I'm pretty sure that's one of the facial soaps. / Gunner: Whatever, I'm too psychic to care. / Zap: Oh God. Where are they? / Zap: My gels! My creams! My unugents! Gone! How am I supposed to have perfectly swirly hair forever IF I DON'T HAVE MY MATERIALS?!? / Gunner: Relax. There's, like, a Walgreens downstairs. / Zap: Jeez! Somebody's cleaned out the entire hair care products section! Except for some "White Rain". And that stuff gives me a rash. / Zap: 'Scuse me, but what happened to all your hair styling stuff? / Man-behind-the-register: Ooh, sorry, son. The Pan-Galactic Red Hats convention just cleaned us out. And our supplier won't be here for about a month. So you'll just have to do without. My apologies! / Zap: Ohhh-kay... Zap, get yourself under control....it's only hair... I mean, you've been through worse scrapes before...you can survive... ...right? / Narrator: Two days later... / Zap: Well, guys... how do I look? / Reona: Mmmm... Like a short Kurt Cobain. Short 'n' stumpy. / Robot: Really? Because I was thinking more along the lines of Courney Love. Yup. Imagine him with a $15 prom dress, smeared lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of Jack Daniels, and voila! The illusion is complete! / Gunner: YUUURP!
 
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #259 Reona's Panties}} / Flashback in sepia, all Reona's dialogue. / [[Reona in cocktail waitress outfit, holding tray in fancy lounge]] / "I was a waitress at the Starline Lounge back then." / [[Reona is grossed out by cat- and dog-men that are howling at her]] / It was horrible / [[Reona grasps tray anxiously, other woman talks to bartender]] / I hoped EVERY day to escape. / [[Close-up of beautiful alien woman]] / I met another waitress named Demonica. / She always knew more than she let people know... / [[Reona makes exasperated face; bent over picking up a bottle; men are shouting and leering]] / Since I was determined to get OUT of there... / ...I knew I had to get Demonica to help me do it.
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #259 Reona's Panties}} / Flashback in sepia, all Reona's dialogue. / [[Reona in cocktail waitress outfit, holding tray in fancy lounge]] / "I was a waitress at the Starline Lounge back then." / [[Reona is grossed out by cat- and dog-men that are howling at her]] / It was horrible / [[Reona grasps tray anxiously, other woman talks to bartender]] / I hoped EVERY day to escape. / [[Close-up of beautiful alien woman]] / I met another waitress named Demonica. / She always knew more than she let people know... / [[Reona makes exasperated face; bent over picking up a bottle; men are shouting and leering]] / Since I was determined to get OUT of there... / ...I knew I had to get Demonica to help me do it.
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #259 Reona's Panties (Don't actually show up in this comic. Oh well.}} / [[Flashback in sepia. Justin and 2 resistance fighters on the left, fists clenched; 3 G.E.F. soldiers on the right; Reona and Demonica, with one hand on Reona's should and one in the air, in the centre]] / Reona: So, I talked to her... / And she told me about the Galactic Resistance. / [[Lounge, lone man sitting at table with documents; Demonica gesturing to the table for Reona]] / Reona: But more importantly... / She introduced me... / [[Close-up of Efrem, smiling; his blue eyes are the only colour]] / Reona: ...to EFREM. / [[Reona looking off, sad; Zap looking at Reona's back]] / Reona: I lef the casino with Efrem soon after that and joined him in the resistance. / Demonica had eyes and ears all over the place. / [[Zap looks uneasily at Gunner, who is glaring back at Zap]] / Reona: If ANYONE knows where to find Naveed and Efrem, it would be HER.
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #260 Kasey's Departure}} / [[Reona and Kasey; Kasey looks thoughtful]] / Reona: Well Kasey, I guess you can find a shuttle to Sticklebat Seven form here / [[Kasey glances back at Zap, who is holding his arm looking sad]] / Kasey: ...uh... / [[Kasey grabs Reona's hand, pulls her away from crew; Grontar is confused]] / Kasey: Reona, can I talk to you over here for a minute? / Reona: Yeah, sure Kasey. / [[Kasey and Reona by large fountain]] / Kasey: Listen, Reona. I know Efrem means a lot to you / ...And that you really want to find him. / [[Kasey and Reona, Reona looking sad]] / Kasey: But don't forget about Zap! / Reona: Forget what about Zap...?
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #260 Kasey's Departure}} / [[Close-up of Kasey, full of emotion]] / Kasey: I know you want to be with him! / Why are you fighting it? / [[Reona pointing to herself, angry]] / Reona: I made a promise to Efrem! / I'm not giving up on him! / [[Kasey making two fists, yelling]] / Kasey: But Zap loves you!! / [[Close-up of Reona, shocked]] / Reona: It's not-- / [[Silohouette of Kasey, sad]] / Kasey: He loves you. / You didn't have to do anything... He just does. / [[Close-up of Kasey's hands]] / Kasey: I'm a Stickle. I work with my hands. / [[Close-up of Kasey's eye, teary]] / Kasey: I love machines... / [[Kasey turns around, both fists clenched, anguished]] / Kasey: But machines can't love back! / [[Reona, surprised, sad]] / Reona: Kasey...
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #260 Kasey's Departure}} / [[Close-up of Kasey, yellow light shining on her face, smiling sadly]] / Kasey: It's funny... / [[Kasey looking up into yellow light, smiling]] / Kasey: I never noticed it until now. / No one's ever looked at me the way taht Zap looks at you. / [[Reona is looking down and away, clearly upset and uncomfortable]] / Reona: I can't change how I feel... / [[Kasey in foreground, eyes closed and annoyed; Kasey is walking away from Reona, who is shocked]] / Kasey: Well, see how you feel after you hurt Zap so badly that he leaves. / I'm going back to Sticklebat Seven. / [[Close-up of Kasey looking back at Reona]] / Kasey: If you need work on your arm, you can find me there. / Goodbye for now, Reona. / [[Kasey walks away down a long red carpet; there are other aliens present, but no one notices]] / [[Reona is looking at Kasey walk away, very sad]] / Reona: Goodbye, Kasey... / [[Close-up of one of Reona's eyes; teary but angry]]
 
