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| Anywhere But Here - Monday, May 1, 2006 | The Dude: Chris, I chose to have sex with her. We had sex for a few hours. /
/ [[Flashback, Mandy lies on top of the Dude as he lights a cigarette]]
/ The Dude: And after she got her cookie I lit up a fag and she said... /
/ Mandy: God, you were incredible. /
/ The Dude: Well good, does this mean... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060501.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, May 2, 2006 | [[Back in the bathtub]] /
/ Chris: When you say "a few hours" just how long are we talking about? /
/ The Dude: < http://abh-comic.com/d/20060502.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, May 3, 2006 | [[The Dude's narration here is in the background as Chris just stares at him with a dreamy look on her face]] / / The Dude: Look, it's not like I was really into it. I was tired, I didn't want to be there. And she just kept pushing. After a little be I just figured that the only way I'ld get some... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060503.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, May 4, 2006 | Chris: Well, it sounds like you two had a good time... /
/ The Dude: Actually, that's ... uh ... well honestly. /
/ Chris: Oh come on! You're telling me that after four hours... /
/ The Dude: What's the big deal about four frigging hours anyway? I mean you figure a good hour of foreplay and... /
/ Chris:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060504.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, May 5, 2006 | The Dude: Look, four hours may sound like something mind-blowing, but honestly it just ... /
/ Chris: Oh come on, after something like that, you weren't screaming like a rhesus monkey? /
/ The Dude: Honestly Chris ... /
/ The Dude: It was probably the most boring thing I ever did in my life. http://abh-comic.com/d/20060505.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, May 8, 2006 | The Dude: We finished up, she got her biscuit, and I could finally get some sleep. /
/ The Dude: But I wound up just laying there for awhile. Trying to sleep, /
/ The Dude: But one thing just kept running through my head. /
/ The Dude: That's :explitive deleted:ing it?!? What a crock of HORSE :EXPLITIVE... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060508.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, May 9, 2006 | [[Bathtub]] / Chris: OK, well, I've never heard a guy react THAT way after his first time. /
/ The Dude: Honestly, I didn't expect my reaction to be like that either. In the movies they do the dirty and the guy's like ... /
/ {{scene from There's Something About Mary}}
/ Dom: These pipes ... ARE CLEAN!!! /
/ The... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060509.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, May 10, 2006 | [[Bathtub]] / Chris: So you had bad sex your first time. What's the big deal about that? /
/ Chris: I mean, I was twelve when I lost my virginity. He was done in under a minute. /
/ Chris: But it got better after that ... maybe you just need a new perspective on how everything works. /
/ The Dude:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060510.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, May 11, 2006 | [[Still in the bathtub]] / Chris: So, how many partners HAVE you had? /
/ The Dude: Counting Mandy? Only two. And she ... uh ... just two. /
/ Chris: Ohhhh ... kay. /
/ The Dude: Yep. /
/ < http://abh-comic.com/d/20060511.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, May 12, 2006 | [[In a cafe, Dude reading at a table]]
/ The Dude: {{narrating}} So about a week after the whole Mandy thing. /
/ [[from behind the Dude]]
/ Steph: Hey there hipster, that seat taken? /
/ The Dude: {{narrating}} I was a lot warmer to Steph. /
/ The Dude: Go right the :explitive deleted: ahead.
/ Steph:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060512.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, May 15, 2006 | [[In the bathtub...]]
/ Dude: I knew from the start that it just wouldn't work between us.
/ Dude: And yet I still persued it... / [[Outside, a beautiful rainy day in vibrant color. Steph jumps and skips along the hills, completely dry despite the heavy rain.]]
/ Steph: April showers... bring May flowers!!!
/ Dude... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060515.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, May 16, 2006 | The Dude: To be honest, I don't think I was ever attracted to her. Most of the time, I couldn't even stand to be around her. /
/ Chris: So why did you date her? /
/ The Dude: Because ... Because it was nice to be wanted. It was nice to just have someone to care about. /
/ The Dude: And the fact... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060516.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, May 17, 2006 | The Dude: It's just that I feel like an idiot. I feel like I've done some really stupid things because of sex. And it's not easy for me to just shut it off. /
/ [[In the mental plane]]
/ Brain: HOLD HIM DOWN!!!
/ Heart: I'M TRYING! I'M TRYING!! /
/ [[back in reality]]
/ The Dude: But at the same time,... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060517.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, May 18, 2006 | The Dude: Do you know what I want? I want someone I can feel absolutely comfortable with. I want the magic that you feel when someone just feels "right." I want something ... something deeper. /
/ The Dude: Sex just feels ... cold ... empty ... animalistic. /
/ The Dude: And that's not what I want,... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060518.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, May 19, 2006 | Chris: So, Let me see if I understand all of this. The reason why we haven't had sex isn't because you're a virgin, /
/ Chris: or because you were taken advantage of ... or because your first time was crap ... /
/ Chris: The reason we haven't had sex is you want to "find" something "deeper." /
/ Chris:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060519.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, May 22, 2006 | The Dude: What, I--no, that's not it at all ... I mean, I just ... /
/ The Dude: When we were first ... up till, I mean, it wasn't until /
/ The Dude: Look, yeah, for the longest time I just couldn't figure out ... But then ... / The Dude: God, why is it that whenever I try and explain this I feel... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060522.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, May 23, 2006 | The Dude: God, why does this... why can't... ROUGH!!!! /
/ The Dude: Look, I'm not feeling that tactful, right now. So I'm just going to talk.
