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| Anywhere But Here - Saturday, April 16, 2005 | *** Crossover with Burgandy Comics Inc. *** / The Dude: So, Uh, do you have plans for...
/ Sarah Panda: Sorry, I have a boyfriend. / The Dude: Hey, would either of you ladies be interested in?
/ CJ Burgandy: Uh, hello...Lesbians. / The Dude: You wouldn't...
/ Lust: Buddy, I'm the anamorphic personification of lust...
/ If I were to be seen in public with a loser like you I'ld lose my street cred. / The Dude: and I thought North Dakota women were an odd bunch. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050416.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, April 18, 2005 | The Dude: I'm sorry, but I still don't believe in the existance of evil.
/ Bill: Hmmmmm.... / Bill lights a cigarette / Bill blows smoke into The Dude's face
/ The Dude: Cough Cough Cough Cough Hack Cough Cough / Bill: Evil?
/ The Dude: No, just friggin rude. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050418.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, April 19, 2005 | The Dude: Look, you don't need to waste any more time here. You're not chaning my mind on this.
/ Bill: Well, that's terribly unfortunate. / Bill: :Sigh: And here I was hoping that I wouldn't have to get Chuck involved.
/ The Dude: Chuck? / Mongo: HEY YA / The Dude: You know, on second thought, you do have a point about "According to Jim."
/ I mean, it's almost supernaturally vile.
/ Bill: Why Thank you. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050419.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 | The Dude: So here's the deal...
/ Train: HONK! HONK! / The Dude: The reason that I ...don..
/ Trian VOOOM! / Bill: Why Are We....
/ Train: BWEEEEEEOOOT!
/ The Dude: WHAT? / Bill: I said "Why did we need to go for a walk?"
/ The Dude: Because I could barely hear a word you were saying in the coffee shop! http://abh-comic.com/d/20050420.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, April 21, 2005 | The Dude: Well before you decide to smite me, at least hear me out...
/ You see, it's not that I don't belive in God. / The Dude: Not at all...it's more like...
/ Well it's like my understanding of God just doesn't allow for the existence of evil like my faith teaches.
/ See...to me it's really a matter of...
/ Bill: OOOOH... / Bill: SIGH... / The Dude: What...exactly...did you just...why did...
/ Bill: DAFFODILS! Daffodils my boy. You have to admit, the concept of spring daffodials is bloody BRILLIANT! http://abh-comic.com/d/20050421.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, April 22, 2005 | Bill: Look, why don't you just explain where you're confused and I'll try and explain how you are absolutely and undeniably wrong.
/ The Dude: Alright ... /
/ The Dude: I've seen just how complex the universe is, and I can't deny that there has to be some force that has put everything into motion.
/ Bill: Very astute observation my lad. /
/ The Dude: And yet there are horrible horrible things that happen every day. And most people would believe that it's caused by "evil."
/ Bill: BINGO! /
/ The Dude: So, I believe that God is all powerful. That nothing can happen outside of the will of God. I believe that God has a purpose for everything and for every event in our lives. But then bad things happen. Things that cause us to question God. And we can't help but think that someone else must be pulling the strings. /
/ The Dude: But that's a cop out because if God IS powerful, there is nothing outside of his control. INCLUDING YOU ... Which means that even you serve the will of God. Because if you operated freely of the will of God, He would not be all powerful. He would, in fact, be a LIMITED God. /
/ The Dude: And since God is a benevolent god, and I do truly believe that, it means that even the bad stuff, the evil stuff, happens because it HAS to happen. Because ultimately, some good will come of it. /
/ The Dude: Which means that you are also being moved by God, whether you know it or not. And even though you do terrible things you do them because it's all God's will. /
/ The Dude: It's a doozie, isn't it?
/ Bill: I ... feel ... so ... so ... used ... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050422.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Saturday, April 23, 2005 | *** Crossover with Sam and Eli's Adventures *** /
/ The Dude: Hi, you wouldn't happen to ... /
/ Rachel: Want to go out with you?
/ The Dude: Er ... uh ... no, uh, You wouldn't happen to know the time? /
/ Rachel: No I don't wear a watch.
/ The Dude: Oh, ok then ... I'll just be off. /
/ The Dude: I like em thin, but I couldn't date someone PARIS HILTON thin ... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050423.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, April 25, 2005 | The Dude: You're still pretty shake up aren't you? / Bill: It just...it all just seems so...so..pointless now.
