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| Z A P ! | Demonica: Now, let me ask you, handsome... / Demonica: What makes you think you can bring a robot into a "no robot" zone? / Zap: She doesn't know I'm a psychic... That's a relief. / Zap: Oh, um...
/ Zap: I didn't know it was that kind of zone, I guess?
/ Demonica: Oh, please! I'm not a fool! / Zap: Could you hold on a moment? / Zap: We found her! Hurry! We're at--! / [[Demonica smacks the communicator out of Zap's hand.]]
/ Zap: Aah!
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20051208.html |
| Z A P ! | Zap [[over communicator]]: We found her! Hurry! We're at--
/ Zap [[over communicator]]: Aah! / Reona: What happened?
/ Reona: It cut out... / Grontar: Zap's communicator must have been destroyed...
/ Grontar: I installed a tracker on Robot. Lock onto that signal and we can find them. / Reona: Got it!
/ Reona: Let's hurry! They could be in trouble! http://zapinspace.com/d/20051212.html |
| Z A P ! | Zap: Hey! You broke my thingie!
/ Demonica: Oh, I'm sorry honey... / Demonica: I swear I didn't mean to. Just relax. / Zap: Ah... Oookay... / Robot: Zap, I'm picking up some kind of pheremone.
/ Zap: Huh?
/ Robot: It could be a toxin... / < http://zapinspace.com/d/20051215.html |
| Z A P ! | Demonica: So, my sweet...
/ Demonica: You seem very familiar.
/ Zap: I do...? / Demonica: It doesn't really matter.
/ Demonica: Tell me your name.
/ Zap: Zap Vexler. / Demonica: Well, I just adore humans, Zap Vexler.
/ Demonica: They have such soft skin. / [[Demonica kisses Zap, which wakes him up from his trance.]] / Zap: No!
/ Zap: I can't do this! http://zapinspace.com/d/20051219.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | {{Issue #276 Oh, So you're a psychic! (Pt. 1)}}
/ [[Zap falls back, leaning on one arm, nervous; Demonica leans back a bit, surprised]]
/ Zap: I'm flattered and all...
/ But I'm in love with someone already. / [[Zap makes a grossed-out face, sticks his tongue out; chibi Demonica + chibi Zap = chibi Demonica with blonde dreds; SHE + HE = HE-SHE?!]]
/ Zap: Plus, I don't think I'm into that INTER-SPECIES stuff. / [[Zap is facing Demonica, who looks angry while pointing to Zap]]
/ Demonica: Oh, I know who you remind me of, now.
/ Are you a psychic? / [[Zap looks away, nervous]]
/ Zap: Maybe...
/ Why do you ask? / [[Demonica is very angry, her dreds are spread out, and her fist is clenched]]
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20051222.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | Kasey in a beautiful green dress with dark green gloves, looking saucy. http://zapinspace.com/d/20051226.html |
| Z A P ! | Zap: Well, that's nice to know...
/ Zap: But I really need to get my robot and go. / Demonica: NO!
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20051229.html |
| Z A P ! | Demonica: You're not going anywhere.
/ Demonica: We don't get many humans out here.
/ Demonica: You're just too much to pass up. / Demonica: I'll just have to do this the hard way...
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20060102.html |
| Z A P ! | Reona: Which way, Grontar? / Grontar: The signal is much stronger now.
/ Grontar: They must be in the next room. / Door Guard: And where do the two of you think you're going? / Reona: We're going in there! Our friends need us!
/ Door Guard: No one sees the mistress without an appointment. http://zapinspace.com/d/20060105.html |
| Knock, Knock! (Pt. 2) | [[Grontar points at the door.]]
/ Grontar: She said we're going in there. / [[The bodyguard clenches a fist.]]
/ Bodyguard: Heh. Then you'll just have to go through me. / [[Grontar punches the bodyguard, decking him.]]
/ Grontar: Whatever you say.
