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Teddy and Newt (8/6/08) I'm the humblest man in the world! / I'm the worldliest man who is humble.
Teddy and Newt (8/7/08) I reckon a fear of toast is the stupidest fear you can have. / I am toastphobic. I find the dryness, the haunting smell, and above all... / The crumbs to be terrifying beyond understanding. / I like mine with jam. / You are a monster.
Teddy and Newt (8/8/08) Donkey is the finest mode of transport. / I prefer Da Vinci's two-wheeled binary peddaling machine. / You may know it as a "bicycle." / I call donkeys "meat-cycles."
8/25/08 You ever wonder why we're here? / I must conclude I am being punished for my earthly indiscretions. / Did ya perform barbaric experiments on school children, drivin' most of them insane or the rest to suicide, or something? / In a manner of speaking.
8/26/08 I'm breakin' outta this @#$% hole! You distract God, then I'll eat through this wall. / Greetings, Almighty. Kindly look this way; something of great interest awaits... / Tastes like dragon taint! *chomp*
 
8/27/08 I'll never try to eat through a mystery wall again. / That is good advice for all. / What did you do? / I deceived the lord. / I chewed halfway through a @#$%ing mystery wall!

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