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| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, February 9, 2006 | Chris: Hey Uncle Jay! Thanks for inviting me to this party! It's amazing! /
/ Chris: Hey, if you happen to see my dork of a boyfriend can you tell him I'm looking for him! I'll be at the bar having a drink with Tom-Kat.
/ Uncle Jay: Sure. /
/ Tom Cruise: Hey, you comin' or what?
/ Chris: You better... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060209.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, February 10, 2006 | Chesty Broad: Hey there ... < http://abh-comic.com/d/20060210.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, February 13, 2006 | The Dude: HOW CAN YOU STAND THESE :EXPLITIVE DELETED:ING IDIOTS? /
/ Uncle Jay: Why don't you tell me how you really feel? /
/ The Dude: Look, I'm not going to say I'm unbiased here ... I consider most of the people here talentless hacks. /
/ The Dude: But you know, I'll give anyone a chance to hear... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060213.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, February 14, 2006 | [[Uncle Jay and the Dude on the balcony, Jay takes a drag from his cigarette]]
/ The Dude: I...uh...Huh? / Uncle Jay: You're right about them just spitting back whatever gets lodged in their brains.
/ Uncle Jay: That's what they do. They don't think, they just play it cool and let other people think for... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060214.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, February 15, 2006 | [[The Dude is kneeling before Uncle Jay who is off panel and Ian McDiarmid dressed as Palpatine comes up behind him reaching out a hand over his head]]
/ McDiarmid: Good...Goood!!!
/ McDiarmid: The force is strong with you! / [[The Dude turns his head and looks surprised, McDiarmid continues]]
/ McDiarmid:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060215.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, February 16, 2006 | [[In a flourish worthy of Sin City, Chris appears on the balcony in the much-hinted-at red dress]]
/ Chris: Hey ya tiger ... Did you miss me? /
/ Ian McDiarmid: I feel like I just walked into a Rodriguez film ... /
/ The Dude: < http://abh-comic.com/d/20060216.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, February 17, 2006 | Chris: What's the matter? Cat got your tongue? /
/ The Dude: I ... /
/ Chris: What? /
/ The Dude: Nothing. /
/ Chris: Schessh, what's a girl got to do to get you attention? /
/ Chris: I spent two days shopping for this dress, I had to hit seven stores just to find the right one ... and don't even... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060217.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Saturday, February 18, 2006 | [[Chris and The Dude out on balcony, hugging]] /
/ The Dude: Hey, you want to get out of here? /
/ Chris: But what about the party? /
/ Chris: There are record producers in there, this could be really big for you.
/ The Dude: Chris ... /
/ The Dude: Chris ... I don't want to spend tonight with anyone... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060218.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, February 20, 2006 | [[Kissing and fireworks]] /
/ Chris: God you look hot in a tux!
/ The Dude: I missed you too Chris ... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060220.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, February 21, 2006 | [[The Dude and Chris hugging on the balcony]]
/ Chris: Are you trying to make me fall in love with you or something?
/ The Dude: Or something... / [[Hug shifts so The Dude's face is more visible, motion lines around Chris indicating shivers]]
/ The Dude: Chris, you're shivering, are you cold?
/ Chris: A... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060221.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, February 22, 2006 | [[Chris and The Dude hugging on the balcony]] / [[The Dude pulls back a little to look at Chris]]
/ The Dude: Hey, you want to get out of here? / Chris: But what about the party? / [[They completely break the hug, but stay close looking at one another]]
/ Chris: There are record producers in there,... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060222.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, February 23, 2006 | [[The Dude has his arm around Chris's shoulders as they walk down the street]] / [[The inner workings of The Dude are shown with the Heart standing on a building and the Brain slightly lower]]
/ Heart: Is it time Brain?
/ Brain: Yes Heart, I very well think it might be. / [[The Dude leans in and nibbles... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060223.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, February 24, 2006 | [[With the release of Lust from his holding place, with nowhere to go, utter pandemonium ensues in The Dude's mind]]
/ RUN "SENSE OF COMMON DECENCY"! RUN!!!
/ THE CHILDREN!
/ WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! / [[A newscastor is seen sweating profusely in front of video image of Lust's rampage]]
/ Newscastor:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060224.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, February 27, 2006 | Chris: What the heck is snu snu?
/ The Dude: Mer? /
/ < http://abh-comic.com/d/20060227.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, February 28, 2006 | Head Druid: I shall have you know that not only am I British, but that I am, indeed, a Druid! /
/ Head Druid: Why, my family hails from the very plains of Salisbury where the original Stonehenge rests. And my ancestors built the henge using the secret techniques that we, ourselves are now employing! /
/ Druid:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060228.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, March 1, 2006 | Chris: It looks great. Keep up the good work.