/ The Dude: Look, it's an aweful lot to think about. / Bill: I...I...I don't know WHAT I'll do, I can't possibly go back. My heart just wouldn't be in it.
/ The Dude: Well, I kind of feel responsable for this, so you you need somewhere to stay there's an extra bunk open in my dorm. / Bill: Are you sure people aren't going to find it strange that you're living with your won personal demon?
/ The Dude: If you've seen my other roomated you'll realize that you'ld fit right in. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050425.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 | Music: Her name was lola she was a showgirl... / Ronald: Breve?
/ Cafe Au Lait?
/ Cappuccino?
/ Drip?
/ Dry?
/ Espresso?
/ Espresso con Panna?
/ Espresso Creme? / Music: With Yellow ribbongs in her hair
/ Rondald: Hold on one second.
/ Mr Cobain: Uhhhhh....butbutbutbutbut. / Bill: Ronald old chap, this is William. Ronald, I need you to do me a bit of a favor. Could you tell the boss that I won't be coming in for...er...well...for a bit at least. / Mr. Cobain: Come one come on come on HERE LET ME DO IT!
/ Ronald: Uhhh...sure bill, will do.
/ Mr. Cobain: Espresso medici
/ expresso venci
/ half caf
/ latte pune
/ latte mocha
/ mocah
/ nico
/ quad
/ rice latte
/ soy latte
/ short and dry
/ tripple
/ unleaded
/ venti
/ white mocha
/ Ronald: MR COBAIN, PLEASE SETTLE DOWN I'LL GET TO YOU SHORTLY...
/ Music: And a dress cut down to there. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050426.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 | Ronald: Uh, boss, bill called in, and, uh...well I think he quit.
/ Satan: GOOD HEAVENS!
/ Satan: Would you please send Charles in here immediatly. / Mongo: Boss see Chuck?
/ Satan: Yes Charles, please have a seat.
/ Mongo: Okie Dokie. / Satan: Charles, it appears that Bill has resigned. You know what this means?
/ Mongo: Chuck...smash?
/ Satan: I'm afraid so. / Mongo: Sigh
/ Satan: I know, I know. Bill is my friend too, but rules are rules. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050427.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, April 28, 2005 | The Dude: Allright, bottom bunk is yours. / The Dude: Now let's just find you something to wear so you don't wrinkle your suit.
/ The Dude: Have a seat, you look tense. / The Dude: Sorry, but I really don't have a lot that you could wear.
/ The Dude: I don't usualy have over night guests. / The Dude: I hope you don't mind but all I was able to find is a pair of boxers and a wife beater.
/ Bill: My boy, if white trash is good enough for brittney spears, it's good enough for me. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050428.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, April 29, 2005 | Bill: :sigh: How does this even pass for fashion?
/ The Dude: That's probibly my roomate, could you let him in? / The Dude: You can stay here for a few weeks, once school is out you're on your own.
/ Mongo: BILL, Chuck very sorry, but Boss says chuck must smash. / Bill: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Don't let him hurt me!!! My bone structure is too delicate to be pummled.
/ Mongo: Boss say "nothing personal, rules are rules" / The Dude: Don't even ask.
/ Mozillas: Didn't care enough to in the first place. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050429.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Saturday, April 30, 2005 | *** CROSSOVER WITH THE MANSION OF E *** / The Dude: Pardon me, but I was wondering if you would like to go out with me this friday? / Rosemary: A date? / Rosemary: cant you see I'm fighting a horde of rampaging weresnails right now? / Rosemary: But I guess you could come along...if you'ld like. / Weresnail: Aren't you going to go after her? / The Dude: I'm debating if I need any more weirdness in my life right now... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050430.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, May 2, 2005 | The Dude: Forget it chuckles, Bill is my guest. If you want him you'll have to go through me first.
/ Mongo: Snort / Bill: Jolly good show old boy.
/ Mozillas: Shaddap ya limey twit and keep pushin'. / Mongo: GRRRRRRRRR
/ The Dude: Hiya. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050502.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, May 3, 2005 | Mongo: GRRRRR / The Dude: I've faced bullies like you all my life.
