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Anywhere But Here - Monday, May 23, 2005 Dr. Stephens: Let's see here ... nose was chopped off? Well, let's have a look. / / Dr. Stephens: It's a nice clean cut. Shouldn't take too much to reattach. / The Dude: Well that's a relief. / / Dr. Stephens: And this must be your ... GOOD LORD! / / Dr. Stephens: If you'ld like I can chop a few inches off of this for you. / The Dude: No. Thank. You. / Dr. Stephens: No charge of course. For extreme cases like yours we can just write it off as an act of charity.
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Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, May 24, 2005 Chris: Wow, that was quick. / The Dude: The doctor said that they get so many cases of this during "Star Wars" years that it's practically and out patient surgery now. / Chris: I don't even see a scar. / The Dude: Carefull, it still kinda stings a little... / Chris Awe...you poor thing. / Chris: SMEEK / Chris: Well quit staring at me like and idiot and grab your pants. We can still make the midnight showing if we hurry.
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Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, May 25, 2005 Ken: I cant belive I chopped off my best friend's nose! / Ken: Man I hope he's allright. / The Dude: Well I sure hope you're saving a spot in line for both of us. / Ken: OH MAN!!! I am so glad to see you're all right! / The Dude: What, did you think I'ld miss and opening night? / Ken: I did have my doubts... / The Dude: I find your lack of faith deeply ironic.
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Anywhere But Here - Thursday, May 26, 2005 Stormtrooper: Please keep your ticket with you at all times, you will not be allowed to re-enter the theater without it. / Please turn off all cell phones, video camera's, photo cameras, and laser blasters are not permitted within the theater. / If you feel the need to duel another jedi during the film, please go out to the safety of the parking lot. / Any offenders will be asked to leave the theater and possibly forced to work on the spice mines of kessel. / Thank you and enjoy the show.
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Anywhere But Here - Friday, May 27, 2005 Movie: Oh Anakin! Thank Goodness you're back. / Movie: I'm back, I'm all right. It feels like we've been apart for a lifetime. / Movie: Wait, not here. / Movie: YES, HERE! / Movie: I'm tired of all this deception. I don't care if they know we're married. / Movie: Something wonderfull has happened. Annie, I'm pregnant. / Moviegoer: And they said Lucas couldn't write romantic scenes.
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Anywhere But Here - Monday, May 30, 2005 Ken: Oh man, that was so worth the wait. / Chris: I'ld say. / Chris: I hope you don't mind, but I'm taking him home tonight. Come on, it'll be dawn before we know it and I don't want to waste a SECOND. / The Dude: See ya tomorrow Ken. / Chris: mmmmmmwa / Ken: Buddy, if I didn't see it I wouldn't have believed it. / Buddy: DUDE...I saw it and I STILL don't believe it.
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Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, May 31, 2005 The Dude: Thanks, I had a great time tonight. / Chris: So you wanna :heave: come inside? / The Dude: Can't I have a final to study for. / The Dude: But I'll call you tomorrow and we can grab dinner or something. / Chris: Blink Blink / Chris: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!
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Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, June 1, 2005 Chris: HEY! HEY!!! WAIT UP! / Chris: What's your Goddamn problem? We've been going at this since Feburary! / Chris: And then tonight...TONIGHT after four months you FINALY Kissed me. YOU KISSED ME!!! / Chris: And yet I'm standing here half naked, throwing myself at you and you didn't even notice. What is it? What's wrong with me? Am I not pretty enough? Not smart enough? Too much of a "hick" for your standards? / Chris: What's the friggin problem? / Chris: Why won't you FUCK ME?!? / Chris: Well where's that trademark wit of yours? / The Dude: I think it's trickling down the side of my leg right now.
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Anywhere But Here - Thursday, June 2, 2005 Chris: You aren't even that great of a catch. / Chris: You're...you're...you're arrogant, snobbish, nurotic, scruffy, patheticaly out of shape. / Chris: I don't care how well you kiss...you aren't worth the friggin frustration!!! / Chris: You know what? Don't call me. Don't talk to me. Don't even LOOK at me! / The Dude: I can kiss? / The Dude: Wait a minute...WHO'S SCRUFFY LOOKING?
