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Anywhere But Here-Saturday, November 26, 2005 Pops: Hey Mac! Take it outside! / The Dude: Don't worry Pops. We're done here. / Pops: Hey, you going to pay for that beer? / The Dude: Put it on Buddy's tab. He owes me on anyway. / Buddy: Hey man, what was that for? / The Dude: Ya know Buddy. Chris may not want me... / The Dude: But she...
Anywhere But Here - Monday, November 28, 2005 Cupid: Hey buddy, back for some more of the good stuff? / THWUD!!! / The Dude: Stay the :explicitive deleted: away from me you sadistic little :explicitive deleted: ! / Cupid: hunn...gunhun / Cupid: b...b...but you...aaa..aaasked. / The Dude: And let this be a :explicitive deleted: lesson not to...
Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, November 29, 2005 The Dude: [beep] [beep] [beep] [beep] [beep] [beep] [beep] / / The Dude: Hey Sarah, it's me. The plan is off. / / Sarah: What do you mean by "it's off"? / The Dude: I mean I just don't care ... I'm done. / / Sarah: WHAT? Why? / / The Dude: SHE'S DATING BUDDY! / / Sarah: She went out with Buddy ... / / The...
Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, November 30, 2005 The Dude: Hey ya Uncle, it's me. / Uncle Jay: You screwed up with Chris, didn't you? / The Dude: Yeah, how did you know? / Uncle Jay: Family history kid. / Uncle Jay: Look, the thing about girls like chris is.. / The Dude: Actually, I'm not calling for advice. I need to ask a favor. / The...
Anywhere But Here - Thursday, December 1, 2005 The Dude: Are we ready? / Sarah: Yep, bring it in. / The Dude: All right bob, start hauling. / Naked men: Ten naked men...walking down the road...will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned! / The Dude: I don't know where Bob found these guys...but at least they work cheap.
 
Anywhere But Here - Friday, December 2, 2005 Sarah: *whistling* / Sarah: Chris, before you go in there's something you should know. / Chris: Oh? / Sarah: He stopped by again. / Chris: Oh great, what did he want? / Sarah: Just to see you. And drop off a surprise. / Chris: Grr... When is he going to get it through his head... / Chris: I just don't...
Anywhere But Here - Monday, December 5, 2005 Chris: Hey! Hold on a minute! / The Dude: This feels familiar... / Chris: What? / The Dude: You forgot something! / THWACK! / Chris: What the hell is the big idea?!? / The Dude: Hokay, this part is new...
Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, December 6, 2005 The Dude: Chris! What the.. / Chris: WHAT! / Chris: Did you think a bunch of flowers is going to get you into my pants. / The Dude: Chris... / The Dude: A: When have I EVER wanted to get into your pants. / The Dude: And B: Yeah...yeah I was kinda hoping that they would. / The Dude: So are we...
Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, December 7, 2005 The Dude: Because sex, to me, is the very last part of letting someone in. I want something...more. Something deeper. And to me, it always felt like as soon as we got close, well, you just wound up trying to distract me with something else. And I just cant understand why. / Chris: So what? This...
Anywhere But Here - Thursday, December 8, 2005 The Dude: Chris / Chris: Don't touch me. / The Dude: Chris, you don't have to do this. / Chris: I don't have to do this? / Chris: I don't have to do this! This is what you wanted isn't it. / Chris: "Let's see just how fucked up she is!" What do you get off on this shit! / The Dude: Goddamn...
 
Anywhere But Here - Friday, December 9, 2005 The Dude: I'm not giving you any hot monkey lovin' till you do. / Chris: Ha ha ha... Ha Ha Ha... HA HA HA... HA HA HA... / Chris: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA / The Dude: Christ Chris, I don't think I've ever heard you laugh like this. / Chris: It's because I just realized that my boyfriend is...
Anywhere But Here - Saturday, December 10, 2005 RUMBLE! / The Dude: Chris! What day is it? / Chris: December 6th. Why do you... / RUMBLE!! / FOOOOM!!! / Tinkle / Tinkle / Tinkle / The Dude: God I hate it here. / Tinkle / Tinkle / Tinkle / Breaking the Ice
Anywhere But Here - Sunday, December 11, 2005 Sarah: Chris, you're home so soon. Did somethi-- / Chris: C ... c ... c ... cold ff ... ffrozzzen s ... s ... solid. / / Sarah: Dude! Yo-- / The Dude: C ... c ... Chris ... y ... y ... you ss ... should t ... t ... take a ...b ... bb ... bath and w ... w ... warm up. / Chris: Oooh ... k ... k ... kay. / / Sarah:...
Anywhere But Here - Monday, December 12, 2005 Chris: Hey, get up, I brought you a pillow. / The Dude: Shiver Shiver Shiver / The Dude: T..th..th..thanks. / The Dude: W...w..wait a minute? Why aren't you w..w...wearing... / Chris: Would you Scoot over so I can get in here. / Chris: POOKIE! You're a block of ice! / The Dude: C..C..Chris,...
Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, December 13, 2005 Sarah: Wow Chris, you were pretty reserved last night. I didn't hear a peep from you. / Chris: Yeah well, we didn't do it. / Sarah: You know, for osmeone who hasn't gotten it on in months you're pretty chipper. / Chris: Well, this is how I look at it. / Chris: There's seven months of pent up sexual...
 
Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, December 14, 2005 Chris: Good morning tiger. / The Dude: YAWN! What time is it? / Chris: Twelve Thirty. / The Dude: OH CRAP! I missed my 10 O'Clock class. / Chris: You you didn't, campus is closed due to the snow. And sarah is working till two soooo... / Chris: HOP! / Chris: We are going to have to come up with...
Anywhere But Here - Thursday, December 15, 2005 The Dude: Thanks for helping me shovel the walks. / Chris: No problem, I needed to work off some steam anyway. / The Dude: Well, I guess this means I owe you dinner. / The Dude: nibble nibble nibble / The Dude: I hope you don't mind if I make spaghetti, my food budget is kinda tight due to those roses. / Chris:...
Anywhere But Here - Friday, December 16, 2005 The Dude: Dinner should be ready in about fifteen minutes. / Chris: Take your time, it smells wonderful. / Chris: hey, I really like this music, is this Miles? / The Dude: No it's Jazz. / Chris: But I thought Miles was Jazz. / The Dude: Not exactly / Chris: Ok, care to explain that to me? / The Dude:...
Anywhere But Here - Saturday, December 17, 2005 Chris: I still don't get how Miles Davis isn't Jazz. / The Dude: Who's your favorite musician? / Chris: Toby Keith, I guess. / The Dude: Toby Keith? / The Dude: Why am I dating you again? / Chris: Because up until five seconds ago I was the only girl on campus even remotely interested in having...
Anywhere But Here - Sunday, December 18, 2005 Chris: This is really good, what's in this? / The Dude: Artichoke hearts, black olives, garlic, basil, cinnamon... / Chris: Cinnamon? / Chris: What's with you and cinnamon? / The Dude: I don't know, I just like cinnamon. / The Dude: You know, my very first girlfriend in junior high school use to...
 
Todd and Penguin Memorial - Monday, December 19, 2005 Bill: There you are! I'm afraid our roomate didn't come home last night. Do you want to help us find him? / Death: Sorry Bill, unfortunately I have some work to do. / <> / Death: Sigh... / Death: TODD / Death: I wish I didn't have to do this, but it's not my call. And if I could, I'ld give...
Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, December 20, 2005 [[Chris and the Dude sit on a couch, facing each other]] / Chris: So, THIS is Jazz? / The Dude: Yeah... Mostly. / [[Still the couch]] / The Dude: I mean this is Jazz, but it's 'Background Jazz'. / Chris: "Background Jazz"? / [[Focus on the Dude]] / The Dude: Yeah, see...uh... Background Jazz it's like,...
Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, December 21, 2005 Chris: This is amazing, why didn't you ever have me listen to this before? / The Dude: Well...you were always too busy trying to get into my pants to even let me get close to the CD player. / Chris: [[shoves him]] Asshole / The Dude: Geeze! And they say that I have anger issues. / Chris: What?...
Anywhere But Here - Thursday, December 22, 2005 Chris: I haven't danced like this since my senior prom. / The Dude: Did the dance come before or after you shagged those two guys? / The Dude: It's a joke...just laugh. / Chris: I DID NOT tell you that stuff just so you could throw it in my face. / The Dude: Chris, I didn't mean it like that. I'm...
Anywhere But Here - Friday, December 23, 2005 Mongo: <> / The Dude: <> / / Mongo on Dude's head: <> / / The Dude: Chris, Chris wake up ... / / Chris: Hey ... / The Dude: Sshhh ... Mongo's sleeping. / / Chris: What time is it? / / The Dude: Four thirty, we fell asleep watching the movie. / Chris: Crap. Can I just stay...
 
Anywhere But Here - Saturday, December 24, 2005 The Dude: Wow, this looks great. / / The Dude: I just wish we had an angel to put on the top. / Bill's Head: <> / / Cupid: GNUAHHHHH! It burns! It ... BURNS! / / Happy Holidays!
Anywhere But Here - Monday, December 26, 2005 Mongo: Pretty lady awake? / Chris: YAWN! / Mongo: YAWN! / Chris: Yeah, I should get going. / Chris: If I head home now I should have just enough time to shower and grab breakfast before my class. / Mongo: Pretty lady want Mongo walk her home? / Chris: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? / Mongo:...
Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, December 27, 2005 The Dude: WHERE IS SHE!?! / The Dude: Please tell me she's alright! / Dr. Stephens: I need you to calm down, I have some bad news. / Dr. Stephens: There were some broken bones, and internal bleeding, but we believe she'll pull through. / Dr Stephens: However, due to her injuries, I'm afraid she's lost...
Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, December 28, 2005 Dr. Stephens: Actually, we're all pretty amazed at her... / Dr. Stephens: The bus that she was on was completely obliterated. / Dr. Stephens: There was barely anything left of the other passengers. / Dr. Stephens: And yet, she walks out of it with barely a scratch. / Dr. Stephens: We just can't explain...
Anywhere But Here - Thursday, December 29, 2005 [[Death and The Dude standing face to face]] / The Dude: So, what are you doing here? / Death: Just cleaning up the mess mongo left me with. There were twenty seven people on that bus, and not one of them made it out. / [[Same as before, Death is now looking up at the ceiling]] / Death: And the worst part...
 

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