/ The Dude: If you're going to pound the crap out of me you may as well bring it on MONKEYBOY because I'm not afraid of you. / The Dude: Eep
/ The Dude: er...one last request? / Mongo: Make snappy, Chuck have lot of smashing to do tonight.
/ The Dude: One Martini, that's all I ask. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050503.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, May 4, 2005 | The Dude: Hey cheif can I get a martini.
/ Pops: Sorry champ, last call was five minutes ago. / The Dude: COME ON MAN! This could be the last martini I ever have!
/ Pops: Sorry buddy, rules is rules. / Mongo: GRWOL / The Dude: Actually make it a pitcher of beer and two cups. And if you spit in one I'll pay double.
/ Pops: Whatever you want mac, whatever you want. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050504.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, May 5, 2005 | The Dude: Ok, one for me, and one for you and we can get back to business... / The Dude: Feel free to pour yourself a glass. / Mongo: CHUG! / Mongo: BLEEEEEETCH!!!
/ The Dude: BARKEEP! I need three more pitchers, STAT! http://abh-comic.com/d/20050505.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, May 6, 2005 | The Dude: I don't get it, why do you want to beat up bill? Isn't he your friend. / Mongo: :hick: Chuck don't want hurt bill, but Chuck Smash :hick:
/ Mongo: It what Chuck do. CHUCK SMASH! / The Dude: Well it's a neat catch phrase, I'll give you that. But you don't HAVE to do it. Mongo not pawn in game of life! / Mongo: MONGO?
/ The Dude: Oh please tell me you've seen that?!? http://abh-comic.com/d/20050506.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Saturday, May 7, 2005 | ***CROSSOVER WITH VOTE FOR THIS COMIC*** /
/ The Dude: Hey, you got any plans for tonight?
/ Rama: Ohhh I'ld love to hae some company tonight! I've had this idea I've been dying to try out, I just need to buy some hand cuffs and figure out where I put the Mr. Fister...man I haven't used that for ages. / The Dude: I was thinking more...like...a...a..movie.
/ Rama: Have you seen "Ass Angels VI'? It's so TOATALY HOT!
/ The Dude: Kingdom of heaven? / Rama: tsch, TOATALY LAME!
/ Rama: Sorry, but I need someone with a little more IMAGINATION. / John: Bloody hell mate, even I could find someone to go home with tonight. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050507.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, May 9, 2005 | Movie: Candy gram for Mongo...Candy gram for Mongo... / BOOM!
/ Mongo: HA HA HA
/ SMACK! / Mongo: HE HE HE / Mongo: Movie FUNNY!
/ The Dude: I never thought that wrestling with my inner demons would be so painful. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050509.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, May 10, 2005 | Mongo: SNORE!
/ The Dude: ZZZZZ / Bill: I DON'T BELIVE IT! You're still in one piece!
/ The Dude: YAAAAAWN! / The Dude: I just needed to show him that he didn't have to just be a big dumb brute if he didn't want to. And appearantly he doesn't.
/ Bill: That's all it took? / The Dude: Well that and about 17 pitchers of beer.
/ The Dude: Even for a 900 pound gorillia that guy can pack them away. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050510.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, May 11, 2005 | The Dude: Good morning sister mary sunshine. Thank you so much for pushing me out in the hall to deal with Mongo on my own.
/ Mozillas: Oh cry me a river, you had it easy. / Mozillas: Last night I sat at Dennys with prince charming there. He wouldn't strop droning on and on about how his life was meaningless. "bla bla bla, what have I been doing all these years." "Bla bla bla, what am I going to do with myself now?"
/ Mozillas: I swear he made you look downright manly. / Mongo: Snore
/ Bill: Zzzzz
/ Mozillas: So what are we going to do with bert and ernie once school is out?
/ The Dude: I'll figure that out after I finish up my finals. / Mozillas: Ya know, if I were you I'ld just toss em out and let them fend for themselves.
/ The Dude: And if I were you I'ld be wondering..."Just how lond do I have before my roomate winds up selling me off to the herpetology department for beer money." http://abh-comic.com/d/20050511.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, May 12, 2005 | The Dude: All right guys I have to head to class. I'll be back in a few hours. / Mongo: Chuck watch movies? / The Dude: Yes Mongo, I've got 8 hours of Mel Brooks finest, just ask Zillas if you need any help with the DVD player.
