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| 480. | LOUIE
/ So what was this idea that you had? / AMANDA
/ Why don't I SHOW you my idea? / LOUIE
/ Is this even LEGAL? http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100408.html |
| 481. | MICHAEL
/ Okay guys, ready to hear my story? / BIZZY
/ It's getting late. Maybe we should save it for another time. / MICHAEL
/ Well, well. Look who came crawwwling back. Can't wait to hear Michael's story, can you? / MICHAEL
/ Wait wait wait! Please stay! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100414.html |
| 482. | Guest art by Alexander Plahn / JUNE
/ Last year, I traveled through East Asia to improve my knowledge of martial arts beyond a cursory kendo training... / JUNE (VO)
/ Hmm. Perhaps deeper consciousness is less subtle than I'd originally thought. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100419.html |
| 483. | Guest art by Alexander Plahn / We've got her cornered! / JUNE
/ Stop! Can't you see that your village is encroaching on her natural habitat? / Why do Westerners think they have a monopoly on conservationism? / Tigers may be your cause celebre, but they're our everyday concern! / RICK
/ Are all your brawls filled with such complex rhetoric? / JUNE
/ Frequently. One must train the mind and body simultaneously. On the other hand, the value of physical rhythm for clearing the mind is highly integrated into... http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100423.html |
| 484. | Guest art by Alexander Plahn / JUNE
/ We're holding our own so far. But for how long? They'll come back - with tractors... and guns. / JUNE
/ (What does a tiger have to protect it from the ever-accelerating avalanche of man's ferocity?) / Aw... what a cute cub! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100427.html |
| 485. | JUNE
/ Well, you're safe for now, but the village will grow... I don't know how you'll be able to look out for the welfare of your cub. / JUNE
/ You're giving him to me?! You're selling out! This is a disgrace for tigers everywhere! / JUNE
/ But really cool for me! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100430.html |
| 486. | CHAZ
/ I guess I'll tell my story next... / MICHAEL
/ Come on, Chaz! I've been waiting all night! / CHAZ
/ Tell you what - I'll flip you for it. / MICHAEL
/ Yeah, okay. / CHAZ
/ Heads I win, tails you lose. / MICHAEL
/ I'm not falling for THAT old trick! / CHAZ
/ Okay... Heads you lose, tails I win. / MICHAEL
/ That's better. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100506.html |
| 487. | Guest art by Arliss Gammill / CHAZ
/ What happened to my reception? / You IDIOT. Why did you think you'd get reception up here? / CHAZ
/ It's been so long since I've been camping... It didn't even occur to me. / CHAZ
/ I won't be able to talk to my girlfriend! I'll be a BASKETCASE! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100510.html |
| 488. | Guest art by Arliss Gammill / CHAZ
/ It was as if I could HEAR this thoughts. It was like a VISION QUEST, man. / LOUIE
/ I thought you said you CONFISCATED his moonshine. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100513.html |
| 489. | Guest art by Arliss Gammill / LOUIE
/ You know we have to get back to civilization SOME TIME, Chaz. / "So we left the mountains, but a little piece of them followed me back. I named him 'Cornelius', and he's been with me ever since. But what was a prairie falcon doing up in the mountains, anyway? When I thought about this question, I realized that the answer was the key to understanding the whole experience..." / CHAZ
/ Hold on - I gotta take this. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100515.html |
| 490. | JUNE
/ It's your turn to tell your story! Come on, Michael. / JUNE
/ COME ON, MICHAEL... / JUNE
/ WAKE UP! ARE'T YOU THRILLED TO FINALLY GET YOUR CHANCE?!? / MICHAEL
/ (I'm still asleep, I'm still asleep...) http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100517.html |
| 491. | Guest puppets by Rachel Appelbaum / MICHAEL
/ It was that bittersweet summer between high school and college. Jodie and I met at orientation, and we bonded right away. / JODIE
/ Would you like to meet my parents this weekend? You could be my beard! / beard, noun: the growth of hair on the face of an adult man, often including a mustache. / MICHAEL
/ Obviously not... / verb: to furnish with a beard. / MICHAEL
/ Ha-ha. 'Beard me.' / slang noun: a person who poses as a false date or romantic partner to mislead others about the nature of a relationship, often to conceal someone's sexual orientation. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100520.html |
| 492. | Guest puppets by Rachel Appelbaum / I'm going to go check on the lasagna. You kids behave yourselves! / MICHAEL
/ Did you ask me to dinner so your parents don't find out you're a lesbian? / JODIE
/ Michael, I can't drop THAT bomb on them when we're about to go off to school. / MICHAEL
/ I'll play along. / JODIE
/ I knew you'd see it my way. / MICHAEL
/ I don't AGREE with you, but when you say my name, I'm oddly compelled to obey... / JODIE
/ MICHAEL, try to stick your whole fist in your mouth. / MICHAEL
/ I haytpff myou. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100524.html |
| 493. | Guest puppets by Rachel Appelbaum / Michael looks scrawnier than I pictured. / JODIE
/ Looks deceive. He's a real wildcat. / MICHAEL
/ That's true. And your Jodie is a boy-crazy floozy. / JODIE
/ I sure used to be. But Michael is all the man I can handle. / Is he? Show us your pecs, young man! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100527.html |
| 494. | Guest puppets by Rachel Appelbaum / We got this talking drum on our second trip to Senegal. / And we found this young capuchin monkey in French Guiana. / Jodie, would you quit pestering Michael? I'm trying to show him the antique phone bench we brought all the way from Luxembourg. / JODIE
