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| Anywhere But Here - Monday, May 23, 2005 | Dr. Stephens: Let's see here ... nose was chopped off? Well, let's have a look. /
/ Dr. Stephens: It's a nice clean cut. Shouldn't take too much to reattach.
/ The Dude: Well that's a relief. /
/ Dr. Stephens: And this must be your ... GOOD LORD! /
/ Dr. Stephens: If you'ld like I can chop a few... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050523.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, May 24, 2005 | Chris: Wow, that was quick.
/ The Dude: The doctor said that they get so many cases of this during "Star Wars" years that it's practically and out patient surgery now. / Chris: I don't even see a scar.
/ The Dude: Carefull, it still kinda stings a little...
/ Chris Awe...you poor thing. / Chris: ... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050524.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, May 25, 2005 | Ken: I cant belive I chopped off my best friend's nose!
/ Ken: Man I hope he's allright. / The Dude: Well I sure hope you're saving a spot in line for both of us. / Ken: OH MAN!!! I am so glad to see you're all right! / The Dude: What, did you think I'ld miss and opening night?
/ Ken: I did have... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050525.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, May 26, 2005 | Stormtrooper: Please keep your ticket with you at all times, you will not be allowed to re-enter the theater without it.
/ Please turn off all cell phones, video camera's, photo cameras, and laser blasters are not permitted within the theater.
/ If you feel the need to duel another jedi during the film,... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050526.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, May 27, 2005 | Movie: Oh Anakin! Thank Goodness you're back. / Movie: I'm back, I'm all right. It feels like we've been apart for a lifetime. / Movie: Wait, not here.
/ Movie: YES, HERE! / Movie: I'm tired of all this deception. I don't care if they know we're married. / Movie: Something wonderfull has happened.... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050527.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, May 30, 2005 | Ken: Oh man, that was so worth the wait.
/ Chris: I'ld say. / Chris: I hope you don't mind, but I'm taking him home tonight. Come on, it'll be dawn before we know it and I don't want to waste a SECOND. / The Dude: See ya tomorrow Ken.
/ Chris: mmmmmmwa / Ken: Buddy, if I didn't see it I wouldn't... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050530.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, May 31, 2005 | The Dude: Thanks, I had a great time tonight.
/ Chris: So you wanna :heave: come inside? / The Dude: Can't I have a final to study for.
/ The Dude: But I'll call you tomorrow and we can grab dinner or something. / Chris: Blink Blink / Chris: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! http://abh-comic.com/d/20050531.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, June 1, 2005 | Chris: HEY! HEY!!! WAIT UP! / Chris: What's your Goddamn problem? We've been going at this since Feburary! / Chris: And then tonight...TONIGHT after four months you FINALY Kissed me. YOU KISSED ME!!! / Chris: And yet I'm standing here half naked, throwing myself at you and you didn't even notice.... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050601.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, June 2, 2005 | Chris: You aren't even that great of a catch. / Chris: You're...you're...you're arrogant, snobbish, nurotic, scruffy, patheticaly out of shape. / Chris: I don't care how well you kiss...you aren't worth the friggin frustration!!! / Chris: You know what? Don't call me. Don't talk to me. Don't... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050602.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, June 3, 2005 | The Dude: Hold up... / Chris: Why won't you just leave me alone!!!
/ The Dude: I just have a question. / Chris: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ANY MORE!
/ The Dude: Just one question. / Chris: FINE!
/ The Dude: What color are my eyes? / Chris: WHAT TYPE OF QUESTION IS THAT?!?
/ The Dude: A real simple... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050603.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, June 3, 2005 | The Dude: Hold up ... /
/ Chris: WHY WON'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
/ The Dude: I just have a question. /
/ Chris: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ANYMORE!
/ The Dude: Just one question. /
/ Chris: FINE!
/ The Dude: What color are my eyes? /
/ Chris: WHAT TYPE OF QUESTION IS THAT?
/ The Dude: A real simple one.... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050603.html?from=dropdown.php |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, June 6, 2005 | Chris: Sigh / Chris: :Giggle: I can't belive he turned me down again. / Chris: HE TURNED ME DOWN AGAIN! http://abh-comic.com/d/20050606.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, June 7, 2005 | Chris: SARAH! SARAH! ARE YOU AWAKE? / Sarah: Chr..Chris, what's wrong?
/ Chris: He turned me down again.
/ Sarah: Oh, Chris, I'm so sorry to... / Sarah: CHRISTINA! Give me back my blanke!
/ Chris: It was so...so...sooooo...amazing. / Chris: Get dressed, we're going to perkins and it's all on me... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050607.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, June 8, 2005 | Chris: And then he said "I want to know everything" in that really sexy, scratchy voice of his. And he kissed me on the forehead...and everything just, just stood still.
/ Sarah: That's great Chris / Chris: And then he said "And tomorrow, we'll start to find out who we really are." It was so...:SIGH:
/ It... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050608.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, June 9, 2005 | Click
/ Creeeeeeek / The Dude: Yawn! / Creeeeeeek
/ Click / Wham
/ bdowo!
/ Wham
/ Pow!
/ THWAPPA
/ THWAPPA
/ THWAPPA
/ Zoink! / The Dude: I really appriciate you guys waiting up for me. But you really didn't have to go through all this trouble.
