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| Anywhere But Here - Friday, August 5, 2005 | Bert: So, where's the big feller hidin?
/ The Dude: I'm not sure actually, Bill said he's off on "business" today."
/ Bert: Well that's good I reck'con, cuz I was runnin a little short on grub. / Chris: Heyya boys, Miss me?
/ Mongo: Oooooh...
/ The Dude: CHRIS!?
/ Bill: MONGO!
/ Bert: CRAP!!! / Bert:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050805.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, August 8, 2005 | The Dude: Hey Uncle Jay, this is my, uh well, my...uh...my..my kind of...
/ Uncle Jay: Christina Elisabeth Thompson / Uncle Jay: Marine Biology Major
/ Captain of the cheer team your freshman year.
/ You love strawberries.
/ Pleased to finally meet you.
/ We have a room open in the guest house.
/ Feel... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050808.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, August 9, 2005 | The Dude: I'm really glad you came out here.
/ I just wish there was more we could do, I'ld love to take you to a movie or something but I swear the only thing to do out here is cow tipping...
/ The Dude: DOWN! / Cow: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
/ The Dude: GET DOWN!!! / The Dude: TIPPING! I said COW TIPPING,... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050809.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, August 10, 2005 | Mongo: Unka Jay, Mongo wondering if he could ride horseys...
/ Uncle Jay: Hold on, I think you have something up your nose...
/ Come closer and let me take a look. / Uncle Jay: Yep, just like I thought.
/ You had a nice shiney nickle up there. / Uncle Jay: You really should be more carefull where... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050810.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, August 11, 2005 | The Dude: Hey Ernie, whatcha doing?
/ Ernie: Shovelin' :Explicitive Deleted: / Ernie: Wanna help?
/ The Dude: Uh, no, actually I'm looking for my uncle.
/ Ernie: Thought I saw him headin' to the stable. / The Dude: Ok Thanks!
/ Ernie: No problem... / Uncle Jay: Whistling http://abh-comic.com/d/20050811.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, August 12, 2005 | ***Features Butters from Where Drunk Meets Genius*** / The Dude: hey Mongo have you seen...Do I even know what you're doing know? / Mongo: Man with big black hat say snake scare horseys. Mongo going to catch Mr. Snake and ask him not to scare horseys. / Mongo: Hullo Mr. Snake. Mongo wonder, could... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050812.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, August 15, 2005 | The Dude: uh, uncle jay, I was wondering if we could talk?
/ Uncle Jay: Can you ride? / The Dude: Can I what?
/ Uncle Jay: A horse, can you ride a horse?
/ The Dude: There's one left in the stable, ride him and we'll talk. / The Dude: Couldn't we just chat over breakfast?
/ Uncle Jay: RIDE HIM AND... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050815.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, August 16, 2005 | The Dude: Allright boy, now take it easy...I'm not going to hurt you... / The Dude: Let me just grab a saddle and... / THWACK!!!
/ The Dude: Of course you realize, this means war. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050816.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, August 17, 2005 | The Dude: Allright horse! You don't like me and I don't like you! But here's the deal. / The Dude: either I get to ride you, or my friend get's to ride you. / Mongo: HORSEY!!! / The Dude: A very wise decisions indeed. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050817.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, August 18, 2005 | The Dude: HEY! HEY WAIT UP!
/ Uncle Jay: Well I'll be, the kid pulled it off. / Uncle Jay: Color me impressed kiddo. Not even Ernie has been able to tame old "Backbreaker" there.
/ The Dude: You said "Ride, and we'll talk"...
/ The Dude: Well, here I am, and I think I deserve an explination. / Uncle... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050818.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, August 19, 2005 | The Dude: How did you know about Chris? I haven't even told my folks about her. / Uncle Jay: Kid, you don't get where I got in life by waiting for information to come to you, you have to go diggin'.
/ The Dude: Digging? / Uncle Jay: You find info, you mine for it, and then you use it.
/ The Dude:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050819.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Saturday, August 20, 2005 | The Dude: The reason why I'm stranded in this back-water hell hole is because my parents screwed up my scholarship papers to berkley, and then you... / The Dude: You...you got me a full scholarship here.
/ Uncle Jay: Not quite... / Uncle Jay: I told your folks I'd pay for everything, under the condition... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050820.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Sunday, August 21, 2005 | Uncle Jay: Would you have worked anywhere near as hard for it or taken it as far as you have... / Uncle Jay: ...if you didn't have someone holding you back? / The Dude: No, no I wouldn't have. / The Dude: OH. / Uncle Jay: That's the way it works with us kid. We won't swim until we're in over... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050821.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, August 22, 2005 | The Dude: Woah there boy!
/ Backbreaker: SNORT!
/ Chris: There you are, I've been looking all over for you! / Chris: I didn't know you knew how to ride a horse.
/ The Dude: I didn't either till about two hours ago. / Chris: Where were you?
/ The Dude: I, uh, I had a swimming lesson. / Chris: You... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050822.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, August 23, 2005 | Mongo: Sigh / Uncle Jay: You realy want to ride a horse, don't ya?
/ Mongo: Mmmhmm...
/ Uncle Jay: Well come with me... / Uncle Jay: This is our strongest work horse. We call ehr old Ironsides. I think she'll be perfect for you.
/ Mongo: HORSEY!!! / Mongo: Horsey?