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20060109.html |
| Not What It Looks Like (Pt. 1) | [[Zap is entangled in Demonica's hair tentacles as Demonica kisses him.]]
/ Zap: Mmf-flth! / [[Demonica looks back at the door.]]
/ Demonica: Hm? / Demonica: Oh, hello Reona.
/ [[Zap falls over as Demonica releases him from her tentacles.]]
/ Zap: Guh!
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20060112.html |
| Not What It Looks Like (Pt. 1) | [[Zap is entangled in Demonica's hair tentacles as Demonica kisses him.]]
/ Zap: Mmf-flth! / [[Demonica looks back at the door.]]
/ Demonica: Hm? / Demonica: Oh, hello Reona.
/ [[Zap falls over as Demonica releases him from her tentacles.]]
/ Zap: Guh!
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20060112.html |
| Not What It Looks Like (Pt. 2) | Zap: Reona! I know what it looks like!
/ Zap: But I swear I didn't do anything on purpose! / [[Reona blushes a little]]
/ Reona: Uh... / [[Reona tears up.]] / [[Reona turns away from Zap and crosses her arms.]]
/ Reona: Zap Vexler, I don't care what you do!
/ Reona: I'm not your boss! / Zap: But, Reona, it's-- / Reona: Demonica, I came back here to talk to you.
/ Reona: Can I have a moment? / Demonica: Sure, Reona. It's been a long time. http://zapinspace.com/d/20060116.html |
| Not What It Looks Like (Pt. 2) | Zap: Reona! I know what it looks like!
/ Zap: But I swear I didn't do anything on purpose! / [[Reona blushes a little]]
/ Reona: Uh... / [[Reona tears up.]] / [[Reona turns away from Zap and crosses her arms.]]
/ Reona: Zap Vexler, I don't care what you do!
/ Reona: I'm not your boss! / Zap: But, Reona, it's-- / Reona: Demonica, I came back here to talk to you.
/ Reona: Can I have a moment? / Demonica: Sure, Reona. It's been a long time. http://zapinspace.com/d/20060116.html |
| Information Exchange | [[Demonica offers Reona a drink.]]
/ Narrator: Later
/ Demonica: So, Reona... / Demonica: What brings you back to the casino?
/ [[Demonica pours Reona a drink.]]
/ Reona: That's plenty, thanks. / Reona: I'm in need of some information that I think you might have. / [[Demonica sips her drink.]]
/ Demonica: Well, ever since I took over this place my information business has had to suffer, but I'll help if I can. / Reona: I need to find out where Naveed Catlos is being held by the G.E.F. / Demonica: I can't tell you that...
/ Reona: What? Why not? http://zapinspace.com/d/20060119.html |
| Information Exchange | [[Demonica offers Reona a drink.]]
/ Narrator: Later
/ Demonica: So, Reona... / Demonica: What brings you back to the casino?
/ [[Demonica pours Reona a drink.]]
/ Reona: That's plenty, thanks. / Reona: I'm in need of some information that I think you might have. / [[Demonica sips her drink.]]
/ Demonica: Well, ever since I took over this place my information business has had to suffer, but I'll help if I can. / Reona: I need to find out where Naveed Catlos is being held by the G.E.F. / Demonica: I can't tell you that...
/ Reona: What? Why not? http://zapinspace.com/d/20060119.html |
| Z A P ! | Demonica: I can't tell you...
/ Demonica: ...because she broke out two days ago. / Reona: What?! / [[Reona drops the drink she was holding.]]
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20060123.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Title: Why Naveed?}} / [[Demonica's office suite. Demonica is holding her elephant-dog in her lap]]
/ Demonica:I don't know all the details, but from what my sources say, she broke out of her cell, killed a couple of guards [long pause] and took the Galilean Satellites with her. / Reona:The elementaros? What would the G.E.F. be planning? / Demonica:Oh, PLEASE, Reona. You don't REALLY think Naveed is still with the g.e.f.? / Reona:Why would I think otherwise?
