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Anywhere But Here - Thursday, February 9, 2006 Chris: Hey Uncle Jay! Thanks for inviting me to this party! It's amazing! / / Chris: Hey, if you happen to see my dork of a boyfriend can you tell him I'm looking for him! I'll be at the bar having a drink with Tom-Kat. / Uncle Jay: Sure. / / Tom Cruise: Hey, you comin' or what? / Chris: You better...
Anywhere But Here - Friday, February 10, 2006 Chesty Broad: Hey there ... <> Aren't you just the sweetest thing? / / Chesty Broad: I hear there's a room downstairs that's open right now if you want a little company. / <> / <> / / The Dude: No thanks, I have a girlfriend. / Chesty Broad: That's <>...
Anywhere But Here - Monday, February 13, 2006 The Dude: HOW CAN YOU STAND THESE :EXPLITIVE DELETED:ING IDIOTS? / / Uncle Jay: Why don't you tell me how you really feel? / / The Dude: Look, I'm not going to say I'm unbiased here ... I consider most of the people here talentless hacks. / / The Dude: But you know, I'll give anyone a chance to hear...
Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, February 14, 2006 [[Uncle Jay and the Dude on the balcony, Jay takes a drag from his cigarette]] / The Dude: I...uh...Huh? / Uncle Jay: You're right about them just spitting back whatever gets lodged in their brains. / Uncle Jay: That's what they do. They don't think, they just play it cool and let other people think for...
Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, February 15, 2006 [[The Dude is kneeling before Uncle Jay who is off panel and Ian McDiarmid dressed as Palpatine comes up behind him reaching out a hand over his head]] / McDiarmid: Good...Goood!!! / McDiarmid: The force is strong with you! / [[The Dude turns his head and looks surprised, McDiarmid continues]] / McDiarmid:...
 
Anywhere But Here - Thursday, February 16, 2006 [[In a flourish worthy of Sin City, Chris appears on the balcony in the much-hinted-at red dress]] / Chris: Hey ya tiger ... Did you miss me? / / Ian McDiarmid: I feel like I just walked into a Rodriguez film ... / / The Dude: <> / / Uncle Jay: Welll... I think we should check with Puck on those...
Anywhere But Here - Friday, February 17, 2006 Chris: What's the matter? Cat got your tongue? / / The Dude: I ... / / Chris: What? / / The Dude: Nothing. / / Chris: Schessh, what's a girl got to do to get you attention? / / Chris: I spent two days shopping for this dress, I had to hit seven stores just to find the right one ... and don't even...
Anywhere But Here - Saturday, February 18, 2006 [[Chris and The Dude out on balcony, hugging]] / / The Dude: Hey, you want to get out of here? / / Chris: But what about the party? / / Chris: There are record producers in there, this could be really big for you. / The Dude: Chris ... / / The Dude: Chris ... I don't want to spend tonight with anyone...
Anywhere But Here - Monday, February 20, 2006 [[Kissing and fireworks]] / / Chris: God you look hot in a tux! / The Dude: I missed you too Chris ...
Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, February 21, 2006 [[The Dude and Chris hugging on the balcony]] / Chris: Are you trying to make me fall in love with you or something? / The Dude: Or something... / [[Hug shifts so The Dude's face is more visible, motion lines around Chris indicating shivers]] / The Dude: Chris, you're shivering, are you cold? / Chris: A...
 
Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, February 22, 2006 [[Chris and The Dude hugging on the balcony]] / [[The Dude pulls back a little to look at Chris]] / The Dude: Hey, you want to get out of here? / Chris: But what about the party? / [[They completely break the hug, but stay close looking at one another]] / Chris: There are record producers in there,...
Anywhere But Here - Thursday, February 23, 2006 [[The Dude has his arm around Chris's shoulders as they walk down the street]] / [[The inner workings of The Dude are shown with the Heart standing on a building and the Brain slightly lower]] / Heart: Is it time Brain? / Brain: Yes Heart, I very well think it might be. / [[The Dude leans in and nibbles...
Anywhere But Here - Friday, February 24, 2006 [[With the release of Lust from his holding place, with nowhere to go, utter pandemonium ensues in The Dude's mind]] / RUN "SENSE OF COMMON DECENCY"! RUN!!! / THE CHILDREN! / WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! / [[A newscastor is seen sweating profusely in front of video image of Lust's rampage]] / Newscastor:...
Anywhere But Here - Monday, February 27, 2006 Chris: What the heck is snu snu? / The Dude: Mer? / / <> <> <> / / The Dude: What did I just say? / Chris: "Thog want snu snu?" / The Dude: What's snu-snu? / / Chris: I have no idea. All I know is that we need to head back to your place to get my purse because I don't have my keys...
Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, February 28, 2006 Head Druid: I shall have you know that not only am I British, but that I am, indeed, a Druid! / / Head Druid: Why, my family hails from the very plains of Salisbury where the original Stonehenge rests. And my ancestors built the henge using the secret techniques that we, ourselves are now employing! / / Druid:...
 
Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, March 1, 2006 Chris: It looks great. Keep up the good work. / Head Druid: Why thank you. / / The Dude: Hey, do you guys want some help? I've always wanted to build a henge. / Druid: Well, actually... / Chris: Baby, can you help them tomorrow? I'm freezing my tuchas off here. / The Dude: Sorry, babe. / / The Dude:...
Anywhere But Here - Thursday, March 2, 2006 <> <> <> / / The Dude: That's odd. / Chris: What's wrong? / The Dude: The door's locked. This door is never locked. / / Chris: Well, see if you can find someone to buzz us in. / The Dude: Working on it. / / <> / The Dude: Hi, is there somebody there? / Jessica Simpson: Woah,...
Anywhere But Here - Friday, March 3, 2006 Chris: That's your "Oh crap we're horribly screwed" face, isn't it? Why don't you have your keys? / / The Dude: I didn't think I'd need them tonight. I mean... the party was here, why would I leave? Would I be too optimistic in thinking that you have friends we can crash with. / / Chris: Everyone...
Anywhere But Here - Saturday, March 4, 2006 [[The Dude sits on the stoop, staring into space]] / <<*click*>> / [[a hint of red shoes and red dress appear behind The Dude]] / [[Chris starts walking down the stairs]] / [[Chris stands next to The Dude, arms folded]] / [[Chris sits down next to The Dude.]] / [[Chris and The Dude, both looking...
Anywhere But Here - Sunday, March 5, 2006 [[The Dude and Chris, sitting, both frowning]] / [[The Dude and Chris, sitting, both frowning]] / [[The Dude and Chris, sitting, both frowning]] / [[The Dude and Chris, sitting, both frowning; a wisp of hair blowing across Chris's face]] / The Dude: So, I gues we should head over to Wal-Mart and...
 
Anywhere But Here - Monday, March 6, 2006 [[Outside Ishmael's coffeehouse. Sign above door: "from the heart of hell, we brew for thee"]] / / The Dude: Please tell me that you're not closed. / / Beth: I'm sorry, sir. We closed twenty minutes ago. / The Dude: Look, I just want to use the phone. / / Beth: Do I know you? / The Dude: Yeah, I'm...
Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, March 7, 2006 [[Beth enters her apartment, looking disgruntled]] / "Dude" : Thanks Beth. Hopefully we'll be out of your hair shortly. / [[Beth, "Dude", and Chris standing in Beth's kitchen/living room]] / Beth: Sorry about the mess. I wasn't expecting company. / "Dude" : Don't worry about it. / [[Beth, "Dude", and...
Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, March 8, 2006 Our Hero: Thanks for letting us stay here tonight Beth / Beth: You stopped me from committing homicide tonight... so I sorta owe you one. / Beth: The place is a little crowded right now, so you can either have the floor, or you can sleep in the tub. / Roach: Hellllo Nurse! / Roach: Mamasita! / Roach:...
Anywhere But Here - Thursday, March 9, 2006 Chris: Beth, do you have anything I could wear? I do not want to sleep in this dress. / Beth: Nothing clean, but you could check the hamper for something. / Our Hero: Chris... / [[Our Hero taking off his shirt]] / Our Hero: Here, just wear this. / Chris: Pookie...
Anywhere But Here - Friday, March 10, 2006 [[Chris stares in bewilderment]] / [[Chris glares]] / Chris: [[Teeth bared]] I didn't... / Chris: do / Chris: ANYTHING / Chris: WRONG / Dude: [[Facing Chris]] Actually... / Dude: Yes, you did. / [[Beth and Chris glare at each other. The Dude sits between them, facing Chris.]] / Dude: You did sleep with...
 
Anywhere But Here - Monday, March 13, 2006 The Dude: I mother sonofa god ... firg grabra FINE!!! / / The Dude: If you two want to stand here and claw each other's eyes out... go right ahead! / / The Dude: But don't expect me to sit here and watch you do it. / / The Dude: Beth... you're smarter than this. You know I'm right. / / The...
Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, March 14, 2006 [[Outside Beth's apartment, Dude sits on the front steps, fuming]] / / [[Chris walks outside and sits down next to him]] / / <> / / The Dude: I'm sorry. / / Chris: For ONCE could you just be WRONG about something.
Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, March 15, 2006 The Dude: So, I guess we should head over to Wal-Mart and call from there. / / Chris: Beth said we could stay here. But there's a catch. / / Chris: She said that since I slept with her boyfriend, she wants payback. / / Chris: Sorry baby, you're going to have to sleep with her. / / The Dude: Fair...
Anywhere But Here - Thursday, March 16, 2006 The Dude: HA HA HA HA HA / Chris: HA HA HA HA HA / / The Dude: So, does this mean I'm forgiven? / Chris: Oh no, I'm still pissed off at you. / / The Dude: Chris, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... / / Chris: Shhhhh... Just shush! Stop trying to do the right thing and just listen. / / Chris: I don't want...
Anywhere But Here - Friday, March 17, 2006 Chris: God, you are so whipped. / / Chris: <> / / Chris: Let's go inside. If I sit out here any longer my butt is going to freeze to these steps. / / The Dude: Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
 

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