/ Head Druid: Why thank you. /
/ The Dude: Hey, do you guys want some help? I've always wanted to build a henge.
/ Druid: Well, actually...
/ Chris: Baby, can you help them tomorrow? I'm freezing my tuchas off here.
/ The Dude: Sorry, babe. /
/ The Dude:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060301.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, March 2, 2006 | < http://abh-comic.com/d/20060302.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, March 3, 2006 | Chris: That's your "Oh crap we're horribly screwed" face, isn't it? Why don't you have your keys? /
/ The Dude: I didn't think I'd need them tonight. I mean... the party was here, why would I leave? Would I be too optimistic in thinking that you have friends we can crash with. /
/ Chris: Everyone... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060303.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Saturday, March 4, 2006 | [[The Dude sits on the stoop, staring into space]] / <<*click*>>
/ [[a hint of red shoes and red dress appear behind The Dude]] / [[Chris starts walking down the stairs]] / [[Chris stands next to The Dude, arms folded]] / [[Chris sits down next to The Dude.]] / [[Chris and The Dude, both looking... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060304.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Sunday, March 5, 2006 | [[The Dude and Chris, sitting, both frowning]] / [[The Dude and Chris, sitting, both frowning]] / [[The Dude and Chris, sitting, both frowning]] / [[The Dude and Chris, sitting, both frowning; a wisp of hair blowing across Chris's face]] / The Dude: So, I gues we should head over to Wal-Mart and... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060305.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, March 6, 2006 | [[Outside Ishmael's coffeehouse. Sign above door: "from the heart of hell, we brew for thee"]] /
/ The Dude: Please tell me that you're not closed. /
/ Beth: I'm sorry, sir. We closed twenty minutes ago.
/ The Dude: Look, I just want to use the phone. /
/ Beth: Do I know you?
/ The Dude: Yeah, I'm... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060306.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, March 7, 2006 | [[Beth enters her apartment, looking disgruntled]]
/ "Dude" : Thanks Beth. Hopefully we'll be out of your hair shortly. / [[Beth, "Dude", and Chris standing in Beth's kitchen/living room]]
/ Beth: Sorry about the mess. I wasn't expecting company.
/ "Dude" : Don't worry about it. / [[Beth, "Dude", and... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060307.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, March 8, 2006 | Our Hero: Thanks for letting us stay here tonight Beth
/ Beth: You stopped me from committing homicide tonight... so I sorta owe you one. / Beth: The place is a little crowded right now, so you can either have the floor, or you can sleep in the tub. / Roach: Hellllo Nurse!
/ Roach: Mamasita! / Roach:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060308.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, March 9, 2006 | Chris: Beth, do you have anything I could wear? I do not want to sleep in this dress.
/ Beth: Nothing clean, but you could check the hamper for something. / Our Hero: Chris... / [[Our Hero taking off his shirt]] / Our Hero: Here, just wear this.
/ Chris: Pookie... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060309.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, March 10, 2006 | [[Chris stares in bewilderment]] / [[Chris glares]] / Chris: [[Teeth bared]] I didn't...
/ Chris: do
/ Chris: ANYTHING
/ Chris: WRONG / Dude: [[Facing Chris]] Actually...
/ Dude: Yes, you did. / [[Beth and Chris glare at each other. The Dude sits between them, facing Chris.]]
/ Dude: You did sleep with... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060310.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, March 13, 2006 | The Dude: I mother sonofa god ... firg grabra FINE!!! /
/ The Dude: If you two want to stand here and claw each other's eyes out... go right ahead! /
/ The Dude: But don't expect me to sit here and watch you do it. /
/ The Dude: Beth... you're smarter than this. You know I'm right. /
/ The... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060313.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, March 14, 2006 | [[Outside Beth's apartment, Dude sits on the front steps, fuming]] /
/ [[Chris walks outside and sits down next to him]] /
/ < http://abh-comic.com/d/20060314.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, March 15, 2006 | The Dude: So, I guess we should head over to Wal-Mart and call from there. /
/ Chris: Beth said we could stay here. But there's a catch. /
/ Chris: She said that since I slept with her boyfriend, she wants payback. /
/ Chris: Sorry baby, you're going to have to sleep with her. /
/ The Dude: Fair... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060315.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, March 16, 2006 | The Dude: HA HA HA HA HA
/ Chris: HA HA HA HA HA /
/ The Dude: So, does this mean I'm forgiven?
/ Chris: Oh no, I'm still pissed off at you. /
/ The Dude: Chris, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... /
/ Chris: Shhhhh... Just shush! Stop trying to do the right thing and just listen. /
/ Chris: I don't want... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060316.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, March 17, 2006 | Chris: God, you are so whipped. /
/ Chris: < http://abh-comic.com/d/20060317.html |
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