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| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, January 27, 2005 | The Dude: Hurm ... /
/ :KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK:
/ Mozillias: HEY! HURRY UP IN THERE! /
/ Mozillias: You do realize that no matter how long you spend in there you're STILL not going to get any? /
/ :SLAM!!!:
/ Mozillias: Truth hurts ... don't it? http://abh-comic.com/d/20050127.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, January 28, 2005 | The Dude: Is, uh, Chris there?
/ Sarah: *giggle* I'm sorry, but there aren't any guys named Chris here... *giggle* / The Dude: Oh, uh...I'm looking for Chris...uh...
/ tin..er..tal?
/ Tina?
/ ty? / Chris: Sarah! Cut that out, the guy's nervous enough as IS!!
/ Sarah: Sorry Chris. / Chris: I'm Sooo sorry about that, she can be a real pain.
/ The Dude: You're talking to a guy who lives with a tempramental iguana. Trust me, you don't have any idea of what being sorry is... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050128.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, January 31, 2005 | Chris: Sorry, I'm a little late, but please come in.
/ The Dude: Thanks. /
/ Chris: That's my roommate, Sarah.
/ The Dude: Hi, I'm very pleased to make you acquaintance.
/ Sarah: Gary Trudeau called. He said he wants Duke's nose back. /
/ The Dude: Huh?
/ :Tap:
/ :BOOOING!: /
/ The Dude: She's a real charmer ... isn't she ...
/ Chris: She pays her half of the rent on time and keeps the noisy sex to a minimum, so I can't really complain. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050131.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, February 1, 2005 | Chris: Sorry, I'll be ready in five minutes
/ make yourself at home.
/ The Dude: OK, Thanks / Chris: Oh, but stay off the couch, peaches is very territorial.
/ The Dude: Peaches? / Peaches: MROWL!
/ The Dude: Gah! / Peaches: My house
/ my couch
/ my rules
/ Got it PUNK?
/ The Dude: GUMURGH http://abh-comic.com/d/20050201.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, February 2, 2005 | Chris: Ok, I'm rea ... Oh my god! What happened?
/ The Dude: C ... ca ... ca ... cat. C ... cla ... cla ... claws ... grroin ... /
/ Chris: If I offerred to kiss you poor widdl' boo boo would you feel any better?
/ The Dude: :blink blink: /
/ The Dude: HUGURGK /
/ Chris: Ok, that wasn't quite the response I was expecting.
/ The Dude: garaughfd http://abh-comic.com/d/20050202.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, February 3, 2005 | The Dude: I'm Fine
/ Chris: Are you sure, I can take a rain check if you're not feeling well. / Chris: You don't say much do you.
/ The Dude: Sorry, the pain in my crotch is making it a little hard to think. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050203.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, February 4, 2005 | The Dude: So how did you wind up here anyway? / Chris: I grew up in Harvey North Dakota and always wanted to get my shot at big city life,
/ so going to school here was kind of the natural choice. / The Dude: I'm...I'm sorry...
/ "Big" City? / Chris: When you've spent your whole life in a town of 50 people...
/ ...if you think much bigger then this your head is laible to explode. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050204.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, February 7, 2005 | Chris: Say, just how did you wind up with 'Zillis anyway?
/ The Dude: Mom sent him to me my freshman year, I still have no idea why. / Mom: It's for my son, so he'll remember us while he's away at school.
/ Pet Store Clerk: Are you sure, iguanas are one of the hardest pets one can keep.
/ moody...
/ finicky...
/ irratable. / Mom: That's exactly what I want. After 18 years I figure that it's time he felt what we went through.
/ Pet Store Clerk: They can bite.
/ Mom: Perfect http://abh-comic.com/d/20050207.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, February 8, 2005 | Man: Good evening folks. What's on the docket for tonight?
/ The Dude: You know, I hadn't thought of this ... / The Dude: It's our first date. I want something that we can laugh at that doesn't insult our intelligence ... something that we can both enjoy without feeling any pressure. /
/ The Dude: I don't want to see a brainless action flick or a stupid horror flick or some pretentious art flick ... or something that just abandons its source material. I want something ... TRUE to itself. /
/ Movie: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? http://abh-comic.com/d/20050208.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, February 9, 2005 | Chris: The night's still young, wanna try to squeeze in something else?
/ The Dude: You know, I'ld really like to go dancing... / Chris: Hey, that new country and western bar is right down the street! And it's Ladies Night too! / Chris: Oh come on you big baby, it'll be fun!
