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| Magellan - Strawbato | Surburban Sydney, Australia
/ YUK! There's no way I'm eating that thing... it looks disgusting!
/ aw - go on, Kaycee. I assure you it is edible and its starchy sweetness is kind of yum. / What the hell is it?
/ A "strawbato" - the by-product of my dad's latest and naffest invention yet... the genetic blender.
/ uh...... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=10560&name=magellan |
| Magellan - Down in the Lab | Later
/ Thanks for trying to cheer me up, Elvis. / Okay - it was a totally lame intervention... I know... but I tried... / If Kaycee wants to get herself killed running around with the "cape and tights" brigade, let her I say. / What is the deal with her wanting to be a super-hero anyway? / Arrrgh!
/ Splat! / (sign... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=10626&name=magellan |
| Magellan - Go!Anna | Elsewhere
/ Doesn't look pretty in there... / Six dead... Very messy.
/ Creeeeeaaak
/ Hmmm... Those hinges could do with an oil. / Looks like the 'Jewels of Persia' have been heisted with extreme prejudice...
/ Sign reads :Jewels of Persia Exhibition / Hey hey! It's Detective Arsino on the job. / I can... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=10683&name=magellan |
| Magellan - The Burrow | Oh goody, the 507. / This is so embarrassing. I really need to get my motorbike fixed. / Ten minutes later... / Heh heh heh / G'day, Annie.
/ Luke... Why are you up?
/ Bored. Surfin' for porn. / Did you know there are over a thousand websites claiming to have nude pics of you?
/ Those sons of bitches... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=10775&name=magellan |
| Magellan - Magellan Bound | ... Fell on my ass...
/ ... Horns...
/ ... And she said...
/ ... Pulled a ligament...
/ ... Cool...
/ ... Cover of time...
/ ... Jumped 50 meters...
/ ... His wings... / ... Upside down...
/ ... Smashed daddy's porsche...
/ ... Saw Epoch in geneva...
/ ... You can imagine... / ... Cramping my style...
/ Sigh. / Hi.... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?name=magellan&view=archive&chapter=10777 |
| Magellan - Vigilante Tendencies | Please fasten your seatbelts...
/ And a reminder to refrain from using your powers until you exit the terminal. / Morning, Ms. Foster.
/ Hi, John. / I got caught up with a cadet... I'm not the last one in, am I?
/ 'Fraid so, miss.
/ Damn. / Welcome, Freya. Please be seated and we shall begin.
/ Yes, Councillor... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=10780&name=magellan |
| Magellan - Arrival | Meanwhile...
/ Well, it seems odd to me, that's all.
/ I s'pose they figure we can find our own way about, Nadine. / I'm not saying they should be holding our hands or anything... / Maybe I was hoping they'd have something a bit more official at the airport...
/ Like what? / Like not just "here's your... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?name=magellan&view=archive&chapter=10959 |
| Magellan - Mudge | Do you think we've got the right place?
/ Think so. I can hear someone over there - let's go ask...
/ Nnnn... Bad. Bad. Heh heh. / It's a guy, Kaycee... We must have the wrong dorm.
/ S'cuse us, mate...
/ Nothing! I was... / Oh. Eh... Heheheheh. You startled me. / Sorry. Ummm... We were looking for the... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=11058&name=magellan |
| Magellan - Feeling Useless | Sydney, Australia - some 10 metres below a seemingly disused storage facility...
/ Admit it, Annie. You've gotta chase down Zelda for this one... / ... The burrow.
/ I've run it thru our entire data base, even Google, and I'm just drawing a big blank... / I could be wrong, but my gut tells me there's... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?name=magellan&view=archive&chapter=11142 |
| Magellan - Brawl! | Magellan...
/ Ahhh! Fresh air!
/ Congrats on surviving your first faculty heads meeting. / Are they always that feisty?
/ Meh. That was civil compared to some I've been to. / It was strange of Councillor Joffe to question Cadet Jones' psych status.
/ Inexperience on the new councillor's part, no doubt.
/ I'm... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=11144&name=magellan |
| Magellan - Debrief | Later
/ So neither Maya or Charisma were too cheery once the vybe wore off...
/ I can imagine. / "Fat ass".
/ What?
/ That's what Charisma called Maya... / And that's why Maya mojoed the others into beating on Charisma? Hoo-boy!
/ Yeah, well, they're both on notice now. / Fights have been started over... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=11213&name=magellan |
| Magellan - Dorm Buddies | Meanwhile...
/ (hic) Dammit. (hic) Dammit. The vybe wore off an hour ago (hic) and I've still got these stupid hiccups. (hic)! Dammit. / I hope they're gone (hic) before the ceremony...
/ There's plenty of time 'til then. / I wouldn't (hic) call one hour plen... Whoa!
/ Yeah. Dorm's full now! / G'day.
/ Hiii!
/ Hello.
/ Yo.
/ Hey. / Greetings.
/ Uh...
/ Hello!
/ Hey.
/ Hi.
/ Howdy,... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=11289&name=magellan |
| Magellan - Magellan Material | Champions' Ampitheatre
/ Where's Epoch, dammit? / Responding to an emergency on Space Station One, I believe...
/ Bah. Why didn't they send Tros or Ranger Bill instead? / I'm sure Epoch will arrive shortly...
/ Thank you, Karma. The word from our top pre-cog is that we're 'go', Tom - could you get the... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=11375&name=magellan |
| Magellan - Wannabe | Meanwhile...
/ ... And I actually spoke with Vertigo!
/ Yeah? Awesome.
/ Have you had much time to settle into your, uh, tank, Fatima?
/ Only few days. Is good tank - not same as home but I... / Wump
/ ufff! / Charisma?!
/ What do we have here?
