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| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, September 13, 2005 | Chris: YAWN! / Chris: Smeek
/ The Dude: zzzzzzzzzz / Chris: Not even Haagen-daz makes vanilla this good...
/ The Dude: zzzzzzzzzz http://abh-comic.com/d/20050913.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, September 14, 2005 | Chirs: I'll see you guys in a few weeks when school starts.
/ Mongo: Bye pretty lady.
/ Chris: Awe, Mongo...come here... / Chris: Smeek / Chris: Could you keep an eye on him for me? Please?
/ Mongo: Okay... / Ernie: Affectionate lil' thing, aint she?
/ Bert: And would it kill you to be a little... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050914.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, September 15, 2005 | Chris: Thank you so much for having me.
/ Uncle Jay: You're welcome back any time you want.
/ Uncle Jay: Now give this old bastard a hug before you go. / Uncle Jay: And don't worry about the boy, he's got some things to figure out...but he'ld be stupid to let a gal like you get away. / The Dude: COME... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050915.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, September 16, 2005 | The Dude: So
/ Chris: So / The Dude: The Vanilla...it's...it's ok?
/ Chris: I LOVE the vanilla. / Chris: But I can't WAIT till we can add the hot fudge and whip cream. / Chris: see you in a few weeks. :smeek: / The Dude: Still pushing for the Grand Slam huh?
/ Chris: Would you still love me... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050916.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, September 19, 2005 | The Dude: God, I love it here. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050919.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, September 20, 2005 | The Dude: Do we have to go through this every time I want a ride? I mean can't we work something out? / The Dude: Like, what if I gave you a nice shiney apple? That's fair? Right? / The Dude: No dice huh? / The Dude: Ah well, here I thought we could work something out. / The Dude: I guess... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050920.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 | Uncle Jay: Ernie, you seen the kid around anywhere?
/ Ernie: Yup, he took backbreaker out to the ridge for a looksee. / Uncle Jay: Heh, I did allright with him, didn't I?
/ Ernie: Honestly boss, I'm schelppin' about a hundred' pounnds o' hay here. I aint got time to wax poetic. / Uncle Jay: WHAT?... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050921.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, September 22, 2005 | Uncle Jay: NEPHEW! / Uncle Jay: Out riding old backbreaker huh?
/ The Dude: Yeah, I figured I'ld probibly be heading out soon, so I should enjoy it while I can. / Uncle Jay: Well, pack your bags because I'm taking you back tonight.
/ The Dude: Tonight? But school doesn't start for another couple... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050922.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, September 23, 2005 | Uncle Jay: How long have you been at NDU?
/ The Dude: This will be my third year.
/ Uncle Jay: And you're planning on living in the dorms?
/ The Dude: Can't really afford to live anywhere else. / The Dude: With the band taking up a lot of my time and school, I don't have time to work. / Uncle Jay:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050923.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, September 26, 2005 | The Dude: Bill, have you seen Mongo?
/ Bill: I believe he's out back with Laverne and Sherley.
/ The Dude: hookay...well pack your stuff, we're leaving. / Bill: Done. / The Dude: You know, we COULD buy you some clothes.
/ Bill: But that would mean that I'ld have to get dressed.
/ The Dude: On second... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050926.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, September 27, 2005 | The Dude: Mongo, we have to go.
/ Mongo: Awe...mongo do one more?
/ The Dude: Allright, but make it quick. / Cow: Mroooooooooo!!! / THWACK!!! / Ernie: Bullseye! Pay up!
/ Bert: It's on the line, it don't count.
/ Ernie: It do so count! http://abh-comic.com/d/20050927.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, September 28, 2005 | Mongo: Mongo have to go now horsey. / Mongo: Hug? / Rexy: GRARAR!!!! / Rexy: Chomp / Horsey: Sniff Sniff Sniff
/ SIZZLE / Horsey: Patwooie! / Mongo: Awe, Mongo miss horsey too...
/ Rexy: Yipe! Yipe! Yipe! Yipe! Yipe! http://abh-comic.com/d/20050928.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, September 29, 2005 | [mirror]: Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. /
/ Mongo: Bye bye horsie! Mongo miss you too!
/ Bill: WILL YOU PLEASE STOP GOADING HER ON!!!! /
/ The Dude: Man, I'm going to miss this place ... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050929.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, September 30, 2005 | Uncle Jay: Welcome to your new home boys. / The Dude: Woah / Uncle Jay: So what do you think?
/ The Dude: I think Chris may have been right about you being Batman.
/ Uncle Jay: Oh please, I have a much cooler car. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050930.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, October 3, 2005 | The Dude: I love this building.
/ Uncle Jay: So do I, that's why I bought it.
/ The Dude: What is this, a twenty plex?
/ Uncle Jay: Twenty six, plust the penthouse. / The Dude: Penthouse? / Uncle Jay: Four Bedrooms / Uncle Jay: Two Bathrooms / Uncle Jay: Den, Study / Uncle Jay: And a terrace... http://abh-comic.com/d/20051003.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, October 4, 2005 | Uncle Jay: Allright kid let's go over the rules.
/ The Dude: Allright.
/ Uncle Jay: This isn't just a free room. I expect you to keep the place up. Shovel the walks, collect the rent, take care of plugged drains, that type of stuff.
