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|Powerblob #1||Boss: Well, he's here somewhere! Find him!
/ Henchman 1: Ok boss!
/ [[Title: Powerblob - The Case of the Murder Witness]]
/ Billy (thinking): Feces! I never should have witnessed that murder. / [[Billy sweats.]] / [[A drop of sweat lands on a lamp by his feet.]]
|Powerblob #2||Powerblob: My thousand-year slumber has been interrupted by the fear-sweat of the innocent! Tremble, lawbreakers and wrongdoers! / Billy: Wha...? / Henchman 2: Don't move a muscle, either of you! / Powerblob: Take cover, kid. I'll handle this. His gun can't harm me! / <
|Powerblob #3||Henchman 2: Testicles! Where did that blob-thing go? / Powerblob: Haha, yes... Where indeed? / [[Powerblob oozes out from a pipe on the ground.]] / Powerblob: The prey becomes the hunted. What supreme irony! / <
|Powerblob #4||Powerblob (thinking): Damn, another guy with another bullet-gun. / Henchman 1: Jesus, what happened here?! / Powerblob: I happened here, just like I'm happening again right now through your upper body! / Powerblob: A little wordy, but a solid oneliner nonetheless. / Billy: You killed them? / Powerblob:...|
|Powerblob #5||Billy: I'm just saying... Maybe you could do without killing people.
/ Powerblob: Okaaay, I'll think about it. Jeez! / <
|Powerblob #6||Powerblob: Why are you after the kid? Tell me or I'll kill you! / Boss: He - he witnessed a murder. / Powerblob: Whose murder!? / Boss: Just some guy... We argued about the pronounciation of the word "nucular", so I killed him. / Powerblob: Thank you for your candor, but I changed my mind. I'm going...|
|Powerblob #7||Powerblob: Yeah, I dropped him off at the police station. / Billy: Thanks, ghost who walks! / Powerblob: Ooh, The Phantom-reference! You're all right, kid. / Powerblob: I have many names, but my friends call me Powerblob. My enemies... Well, let's not go into that. / Billy: Billy. / Powerblob: Mind...|
|Powerblob #8||[[Nosferatu is seen standing in a doorway.]] / Billy (outside the panel): You don't mind silent films? / Powerblob: Course not. You know, back then we just called them films. / Billy: How old are you anyway? / Powerblob: Older than Jesus. / Powerblob: Or is that blasphemy? / Billy: Beats me. I don't...|
|Powerblob #9||Powerblob: Odds bodkins! / [[A huge metallic insect is standing in front of a demolished building.]] / Doktor Enzym: Hear me, people of New Piltdown! I demand one billion dollars delivered vizin tventy-four hours. If you default I vill turn your city to rubble! / Powerblob: Hold on! I know that voice! / Billy:...|
|Powerblob #10||Powerblob: Enzym! / Doktor Enzym: Zat thrice-accursed Schwachkopf again? Ha! A fresh chance at revenge! / [[Doktor Enzym pushes a button.]]
|Powerblob #11||Powerblob: Missiles schmissiles! / Doktor Enzym: Verdammt! / Powerblob: Now for the white, soft underbelly of the beast... / <
|Powerblob #12||Doktor Enzym: Vatch in shame, Powerblob, as I destroy another building in retaliation! / [[The Sturm-Insekt kicks a skyscraper.]]
|Powerblob #13||Powerblob: Gotta go. I've got a date with an inventor! / Boy: But what about the... / Powerblob: Say no to drugs, kids! / [[Powerblob looks hesitant.]] / Powerblob: It's not an actual date! / Narrator: Moments later: / Powerblob: Hey Grace! It's me! / Grace: I thought I told you to stay away from me. / Powerblob:...|
|Powerblob #15||[[Powerblob looks bored while Billy does the dishes.]]
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