/ A norm in a Magellan uniform? A bit old for dress-ups aren't... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=11449&name=magellan |
| Magellan - Sliced and Diced | Sydney, Australia
/ What a goddamned mess! Are all the body parts accounted for? / Found the sixth perp's head!
/ Now they are.
/ Jewel thieves kill museum guards... crazy ninja slices and dices jewel thieves... it's the circle of life I tell ya, Bates. Fucking' vigilante whack jobs. / Don't know if it... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=11543&name=magellan |
| Magellan - Brian+Elvis=? | North Shore Hospital, Sydney, Australia
/ Physically your son is in great shape... all things considered... / But every aspect of Brian's being has been fused with that of the dog's... / So... There's no chance of... unfusing them? Separating Brian from Elvis?
/ I don't see how, Professor Lonsdale.
/ Oh,... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=11545&name=magellan |
| Magellan History | Hey, citizens! I am - as you probably know - Epoch! Very possibly I have saved you and your local neighborhood from disaster and/or devastation at some time. If not, I hope to soon! But enough about me - as a member of Force Magellan it is my honor to present to you this magnificent educational DVD...... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=11625&name=magellan |
| Magellan Part 2 Cover Page | Magellan
/ Part Two: The Great Leap Forward http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=11898&name=magellan |
| Magellan - Watch that first step... | Jones... / ...Uff!
/ THUD / Shit. / WUMP / Hey, Jones! Ever think your code-name should be "Street-Pizza Girl"? / That's enough out of you, Charisma.
/ Bye!
/ I'll go again, sir. / No need for another attempt today, cadet.
/ But I'm sure I could...
/ You almost made it across... At this stage that's... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=11919&name=magellan |
| Magellan - First Hurdle | "... but let's back up a bit... I'm Kaycee Jones and this is my journal." / "I'm on this tiny, lush island in the middle of the south-west Pacific..." / "... a cadet at Magellan Justice Academy - home to, and crucible of, some of the world's greatest fighters for peace and justice." / "I'm mixing... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=11979&name=magellan |
| Magellan - Nightmares | "I don't know what chance Fatima and I have against the likes of Charisma Epoch and her power pals... as it is, I'll have to train my arse off to stand a chance of finishing the exercise. All the same, I am going to give it all I've got." / Yawn... / Tired. Enough journal for tonight. / Click / Crrrreeeaaaak / Shit!... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12057&name=magellan |
| Magellan - Zelda | Sydney...
/ Huff huff huff! / Huuuhh huuuhh! / Huuuhh hefffff hufff!
/ Poster reads: Purple Rave
/ Poster reads: No bill posters
/ Grafitti reads: Zeera wuz 'ere / Hey, hey, Zelda! Not running out on me, are you?
/ Gah! Fuck you, Go! You almost gave me a heart attack! / I'm hurt. You knew I was coming... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12167&name=magellan |
| Magellan -Smudge | Magellan
/ Only three days to the exercise...
/ God - don't remind me. / sign reads: 'Human & Forn menu - Food for other species at server bays 2 thru 10'
/ Every part of my body is aching from all the training we've been doing.
/ Me too. It's been full-on. / But you're still cool to go for a surf tomorrow?
/ Yeah!... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?name=magellan&view=archive&chapter=12168 |
| Magellan - Mending fences | "Two days out from the exercise and training is going... well enough. Despite the pressure of this and of study, we are still allowed time for recreational activities... so I went surfing with Nadine today!"
/ If you're sorry about it, you should tell him.
/ Guess so... / "Nadine Turner's a Kiwi speedster... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12169&name=magellan |
| Magellan - Boundaries | Magellan Training Facility 8B
/ "Spent all of today training with my team partner Fatima for tomorrow's exercise."
/ We will lose time here when you suit up with that silly device, Kaycee.
/ I can't breathe under water like you, Fatima...
/ "She's a cephelamaid from PherNos - a race of half-human/half-octopus... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12170&name=magellan |
| Magellan - No more games | Sydney - 50 meters below an abandoned storage faculty lies the Burrow, secret HQ of Wombat-Man and Go!Anna
/ It's been awhile since I dug "Sister Anne" out of the closet. / I always feel silly in this get-up... / ...but at least it helps me cover my tail and spots, etcetera - and makes my undercover... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12171&name=magellan |
| Magellan - The big day... | Magellan Island
/ And so the big day arrives.
/ You look cute in your referee's outfit.
/ Yeah - I know.
/ Nervous?
/ Not as much as the cadets are, I'd bet... / ... but you knew that already, didn't you?
/ I like to ask anyway.
/ As for the cadets, I'm not sure what they're more nervous about - the exercise... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12172&name=magellan |
| Magellan - What goes up... | Meanwhile - Flight X-92 to Thailand. 10,000 feet above the Timor Sea. / sign reads: Toilet
/ KLIK / I was probably too hard on Luke... but he is worrying me... / When I get back to Sydney I'll...
/ Mummy, that lady looks like a penguin!
/ Shush! Jimmy! Don't be rude. / Sorry, Sister.
/ "Penguin"? Little... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12226&name=magellan |
| Magellan - The Tower | Meanwhile - Magellan...
/ Cadets, you are about to participate in a great tradition here at Magellan.
/ Hundreds of cadets before you have run this gauntlet as their first challenge.
/ They learnt much about themselves and their fellow cadets... strengths... limitations... vulnerabilities. This challenge... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12413&name=magellan |
| Magellan - The Pool | Gotta keep up the pace.
/ Fatima and I have a lead but I can't see it lasting... / Yep.
/ Gifford and Nadine make us look like snails. / And now Louis and Sioni.
/ I'll help you with scuba gear...
/ No. Forget it. / Huh?
/ I'll let you do my breathing... / Sonar! / You can hear my thinking but I will... http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12507&name=magellan |