/ The Dude: NOOOOOO! http://abh-comic.com/d/20050209.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, February 10, 2005 | Chris: Come on!
/ The Dude: No
/ Chris: Pleeeease ... /
/ The Dude: Na uh ...
/ Chris: It'll be FUN!
/ The Dude: No way
/ Chris: Come on.
/ The Dude: Sorry, but no /
/ Chris: Do it for me?
/ The Dude: NO
/ Chris: PLEASE! /
/ The Dude: If I had to choose between prison rape and this I'ld take prison rape! There's no way in HELL you're getting me to line dance!!! http://abh-comic.com/d/20050210.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, February 11, 2005 | Chris: Honestly ... What's your beef with country music?
/ The Dude: I just can't respect a culture where "Hey baby, wanna ride my sno-mobile?" is considered a pick up line.
/ Chris: It is NOT that bad... /
/ Man: Why hey there pretty darlin, my Dodge Ram is just sittin' outside and I'm trying to find someone hotter than a pistol to warm her up a bit. How'd ya like to come check it out?
/ Chris WOULD I!!! /
/ Chris: :ZIP!: /
/ The Dude: NOOOOO!!! http://abh-comic.com/d/20050211.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Sunday, February 13, 2005 | Anywhere But Here is proud to present...
/ Our First Annual Valentines Day Fasion Show....
/ With Special thanks from www.trashy.com / This bra and panties set from trashy.com is sure to rise some heartbeats this valentines day... / While this hot little sue dress is SURE to warm something up on those cold February Nights... / And this country inspired Peek-A-Boo Bra and Panty set is sure to garner some attention... / Or maybe you'll prefer to rev his engine in this racing inspired body suit. / Let him know what a horney little devil you are in this hot little number. / Or let him know that you're just not that innocent in this pleated Schoolgirl Uniform! / And Gentlemen...don't forget your sweet-hearts this year! Go ahead and WOW her with this sexy edible thong! / The Dude: Who ever thought this up is dead...you hear me...D...E...A...D... DEAD!!! http://abh-comic.com/d/20050213.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, February 14, 2005 | Cupid: Hunnn Gnunn / Mozillas: Hey, hot stuff, heads up!!! / Cupid: AHHHHHH!!!!
/ AHHHHHHHHHH! / Mozillas: Last year all I got for valentines day was a strange burning sensation...I figured it was time to return the favor. / Cupid: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! http://abh-comic.com/d/20050214.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, February 15, 2005 | Mozillas: Well someone is home early
/ The Dude: Don't even start. / Mozillas: Let me guess, your romantic evening of two big macs and a coke flopped. Your entertainment of aimless wandering from book store to book store was found wanting. And when you started droning on about jazz music and the meaning of life she ran away screaming. / The Dude: SNARL!!!
/ Mozillas: Uhhhhhhhhhh...something I said? / Ken: Wow, his date went that bad huh?
/ Mozillas: Why don't you pour yourself a big glass of "Shut the :explicitive deleted: up" and just get me down from here. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050215.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, February 16, 2005 | Ken: Heard you had a bad day...
/ Music: I'm a creep...I'm a weirdo... / Ken: So what if the first date you've had in over a year was a dud. Let's go out there and find you another one.
/ Music: What the hell am I doing here? I just don't belong here... / The Dude: Click
/ Music: AND TOMORROW GO BACK TO BEING FRIENDS!!! / Ken: Forget it, once he turns on Dave Matthews it's all over.
/ Mozillas: well I'm bunking with you tonight, because there's no way I am listening to that whiney :explicitive deleted: bull :explicitive deleted: ! http://abh-comic.com/d/20050216.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, February 17, 2005 | Mozillias: Think he's going to come out of it soon?
/ Ken: I'm sure he's already taking his frustraitions out composing something... / Ken: And if he isn't we're probibly in for months of him moping about listening to that depressing :explicitive deleted: untill he finally does compose something and gets it out of his system.
/ Mozillias: Awe crap... / The Dude: Will you hurry up! You've been playing that game for two hours!
/ Mac: I just need 10 more minutes... / The Dude: You know I need you to compose!!!
/ Mac: 2000 more Exp and I can finally get Nuke, so just CHILL... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050217.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, February 18, 2005 | The Dude: C#-G-D# F#-G-A# A#5-C-C5 / The Dude: Crap, I'm stuck. Let me just hear what I got. / Mac: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!! / The Dude: GODDAMN IT! I can't even PLAGERIZE decent :explicitive deleted: right now!!!