/ Bill: Terribly sorry old boy, the R.A. was snooping about... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050609.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, June 10, 2005 | Mozillas: You look horrible
/ The Dude: I've been up for two days straight trying to finish this paper.
/ I don't even know what I'm typing any more. Could you read this to me? / Mozillas: Roll in the powdered sugar and say the magic words: "Sim sala bim bmba sala do saladim."
/ Mozillas: I didn't... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050610.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, June 13, 2005 | Mac: I think we have a problem. He was working on this for hours, but it hasn't been sent in yet. / Mozillas: Let me guess, it's due today?
/ Mac: Ten minutes from now.
/ Mozillas: better have a look at it before we just send it off. / Mozillas: AWE CRAP!
/ Mac: Well do we send it in or not?
/ Mozillas:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050613.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, June 14, 2005 | The Dude: Hi Doc, you wanted to see me?
/ Dr. Hicks: Yes, Please have a seat. / Dr. Hicks: I just wanted to say that the paper you turned in is one of the most intelegent things to come across my desk in years, and with your permission, I'ld like to try and get it published.
/ The Dude: Wow, really?... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050614.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, June 15, 2005 | The Dude: Doctor Hicks says he's going to try and get my paper published.
/ Ken: Grats man.
/ The Dude: Thanks, I just wish I could remember what I wrote. / Ken: I'm sure it was something brilliant.
/ Ken: So, how are things going between you and Chris? / The Dude: Oh crap... / Ken: YOU HAVEN'T... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050615.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, June 16, 2005 | The Dude: OFF THE PHONE! I have to make a call RIGHT NOW!
/ Mozillas: Yep, got it, I'll pass it along to him. / Mozillas: That was your mother, she said that she and your father were going on vacation this week, and won't be able to move us out. However they talked to your uncle and we're all set... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050616.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, June 17, 2005 | The Dude: Chris, I'm sorry I didn't call you. I was really busy trying to get my paper done in time. Before I knew it it was today and I still hadn't called. / The Dude: I don't blame you for being mad at me. I don't blame your for not taking my calls. If I were you I'ld be really pissed at me... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050617.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, June 20, 2005 | The Dude: Oooh...my head. / The Dude: Well this is new. / John Cusack: It's about time you got here. / The Dude: Hey, aren't you?
/ John Cusack: A wild Hallucination? Why yes, yes I am. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050620.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, June 21, 2005 | The Dude: OK, so you're...
/ John Cusack: Think of me as your spirit guide. / The Dude: And you look like John Cusack...why?
/ Joh Cusack: Hey, it's your mind you make the rules. / Rachael Leigh Cook: Are you done yet?
/ The Dude: Give me a minute...it's not like I'm ever going to hae a moment like... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050621.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 | The Dude: Well, if you're my spirit guide shouldn't you tell me something of great importance?
/ The Dude: You know, show me something of some sort of deep meaningfull significance? / The Dude: What? Do I go through there?
/ John Cusack: You can figure it out on your own Einstein. / The Dude: You're... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050622.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, June 23, 2005 | The Dude: HELLO! IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE? / Echoes: Hello! Hello! Hello! Is there anybody in there. / The Dude: Just nod if you can hear me, is there anyone at home? / Marie: I'm out there, Just find me. / Marie: I'm out there, aching for you to find me. / Marie: Find me... / The Dude:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050623.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, June 24, 2005 | The Dude: Oooooohhhh... it feels like Buddy Rich is holding a jam session in my brain pan... / The Dude: What the heck happened?
/ Chris: You were struck by lightning. / The Dude: Well that explins the funny pork roast smell. / The Dude: And why am I naked?
/ Chris: Your clothes were kinda on fire.... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050624.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, June 27, 2005 | The Dude: Right, I check out Friday morning, so if you could be here by...yeah, ten O'Clock would probibly be fine. / The Dude: No no no, I don't have a lot of stuff.
/ The Dude: Yeah, I'm sure the car will be... / The Dude: I just have some clothes and a few boxes of books and... / The Dude: ... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050627.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 | Mac: So does your uncle have a dedicated T1 Line?
/ The Dude: I don't think so.
/ Mac: Cable Modem?
/ The Dude: Kinda doubt it.
/ Mac: DSL?
/ The Dude: Probibly not. / Mac: Satellight broadband?
/ The Dude: I thin kme may have AOL on dial up. / The Dude: Mac? / Mac: High Speed Information Super... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050628.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 | Mozillas: So me and buckethead here were talking, and we're not coming with you to bum :explicitive deleted: nowhere.
/ The Dude: Ooooh-kay. / The Dude: So just where are you going to stay while school is out? / Mozillas: Yo mophead, where's the beer?
/ Mac: Screw the beer, if I'm not online in... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050629.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, June 30, 2005 | Chris: Where's your uncle's ranch?
/ The Dude: Sully Springs North Dakota.
/ Chris: That's only 200 miles from Harvey, I could visit you. / The Dude: I...guess, but after that I'm moving back to burlington and that's 700 miles away and...
/ Chris: Smeek / Chris: It will all work out, stop worrying... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050630.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, July 1, 2005 | CLICK http://abh-comic.com/d/20050701.html |
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