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| Anywhere But Here - Monday, July 24, 2006 | [[black background with white text]]
/ Due to the author's appearance at Tri-Noc Con this weekend, he has taken a dive into an alcoholic stupor and thus reeeeeealy feels like slumming it today.
/ Well, that and he hasn't been able to sit behind a computer for about a week now, and really needs to "fill." / [[more... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060724.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, July 25, 2006 | Mozillias: So where do you think he is?
/ Bill: I have no idea. /
/ Mozillias: Well, they better not be having sex. I've got fifty bucks riding on May eighth. /
/ Bill: I highly doubt that he'd be doing anything that you couldn't see on prime time television. Not counting Fox of course. /
/ {{Fully... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060725.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, July 26, 2006 | The Dude's Heart: BRAIN!!! HELP!!! I think I did a bad thing!!! /
/ The Dude's Brain: Good heavens man, what's wrong.
/ The Dude's Heart: Penis was getting all worked up... So I thought I should give him a sedative ... and ... and ... /
/ The Dude's Brain: And just what did you give him?
/ The Dude's... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060726.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, July 28, 2006 | Chris: Did I do something wrong?
/ Dude: No, I just... I don't know what happened. / Dude: But while we were making out... I just got this image in my head.
/ Chris: Of... / Dude: Star Jones naked in Antarctica / Chris: Oh, god... I'm going to be sick.
/ Dude: Just breathe baby... just breathe... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060728.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, July 31, 2006 | Dude: I can't believe how calm you are.
/ Chris: Well, I won't lie to you. I AM frustrated. But it's not like this is exactly "new" to me. / Chris: I mean I've had some guys do some pretty crazy stuff. One guy couldn't get off unless I wore a mustache and talked about Quaker oatmeal. When you're comfortable... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060731.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, August 7, 2006 | Sarah: Look, I know I've told you to stay with him, but this isn't healthy for you, Chris. Maybe it's time you let him go.
/ Chris: Sarah, that's absolutely crazy. /
/ Chris: I've never had anyone treat me as well as he does. And I'm not going to risk it just because of this. I mean, do you remember... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060807.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, August 16, 2006 | Ken: If Chris is alright with the performance issues, don't worry about it. Take your time... and just relax. If you try and force it, it'll just get worse. In fact... if you feel like you need to wait till ... say... October before you're ready, that's great. /
/ Ken: Seriously... If you can hold... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060816.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, August 17, 2006 | The Dude: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!?
/ Druid: My brothers and I couldn't help but overhear your lament, and we have agreed to bestow upon you our most ancient and secret of cures to help you cure you problem. /
/ The Dude: But these are just naked pictures of Debbie Gibson
/ Druid: May they serve you... http://abh-comic.com/d/20060817.html |
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