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| Teddy and Newt (8/6/08) | I'm the humblest man in the world! / I'm the worldliest man who is humble. http://webcomicsnation.com/arm/teddy_newt/series.php?view=single&ID=121146 |
| Teddy and Newt (8/7/08) | I reckon a fear of toast is the stupidest fear you can have.
/ I am toastphobic. I find the dryness, the haunting smell, and above all... / The crumbs to be terrifying beyond understanding.
/ I like mine with jam.
/ You are a monster. http://webcomicsnation.com/arm/teddy_newt/series.php?view=single&ID=121147 |
| Teddy and Newt (8/8/08) | Donkey is the finest mode of transport.
/ I prefer Da Vinci's two-wheeled binary peddaling machine. / You may know it as a "bicycle."
/ I call donkeys "meat-cycles." http://webcomicsnation.com/arm/teddy_newt/series.php?view=single&ID=121148 |
| 8/25/08 | You ever wonder why we're here?
/ I must conclude I am being punished for my earthly indiscretions. / Did ya perform barbaric experiments on school children, drivin' most of them insane or the rest to suicide, or something?
/ In a manner of speaking. http://webcomicsnation.com/arm/teddy_newt/series.php?view=single&ID=123768 |
| 8/26/08 | I'm breakin' outta this @#$% hole! You distract God, then I'll eat through this wall.
/ Greetings, Almighty. Kindly look this way; something of great interest awaits...
/ Tastes like dragon taint! *chomp* http://webcomicsnation.com/arm/teddy_newt/series.php?view=single&ID=123769 |
| 8/27/08 | I'll never try to eat through a mystery wall again.
/ That is good advice for all. / What did you do?
/ I deceived the lord.
/ I chewed halfway through a @#$%ing mystery wall! http://webcomicsnation.com/arm/teddy_newt/series.php?view=single&ID=123770 |