/ [[Demonica puts the elephant-dog down on the floor]]
/ Demonica:They had her arrested! The g.e.f. is up in arms over the whole thing. Why the obsession with Naveed anyway? / Reona:She took Efram...
/ Demonica:Oh! So that's why you have a replacement boyfriend! / [[ZSoom in on Reona's shocked face]]
/ Reona:WHAT?! http://zapinspace.com/d/20060126.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Title: A Lot Like Efram}} / [[Demonica's office suite]]
/ Reona: What REPLACEMENT boyfriend?!
/ Demonica: That blond pointy-haired boy. He's a good kisser, you know. / Reona: ZAP? He's NOT my boyfriend. He's not even my TYPE! / Demonica: RIGHT! You know as much as I do that he's almost exactly like Efram.
/ Reona:They don't even LOOK alike! / [[Demonica pulls open the wall curtains to show a balcony looking out into space]]
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20060130.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | William and Vitale in lightning storm, in front of city. http://zapinspace.com/d/20060202.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Issue #282 Vacation Opportunity (Pt 1)}} / [[Demonica, with eyes closed, pushes the glass balcony door open]]
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20060206.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Issue #282 Vacation Opportunity (Pt 2)}} / [[Close-up of Reona. She is panicked.]]
/ Reona: We can't stay here for a few days! / [[Close-up of Demonica. She looks thoughtful, but slightly bored]]
/ Reona: We have to find Naveed and Efrem. / [[Reona is shocked, clutching the pass with a full planet behind her]]
/ Demonica: Don't be such a dope, Reona. / [[Demonica is waving a hand and speaking with her eyes closed]]
/ Demonica: You didn't come all the way out to the oratinal system because you had some idea where Efrem is.
/ You have no clue where Naveed's got him. That's why you brought your pretty little captain here to tempt me for info!
/ I'm your last chance for clues to find them. And I'll helop you. / [[Demonica looks over to Reona slyly]]
/ Demonica: Give me three days to prod my sources.
/ I can at least give you some clues on where to START looking. / [[Reona rubs her head and looks down at the pass; Demonica looks at Reona with a slight smile]]
/ Reona: Well... I guess we could stay for a few days...
/ Demonica: Glad you see it my way. http://zapinspace.com/d/20060209.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | Hey there, ZAP! fans. You are about to enter our Fan Comic-A-Palooza. Its basically our week and a half straight contest of fan comics.
/ If you would like to read them, just continue normally, but if you'd rather get back to the main story, simply click on the link at the bottom of this text and you'll be transported back to the normal timeline, free of charge!
/ Either way, enjoy!
/ -Chris L. http://zapinspace.com/d/20060210.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | [[Robot is standing outside of a door in Excelsior, a big "!" above his head]]
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20060215.html |
| Z A P ! Archives | [[Robot, bored, is pointing at Zap; Zap looks enthusiastic]]
/ Robot: Yo, Fuzz for brains, there are some things at the door, they claim to be your long-lost-sons...
/ Zap: Zunis! Sounds like die-hard fans, for me! Bring 'em in! / [[Two troll dolls with arms wide open]]
/ Dolls: Daddy! We missed you! / [[Zap is scared]]
/ Zap: Noo! Not more trolls! Why won't they leave me alooone!? http://zapinspace.com/d/20060220.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Issue #282 Vacation Opportunity (Pt 3)}} / [[Back in Demonica's office, Reona goes to leave. Still holding the pass, she waves to Demonica, who is standing with her arms crossed]]
/ Reona: Thanks for everything, Demonica. I'll be in touch.
/ Demonica: Sure, Reona. / [[Demonica waves back and smiles lazily; Reona looks back over her shoulder, annoyed]]
/ Demonica: Now, don't forget to apologize to Zap.