Z A P ! Archives {{Issue #261 Tears of Sorrow and Joy}} / [[Reona from behind]] / Reona: *sniffle* *sniff* / [[Reona turns aroudn with tears in her eyes]] / Zap: Reona...? / [[Zap is standing in front of the water fountain]] / Zap: What are you crying? / [[Close-up of Zap looking concerned]] / Zap: Grontar sent me to see what was taking so long. / Are you okay? / [[Reona smiling, brushing the tears off her face]] / Reona: *sniff* Oh, yeah, Zap. / It's just that Kasey's gone home... / ...and I'm just being a silly girl. / [[Robot peaks his head beside Zap, who has one eyebrow cocked]] / Robot: What? / What's that she said? / [[Robot is happy, eye closed, hugging Zap's head; Zap's eyes are wide open]] / Robot: KASEY'S GONE!! / [[Robot in foreground, very happy, fingers clasped together; Zap and Reona both watching form behind, both looking awkward]] / Robot: OH, if I could cry TEARS OF JOY, I would!
Z A P ! Archives Kanji / S-I-L-E-N-C-E / Outline drawing of Zap holding Reona. / Orange and purple dots.
Z A P ! [[Robot is dancing in celebration]] / Robot: YEE-HE-HE / Gunner: Ugh… / / [[Gunner reaches into his cloak]] / / / [[Display reads: Incoming Message]] / [[Gunner smirks]] / Gunner: Heh… / [[Gunner starts to walk away from the crew]] / [[Gunner walks away into a crowd]] / [[Gunner keeps walking away towards a door]] / / {{title: Tears of sorrow and joy (Gunner laughs while everyone cries)}}
Z A P ! Archives Zap sits, spread eagle, dresses as Cloud. / Pumpkin shaped like Robot. / Trick or...
Z A P ! Archives [[Zap, sitting in prison, smiling down.]] / I'm Mr. Bright-Side
 
Z A P ! Reona: No sign of Demonica in there, either. / Grontar: Don't worry, Reona. If Demonica is here, we'll find her. / Grontar: Are you doing okay? I know being here is stressful-- / Reona: <> I'm fine, Grontar. You can stop asking me that. / Reona: But I am a little worried about the others. I have this weird feeling they're getting into trouble... / Reona: I'm probably just being paranoid.
Z A P ! {{title:The Waiting Room}} / [[View down a long hallway. Zap and Robot are cuffed to the wall while sitting on little half-circle seats.]] / Zap:How did they see through your disguise? / Robot:Because it was HORRIBLE that's how! / [[Close in on Zap and Robot]] / Robot:And why didn't you use your POWERS to see those GOONS? / Zap:I was concentrating on your stupid game! What did you expect? / Robot:Yeah? Well, you got us caught and now we have to meet with the OWNER. / Zap:I'm not the one who wanted to cheat at gambling! I wanted to sit and watch the waitresses pick up things all day! / [[Close up of Zap and Robot faces]] / Zap: ...fairy-bot...
Z A P ! Zap: How much longer do we have to sit here? My arms are tired! / Helper Robot: Take a rest here, madame? / Robot: I don't know, but-- Ma'am? / Large Woman: Good idea. I need to rest my legs. / Robot: Ma'am! Ma'am! / Robot: Aaaa-AAHHHH! / Large Woman: Hm? / Large Woman: Why, you pervert! / Large Woman: I never! / [[Large Woman smacks Robot in the head.]] / <> / Large Woman: Huf! / Robot: By the maker! That lady just sat on me like I don't even exist! / Zap: You should sue her for ass-ault and butt-ery.
Z A P ! {{Issue #271 Who's the Boss? Pt. 1}} / [[Large man in suit walks in with remote]] / <> / Big Guy: Male humanoid and robotic unit serial number XR-743-9Q, the mistress will see you now. / <> / [[Handcuffs release Zap and Robot]] / <> / [[Male leaves room, Zap and Robot look at each with apprehension]] / Big Guy: This way. / [[Male addresses off-frame woman, Zap and Robot in background]] / Big Guy: Madame, this is the humanoid and his robot we caught cheating in the casinos. / [[Zap and Robot in background with male, canle and drink on desk]] / Woman: Hm. Very good work. / Now leave us. I'd like to speak with them... / [[Close-up; woman's face is shadowed]] / Woman: ALONE.
Z A P ! {{Issue #271 Who's the Boss? Pt. 1}} / [[Large man in suit walks in with remote]] / <> / Big Guy: Male humanoid and robotic unit serial number XR-743-9Q, the mistress will see you now. / <> / [[Handcuffs release Zap and Robot]] / <> / [[Male leaves room, Zap and Robot look at each with apprehension]] / Big Guy: This way. / [[Male addresses off-frame woman, Zap and Robot in background]] / Big Guy: Madame, this is the humanoid and his robot we caught cheating in the casinos. / [[Zap and Robot in background with male, canle and drink on desk]] / Woman: Hm. Very good work. / Now leave us. I'd like to speak with them... / [[Close-up; woman's face is shadowed]] / Woman: ALONE.
Z A P ! Demonica: My, my, my... / Demonica: Where are my manners? / Demonica: We haven't been properly introduced. / Demonica: My name is Demonica, / Demonica: and I'm the owner of this fine establishment. / Zap: Demonica?!
 

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