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Mervius & Kevin review The Other Boleyn Girl Mervius: Little known historical fact: the other Boleyn girl was nicknamed Eileen by her maids, on account of she had one really short leg. / Kevin: Quiet, Merv, she's looking right at us. / Mervius: Kevin, I'm worried. I really want my review of this movie to make webmaster Michael happy. I...
Mervius & Kevin review Baby Mama Kevin: "I think I see a blue-footed booby." / Mervius: "That's one more for exotic bird bingo!" / Mervius: Kevin, it's a little hard to believe that this intelligent and successful woman played by Tina Fey would so willingly accept as a surrogate mother such a hare-brained, uneducated loudmouth like...
Mervius & Kevin review Kung Fu Panda Mervius: "No time to argue! You throw me the whip, I throw you the scroll!" / Kevin: What do you think this is, Merv? Indy Panda Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Scroll? / Mervius: Kevin, I'm afraid I have no choice as a critic but to dish praise upon Kung Fu Panda. As Confucius said, "Everything...
Mervius & Kevin review The Incredible Hulk Mervius: Damn! Shark Repellant! I got the wrong stuff! I thought this was Hulk-Be-Gone! / "HULK SMASH!" / Mervius: You know, Kevin, call me crazy, but I've always thought the Hulk should be running around naked while he saves the world from bad guys. I mean, how are we supposed to believe his pants...
Mervius & Kevin review Get Smart Mervius: "Attention, passengers, our in-flight movie this afternoon will be Bewitched, starring the lovely Nicole Kidman." / Kevin: "Oh, no." / Kevin: Merv, I'm pleased with the style of the comedy in Get Smart. The filmmakers know their target audience. / Mervius: I'm happy with this movie so far too....
 
Mervius & Kevin review WALL-E Kevin: Wake up, Merv! NOW we're gettin' to the good stuff! / Mervius: Huh? What? I thought this was a kid's movie! / Kevin: Mervius, I can't get over how gorgeous this computer animation is. Don't get me wrong, I love how the old-fashioned Disney movies looked, but this blows my mind. The colors! The...
Mervius & Kevin review Hancock Mervius: "So come on down to Wild Willie's World of Wheels, where you can get a fresh deal on hundreds of new and used vehicles." / "You deserve better...I will be better." / Kevin: You know, as much as this movie seems to be trying, there really isn't too much in the way of plot. Once this initial...
Mervius & Kevin Farley review Hellboy II: The Golden Army Mervius: Kevin, there's something about this Abe Sapien character, he just strikes me as really, really intelligent. I can't put my finger on what it is. / Kevin: Intelligent?! Nonsense! He strikes me as a pontificating blowhard! / Mervius: Ah, yes, the mandatory sequel. Since the first movie made money...
Mervius & Kevin Farley review The Dark Knight Mervius: "Now Brucey, I hope you're not riding that bike in the house again!" / Kevin: "Aw, ma, come on! I promise I'll be real careful." / "Why so serious?" / Mervius: Kevin, I wonder if Heath Ledger's death will impact the reception of The Dark Knight. I'd hate for that to somehow take away from honest...
Mervius & Kevin review Step Brothers Mervius: Hey, wait a minute! This isn't in the movie! (Sorry, postmodern comment; do not overthink.) / Kevin: Maybe it's the alternate Thelma & Louise ending. / Kevin: You know Merv, this is kinda bizarre. The other Adam McKay/Will Ferrell collaborations have all been rated PG-13. And now, after the...
 
Mervius & Kevin review Swing Vote Mervius: "Finally, here's a letter that doesn't ask you to quit acting! They want you to make a sequel, Dances With Wolves 2 The Streets." / Mervius: Kevin, this is obviously a pretty topical movie, coming out as it does months before probably the most interesting U.S. election in our lifetimes so far. / Kevin:...
Mervius & Kevin ride the Pineapple Express Mervius: Kevin, what the bejeezus is going on? I thought this was Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 we were seeing. I don't see any pants whatsoever. / Kevin: Tell me about it! And I know that they call her Ugly Betty, but jeez... / Mervius: Aw, man! Another stoner comedy?! Didn't Cheech and Chong...
Mervius & Kevin weather Tropic Thunder Mervius: "If I admit I liked your Hulk movie, would you get back in the helicopter?" / Kevin: "Can we go to that restaurant I like?" / "What do you mean, you people?!" / Mervius: Kevin, I heard that Robert Downey Jr. and Tom Cruise are in this movie. I hope they show up soon. / Kevin: Uh, Merv, you've...
Mervius and Kevin review Death Race Mervius: Kevin, maybe Speed Racer wouldn't have been a complete bust if Racer X had turned out to be Jason X. / Kevin: Merv, this movie just seems to be just an excuse for a lot of gun fights, explosions, and car crashes. But it all unfolds in that montonous, generically grungy atmosphere we've seen...

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