/ Chris: Knock yourself out. /
/ The Dude: It's not that I didn't think that you were... /
/ The Dude: No... /
/ The Dude: Chris, I hate it here. /
/ The... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060523.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, May 24, 2006 | The Dude: Chris, I wasn't with Steph because I wanted sex. I just hated being alone. /
/ The Dude: It just felt so good just to ... just to be wanted. /
/ The Dude: We had NOTHING in common. NOTHING. /
/ The Dude: And I hate that I did that. I knew what I was doing, and I just didn't care. /
/ The... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060524.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, May 25, 2006 | The Dude: I, uh... /
/ The Dude: I haven't been in a serious relationship with someone for almost two years. /
/ The Dude: And it's not as if I wasn't trying... /
/ The Dude: At first I'd just go on dates, but there would always be something wrong with them... and then, for like a year... I just gave... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060525.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, May 26, 2006 | The Dude: No, not at all. /
/ The Dude: Chris, you were... /
/ The Dude: You were completely unexpected. /
/ The Dude: I mean I got home that night and the next thing I know we're sucking face. /
/ The Dude: I kinda figured that you like me, and I was a bit attracted to you. /
/ Chris: Just a "bit"? /
/ The... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060526.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, May 29, 2006 | The Dude: You know, I think I didn't smile for almost two full years. /
/ Chris: Well, what was your goddamn problem? /
/ The Dude: I donno... /
/ The Dude: Maybe I was just getting in touch with my inner emo. /
/ Chris: Oh please! /
/ Chris: You're the least emo person I've ever known.
/ The Dude:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060529.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, May 30, 2006 | The Dude: So...
/ Chris: So... /
/ Chris: We get to have sex now? Right? /
/ Chris: Oh COME ON! /
/ Chris: WHAT... ARE YOU FRIGGING CATHOLIC OR SOMETHING?!? /
/ The Dude: No. /
/ The Dude: I mean I was... but now I'm more of a Buddhist.
/ Chris: Is this EVER going to end?!? http://abh-comic.com/d/20060530.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, May 31, 2006 | The Dude: Chris, it's not that... /
/ The Dude: I mean I want to ... but ... /
/ Chris: shhhh... /
/ Chris: ok. /
/ The Dude: Oh ... kay? /
/ Chris: Ok. /
/ Chris: Look, clearly you have issues. And I know something about "issues." /
/ Chris: And if you're not comfortable, I don't want you to... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060531.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, June 1, 2006 | [[shower curtain drawn back]]
/ C1: NO SEX IN THE BATH TUB!!!
/ Chris: Oh-kay!
/ C1 [confused]: OK?
/ Chris: A-OK!
/ [[The Dude furiously nodding with thumbs-up sign]]
/ C1 [borderline bewildered]: Oh...allrighty then.
/ [[lights switch off]]
/ The Dude: So...do you want to fool around?
/ Chris: It's about time... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060601.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, June 2, 2006 | [[Chris and the Dude drift off to sleep in the bathtub]] / [[Chris enters dreamland, comfortable in the Dude's arms]] / [[There is a shadowy figure in a hat and serape lighting a cigarette]] / [[Chris is in dreamland, pondering the scene]] / [[The shadowy figure turns and walks into darkness]] / [[Chris... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060602.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, June 5, 2006 | [[Mary asleep in bed. Uncle Jay wakes her with a slap on the ass.]]
/ < http://abh-comic.com/d/20060605.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, June 6, 2006 | Beth: Hey, I think your dad is here. / Dude: My dad?
/ Beth: I think it's your dad. / [[Uncle Jay appears, staring at Dude and Chris in tub]] / Uncle Jay: I am so very disappointed in you.
/ Beth: Why, they behaved themselves.
/ Uncle Jay: And that's what disappoints me. http://abh-comic.com/d/20060606.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, June 7, 2006 | Dude: Thanks for driving over here.But how did you know we were here? / Uncle Jay: Kid... you'd be amazed what us old farts can figure out with caller ID and a wireless connection to Mapquest. / Dude: Well, I appreciate you coming to pick us up
/ Uncle Jay: No problem... / Dude (off-panel): Now can... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060607.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, June 8, 2006 | The Dude: Thanks again for picking us up.
/ Uncle Jay: No problem, kid. /
/ Uncle Jay: Are you sure you don't want me to drive her home?
/ The Dude: Nah, now that we've got our stuff I'm sure we can fend for ourselves.
/ Uncle Jay: Suit yourselves. /
/ The Dude: Besides, I think Chris could use a little... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060608.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, June 9, 2006 | The Dude: Look, last night... I don't know what happened to you... I know it must have been some pretty heavy crap for you to start crying like that... /
/ The Dude: And I just want you to know... that whatever it was... I'm here. I don't want you to hold back, I don't want you to feel like... /
/ The... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060609.html |
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