/ Mac: Look at the bright side, at least it wasn't Destiny's Child. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050218.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, February 21, 2005 | Ken: He's been in quite a mood, think he's allright? / Mozillas: I'm sure he's fine, it's not like he's prone to doing stupid things... / The Dude: Hmmmm... / The Dude: What have I got to lose? http://abh-comic.com/d/20050221.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, February 22, 2005 | WHACK!!!! / Old Guy: Will you hurry up!!! Some of us don't have all day... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050222.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, February 23, 2005 | The Dude: Hurm... / The Dude: Checkmate! / Death: Best two out of three?
/ The Dude: Why quit when you're ahead? http://abh-comic.com/d/20050223.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, February 24, 2005 | The Dude: Hey Karen!
/ Karen: Oh, it's YOU again... / The Dude: Say, I need to call in that favor you owe me.
/ Karen: Oh REEEEALY?
/ The Dude: Yeah, can you update my friends look... / Death: Hi / Karen: Thank God. For a minute I thought he was going to ask me out again. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050224.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, February 25, 2005 | Karen: So what do you think? / Death: I like it, but I don't know about the color. Does it come in black? / Karen: Oh honey, stick with the blue...black is a VERY slimming color, and you don't need to look ANY thinner. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050225.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, February 28, 2005 | The Dude: Hey Heavy-D You're looking sharp! / Karen: Pssst!!! Sweetie, the hood!
/ Death: Huh? / Death: Oh, Right
/ Karen: Much Better. / Death: Sorry, force of habit.
/ Karen: It's OK. At least we got you out of that dreadful Goth crap. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050228.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, March 1, 2005 | Chuck: Yo Bud.
/ Buddy: Hey Chuck
/ Chuck: Been awhile
/ Buddy: No doubt /
/ Buddy: Hey Ken
/ Ken: Hey guys, hear the news?
/ Chuck: Nope
/ Ken: He had a date /
/ Buddy: REALLY?
/ Ken: No joke!
/ Chuck: How'd it go?
/ Ken: Awful, she ran off with some other guy. He's been depressed for a week! /
/ Chuck: SWEEEET
/ Ken: Yeah, he's been composing non-stop for days
/ Buddy: YES! Finally some new charts!
/ Ken: I know, isn't it great! http://abh-comic.com/d/20050301.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, March 2, 2005 | The Dude: KENNY G?
/ Amy: Don't worry boss ... I was just messing with ya ...
/ The Dude: Don't EVER do that again. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050302.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, March 3, 2005 | The Dude: Sounds Pretty Sweet, why don't we take five so you can have an American Cancer Society Meeting without killing my lungs. / Offscreen Comments: Sounds good boss. Works for me. SMOKE BREAK! / Buddy: Dude, these charts are killer.
/ Chuck: He always writes great stuff when he's depressed.
/ Robbie: This stuff is Golden.
/ Amy: Too bad he only wrote three tunes. / Ken: Already ten steps ahead of you Amy my dear. / Chris: Hey! Ken told me you guys were rehearsing today. I thought we could talk. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050303.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, March 4, 2005 | Chris: I just wanted to talk...
/ The Dude: We have absolutly NOTHING to talk about. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a rehearsal to get back to. / The Dude: COME ON!!! Unlock the :Explicitve deleted: Door!!!
/ Chris: Just one drink, that's all I ask. / The Dude: Fine...one drink, but don't expect me to say a :explictive deleted: thing.
/ Chris: Glad to see you haven't lost any of your charming ways. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050304.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Sunday, March 6, 2005 | *** Crossover with Drive thru-Blues *** / Attendant: Can I help you? So that's one number one, large, with extra mayo and a root beer.
/ Attendant: Not this guy again. / Attendant: Can I get you anything else?
/ The Dude: How about a date this Friday? / Attendant: To save me the pain of giving you a long, boring, and possibly embarrasing explination, I'll just say NO!!
/ The Dude: Please?!? http://abh-comic.com/d/20050306.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, March 7, 2005 | Chris: Come on, you cant still be pissed about that date...can you? / Waiter: What'll it be folks?
/ Chris: A beer for me, and something to cheer sister mary sunshine up.
/ Waiter: One beer and one Bananna Daqur... / Waiter: ...EEEEP!!!
/ The Dude: NO!! One Beer... One Sapphire Martini... dry... stirred.. no ice... 2 olvies.. now. / Chris: Guess you ARE still pissed about it...
/ The Dude: Ya THINK?!? http://abh-comic.com/d/20050307.html |
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