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| Anywhere But Here - Monday, March 20, 2006 | Dude: Thanks for letting us stay here tonight Beth.
/ Beth: You stopped me from committing homocide tonight... so I sorta owe you one. / Beth: The place is a little crowded right now, so you can either have the floor, or you can sleep in the tub. / Roach 1: Hellllo Nurse!
/ Roach 2: Mamasita! / Roach... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060320.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, March 21, 2006 | [[Inside Beth's apartment]]
/ Chris: Beth, do you have anything I could wear? I do not want to sleep in this dress.
/ Beth: Nothing clean, but you could check the hamper for something. /
/ The Dude: Chris ... /
/ The Dude: Here, just wear this.
/ Chris: Pookie... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060321.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, March 22, 2006 | Chris: Awe... Pookie. /
/ Chris: What am I going to do with you?
/ The Dude: I'm sure you'll think of something. /
/ Chris: I'm sure I will... /
/ [[Chris disrobes]] /
/ Chris: Hey, could you help me get my zipper? /
/ The Dude: I... uh... ahem... sure...
/ < http://abh-comic.com/d/20060322.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, March 23, 2006 | [[Chris putting on The Dude's shirt]] /
/ Chris: Sweetie, did you have a growth spurt or something? /
/ The Dude: I don't think so, Chris.
/ Chris: Huh... /
/ Chris: Baby, I think I shrunk!
/ The Dude: That's insane... /
/ Chris: Seriously baby, this shirt make me look like I'm twelve years old.
/ The... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060323.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, March 24, 2006 | Chris: I still think I shrunk, baby.
/ The Dude: You look fine, Chris.
/ Beth: Here's an extra set of blankets and a pillow for you guys. /
/ Chris: I swear this thing is huge.
/ The Dude: Thanks, Beth.
/ Beth: No worries, just promise me something.
/ The Dude: Sure. /
/ Beth: There's to be NO sex in my... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060324.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, March 27, 2006 | Chris: No sex in the bath tub?
/ The Dude: Sorry Chris, a promise is a promise.
/ Chris: Fine. /
/ Chris: So, ya wanna fool around?
/ The Dude: No sex in the bath tub, Chris. /
/ Chris: You do realize I'm laying on top of you wearing just your shirt, right?
/ The Dude: Yep, hard to miss actually. /
/ Chris:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060327.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, March 28, 2006 | The Dude: I wasn't even supposed to be there that day... /
/ [[flashback]] /
/ The Dude: {{narrating}} It was spring break my freshman year, and I was hitching a ride back to Wisconsin with one of the football team. That alone should have been a warning to just stay on campus for spring break. /
/ The... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060328.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, March 29, 2006 | Chris: So what? You just hopped out of his car and walked?
/ The Dude: Kinda. /
/ The Dude: I was in southern Minnesota and I had a friend who lived a few hours away. So, I hitchhiked to a gas station in the cities and gave him a call. I finally got a hold of him some time after midnight. /
/ The... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060329.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, March 30, 2006 | The Dude: {{narrating}} So, as we're driving back to Mankato, Tony springs some news on me. /
/ Tony: Dude, like, me and Jodi, we like, finally had sex. /
/ The Dude: < http://abh-comic.com/d/20060330.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, March 31, 2006 | [[Conversation continuing in a bathtub]]
/ The Dude: So, we headed back to Tony's room and... / Chris: Are you sure you weren't gay for him? I mean, this is sounding more and more like the plot to some gay porno. I mean, 'and then we went back to his place and after a bottle of wine.' / Dude: No ...... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060331.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, April 3, 2006 | [[This panel, as well as the next five, is a flashback of The Dude describing his experiences. As usual, The Dude is smoking and scowling, and Tony's face is invisible due to his hair. Both have their hands in their pockets. They enter a diner. An overweight, harried waitress is taking orders; a regular... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060403.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, April 4, 2006 | The Dude: The What? / Chris: Mankato Mandy, the Virgin Surgeon. / [[The panel starts a dream sequence illustrating Chris's narration. It is mostly text but has a rear view of Mankato Mandy. Her shirt exposes nearly all of her back. She is also smirking wickedly]]
/ Chris: She was a legend, I mean I... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060404.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, April 5, 2006 | [[In the tub. POV on Chris's head.]]
/ Chris: With just one word he chilled her blood and she was never horny a...[[trails off]] / [[Inspiration hits Chris. Her face reveals shock and surprise.]] / [[The enlightenment gains another level.]]
/ Chris: [[Almost panicking.]]OH MY GOD!!! .. You're HIM! / [[POV... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060405.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, April 6, 2006 | [[Still in the tub.]]
/ Chris: [[Looking up expectantly but fearfully]] What did you say to her? / The Dude: [[annoyed]] What?
/ Chris: [[offpanel]] You said something. / [[This panel begins Chris's daydream about the encounter. Mandy is cuddling with El Diablo Bastardo, her head on his stomach.]]
/ Chris:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060406.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, April 7, 2006 | Guy: Chris, I am not El Bastardo Diablo / Guy: First off, I have ho idea who this "Virgin Surgeon" is. All I know is that the first girl I slept with was named Mandy. / Guy: Secondly, I don't believe that there is a Devil... Much less that he had some sort of illegitimate son. / Guy: Lastly, I didn't... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060407.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, April 10, 2006 | Chris: But it all fits...