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Anywhere But Here - Friday, June 3, 2005 The Dude: Hold up... / Chris: Why won't you just leave me alone!!! / The Dude: I just have a question. / Chris: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ANY MORE! / The Dude: Just one question. / Chris: FINE! / The Dude: What color are my eyes? / Chris: WHAT TYPE OF QUESTION IS THAT?!? / The Dude: A real simple one. What color are my eyes. / Chris: I...I...I donno. / The Dude: They're blue. / The Dude: Who's my favorite musician? / Chris: I don't know. / The Dude: Miles Davis. / The Dude: What's my favorite dessert? / Chris: I...I..I don't know. / The Dude: French Silk Pie. / The Dude Why do you want me when you don't even know me? / Chris: I'm...I'm...I'm...I don't know. / The Dude: Well, I want to get to know you. Who you are. What you want out of life. i want to know everything. / The Dude: So here's the deal. We're going to go home. We're going to get some sleep. / The Dude: And tomorrow I'm going to call you. / The Dude: And we're going to have lunch. And we'll start to find out just who we are. / The Dude: Ok? Deal? / Chris: Deal / Chris: Wow.
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Anywhere But Here - Friday, June 3, 2005 The Dude: Hold up ... / / Chris: WHY WON'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!! / The Dude: I just have a question. / / Chris: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ANYMORE! / The Dude: Just one question. / / Chris: FINE! / The Dude: What color are my eyes? / / Chris: WHAT TYPE OF QUESTION IS THAT? / The Dude: A real simple one. What color are my eyes? / / Chris: I ... I ... I donno. / The Dude: They're blue. / / The Dude: Who's my favorite musician? / Chris: I don't know. / / The Dude: Miles Davis. What's my favorite dessert? / / Chris: I ... I ... I don't know. / The Dude: French silk pie. / / The Dude: Why do you want me when you don't even know me? / Chris: I'm ... I'm ... I'm ... I don't know ... / / The Dude: Well, I want to get to know you. Who you are. What you want out of life. I want to know everything. / / The Dude: So here's the deal. We're going to go home. We're going to get some sleep. / / The Dude: And tomorrow I'm going to call you. / / The Dude: And we're going to have lunch. And we'll start to find out just who we are. / / The Dude: OK? Deal? / Chris: Deal. / / Chris: Wow.
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Anywhere But Here - Monday, June 6, 2005 Chris: Sigh / Chris: :Giggle: I can't belive he turned me down again. / Chris: HE TURNED ME DOWN AGAIN!
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Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, June 7, 2005 Chris: SARAH! SARAH! ARE YOU AWAKE? / Sarah: Chr..Chris, what's wrong? / Chris: He turned me down again. / Sarah: Oh, Chris, I'm so sorry to... / Sarah: CHRISTINA! Give me back my blanke! / Chris: It was so...so...sooooo...amazing. / Chris: Get dressed, we're going to perkins and it's all on me gonight. / Sarah: You know I really hate when you go all Chibi Cheerleader on me.
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Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, June 8, 2005 Chris: And then he said "I want to know everything" in that really sexy, scratchy voice of his. And he kissed me on the forehead...and everything just, just stood still. / Sarah: That's great Chris / Chris: And then he said "And tomorrow, we'll start to find out who we really are." It was so...:SIGH: / It HAS to be the most magical thing that's ever happened to me in my life! / Sarah: I'm really happy for you but it's four in the morning, why couldn't you just tell me all of this tomorrow? / Chris: Becase I didn't want you to miss a single detail. / Sarah: Couldn't you have blogged this? / Chris: I already did, but I thought you'ld want to hear it in person. / Sarah: THUD / Chirs: You know, for some reason I though you'ld be a lot more excited for me.
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Anywhere But Here - Thursday, June 9, 2005 Click / Creeeeeeek / The Dude: Yawn! / Creeeeeeek / Click / Wham / bdowo! / Wham / Pow! / THWAPPA / THWAPPA / THWAPPA / Zoink! / The Dude: I really appriciate you guys waiting up for me. But you really didn't have to go through all this trouble. / Bill: Terribly sorry old boy, the R.A. was snooping about earlier and we didn't want to take any chances.
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Anywhere But Here - Friday, June 10, 2005 Mozillas: You look horrible / The Dude: I've been up for two days straight trying to finish this paper. / I don't even know what I'm typing any more. Could you read this to me? / Mozillas: Roll in the powdered sugar and say the magic words: "Sim sala bim bmba sala do saladim." / Mozillas: I didn't know you were taking a cooking class. / The Dude: I'm not, this is my music history final. / Mozillas: Well then...Congratulations on streaching a four year degree into a six year program. / The Dude: I'm boned.