/ Reona: Huh? / [[Reona is irritated and pouty]]
/ Reona: Why should I? He's the one who-- / [[Close-up of Demonica smiling]]
/ Demonica: Oh, I was all over him.
/ Demonica: But he wasn't interested. You know, he said the strangest thing...
/ Demonica: He said he was in love with someone already. / [[Demonica speaks to Reona's back; Reona's face is shadowed]]
/ Demonica: This person he loves...
/ Reona: ... / [[Close-up of Demonica, sly]]
/ Demonica: They must be very special. / [[Silohouette of Reona, a tear running down her face]]
/ Reona: Idiot... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060223.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Issue #282 Vacation Opportunity (Pt 3)}} / [[Back in Demonica's office, Reona goes to leave. Still holding the pass, she waves to Demonica, who is standing with her arms crossed]]
/ Reona: Thanks for everything, Demonica. I'll be in touch.
/ Demonica: Sure, Reona. / [[Demonica waves back and smiles lazily; Reona looks back over her shoulder, annoyed]]
/ Demonica: Now, don't forget to apologize to Zap.
/ Reona: Huh? / [[Reona is irritated and pouty]]
/ Reona: Why should I? He's the one who-- / [[Close-up of Demonica smiling]]
/ Demonica: Oh, I was all over him.
/ Demonica: But he wasn't interested. You know, he said the strangest thing...
/ Demonica: He said he was in love with someone already. / [[Demonica speaks to Reona's back; Reona's face is shadowed]]
/ Demonica: This person he loves...
/ Reona: ... / [[Close-up of Demonica, sly]]
/ Demonica: They must be very special. / [[Silohouette of Reona, a tear running down her face]]
/ Reona: Idiot... http://zapinspace.com/d/20060223.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Issue #283 Gonna Stay (Pt 1)}} / [[Zap is sitting in the casino lobby with a hand on Robot's shoulder]]
/ Zap: I wonder what's taking so long... / [[Grontar is bent over, fixing Robot; there is a fluid-based person walking around]]
/ Grontar: I'm sure they have a lot to talk about. / [[Zap looks over at Robot with eyebrows raised; Robot is unresponsive]]
/ Zap: Is he fixed yet?
/ Grontar: Almost. / [[Grontar shuts Robot's chest panel]]
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20060227.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Issue #283 Gonna Stay (Pt 1)}} / [[Zap is sitting in the casino lobby with a hand on Robot's shoulder]]
/ Zap: I wonder what's taking so long... / [[Grontar is bent over, fixing Robot; there is a fluid-based person walking around]]
/ Grontar: I'm sure they have a lot to talk about. / [[Zap looks over at Robot with eyebrows raised; Robot is unresponsive]]
/ Zap: Is he fixed yet?
/ Grontar: Almost. / [[Grontar shuts Robot's chest panel]]
/ < http://zapinspace.com/d/20060227.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Title:Gonna Stay - (Part 2)}} / [[Opening scene: The lobby of the casino. Grontar, Robot and Zap are sitting on chairs against the wall, waiting on Reona.]]
/ Zap: Demonica bashed you with one of her hair-dealies.
/ Grontar: The blow knocked out your core processing unit and you went offline. I put it back in and rebooted you. / Grontar: I can't figure out why it was loose though...
/ Robot: Right. No one EVER abuses the machinery. This has got to be the worst mission ever. I'm ready to get off this junker before something ELSE happens. / [[Enter Reona]]
/ Reona: Hey guys! Guess what?
/ Robot: Oh! Oh! We get to leave?
/ Reona: Nope! Demonica gave us a free vacation in the casino! We're gonna stay here for three more days! / Robot: Crap. Where'd I put that SELF-DESTRUCT button? http://zapinspace.com/d/20060302.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Issue #284 Dinner Time}} / [[Grontar is holding the pass, looking inquisitive]]
/ Grontar: So, we get to stay here for free?
/ Reona: YEP! / [[Reona gestures with her hand and smiles at Zap; Zap looks back at Reona, slightly surprised]]
/ Reona: While we wait she's going to look up information about Efrem.