/ The Dude: Gotcha. /
/ Uncle Jay: No loud parties. This isn't a swinging... http://abh-comic.com/d/20051004.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, October 5, 2005 | The Dude: Uh, uncle, I've been thinking. The band's doing pretty well. We're getting some decent gigs. I mean, maybe I should...well maybe I should ust...focus on that for a year and see how it goes. / Uncle Jay: NO. This is a commitment, one that you should NOT take lightly. I expect you to... http://abh-comic.com/d/20051005.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, October 6, 2005 | The Dude: Wow, I have a great apartment...I have a girfriend...I play in a great band like I've always wanted...life is just... / The Dude: NO! This can't be right everything is going to well...this is all wrong!!! Somethin's not right. Something's missing! / KA-BOOM! / The Dude: There we go.... http://abh-comic.com/d/20051006.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, October 7, 2005 | Mozillias: Allright sausage schnoz, if I had to walk my scaly green :explitive deleted: over here in this :explitive deleted: rain you better be ready to hand me a nice frosty b... /
/ Mozillias: B... B... B... B... B... B... B... B... B... /
/ Mozillias: B... B... B... B... B... B... B... B... B...... http://abh-comic.com/d/20051007.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, October 10, 2005 | Ken: Hey man, good to have the band back together again.
/ The Dude: Tell me about it.
/ Ken: So, how's life been treating you? /
/ The Dude: Actually, life ... uh ... Life is good ... REALLY good. /
/ Chuck: WHAT WAS THAT?!? Was that a smile? Did he actually SMILE?
/ Robbie: Ken ... I'm scared, Ken!
/ Ken:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20051010.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, October 11, 2005 | Ken: So, wanna hang out on Friday?
/ The Dude: I cant there's a big party that Chris wants to go to. / Ken: A frat party?
/ The Dude: Yeah! You know this will be my third year here, and I've never once gone to a party. / The Dude: I'm kinda looking foreward to it. / Ken: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU... http://abh-comic.com/d/20051011.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, October 12, 2005 | The Dude: Hey Chris. Yeah come on over, we can walk from here to the party. / The Dude: Right, just head down university to... / SLAM!!! / The Dude: Oh nothing, I just think I need to clean out my fridge. There's some scary stuff in there. http://abh-comic.com/d/20051012.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, October 13, 2005 | Chris: Oh my God, this place is gorgeous! / Chris: I cant believe your uncle is just letting you... / Chris: Why arey ou looking at me like that?
/ The Dude: It's just...it's good to see you again. / Chris: Well don't get all mushy on me.
/ We've got a party to get to..and I don't have time for a... http://abh-comic.com/d/20051013.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, October 14, 2005 | Chris: I'm so glad you decided to come with me.
/ The Dude: So am I. I could use a good adventure right about ... /
/ Naked Bob: CHRIS!
/ Chris: NAKED BOB! /
/ Chris: It's so good to see you again!
/ Naked Bob: Watch the suit I just got it pressed. /
/ Naked Bob: HEY EVERYBODY!!! CHRIS IS HERE!!!
/ The... http://abh-comic.com/d/20051014.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, October 17, 2005 | Crowd: CHRIS!
/ Chris: Heyya boys ... did you miss me? /
/ [song]: ... spice
/ Chris: So do you want to dance?
/ The Dude: Actually I'm just going to hang back and case the place out. /
/ The Dude: But there's no reason why you can't have a good time!
/ [song]: ... a mean little street from the back town
/ Chris:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20051017.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, October 18, 2005 | Buddy: HOLY CRAP! YOU'RE here?
/ [song]: Dirty ... I'm dirty ...
/ The Dude: BUDDY! Thank God, I was beginning to think Chris would be the only one I'd know here. /
/ The Dude: Ya know, I thought I'd be able to handle something like this, but ... man ... I feel really out of place.
/ [song]: oooh baby... http://abh-comic.com/d/20051018.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, October 19, 2005 | Music: If I get to where I pass out on the floor now baby...
/ You won't bother me no more... / Music: and if you're drinking well you know now that you're my friend. And I say
/ The Dude: Wow, she sure is something isn't she?
/ Buddy: I'll say! So are you two shaggin'? / The Dude: Uh...no.
/ Buddy:... http://abh-comic.com/d/20051019.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, October 20, 2005 | Crowd: CHRIS! CHRIS! CHRIS! CHRIS! CHRIS! CHRIS! /
/ Crowd: GIVE ME ... SUGAR ...
/ Buddy: Oh man, I can't see anything from over here!
/ Crowd: SHAKE EM BABY! WOOO HOO! /
/ The Dude: I need some air.
/ Buddy: Allright but you're going to miss one hell of a show. I guarantee that in twenty minutes she's... http://abh-comic.com/d/20051020.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, October 21, 2005 | Chris: Hey, what's wrong? why aren't you inside enjoying the party? / The Dude: Chris, I just don't belong here. / The Dude: Look, this is your thing. I can see that but this, this is not... / The Dude: I think I'm just going to go home. / Chris: Awe Pookey, let's just head back inside. I'll... http://abh-comic.com/d/20051021.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Saturday, October 22, 2005 | The Dude: How can you do that?
/ Chris: Do what?
/ The Dude: What you just did. /
/ Chris: It's easy, you just smile and you start talking.
/ The Dude: No, I mean ... /
/ The Dude: How can you ... /
/ The Dude: ... How can you flirt with every guy here when I'm just ten feet away? /
/ Chris: You're... http://abh-comic.com/d/20051022.html |
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