/ Chris: The cold dead eyes...
/ Chris: The wild untamed hair...
/ Chris: Your lack of tact...
/ Chris: And you DO call yourself a bastard.
/ Chris: You were even knighted by the emperor himself!
/ Dude: Would you please just drop it? / Dude: Look, do you want me to go on or not? / Chris:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060410.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, April 11, 2006 | The Dude: Anyway ... back at the diner... /
/ [[Flashback]]
/ The Dude: {{narrating}} I was having a blast... /
/ The Dude: {{narrating}} And my date was trying her best to show me a good time.
/ Mandy: So, North Dakota, huh? That must really suck. /
/ Mandy: The quiet type, huh? I'm not all that bad... /
/ Mandy:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060411.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, April 12, 2006 | [[Flashback - The Dude and Tony walking back to Tony's place]] /
/ Tony: Dude, I think she likes you ... /
/ Tony: So, why don't you stop being such an a--
/ Chris: Sweetie ... [[in present]] /
/ Chris: Look, I know you two goinked ... so can you skip the exposition and just get to the juicy stuff? /
/ The... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060412.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, April 13, 2006 | [[Flashback - The Dude and Tony walking back to Tony's place]] /
/ The Dude: Back to the story ... Tony and I were walking the girls back to his place when all of a sudden ... /
/ Dread Pirate Jeb: Prepair ta' be plundared ye land rats! And no force in heven nor hell shal save ye! For it tis I ...... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060413.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, April 14, 2006 | Dread Pirate Jeb: If n' ya' be so kind as ta hand over yer doubloons.
/ The Dude: Yeah. Sure. One second. /
/ The Dude: What the :explitive deleted: is a "Dread Pirate Jeb"?
/ Tony: Dude, he's like a pirate who like loots Mankato.
/ The Dude: What's a :explitive deleted:ing pirate doing in :explitive... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060414.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, April 17, 2006 | Dread Pirate Jeb: Hand over your doubloons or ye be spending tonight with Davey Jones!
/ The Dude: What, are you going to fly me out to the coast and charter a trawler?
/ Dread Pirate Jeb: If'n ya don't be handing over yer doubloons, ye be...
/ The Dude: "Tastin' yer steel." I know... I know... Look, Bluto.... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060417.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, April 18, 2006 | The Dude: What the :explitive deleted: is a Track Suit Ninja?
/ Tony: Well, see, this one time there was this guy right? /
/ Tony: {{narrating}} He was like, really into jogging. But he was like, also ex-KGB or something. /
/ Tony: {{narrating}} And one day he came home...
/ Track Suit Ninja: Hey honey,... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060418.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, April 19, 2006 | Dread Pirate Jeb: Ye shan't be stealin' me plunder Track Suit Ninja!!! This ship be me bounty and no man shall shang hai DREAD PIRATE JEB!!! /
/ Track Suit Ninja: The riches of these Yankee dogs are mine, gaijin! Their treasures shall buy me slurpies... Slurpies and hot dogs which will grant me strength... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060419.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, April 20, 2006 | Dread Pirate Jeb: Yeargh! If'n it be war ye be wantin', it be war you have!!!
/ Track Suit Ninja: Prepare yourself gaijin for my furious fists of fury!!!
/ Tony: Game over, man... game over!!!
/ The Dude: Oh I've had just enough of this :explitive deleted: /
/ < http://abh-comic.com/d/20060420.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, April 21, 2006 | Chris: If you expected me to get pissed and distract me with that crap, you're going to have to try again. I WILL find out what you said to her before we fall asleep. /
/ The Dude: I didn't say anything, Chris! There's no "El Bastard Diablo." There's no nunnery. There's no magic word. Honestly,... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060421.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, April 24, 2006 | The Dude: {{narrating}} So we went back to Tony's place... and I think we started watching some cult film or something. Of course, I was not in a good mood... But that didn't seem to bother Mandy at all. Because all night long she was pushing for some action. And I just kept pushing her away... /
/ The... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060424.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, April 25, 2006 | [[Flashback - The Dude stands to go to bed]] / {{narrates}}
/ The Dude: There was just one little problem with my plan...
/ {{in flashback}}
/ The Dude: Oh God ... /
/ The Dude: I'm trapped in an eight by eight dorm room with HER tonight.
/ Mandy: Don't worry honey... just take your pants off and I'll... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060425.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, April 26, 2006 | [[Present Dude narrates as Flashback Dude lies in bed]] / The Dude: So, I just went to sleep while the rest of them watched the movie ... /
/ The Dude: And of course ... I got company. /
/ The Dude: And at first I really didn't care. /
/ The Dude: But after about twenty minutes, I guess she thought... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060426.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, April 27, 2006 | Chris: HA HA HA /
/ Chris: HA HA HA
/ The Dude: What's so funny? /
/ Chris: HE HE HE Oh God ... /
/ Chris: Suddenly our entire relationship makes complete sense. http://abh-comic.com/d/20060427.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, April 28, 2006 | Chris: I mean, back in October... That night after the Kappa-Rho party. /
/ [[flashback to The Tempest]]
/ Chris: {{narratting}} Here, I thought you were pushing me away... /
/ Chris: {{narrating}} Or maybe you were gay or something. I had no idea that the whole reason why you're so squeamish about... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060428.html |
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