/ Reona: And the royal treatment is her way of making up for what happened with Zap. / [[Close-up of Reona, smiling brightly]]
/ Reona: She even suggested a restaurant she thought we'd enjoy.
/ Reona: So, let's make use of the time off! / [[Zap scratches his head and looks at Robot; Robot is looking bored]]
/ Robot: I don't even eat. / [[Grontar, Zap, Reona and Robot head off to the restaurant through the lobby]]
/ Zap: Hey, anyone know where Gunner went?
/ Reona: We thought he was with you... / [[Gunner's hair is waving and he is smiling evily]]
/ Guard [[off screen]]: Hey, you!
/ Guard [[off screen]]: This area is currently off-limits to guests! http://zapinspace.com/d/20060306.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Issue #284 Dinner Time}} / [[Grontar is holding the pass, looking inquisitive]]
/ Grontar: So, we get to stay here for free?
/ Reona: YEP! / [[Reona gestures with her hand and smiles at Zap; Zap looks back at Reona, slightly surprised]]
/ Reona: While we wait she's going to look up information about Efrem.
/ Reona: And the royal treatment is her way of making up for what happened with Zap. / [[Close-up of Reona, smiling brightly]]
/ Reona: She even suggested a restaurant she thought we'd enjoy.
/ Reona: So, let's make use of the time off! / [[Zap scratches his head and looks at Robot; Robot is looking bored]]
/ Robot: I don't even eat. / [[Grontar, Zap, Reona and Robot head off to the restaurant through the lobby]]
/ Zap: Hey, anyone know where Gunner went?
/ Reona: We thought he was with you... / [[Gunner's hair is waving and he is smiling evily]]
/ Guard [[off screen]]: Hey, you!
/ Guard [[off screen]]: This area is currently off-limits to guests! http://zapinspace.com/d/20060306.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Issue #285 Plans for Amusement (Pt 1)}} / [[Close-up of a gun, foreground, and a dead soldier, background]] / [[Gunner looks over his shoulder, eyes glowing yellow]] / [[Serpent stands on the roof of a building, hood drawn, holding a hologram disc]]
/ Serpent: Naveed
/ Serpent: What's your status? / [[Serpent is holding a small hologram of Naveed]]
/ Naveed [[hologram]]: Now that you've given us the coordinates, we're almost at the station. / [[Naveed is leaning towards a table, Efrem is in the foreground wearing a blue-glowing visor]]
/ Naveed: Efrem here's a real ace pilot. / [[Naveed is smiling, leaning close to the Serpent's hologram image]]
/ Serpent [[hologram]]: Listen, Naveed. Zap is going to be here for awhile.
/ Serpent [[hologram]]: Dock at the bottom of the station and enter through the amusement park. Meet me at the uh... / [[Serpent's face is shadowing, showing only his glowing eyes and snarl]]
/ Naveed [[hologram]]: Where do you want to meet? / [[Serpent looks exasperated, and Naveed's hologram laughs]]
/ Serpent: The merry-go-round.
/ Naveed [[hologram]]: Ha ha! http://zapinspace.com/d/20060309.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Issue #285 Plans for Amusement (Pt 1)}} / [[Close-up of a gun, foreground, and a dead soldier, background]] / [[Gunner looks over his shoulder, eyes glowing yellow]] / [[Serpent stands on the roof of a building, hood drawn, holding a hologram disc]]
/ Serpent: Naveed
/ Serpent: What's your status? / [[Serpent is holding a small hologram of Naveed]]
/ Naveed [[hologram]]: Now that you've given us the coordinates, we're almost at the station. / [[Naveed is leaning towards a table, Efrem is in the foreground wearing a blue-glowing visor]]
/ Naveed: Efrem here's a real ace pilot. / [[Naveed is smiling, leaning close to the Serpent's hologram image]]
/ Serpent [[hologram]]: Listen, Naveed. Zap is going to be here for awhile.