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Anywhere But Here - Monday, June 13, 2005 Mac: I think we have a problem. He was working on this for hours, but it hasn't been sent in yet. / Mozillas: Let me guess, it's due today? / Mac: Ten minutes from now. / Mozillas: better have a look at it before we just send it off. / Mozillas: AWE CRAP! / Mac: Well do we send it in or not? / Mozillas: What choice do we have? / Hiding behind pretentious and false intellectualism, most post modern composing is little more then bubble gum pop with an academic pedigree... / Dr. Hicks: Good Heavens! We've been ratted out!
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Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, June 14, 2005 The Dude: Hi Doc, you wanted to see me? / Dr. Hicks: Yes, Please have a seat. / Dr. Hicks: I just wanted to say that the paper you turned in is one of the most intelegent things to come across my desk in years, and with your permission, I'ld like to try and get it published. / The Dude: Wow, really? Uh...thanks. / Dr. Hicks: Absolutly, just send me all your research and I'll do my best to get it into the journal. / The Dude: Wow, thanks doc, you have a good summer. / Dr. Hicks: You too... / Dr. Hicks: One of these days I won't be so lucky and one of these is going to slip through.
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Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, June 15, 2005 The Dude: Doctor Hicks says he's going to try and get my paper published. / Ken: Grats man. / The Dude: Thanks, I just wish I could remember what I wrote. / Ken: I'm sure it was something brilliant. / Ken: So, how are things going between you and Chris? / The Dude: Oh crap... / Ken: YOU HAVEN'T CALLED HER YET? / The Dude: What part of "Oh Crap" did you not pick up on?
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Anywhere But Here - Thursday, June 16, 2005 The Dude: OFF THE PHONE! I have to make a call RIGHT NOW! / Mozillas: Yep, got it, I'll pass it along to him. / Mozillas: That was your mother, she said that she and your father were going on vacation this week, and won't be able to move us out. However they talked to your uncle and we're all set to stay with him while they're gone. / The Dude: THEY WHAT? / The Dude: No, you know what, I can deal with that later. Chris didn't call, did she? / Mozillas: Oh yeah, there's a message from here here somewhere. / Mozillas: Here we go "EAT :EXPLICITIVE DELETED: AND DIE YOU SCUM SUCKING CHIMP." / The Dude: You know, I saw that comming. / Mozillas: You're telling me someone didn't?
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Anywhere But Here - Friday, June 17, 2005 The Dude: Chris, I'm sorry I didn't call you. I was really busy trying to get my paper done in time. Before I knew it it was today and I still hadn't called. / The Dude: I don't blame you for being mad at me. I don't blame your for not taking my calls. If I were you I'ld be really pissed at me too. / The Dude: I just wanted to? I Just? To...To say that I'm really very sorry. I'm really sorry to hurt you. / Sarah: Chris, what's going on? / Chris: He hasn't called me since our date. / The Dude: I'm really sorry for being so stupid. / Sarah: How long ago was that? / Chris: Six days ago. / The Dude: I was working on my paper, I don't think I slept for about three days straight. / Sarah: Six Days? / Chris: Six Days. / The Dude: And then today I had a meeting with my... / The Dude: You know what, it doesn't matter. / Sarah: That's kina scummy. / Chris: I KNOW! / The Dude: I don't know what else to say except...except...except that I'm sorry. / Sarah: But he's out there right now Chris, in the rain. / Chris: I know. / The Dude: I just wanted you to hear it from me personally, and I hope you can...because I'm going to feel stupid if you aren't even home right now. / Sarah: Look at him Chris, he looks like a wet at. / Chris: I don't WANT to look at him. / Music: In your eyes, the light the heat. In your eyes I am complete. / Sarah: HOLEY CRAP! Chris, you should take a look at this. / Music: In your eyes I see the door way to a thousand churches. In your eyes the resolution of all the fruitless searches. In your eyes I see the light and the heat, In your eyes Oh I want to be that complete. / Music: I want to touch the light...the heat, I see in your eyes. / Sarah: You konw, I always thought that was a cheesy film. / Chris: Shut up Sarah. / Music: Love I don't like to see so much pain. So much wasted and this moment keeps slipping away. / Sarah: Does he do stuff like this often? / Chrisl: Fifty Fifty so far. / Music: I get so tired of working so hard for our survival. I look to the time with you to keep awake and alive. / Sarah: You're going to let someone like that get away from you. / Chris: It was a much easier decision to make when he was a jerk. / Music: And all my instincts, they return. And the grand facade, so soon will burn. / Music: Without a noise, without my pride. I reach out from the inside. / Chris: I'm going to let him in. / Sarah: Atta girl. / Music: in your eyes, the light the heat, in your eyes I am complete. / In your eyes I see the doorway to a thousand churches. / In your eyes the resolution of all the fruitless searches. / BADOOOM! / The Dude: Funny, I don't remember this part in the film. / The Dude: OUCH... / THUD
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Anywhere But Here - Monday, June 20, 2005 The Dude: Oooh...my head. / The Dude: Well this is new. / John Cusack: It's about time you got here. / The Dude: Hey, aren't you? / John Cusack: A wild Hallucination? Why yes, yes I am.