/ Mongo: He He, Mongo like new nickname. / The Dude: And bill, you can...you can...uh.
/ Bill: Wallow in the complete misery of a life without meaning or purpose? / The Dude: Well if you keep up the depressing act, I'm sure I can find you a job as a lyricist for three doors down. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050512.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, May 13, 2005 | Ken: Since the semester is winding down and since Star Wars is opening next week, I figured it was high time to geek out with a Star Wars bash at my place.
/ Ken: I think you should ask Chris to it, she obviously likes you. / The Dude: :Sigh: I just don't know about her.
/ Ken: Why? What's wrong with her? / The Dude: Well, for starters the reckless abandonment that she seems to enter into relationships tells me that she's insecure about who she is. That she's trying to define herself through the men she dates as opposed to understanding herself and then seeking someone who best compliments who she really is.
/ Ken: Dude, what's your major again? / The Dude: Music performance.
/ Ken: So please leave the Hannibal Lector crap to the psych students and just ask the girl out.
/ The Dude: Fine, but when this ends badly I'm blaming you. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050513.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Saturday, May 14, 2005 | ***CROSSOVER WITH THE LONGEST SOJOURN*** / The Dude: Pardon me, But I was wondering if you had plans for dinner this evening. / Jeager: Can't ya see mah familiar an' me are lil' busy right now?!? / The Dude: Is that a no? / Fiddy: Can I eat him?
/ Jeager: Go Ahead / The Dude: Christ, I should know better then to go after the RPGers.
/ Fiddy: Arr-pee-jeers? I wonder what they taste like? http://abh-comic.com/d/20050514.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Monday, May 16, 2005 | Chris: :sigh: Are we playing this game again?
/ The Dude: I just need a date for Ken's Star Wars party on Wednesday.
/ Chris: Why me?
/ The Dude: Because you're the only girl who never turned me down. /
/ Chris: Ironically, you're the only guy who EVER turned me down ...
/ The Dude: What?
/ Chris: Nothing ... Pick me up at seven thirty. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050516.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 | Chris: Hey, come on in, I just need to grab my robe. / Chris: I know I put it around here somewhere...
/ The Dude: HOLEY COW! That's a great leia costume! / Chris: Really!!! You like it?
/ The Dude: Yeah, it's amazing! but your hair is wrong. The buns should go with Leia's Episode IV robes, not her slave girl costume. / Chris: :SIGH: Fifty bucks for a gold bikini and all he notices are the continuity errors... http://abh-comic.com/d/20050517.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 | Chris: hey ken, great idea for a party. I'm so psyched about this movie! It should be a blast watching it with you guys.
/ Ken: Glad I was able to convince Obi-Wan to bring you. / Chris: "Obi-Wan" can you help me out of this? I put this costume together so quickly that I'm honestly afraid if I move too much something will just...
/ RRRRRRIP!!! / Chris: Oh crap, there goes my bikini strap. Where' your bathroom? If I don't fx this now my bikini bottom is going to fall off.
/ Ken: Err..down the hall on the right. / Ken: Dude, I'ld give my right arm to show her who her daddy is.
/ The Dude: Carefull my apprentace, or you'll rip through your codpiece. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050518.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Thursday, May 19, 2005 | The Dude: Dude, great party.
/ Ken: Thanks man. Hey check this out... / Ken: The guys down in the physics department made this for me. They even rigged it to light up.
/ The Dude: That's AWESOME! / Ken: Yeah, check this out!
/ FSHHHHH / The Dude: Uh...Ken?
/ Ken: IT'S OK...IT'S OK...IT'S OK...There's some duct tape in the kitchen. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050519.html |
| Anywhere But Here - Friday, May 20, 2005 | Nurse: Don't worry sir, we see a few cases of these every few years. We'll have your nose reattached in no time.
/ The Dude: Thank you. / The Dude: You know, you could have gone to the movie with everyone else.
/ Chris: And run out on you during another date? I'ld never hear the end of it. / The Dude: :sigh: at least ken had these groucho glasses so I don't look like a total freak. / Chris: My God, how can you even see over this thing?
/ The Dude: Try not to focus on the tip to much, it prevents a lot of eye strain. http://abh-comic.com/d/20050520.html |
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