/ Serpent [[hologram]]: Dock at the bottom of the station and enter through the amusement park. Meet me at the uh... / [[Serpent's face is shadowing, showing only his glowing eyes and snarl]]
/ Naveed [[hologram]]: Where do you want to meet? / [[Serpent looks exasperated, and Naveed's hologram laughs]]
/ Serpent: The merry-go-round.
/ Naveed [[hologram]]: Ha ha! http://zapinspace.com/d/20060309.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Issue #285 Plans for Amusement (Pt 2)}} / [[Silhouette of Efrem, serious]]
/ Efrem: We're coming into range of the casino. / [[Naveed is leaning with both hands on a control panel, standing beside Efrem]]
/ Naveed: Good. Now cloak the ship and block all hailing communication. / [[There is space traffic, they are approaching Demonica's casino]]
/ Efrem: Engaging cloak.
/ Naveed: Cut the wake. We'll run in stealth until we dock. / [[The satellites are sitting by a large window overlooking the nearby planet]]
/ Naveed: How exciting... / [[Close-up of Naveed smiling]]
/ Naveed: I just adore reunions. http://zapinspace.com/d/20060313.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Issue #285 Plans for Amusement (Pt 2)}} / [[Silhouette of Efrem, serious]]
/ Efrem: We're coming into range of the casino. / [[Naveed is leaning with both hands on a control panel, standing beside Efrem]]
/ Naveed: Good. Now cloak the ship and block all hailing communication. / [[There is space traffic, they are approaching Demonica's casino]]
/ Efrem: Engaging cloak.
/ Naveed: Cut the wake. We'll run in stealth until we dock. / [[The satellites are sitting by a large window overlooking the nearby planet]]
/ Naveed: How exciting... / [[Close-up of Naveed smiling]]
/ Naveed: I just adore reunions. http://zapinspace.com/d/20060313.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Title page.}} / Title: Zap! #4
/ Subtitle: Hi-Ho Casino!
/ PART 2 / [[Zap's closing eyes bleed green as he falls, clothes tattered, in the midst of yellow feathers ripping from flame in the windy, ramshackle carnival ground.]] http://zapinspace.com/d/20060316.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Issue #286 The Virus Appears}} / Narrator: Planet Earth
/ [[G.E.F. Building amidst a highway]] / Narrator: G.E.F. Main Server Housing
/ [[Man at computer with several large monitors, all with blue text]] / [[Close-up of man's hands at keyboard]] / [[Close-up of man's eyes; 'error' message reflected in his glasses]]
/ G.E.F. Tech: What...? / [[All monitors showing red 'error' message]]
/ G.E.F. Tech: *Gasp* / [[Man facing monitor/phone, looks desperate]]
/ G.E.F. Tech: Hello? I MUST speak with the president. It's very URGENT! / [[Man shown in different monitor, on the president's desk; Verbatim looks at monitor]]
/ Verbatim: I'm sorry. The president isn't in right now. http://zapinspace.com/d/20060320.html |
| Z A P ! | {{Issue #286 The Virus Appears}} / Narrator: Planet Earth
/ [[G.E.F. Building amidst a highway]] / Narrator: G.E.F. Main Server Housing
/ [[Man at computer with several large monitors, all with blue text]] / [[Close-up of man's hands at keyboard]] / [[Close-up of man's eyes; 'error' message reflected in his glasses]]
/ G.E.F. Tech: What...? / [[All monitors showing red 'error' message]]
/ G.E.F. Tech: *Gasp* / [[Man facing monitor/phone, looks desperate]]
/ G.E.F. Tech: Hello? I MUST speak with the president. It's very URGENT! / [[Man shown in different monitor, on the president's desk; Verbatim looks at monitor]]
/ Verbatim: I'm sorry. The president isn't in right now. http://zapinspace.com/d/20060320.html |