/ Sorry, Dad, I just can't keep my hands off this white-hot hunk of masculinity. / MICHAEL
/ I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! JODIE IS A HUGE LESBIAN!! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100601.html |
| 495. | Guest puppets by Rachel Appelbaum / MICHAEL
/ Sigh... / MICHAEL
/ Jodie! Listen, I'm sorry I outed you in front of your parents. / JODIE
/ ...Maybe it's for the best. At least I won't be living a lie. / MICHAEL
/ And I bet your parents will be a lot more understanding than you thought. / JODIE
/ Do you think they were just joking when they filled out these disownment papers, then? http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100603.html |
| 496. | Guest puppets by Rachel Appelbaum / MICHAEL
/ I can't believe your parents would disown you like that. / JODIE
/ Want to help me get back at them? / MICHAEL
/ Um, sure. / JODIE
/ What if we took one of their precious mementoes? / MICHAEL
/ What sort of memento did you have in mind? / MICHAEL
/ How long do I have to take care of this monkey? / JODIE
/ Just 'til my parents and I are talking again. / JUNE
/ And you've been carrying it around all this time. The monkey AND the guilt. Michael, I never new. / RICK
/ (Hehe... MONKEY.) http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100605.html |
| 497. | CHAZ
/ It'll sure be a tough choice to determine the worst story! / JUNE
/ Actually, we're all in agreement that it's yours. / CHAZ
/ You mean you guys didn't like my story? / NEWELL
/ You didn't even finish it! You took a phone call! / CHAZ
/ Then I guess I have to buy everyone a round... / CHAZ
/ Buy hey, this a perfect night to get a drink for my best friends after hearing - / JUNE
/ Don't try to pretend that this isn't your punishment. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100608.html |
| 498. | HARRIET
/ Gee, that bubble wrap sure is relaxing, ain't it? http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100610.html |
| 499. | SHARON
/ Newell, there was a girl here who was asking about you! / Is she cute? / NEWELL
/ Is she related to me? / SHARON
/ Yes, but not enough that it makes a difference. / NEWELL
/ Wait... were you answering my question, or dad's question? http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100612.html |
| 500. | RICK
/ (The scent of an orchard. The bridge of a song. A friend drops a familiar phrase in conversation. Even a casual thought can bring a dozen bubbles of memory to my mind. Like nostalgic caffeine, each bubble, and image or a moment or a sensation. Each bubble, a woman.) / (People think I'm a playa because I don't remember the individual romantic moments that teach a man the value of love. I'm a playa because I can't forget.) http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100614.html |
| 501. | CHAZ
/ Giraffes are wasted on the young. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100616.html |
| 502. | AMANDA
/ Do you ever think you might miss single life, or that we got committed too quickly? / AMANDA
/ ...then we'll move to the suburbs and have 2.5 white picket fences. / LOUIE
/ Well, THAT was a game-changer. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100619.html |
| 503. | NIC
/ Medical student syndrome... It's when students think they have the diseases they're studying. / NIC
/ I totally have that! / NEWELL
/ Just a tiny beep? Maybe it's time to recalibrate the paradox detector. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100621.html |
| 504. | RICK
/ This girl is a TECHNICAL KNOCKOUT! / CHAZ
/ So have you hit that yet? / RICK
/ You KNOW I hit that! / HARRIET
/ Ugh! Don't you guys see how OBJECTIFYING it is to refer to women as "that"? / RICK
/ Anyway, I totally hit her! / CHAZ
/ I knew it! I KNEW you hit her! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100624.html |
| 505. | CHAZ
/ You think you have a chance with her? / MICHAEL
/ Actually, I think her friend likes me! / MICHAEL
/ But I think it's too soon to make a m- / HARRIET
/ Are you still talking about your stupid love lives? / HARRIET
/ With everything that's going on in the world, is that really all you have to talk about? / HARRIET
/ So... / HARRIET
/ Who's this lady you're talking about? She cute? http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100626.html |
| 506. | HARRIET
/ ...So needless to say, he and I won't be going on a second date! / NIC
/ Huh? / NIC
/ Did Bizzy just finish a story? Did I drift off for the whole thing? / NIC
/ What a relief! I'm just living backwards. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100628.html |
| 507. | THORNTON
/ So this is my place... / THORNTON
/ Hold tight while I... slip into something more comfortable. / BIZZY
/ (Well, this evening has taken an interesting turn. I'm all atwitter!) / BIZZY
/ (Looks like there's still some nice guys left in the world!) / BIZZY
/ (Meeting someone new just fills you with positive energy!) / THORNTON
/ Frederic-Bear likes to watch! / BIZZY
/ (How did I get myself into this?) http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100701.html |
| 508. | BIZZY
/ (How humiliating!) / BIZZY
/ (This guy must think I'm a total klutz!) / THORNTON
/ (Hey, I may actually have a chance with this girl!) http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100703.html |
| 509. | You rake! / You cad! / THORNTON (OS)
/ Can't people be civil ANYWHERE? / BIZZY
/ I know what's with these quaintly dressed people trying to have crude hookups? / THORNTON
/ Well, don't worry about me trying that! / BIZZY
/ My name is Bizzy. Nice to meet you. / THORNTON
/ I'm Thornton, and this is Dawkins, my pet hyrax. / HARRIET
/ Bizzy, meet Thornton! / BIZZY
/ Are you retroactively taking credit for this? / THORNTON
/ (Gasp! This must be my romantic rival!) http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20100706.html |
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