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Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, June 21, 2005 The Dude: OK, so you're... / John Cusack: Think of me as your spirit guide. / The Dude: And you look like John Cusack...why? / Joh Cusack: Hey, it's your mind you make the rules. / Rachael Leigh Cook: Are you done yet? / The Dude: Give me a minute...it's not like I'm ever going to hae a moment like this again in my life.
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Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 The Dude: Well, if you're my spirit guide shouldn't you tell me something of great importance? / The Dude: You know, show me something of some sort of deep meaningfull significance? / The Dude: What? Do I go through there? / John Cusack: You can figure it out on your own Einstein. / The Dude: You're still pissed off that I gave you tits, aren't you?
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Anywhere But Here - Thursday, June 23, 2005 The Dude: HELLO! IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE? / Echoes: Hello! Hello! Hello! Is there anybody in there. / The Dude: Just nod if you can hear me, is there anyone at home? / Marie: I'm out there, Just find me. / Marie: I'm out there, aching for you to find me. / Marie: Find me... / The Dude: I will...I promise. / The Dude: I think I want to wake up now. / Chris: Thank Goodness you're all right!
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Anywhere But Here - Friday, June 24, 2005 The Dude: Oooooohhhh... it feels like Buddy Rich is holding a jam session in my brain pan... / The Dude: What the heck happened? / Chris: You were struck by lightning. / The Dude: Well that explins the funny pork roast smell. / The Dude: And why am I naked? / Chris: Your clothes were kinda on fire. So I figured it would be best if you were out of them. / The Dude: Is my jacket allright? / Chris: It's good to have you back. / The Dude: But the Jacket, it's all right? / Chris: IT's fine. / The Dude: Shouldn't you have called an ambulance or something? / Chris: Sarah already did. I'm sure they're on their way. / Ambulance Driver: COME ON MAN! MOVE THE FRIGGIN COWS! / Farmer: They're movin! They're movin!!!
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Anywhere But Here - Monday, June 27, 2005 The Dude: Right, I check out Friday morning, so if you could be here by...yeah, ten O'Clock would probibly be fine. / The Dude: No no no, I don't have a lot of stuff. / The Dude: Yeah, I'm sure the car will be... / The Dude: I just have some clothes and a few boxes of books and... / The Dude: Ya know, on second thought, you should probibly bring the truck.
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Anywhere But Here - Tuesday, June 28, 2005 Mac: So does your uncle have a dedicated T1 Line? / The Dude: I don't think so. / Mac: Cable Modem? / The Dude: Kinda doubt it. / Mac: DSL? / The Dude: Probibly not. / Mac: Satellight broadband? / The Dude: I thin kme may have AOL on dial up. / The Dude: Mac? / Mac: High Speed Information Super Highway or Bust!!!!
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Anywhere But Here - Wednesday, June 29, 2005 Mozillas: So me and buckethead here were talking, and we're not coming with you to bum :explicitive deleted: nowhere. / The Dude: Ooooh-kay. / The Dude: So just where are you going to stay while school is out? / Mozillas: Yo mophead, where's the beer? / Mac: Screw the beer, if I'm not online in 10 minutes I'm going to miss my alliance raid.
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Anywhere But Here - Thursday, June 30, 2005 Chris: Where's your uncle's ranch? / The Dude: Sully Springs North Dakota. / Chris: That's only 200 miles from Harvey, I could visit you. / The Dude: I...guess, but after that I'm moving back to burlington and that's 700 miles away and... / Chris: Smeek / Chris: It will all work out, stop worrying about the details. / The Dude: I thought you said that being anal retentive was part of my charm. / Chris: Right now I could use a little less "charm" and a little more prince charming.
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