/ Old Ironsides: Oh Crap. / Mongo:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050823.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, August 24, 2005 | Uncle Jay: Still bummed out about that horse huh?
/ Mongo: Mmmmhmmm...
/ Uncle Jay: Well come with me, I have something I want to show you. / Uncle Jay: This is Jumbo, we got him just for you.
/ Mongo: HORSEY! / Hug / SNAP! / THWUD! / Mongo: Horsey?
/ Uncle Jay: Boy I hope Bert knows how to cook... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050824.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, August 25, 2005 | Uncle Jay: All right Mongo, I think we found you a horse.
/ Mongo: No more horseys, Mongo just hurt them.
/ Uncle Jay: Don't worry, I've got it all worked out...just come with me. / Mongo: HORSEY!!! / Mongo: Tank you unca Jay!!!
/ Uncle Jay: No problem
/ Slim: Thank him? THANK HIM!?! I'm the one... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050825.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, August 26, 2005 | Chris: I'm singing in the rain...just singing in the rain. / Chris: What a glorious feeling...I'm happy a...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee / EEEEEEEEEE!!! / Hop / Chris: Bbbb..big...BIG YELLOW EYES!!! IN MY WINDOW! / The Dude: This isn't some elaborate plan to seduce me? Is it? / KA-SMACK!!! / The... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050826.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, August 29, 2005 | Mongo: WOOOOO HOOOOO!!!! / Mongo: WAHAHAHAHAHAHA! / Mongo: We-HE HE HE! / Slim: Ernie, does the weirdness ever get to you?
/ Ernie: Provided the boss keep writin' the checks he could have flyin' monkeys comin' out of his :explicitive deleted: fo' all I care. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050829.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, August 30, 2005 | Rexy: ROAR!
/ Slim: Well, I have to say I'm impressed! You rode that t-rex like a pro! / Mongo: Awe, it nothing, Mongo use to ride Marlon Brando to work.
/ Cow: Between this and the guy with the chain saw I'm begining to think there's just no future for me in the cattle industry... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050830.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, August 31, 2005 | Chris: Uncle Jay, just where...uh..where did you...
/ Uncle Jay: Get a t-rex? / Uncle Jay: I happen to own a majority share in a genetics company. I knew they were working on something like this. So I just "borrowed" him for a little bit.
/ Chris: Oh / Chris: Well I guess that, uh...makes sense.
/ Mongo:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050831.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, September 1, 2005 | Chris: Hey mom, it's me. Just wanted to check in. No the ranch is really cool. / Chris: There are dows and horses, the guest house is awesome, and every day is like a new adventure around here! I'll probibly be here for another week or so. / Rexy: CHOMP / Chris: On second thought I think I've... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050901.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, September 2, 2005 | The Dude: BAD REXY! BAD BAD BAD BAD REXY! http://abh-comic.com/d/20050902.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, September 5, 2005 | Chris: There you are! I've been looking all over for you. / Chris: I just wanted to tell you I'm leaving for home tonight.
/ The Dude: Oh? / Chris: Yeah, a big city girl like ma just can't take all this wide open space for too long... / The Dude: Well it means a lot that you came out to visit.
/ Chris:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050905.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, September 6, 2005 | The Dude: Uncle...
/ Uncle Jay: Nephue / The Dude: Can we talk?
/ Uncle Jay: Girl problems huh? / The Dude: Yeah, how did...
/ Uncle Jay: Backbreaker is in the stable, I'll be on the ridge. / The Dude: Oh for Chrissakes give it a rest will ya!?!
/ Backbreaker: SNORT! http://abh-comic.com/d/20050906.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, September 7, 2005 | Uncle Jay: Chris seems like a nice enoug gal...so why are you holding back?
/ The Dude: I don't know, it's like...it's like I know there's someone out there. It sounds, dumb... / The DUde: But I know what she feels like in my arms, what her hair smells like, how her laugh sounds, how her smile lights... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050907.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, September 8, 2005 | The Dude: So why didn't you ever get married.
/ Uncle Jay: You're digging? I'm impressed!
/ The Dude: You're stalling, I'm less then impressed. / Uncle Jay: I guess, well I guess when the right one came along, I wasn't looking. Not when I should have been. Before I knew it she was gone. And all... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050908.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, September 9, 2005 | The Dude: So, you're uh, you're leaving then?
/ Chris: Heading out after dinner. / The Dude: Well, uh you, you...you havea good trip
/ Chris: I'm sure I will... / Chris: You know you COULD kiss me goodbye.
/ The Dude: I uh, yeah I uh... / Bill: Oh for HEAVENS sake!!! / Bill: Please explain this... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050909.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Saturday, September 10, 2005 | *** CROSSOVER WITH VENUS ASCENDING *** / Zoe: He HITCH HIKED 10,000 light years just to ask me out!?
/ Lisa: See for yourself... / The Dude: I brought my toothbrush... / Zoe: I'm so flattered...he deserves something.
/ Lisa: I hate to say it, but I agree. / Zoe: OK long enough...a minute of breathable... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050910.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, September 12, 2005 | Chris: I'm really glad you asked me to spend the night with you, but this isn't quite what I had in mind... / Chris: I was thinking, maybe we could head back to my room for some...well, you know.
/ The Dude: I'm Sorry, is my kink too vanilla? / Chris: :Sigh: / Chris: Actually, I love how you do... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050912.html |
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